"Qi Yue, I..." Wen Ting was about to say something, but was interrupted by Qi Yue.
"Okay, don't talk about this anymore. It's all over. Come on, let me tell you a joke, okay?"
Wen Ting was stunned for a moment and nodded gently.
Qi Yue showed a smirk at the corner of his mouth and said: "One day, the mosquito and the mantis went to peek at a woman taking a bath. The mosquito said proudly, look, I bit her twice on the chest ten years ago, and now it is so swollen. "No," Mantis said unconvinced, "What's the matter? I chopped a knife between her legs ten years ago, and she still bleeds every month..."
"You..." Wen Ting punched Qi Yue lightly with her face flushed, "you rogue."
"I was originally a gangster! It's not like you just found out today. This doesn't sound good! Then I'll change it to another one." When it comes to knowledge, Qi Yue didn't learn much, but there is a certain amount of dirty jokes like this. Belly, "an elephant asked the camel, why does your breast grow on the back? The camel said: Stay away, I don't talk to the things that grow on the face! The snake listened to the elephant and the camel next to it After the conversation, there was a burst of laughter. The elephant turned its head and said to the snake: laugh! You have a face on your butt, you are not qualified!"
Although Wen Ting's pretty face became even redder, she still couldn't help but burst into laughter. The same laughter came from outside the door. Ru Yue walked in with Ming Ming and Master Zagru. Seeing them, Wen Ting subconsciously He took his hand out of Qi Yue's grasp.
Qi Yue smiled slightly and said: "You are all here."
Zagru nodded lightly, and he and the two girls walked to Qi Yue and sat down, "Qi Yue! You are like this now and you still don't forget to make trouble. As soon as we arrived at the door, we heard your dirty jokes."
Qi Yue said aggrievedly: "It's unfair! Didn't I make Tingting happy? Do you want to continue listening? I still have it."
Ruyue smiled and said: "Forget it, how can you say anything nice? How do you feel physically? Are you feeling better today?"
Qi Yue puffed up his chest and said: "It's great. Everything a man can do, I can do now. Oh, by the way, master, I have always wanted to ask you, I have lost the energy of Qilin now, is it okay in that regard?" No need for four?" As soon as these words came out, the faces of the three beauties in the room turned red at the same time, and their beautiful eyes stared at Qi Yue fiercely.
Zagru glared at Qi Yue angrily and said: "You! It's really hard to change your nature. I am merciful. Why did this generation have such a slutty unicorn like you? You have a beautiful idea, although you have lost it now. The cloud power of Qilin does not mean that you are no longer a Qilin. In a sense, your Qilin cloud power actually still exists, but now it has become a negative number. You can only change this negative number back to positive Only by counting can you have the previous abilities. However, the cloud power has become negative, but the bloodline still exists, so there is no difference from before in that aspect. However, with your current physical condition, I prohibit you from doing that kind of thing, Ruyue , you should keep an eye on him."
"Ah! No, master, look at me, I am in good health." Qi Yue quickly looked at Zagru with a flattering look.
Zagru said: "Look at yourself in the mirror and see how your face looks. It's okay. You can take good care of yourself first and then talk about it. Hey, this incident can actually be said to be my mistake. I didn't expect Jin The Winged Dapeng Eagle and Yaoyao are actually so powerful."
Qi Yue quickly interrupted Zagru and said: "I said, you don't have to come to me one by one to admit your mistakes. We are brothers. Isn't it hurtful to say this? If it were you, you would do the same thing. It’s my choice at the time. Okay, from now on, I don’t want to hear any of you say it’s your fault. Master, if you say these things, why don’t you tell me what we gained from this trip to Yunnan, at least , I believe that our zodiac guardian warriors have not disgraced Yanhuang."
Zagru nodded and said: "With a group of enemies waiting around and two ferocious beasts, it is the best to be able to reach the current situation. The two ferocious beasts are wiped out, and the people of the Dark Council are almost gone. The entire army was wiped out, and the Holy See had to leave Yanhuang after losing a lot of manpower. The Greek guardians of the constellations did not receive any benefits. However, at least on the surface, Yu Mu, who inherited the ability of the goddess Athena, had no choice but to leave Yanhuang. They helped us a lot this time, and we owe them a favor."
Qi Yue's heart moved and he said: "Speaking of the Dark Parliament, how did you deal with that guy Klinsmann? And where is Qing'er?"
Zagru said: "I put Klinsmann back. I believe that letting him go is more beneficial to our future than leaving him in Yanhuang or destroying him. Once he goes back, there will definitely be some turmoil in the Dark Parliament." , and it also brought some trouble to the Holy See. There was another reason why I let him go back. It was to return a favor to him. On that day, Master Chongsheng was about to die due to the energy backlash, but he tried his best to save him. According to reports, Klinsmann himself said that it was for our trust in him. Generally speaking, although he belongs to darkness, he can be regarded as a real man. As for Miss Xu Qing, she originally wanted to come back to help take care of you, but after a while Seeing that there are so many beauties around you, she decided to leave. After seeking my advice, she returned to Europe with Klinsmann."
Qi Yue was shocked and said: "Qing'er went to the Dark Parliament with Klinsmann? Thug, how could you..."
Zagru discussed the matter calmly and said: "Before I agreed, I thought about it carefully. Although Linsmann is a master in the Dark Parliament, he has a weakness, and that is his dead sister. I can see that. , he has completely treated Qing'er as his sister. From this point of view, as long as Klinsmann is alive, Qing'er cannot be harmed. You have also played against Klinsmann, so you should know him. He is so powerful, especially the teleportation, even you can't do anything against him. He is one of the top masters in the entire Dark Parliament. After experiencing this incident, he will definitely be more careful than before, especially with him I also need to protect my beloved Qing'er. Therefore, in my mission, I can safely let Qing'er leave with him. There is no need to worry about safety. Maybe you don't know that the Dracula family is not only the oldest but also the most powerful among vampires. A large family, at the same time, has a pivotal position in the entire Dark Parliament. If it were not for the danger of life and death this time, those vampire grand dukes would never dare to give up on Klinsmann, the head of the prince family. Of course, I The more important reason why Xu Qing and Klinsmann were allowed to return to Europe was because of Xu Qing's own wishes. She hoped to become a powerful superpower. After absorbing the original red gold blood, she could only do so under Klinsmann's guidance. Only then can she become stronger quickly. A large part of the reason why Klinsmann finally became our prisoner this time is because his strength was greatly reduced after releasing the red gold original blood. Otherwise, it would be difficult to restrain him. ."
After listening to Zagru's explanation, Qi Yue nodded gently and said: "Klinsmann does attach great importance to Qing'er. Since they have gone, it is useless for me to say anything else. What about the others? How is Brother Guan Ping's injury now?"
Zagru smiled slightly and said: "Guan Ping can be said to be a blessing in disguise this time. His injury this time is extremely serious. At least your life is not in danger, but he was once hovering on the edge of life and death. The firepower of Jiumei True Fire It was so powerful that even with his body of a lion mastiff, he could not withstand Wuyun at all. Fortunately, I finally took away Yaoyao's inner elixir. In order to save his life, I used Buddha power to assist Yaoyao's inner elixir. After being given to Guan Ming, he is still in a deep sleep. Once the energy in the Yaoyao inner elixir is completely absorbed, not only will the Jiumei True Fire flowing in the body no longer pose a threat, but it will also be of great benefit to his strength. I think we can at least send him to the realm of Liuyun, and at the same time, he will have more powerful fire abilities in the future, and the fire ability attached to the Jiumei True Fire is extremely powerful in terms of attack."
Qi Yue smiled bitterly and said: "Finally we have good news. It seems that our trip to Yunnan this time was not in vain."
Zagru said: "Apart from your current situation, which is an irreparable loss, this trip to Yunnan can be said to have huge benefits for our zodiac guardian warriors. First of all, in the case of overall combat, everyone's actual combat experience is There are great benefits. Secondly, in the process of successive confrontations with strong people, everyone's own potential is stimulated, which is of great benefit to their cultivation. However, the most important thing is not these."
Qi Yue said with some surprise: "What is that? Did you discover a new zodiac hand warrior?"
Zagru shook his head and said: "That's it? Do you still remember that Yaoyao? With the joint efforts of the Greek guardian and the heir of the goddess Athena, we destroyed it. According to my estimation, Yu Mu must have thought that at that time All the essence of Yaoyao is concentrated in its inner elixir, and the inner elixir has been collected by my living relics. Therefore, she did not pay more attention to Yaoyao's body. In fact, from the perspective of use, Yaoyao His body is even more useful than his inner elixir."
Upon hearing this, Qi Yue's interest was immediately aroused, "That's right! A six-thousand-year-old fierce guard can still compete with the ten-thousand-year-old ferocious beast, the Golden-winged Dapeng Eagle, and the treasure on this Yaoyao's body can't be compared. Less."
Zagru smiled and said: "That's right. Regardless of any ferocious beast, the inner elixir is of course the most important part of their energy, but it is definitely not the whole thing. Relatively speaking, the energy occupied by the inner elixir is generally the entirety of the ferocious beast. Thirty to forty percent of the energy, while the other energy is hidden inside their bodies. The energy of the inner elixir can be absorbed and applied by us, while the energy of the beast's body is only the beast itself. It can be stimulated and used by the inner elixir. However, although we cannot directly use the energy of Yaoyao's body, under thousands of years of subtle influence, Yaoyao itself is a treasure house. Amitabha, it is good, Yaoyao's bones are the best. Medicinal materials can resist all cold poisons and have the effect of increasing yang energy. Eating Yayao's meat can greatly improve all aspects of the human body's skills. At the same time, Yayao's skin is an extremely tough material and only needs to be processed with certain drugs. , it can be made into an armor with extremely strong defense. At the same time, the eyes where the essence of Yaoyao itself gathers are two orbs with many functions. They have the ability to avoid fire and can protect the holder even in magma. It will not be attacked by the poison of fire."
Qi Yue said with some humor: "Master, why do I feel that we are more ferocious than those ferocious beasts? Not only do we kill them, but we also eat their flesh and use their skins, hehe."
Zagru sighed and said: "There is nothing we can do about it. I, the Buddha, am merciful. I kill one evil person and save thousands of living beings. It is good and good."
Qi Yue smiled and said: "Master, you are kind-hearted, let us do these things. Wives, first get some meat for your husbands and let me eat some. This kind of game is something you can't usually eat."
"Who is your wife?" the three women said in unison. After speaking, they realized the tacit understanding between each other and looked at each other awkwardly. The three pretty faces that were different but all in character became even redder.
Zagru shook his head helplessly and said: "Qi Yue, your current physical condition is indeed a little worse. It will not be a matter of time to restore the Qilin Arm. I have discussed it with Ruyue and decided to ask a famous doctor to help you. How do you feel about regenerating a broken arm?"
Qi Yue was stunned and said: "Do you want to give me a prosthetic limb? What is the use of that thing?"
Zagru shook his head and said: "Of course it's not a prosthetic limb, but a real arm attached to it for you."
Qi Yue suddenly understood, "It's not like you're looking for a dead person and then reconnecting your arm to me."
Ruyue nodded and said: "That's it. It hasn't been long since you lost your arm. Now the meridians are still active. It's the best time. If you don't take advantage of it now, it will be very difficult to restore it in the future. Qi Don't worry, Yue, the doctor we are looking for is very famous in the world. As long as everything goes well, there won't be much difference from your previous arm, and at least he can let you live a normal life."
Frankly speaking, Qi Yue did not want to have a dead man's arm connected to his body from the bottom of his heart, but looking at the hopeful look in the eyes of the three women and the deep concern in Ruyue, he really said the arresting officer's rejection, nodded and said: "Okay then. , when will you invite that doctor over? After all, it is inconvenient to have one arm, and it can only hold one wife. If I get a new one, I can hold your wife over, hehe."
Ming Ming said slightly angrily: "I'm really convinced by you. You can think about anything. You are indeed a gangster."