"Is that so?" Liu Xun fell silent, looked at Di Yi and said, "Di Yi, how about we go to Japan for a visit? Their ninjas came to visit us, so you have to go to their place too! This is the rudeness of not returning the favor..."
"No, if you want to go, go by yourself, but don't drag me along!" Di Yi shook his head repeatedly. The food from other countries... he really couldn't get used to it.
"How about I treat you to the most expensive food in Japan?" Since it wouldn't work to do it openly, he would have to seduce him. Di Yi was not interested in women, so Liu Xun could only start with food.
"What is the most expensive thing in Japan?" Di was stunned for a moment and asked curiously. After he finished speaking, the expressions of Wang Yikai and others changed slightly and became less normal.
"You'll know when you get there." Liu Xun smiled but didn't say anything.
"Why don't you just treat me to a meal and bring some for them? Japan will be bombed in a few days, and we won't be able to eat even if we want to." Di Yi said softly.
"Okay, I'll bring some for them too." Liu Xun said with a smile. After he finished speaking, Wang Yikai smiled awkwardly and said, "Forget it, I won't eat it. I'm not interested in that stuff..."
"I won't eat it either. You can just ask Diyi to eat by himself, otherwise it would be a waste of money..." Yun Zhongxiao obviously knew what the most expensive food was.
"... "Emperor Yi's expression was full of confusion. He had no concept of money, so he thought that expensive things would naturally taste good, but why did each of them...look so weird
"Don't listen to Liu Xun's nonsense. Do you know what the most expensive food of the Japanese is?" Mu Feiyan couldn't bear it anymore and said to Di Yi.
"I don't know." Di Yi said truthfully. He really didn't know what it was.
"It's the Golden Grain Meal. I said so... Do you understand?" Mu Feiyan frowned and said tactfully. After the words fell, Wang Yikai and others laughed.
"Golden Grain Meal? Does that mean their rice is golden? It must be delicious!" Di Yi raised his eyebrows and began to daydream.
"... "Mu Feiyan was stunned, and finally said helplessly: "Golden Grain Meal is shit, I mean... Can you understand?"
When the words rang out, Di Yi's face changed, he looked at Liu Xun and said unhappily: "You are fucking kidding me!"
"I'm not kidding you. The Golden Grain Meal is the most expensive dish in Japan. If you want to eat it... you have to make a reservation in advance! The price per person is 500,000. By the way... what flavor do you want?" Liu Xun said with a smile.
It is said that there is a top membership club in Tokyo, the capital of Japan, where all the people are men who have a strong desire to worship girls! The club provides members with a super expensive food... the 'Golden Grain Meal';.
The preparation of this "food" is somewhat complicated. At the beginning, some girls were selected to strictly follow the detailed requirements of the club in terms of exercise, drinking water, eating and daily life.
A week later, the restaurant sent people to select the most suitable excrement from them as food ingredients.
After the farce of "Nyotaimori", people's impression of Japanese cuisine at Jinli Restaurant is not only that it is expensive, but also that it is "evil".
In fact, "Nyotaimori" is not the most evil thing in Japanese cuisine. It is said that there is another kind called "Golden Grain Meal", which is even more evil.
In some Japanese restaurants, girls aged twelve or thirteen are often kept as pets, fed and well-fed, carefully prepared! Every day, they take fresh feces, marinate them with various seasonings, fry them in oil, and eat them with special sauces.
As mentioned before, the production process of the Golden Grain Meal is very complicated. The club restaurant must first select a fifteen-year-old girl who has not had a bleeding episode in the next ten days from among many candidate beautiful girls (of course she must be a virgin)!
Then, let these selected girls exercise, drink water, eat and live their daily lives strictly according to the detailed requirements set by the club!
A week later, the restaurant would send people to select the most suitable excrement from them as raw material, which would then be steamed and fried with various precious seasonings. Afterwards, they would be shaped according to strict process standards, and made into the shape and size of Chinese medicine balls, with the surface looking extremely smooth.
Some need to be made into the shape of feces according to the customer's requirements, and finally coated with edible gold powder, and the gold grain meal is ready.
In addition, it is said that because there are many customers who want to try the Golden Grain Meal and the production cycle is relatively long, if you want to taste the delicious Golden Grain Meal, even VIP members of the club need to make a reservation a long time in advance.
It has to be said that this is a very expensive dish in Japan, and it is said to be very "delicious"! Just like why dogs eat shit and bite people! Why do Japanese people eat shit? What kind of people are dogs that can't change their habit of eating shit
But... even if it's a dog, it won't eat its own shit, right? Obviously... the Japanese people are not even as good as dogs. Calling them dogs is really an insult to such a loyal animal!
"Get out! Go by yourself, I'm not going! What kind of fucking nation is this? Even dogs eat their own shit!" Di Yi made a disgusting face, and his stomach, which had just been full, suddenly felt churning.
"Okay, let's talk about business!" Suddenly, Mu Feiyan's voice sounded, attracting everyone's attention.
"Liu Xun, you only thought about how to launch this hydrogen bomb, but have you ever thought about what consequences you will face after launching it? The United Nations will not let you go, and China will not let you go because of the pressure from countries around the world, not to mention other countries that are making trouble!"
Mu Feiyan spoke one sentence at a time, making the originally cheerful atmosphere solemn. She was right. After the hydrogen bomb was launched... what should we do? This is not a matter of sinking a few Japanese warships, but directly removing a country from the list!
Liu Xun fell silent. It was impossible that he had not thought about this problem. He had thought of a way, such as disguise! Disguise a dead person to look like himself, and then disguise himself to look like someone else, but... it was not feasible at all!
Appearance can be changed, but what about DNA? This cannot be changed. Liu Xun's DNA is backed up in the United Nations, and even China has Liu Xun's blood sample before he joined the army, so the method of changing one's appearance will not work at all!
Is there any other way? Although Liu Xun could take all the responsibility for this matter on himself, he really couldn't think of a way to get out of it!
Is there only one way out for him? Thinking of this, Liu Xun's eyes narrowed slightly. No one wants to die, and he is no exception! Although he clearly knew that he would be in a dilemma after destroying Japan, he did not regret it! (To be continued)