"Mingming, what did you tell them just now? Do I really want to live here?" Although Qi Yue felt strange, he couldn't help but be a little excited to live with three beauties. Although they each have their own bedrooms, If you look up and don't see you, if something happens outside, it will be natural. Especially the other two beauties are obviously very open...
Ji Mingming whispered: "Keep your voice down, don't let them hear you. You know how hard it was for me to convince them! Also, you have to cooperate. I told them that you are not in good health. You are physically defective and need someone to take care of you. As your cousin, I can only let you live with me so that I can take care of you more conveniently."
Qi Yue** smiled and said: "No problem, you can say whatever flaws you want. If I live with you, this bed seems a bit small."
Ji Mingming hit Qi Yue on the head hard and said angrily: "What are you thinking about, you big pervert, I'm warning you, be careful. I let you live here because you are Qilin, But now I am the only one who can naturally protect you by your side. This is my responsibility as a zodiac guardian, so don’t think wrongly."
Qi Yue said in pain: "I understand, I understand, don't worry, I have already said that you are my good brother, how could I think wrongly? However, what if I think a little bit wrongly about your two good sisters? Question. Oh, by the way, what physical defects did you tell them I have?"
Ji Mingming chuckled and said: "I told them that you have congenital heart disease and have homosexual tendencies. In order for you to pay attention to your health and not have contact with men outside, I specially let you live here and experience the opposite sex. Atmosphere.”
"What? You, you actually said that I am gay?" Qi Yue said sadly.
Ji Mingming chuckled and said: "Of course, otherwise, do you think you can move in so easily? If Qingqing and Sister Yun report to the school, even if Sister Ruyue is powerful, it is impossible for you to stay with us. Two girls live together! You don’t know, Sister Yun and Qingqing have been classmates since elementary school, junior high school, high school, until they were admitted to Qingbei, they have always been together. I think there seems to be a bit of ambiguity between the two of them. That’s why I said you’re gay, maybe it can win some sympathy.”
Qi Yue said sternly: "As a man, being called a homosexual by a beautiful woman like you is definitely the greatest humiliation for me. What can be tolerated is unbearable."
Ji Mingming snorted and said, "Then do you tolerate it or not?"
Qi Yue glanced at the bedrooms, smiled obscenely, and said: "Then I'll bear with it. In order to promote the growth and development of Mei Mei who lives together, and to promote the unity of Qingbei University classmates, I will bear with it."
Ji Mingming made a vomiting expression, "You are so disgusting, you pervert, God is so blind that I made you the successor of Qilin."
Qi Yue said with concern: "Obviously, how many months has it been? Do you want me to take you to the hospital to have a look? After all, it is a new little life! You must not go for an abortion. If it doesn't work, I will do it." For this responsibility, just be a cheap dad."
Ji Mingming was stunned for a moment, and then immediately understood, his eyebrows stood up, "Get out."
Qi Yue said aggrievedly: "I just care about you, why should I be so cruel? I am so good to you! I am willing to take responsibility for everything that is not mine."
"You..." Ji Mingming burst into laughter, "There's really nothing I can do against a shameless gangster like you."
Qi Yue chuckled and said: "To chase women, you have to be bold, careful and thick-skinned. This is the traditional secret. As the saying goes, if a man is not bad, women will not love you. If a man is not a hooligan, a woman will not sleep with you."
"Okay, get out of here. Your bedroom is right across from mine." Ji Mingming couldn't bear it anymore, but for some reason, although Qi Yue's words were vulgar, they only gave her a feeling of relaxation, and It's not disgusting.
Qi Yue was pushed out of the door by Ji Mingming. Before closing the door, he said to him: "Sister Ruyue told me that you have a special status. If you want to go out somewhere, you must call me. I will protect you at any time. Also Yes, since I told them that you are gay, you should stop looking at them with those erotic eyes and restrain yourself, otherwise you will be kicked out sooner or later."
"Yes, lovely cousin, I know." Although he was said to be gay, Qi Yue was in a good mood. He felt excited just thinking about being able to live with three beauties.
The bedroom belonging to Qi Yue is on the dark side, and there is no sunshine. After all, he can't fight with several girls. But the room was very spacious. The layout inside was the same as Ji Mingming's. Even the bedding was brand new. Qi Yue understood immediately that Ji Mingming knew that he was coming and specially prepared it for him. When he thought of this, he A little warmth could not help but rise in my heart.
He opened his bag and hung the brand new clothes in the cabinet. These clothes were naturally not his own. Hai Ruyue bought them for him specially based on his height and shape. Originally Qi Yue didn't want them, but Hai Ruyue said, After he graduated and made more money to pay her back, Qi Yue had no choice but to accept it. Although he didn't have a good impression of Hai Ruyue, he always wanted to give some respect to his new master, Uncle Zhou.
As soon as he finished cleaning up, there was a knock on the bedroom door.
"Obviously, no need to knock, come in." Qi Yue said carelessly.
The door opened, but the person who came in was not Ji Mingming as expected. Xu Qing walked into the room with a piece of paper in her hand, glanced at Qi Yue, held her head high and said: "Here, here are the dormitory rules I just wrote. , if you don’t comply in the future, we will kick you out.”
Qi Yue took the paper and saw that there were ten rules and regulations written on it. 1. You are not allowed to make loud noises in the dormitory, and you are not allowed to bring men back to the dormitory. Second, you must wash your feet when you return to the dormitory, and you are not allowed to peek at the clothes washed by your roommates. Third, if you want to take a shower, you must submit an application one day in advance. Fourth, you must not compete with others to use the toilet. When everyone wants to use it, Must be last in line. 5. It is strictly forbidden to enter other people's rooms unless invited. 6. Smoking and drinking are not allowed in the dormitory. 7. You are not allowed to stay out all night without permission.…
Looking at the treaties that strictly stipulated the specific place to wash underwear and the time to go to the toilet, Qi Yue said sadly: "It has been liberation for so many years, why do you still want me to sign the Nanjing Treaty? Can there be a few less? This, this..."
"What's missing? Just be happy whether you want to do it or not. If you don't want to do it, you can move out immediately and live wherever you like." Xu Qing's temper was obviously very irritable, and there was no room for negotiation at all.
Qi Yue smiled bitterly and said: "I, it's not enough for me to sign, I can't bear it again."
"What can't be tolerated? I don't know how many men would love to live with our three beauties. It's already good that you don't have to wash clothes and cook for us. There is a canteen in the school, you can eat there. We all make the fire ourselves. Yes. Of course, you can eat together if you want, but you have to pay for the food and wash the dishes."
Qi Yue hesitated and said, "How much is the food fee?"
Xu Qing thought for a while and said: "Our monthly food expenses are about a thousand yuan, and it's all done by Sister Yun. Therefore, Sister Yun's food expenses are relatively less shared, and Mingming and I are both Girls don’t have much to eat, so you can just pay five hundred a month. It’s fair. Of course, don’t forget to wash the dishes.”
Qi Yue scratched his head, shook his head firmly, and said: "I'd better go to the cafeteria to eat. I won't mix with you." Oh my God! The monthly food expenses are 500 yuan, and there are also room fees here. My social relief fund is simply not enough. Although Hai Ruyue has already paid the tuition fee, he can't ask her for money anymore. As a man, Qi Yue still has some backbone. He resisted the temptation to taste the beauty's craftsmanship and rejected Xu Qing's proposal.
Xu Qing said with some surprise: "The food cooked by Sister Yun is very delicious, don't you want to try it?"
Qi Yue shook his head and said: "What I have been most afraid of since I was a child is washing dishes, so forget it. And I do eat a lot, so it is more appropriate to eat in the cafeteria. Before I came here, I heard that rice in the cafeteria of Qingbei University There is no limit on the quantity of steamed buns you can eat, as long as they are not wasted.”