The Twelve Zodiac Guardian Gods

Chapter 142: Good kidneys (Part 1)

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As night fell, Mingming and Hai Ruyue stood on the balcony of the villa and looked at the vast green space below.

At this time, four figures were quietly walking out of the villa and walking quietly out along the edge of the green space in the courtyard.

Hai Ruyue looked at Mingming and said, "Are you just going to indulge him like that? They can't do anything good by taking a few guys out."

Mingming smiled slightly and said: "A man should have his own space. What's more, he is Qilin, not to mention that the experience in the world of mortals is what the master himself requires. I have never thought about restricting Qi Yue. Didn't the master say that in Without his four confidants, he had to remain a virgin. What else should I be afraid of

Hai Ruyue also smiled and gently hugged Mingming's shoulders, "Silly girl, don't underestimate how slutty these guys are. Aren't there just four women? If they are willing, find four for Qi Yue Women, there’s nothing wrong with having a five-p.”

Mingming's face changed slightly and he said in shock: "No way, sister Ruyue, don't scare me."

The smile on Hai Ruyue's face became even thicker, "I'm just kidding, how can ordinary people catch Qi Yue's eyes when he has such a beautiful girlfriend like you? You know, he is no longer the little ruffian he used to be. At least he’s a ruffian with some taste.”

Mingming also smiled, "That's right! Even if Qi Yue wants to fall in love with other women, he should at least be like Sister Ruyue. Hehe, Sister Ruyue, your breasts are so big, let me touch them."

"You little pervert, do you want a beating?" Ruyue laughed and scolded, slapping Mingming's milk-grabbing dragon's claws away.

"You don't want me to touch you. Do you want him to touch you? Ah, sister Ruyue, I was wrong. Don't tickle me..."

Qiyue, Xu Dongyan, Xiaoyi, Zagru and his party quietly left the Longyu Villa. Xu Dong had already parked his car at the entrance of the courtyard.

The four of them got into the car respectively. Yan Xiaoyi couldn't help but ask, "Boss, aren't you afraid of being angry if you go out with us to have sex?"

Qi Yue said: "My family obviously doesn't care about me. It's obvious that as long as I have her in my heart, that's fine. Besides, I don't have anything to do when I go out. I just accompany the master to see the world of mortals."

Yan Xiaoyi said with some jealousy: "Damn, then you are not just trying to pick up girls. Why am I not so lucky? There are no restrictions on finding a top-notch girlfriend. Boss, your luck must be too good."

Qi Yue chuckled and said: "Who told us to have good character?"

Yan Xiaoyi gestured to Qi Yue with her middle finger, "Boss, frankly speaking, you are really strong this time! If it were me, Mingming, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to escape from your grasp. Frankly, you can use your own blood to save me." Obviously, was it premeditated?"

Qi Yue snorted and said: "Premeditating your size, how can I care about anything else at that time. I am not you, you can't use your own thoughts to measure a serious person like me."

"Damn, are you a serious person? However, I really didn't expect that you are still a virgin, boss. Hey, a man who has never tasted the taste of a woman is not a real man at all!"

"Is your skin itchy? It seems I should give you a special training so that you can understand why the flowers are so red."

"You, boss, will use this method to bully me, a little sheep. Master, you have to help me!" Yan Xiaoyi looked at Zagru for help.

Zagru looked at him helplessly and said: "Xiao Yi, it's not that I don't want to help you, but I don't even understand what you are saying, so how can I help you? It's actually very difficult not to be threatened. Simple, as long as your strength improves, Qi Yue will naturally not be able to bully you."

Yan Xiaoyi smiled bitterly and said: "It's not that easy. Compared with the boss, I'm in the sky."

Xu Dong started the car and drove towards the city, while saying: "You can't say that. When I first met the boss, he didn't even have a cloud. What about now? After his own efforts. Strength. He has already caught up with me and even surpassed me. As long as you work hard, nothing is impossible."

Yan Xiaoyi's heart moved, and she thought for a while and said: "That's right, I have started working hard recently. You must give me more guidance later. Oh, by the way, **Hu, where are we going today** . I am quite familiar with the capital, would you like me to take you to a nice place with lots of great girls?"

Xu Dong smiled slightly, his soft voice still sounded so gentle, "No need, even if you are familiar with the capital than me, you may not be able to play with me. I will take you to a good place."

Qi Yue said with a smile: "That's right, I am a tiger, you are a tiger, how can you compare with others."

"Boss, I rely on you. If you say I'm a **, I, I'll fall out." Yan Xiaoyi's face was ugly, and he lamented in his heart, why am I a sheep? This is too bad luck.

Qi Yue laughed. Said: "Okay, you are not a ****, otherwise, let's go eat hotpot mutton."

This time, it was Yan Xiaoyi's turn to laugh, "I don't care about this. The worst thing you can do is eat yourself. But, the master is a monk. Although he came to join the world to practice, this precept will not be broken."

"Amitabha, Xiao Yi is right. Only those who practice Buddhism in a partial way will advocate the theory that meat and wine pass through the intestines and the Buddha sits in the heart. This kind of meat and fish is absolutely uncontaminated."

Qi Yue nodded helplessly and said: "I'm just talking. Brother Xu, where are we going?"

Xu Dong chuckled and said: "Xiao Yi, you are also a person who often goes out to play. Can you tell us, for us men, what is the most exciting way to play?"

Yan Xiaoyi replied without thinking: "Of course it's a 4P, one boy and three girls, how cool it is to have threesomes! Three girls come together, one drives the dock, one pushes the ass, and one lets you touch it, what a feeling it is , it’s simply so satisfying. If there were more women, it would be difficult to cope with it. So, I think threesomes are the best.”

Xu Dong smiled and said: "Boss, what do you think? What is the most exciting?"

Qi Yue said: "What Xiao Yi said is too conventional. I think the most exciting thing is to have a relationship with a gay sister. Think about it, if you can watch them cry in pain under your body and feel their tenderness. The feeling of pain and pleasure is definitely the greatest stimulation to the senses.”

"Damn, boss, you are so evil." Although Yan Xiaoyi said this, there were sparks of excitement in his eyes.

Xu Dong sighed and said: "It's true that heroes have similar opinions! Boss, I really doubt that you are really still a virgin? Only those who have truly experienced it can reach such a supreme state!"

Chen Yun and Xu Qing flashed through Qi Yue's mind. He recalled the fiery scene when he first saw them. He couldn't help but feel warm in his heart. He slowly raised his head and said, "I have never eaten pork, but I have always seen pigs." Run. Brother Xu, do you think so too?"

Xu Dong smiled and said: "Of course, since the master wants to go to the mortal world to experience, then we naturally want to go to the most exciting place. Therefore, our destination today is the butterfly."

Zagru asked curiously: "What is a butterfly?"

Xu Dongdao: "Butterfly Bar is a general term for a type of bar, which is actually a gay bar. The most famous place in Beijing is the bar street in Houhai. We will go directly there to find a gay bar to sit in. I think it will be very exciting. of."

Yan Xiaoyi said excitedly: "Then we must find a butterfly like a disco bar. Then we might really have a chance to catch some top girls."

Qi Yue chuckled and said: "Yan Xiaoyi, you are so handsome. I think you have a higher chance of catching a handsome guy."

"Boss, don't irritate me, okay? I'm not interested in men." As he spoke, he could move his body a little further away from Qi Yue next to him.

Xu Dong's car drove very fast, but at the same time it was also very stable. Not long after, they had passed the Airport Expressway and arrived at Houhai Bar Street, located in the east of the capital. The reason why this place is called Houhai is because it is adjacent to a small lake in the capital. Using the sea to describe it may be because there are so few waterscapes like this in the capital.

After parking the car, Xu Dong walked with the four of them towards the bar street with ease. The bar street does not look very prosperous from the outside. The exterior decoration of each bar only looks elegant, but rarely has a luxurious feel. Most of the lights inside the bars are also very dim. While walking, you can occasionally see some young men and women talking and laughing, and even some foreigners drinking and chatting here. Because it was winter, most people were inside the bar at this time and could not be seen from the outside.

Qi Yue tightened his clothes and said, "Brother Xu, which one are you going to?"

Xu Dong smiled slightly and said: "Don't worry, we are almost there. However, there is something I need to tell you clearly first. It is not that easy to enter the Butterfly Bar. Because it only accepts gay customers, if you want to go in, You must first prove that you are gay. You must be mentally prepared.

Not to mention Qi Yue, who has never been to such a high-end bar before due to financial constraints, even Yan Xiaoyi, who has been hanging out in sexy places in the capital, can't help but be stunned, "**Hu, how can we prove it? We are fake homosexuals. !”

Xu Dong smiled mischievously and whispered in his soft voice: "It's easy! We happen to be four people, paired up in pairs, and then before entering the bar, we have a passionate kiss or something, and we can go in naturally ”

"Fuck." The four middle fingers given to Xu Dong were Qi Yue and Yan Xiaoyi. The two of them took a step back at the same time and distanced themselves from Xu Dong, as if there was a plague on him.

Master Zagru's face turned red, and he said: "Well, well, I am a monk. I just came here to experience the world of mortals. I don't think we need to kiss. How about you guys come and I watch?"

Xu Dong laughed and said: "Okay. I'm just teasing you. I think I am also a talented person. If I can't even get in, there is no need to hang out. If you don't want to kiss, it's easy. There is one more thing that can prove it. Method. You can see my movements clearly. When you get to the butterfly bar later, just repeat it with me."

As he spoke, Xu Dong took two steps toward the roadside, stopped in a relatively dark corner, and took a half-step to the side with his right foot, leaving about forty centimeters between his feet.

"Good waist." His left hand dropped and his right hand pointed at his lower back.

"The kidneys are good." He retracted his hands and placed them on his waist.

"No need for Huiren Shenbao." He raised his right hand, spread his fingers, and waved it in front of him in a very harmonious manner.

"I am attacking." He stretched his hands forward in a somewhat exaggerated manner, then pulled them back, and thrust his waist forward to make an upright posture.

"Strong attack." Raise and bend your arms, making a motion of stretching the muscles of your arms forward.

"Always attack." With his hips on his waist, he pushed forward three times, and at the same time, he pulled back three times with both hands. At this time, Xu Dong's eyes had become extremely lustful.

"Strong attack." The left hand is put behind the back, and the right hand is grasped in front of the body, as if it is grabbing a person, and in conjunction with the waist thrust forward.

"Heaven Attack." The last five blows were made as fast as lightning, leaving Qi Yue and the others stunned.

After doing all this, Xu Dong said with some pride: "Did you see clearly, this whole set of actions was specially designed by me. As long as you can do the basics, it will not be a problem to sneak into the gay bar. We are now the four most talented people in Beijing. And This paragraph is our motto at the gay bar."

Qi Yue looked at Yan Xiaoyi and said doubtfully: "Who is this person! Do you know him?"

Yan Xiaoyi said very cooperatively: "I don't know him! But judging from his appearance, he should be the beast teacher who ran away from a certain school."

Xu Dong said angrily: "I rely on you. If you don't want to learn, forget it. At worst, I will take the two masters in."

Zagru, who had been watching from the side, couldn't help but ask: "Well, Hu, what is Huiren Shenbao, and what do those attacking and attacking means?"

Xu Dong chuckled and said: "Huiren Shenbao is actually a famous health product. As the name suggests, it is used to replenish the kidneys. As for attack, it is the one responsible for gay men, and its corresponding partner is in There's a dock in front."

Master Zagru's expression changed. Although he didn't know much about the outside world, when Xu Dong said this, he immediately understood. What did the final strong attack and the heavenly attack mean? "

Yan Xiaoyi couldn't help but said: "Strong attack is as strong as rape, and Tian Gong is born to attack. Xu Dong is simply too evil, no wonder he is a tiger, he can even think of such a thing. I Now I'm considering whether to go to that gay bar. Boss, how about I take you to a one-night stand bar?"