Walking to the door of the dormitory, Qi Yue's heart suddenly felt hot, and he thought to himself, it would be wonderful if he could see the two beauties Xu Qing and Shen Yun having a lesbian relationship again today. While thinking about it, he gently opened the door with the key, trying not to make a sound.
However, this time Qi Yue was disappointed. There was no one in the dormitory, and the three beauties were not there. He was just about to go back to his room when he suddenly saw something white fluttering in the wind on the balcony outside the living room. Driven by curiosity, he subconsciously walked over.
When Qi Yue saw clearly what was on the balcony, his first action was to cover his nose. In fact, if it were another person, as long as it was a man, his movements would probably be similar to his. After all, when a normal man, and a virgin at that, sees several pieces of women's unique underwear, he will probably have a feeling of animal blood boiling, and the underwear will erupt from the nose, which may cause death from excessive blood loss.
On the balcony, a few white panties were floating in the wind, as well as two bras. No matter whose they belonged to, it would definitely arouse Qi Yue's heart. Especially those small panties were all G-strings. The temptation seemed too strong.
Just as Qi Yue was hesitating whether to get closer and take a closer look, the sound of the door opening suddenly rang.
People who are thieves usually feel guilty easily. Although Qi Yue was not really a thief, he was still startled and hurried towards his room.
Just when Qi Yue walked to the door of his room, three beauties had already arrived in the living room. Xu Qing saw Qi Yue at a glance, "Hey, you came back quite early."
Qi Yue managed to maintain his composure, "Yes! I came back after eating. You didn't eat in the dormitory!"
Ming Ming said: "A new Western restaurant opened in front of the school. We went to try it. I originally wanted to call you, but your Philosophy Department is too far away from our Foreign Languages Department and Sister Yun's Department of Physics and Heat, so we didn't wait for you. I went there by myself. That restaurant is really good."
Xu Qing said: "It's really good! Should some of the new residents ask us three beauties to come and have a meal again if we have a chance?"
Western food? Qi Yue was stunned for a moment, and thought to himself, that piece of shit is not enough to eat, and it is also terrifyingly expensive. If he really goes there, his one-month relief fund will probably be wiped out. He quickly pretended not to understand what Xu Qing meant and said: "What's so delicious about Western food? It's not as good as our five thousand years of Yanhuang food culture. I still like to eat Yanhuang delicacies."
Xu Qing glanced at her mouth, and Shen Yun on the side said: "Did you hear the announcement when we passed by the school cafeteria when we came back? The school temporarily issued a new rule about the cafeteria, saying that in the future, staple food will no longer be provided for free and needs to be purchased. . It seems to be calculated by kilograms."
Xu Qing said with a smile: "Of course I heard it, and I also know why there is this rule. I heard that last night a rice bucket came to the school cafeteria and ate more than ten bowls of rice in one go, and it was a half-pound big lunch box , and ended up being afraid of eating in the school cafeteria. The main reason was that many people watched him eat and thought it was too delicious, so they ate a lot more. As a result, the cafeteria owner's consumption increased greatly. That rice bucket is so powerful! Think about it, a person It’s unimaginable to be able to eat five or six kilograms of staple food.”
Ming Ming smiled and said: "Could it be that he was reincarnated by a starving ghost? Qing'er, your gossip is a bit distorted. How can anyone eat so much?"
Xu Qing pursed her lips and said, "How could it be possible? My source of information is very reliable and it is absolutely true. I heard that he went there again at noon today, and there were many people who came to the cafeteria to eat with the intention of looking at the rice pails. As a result, the consumption of staple food at noon today was even more terrifying than last night, so the school probably issued a temporary regulation."
"Why! It's really my fault." Qi Yue cried out sadly, "Oh my god, no wonder there are so many people in the cafeteria at noon today."
Looking at Qi Yue with obvious curiosity, she seemed to suddenly think of something, widened her eyes and said: "Well, that loser can't be you."
Qi Yue said angrily: "What a rice bucket, Qingbei is too unkind, I eat a lot? I only ate a total of fourteen steamed buns at noon today, the rules have actually been changed, it's over, I won't even be able to eat enough in the future ”
The three beauties, with six pairs of bright big eyes, all stared blankly at Qi Yue's flat belly. Of course they knew how big the school's steamed buns were. They were half a catty of big steamed buns. Fourteen were seven catties for one person. If you eat seven pounds of steamed buns, is this still a human being
Qi Yue grimaced, "Don't look at me. I don't know why. I've been eating a lot lately. I eat a lot more than before. Is it a sin to eat too much?"
Xu Qing's eyes turned to Mingming, "A person who can eat seven kilograms in one meal, do you think he has congenital heart disease?"
Ming Ming said with some embarrassment: "Eating and the heart have nothing to do with it! Besides, I didn't know he could eat so much. Maybe eating too much is a disease." As she said that, she quickly winked at Qi Yuelian and asked He hurried back to his room.
Qi Yue was now immersed in the steamed buns and rice that flew away, and did not notice Ming Ming's eyes. He smiled bitterly and said: "It's over, it's over. My relief fund will definitely not be enough to eat this time."
"Relief fund? What relief fund?" Shen Yun on the side asked curiously.
Qi Yue was stunned and said quickly: "It's nothing, I'm going back to the room." He walked back to the room and closed the door behind his back. He really needed to think of some solutions to the problem of eating, but he didn't want Shen Yun and Xu Qing to know that he was the leader. Living on state benefits.
Looking at the closed door, Chen Yun and Xu Qing's curious eyes fell on Mingming. Mingming's heart moved, and he suddenly thought of a way to deal with it, and hurriedly said: "Cousin, he does live on relief funds. He is very young. When he was a child, both his parents died, and he relied on state relief funds to survive. Originally, we all wanted to help him, but he had a very stubborn temper and did not accept any help from relatives except for state subsidies. Therefore, he Naturally, there is no money left. When eating in the school cafeteria, naturally one can only eat more staple food. There is not much fat in the stomach, so it is normal to eat more staple food. "
Xu Qing was stunned for a moment, "No wonder, no wonder he refused to eat in the dormitory. I thought the food cooked by Sister Yun was not attractive to him, but it turned out to be like this. He is so pitiful! How could I say that to him yesterday? What about that?"
Shen Yun said: "Qing'er, what did you say to him yesterday?"
Xu Qing smiled bitterly and said: "I asked him to share the rent, and then asked him to pay five hundred yuan for food every month. Later, he agreed to pay the rent, but refused to eat with us. It turns out that he is so difficult! I thought he He’s Ming Ming’s cousin, and his family should be rich. Besides, the clothes he’s wearing are also famous brands!”
Mingming's face darkened and he said, "His clothes were just given to him by one of my sisters. If you had seen the clothes he wore before, you wouldn't say that."
Hearing what Mingming said, Xu Qing immediately pictured a scene of a child from a poor family studying hard and getting admitted to a key university. She lowered her head and said, "I'm sorry, Mingming, I didn't know."
Mingming frowned slightly and said: "Qing'er, do you know how much Qi Yue's monthly relief is? I heard him say that it should be around 600 yuan. After dividing the rent, I'm afraid he won't have much money left. Not to mention he still smokes. He told me before that sometimes there is black food but not white food. Of course, we are roommates, so you should ask him for food expenses. But how much can we eat in a month? Food expenses? A thousand yuan a month for the three of us is enough, and we can’t even use it. If you ask him to ask for five hundred, he will naturally not agree, because he simply can’t afford it.” At this point, Ming Ming was a little excited, "Let him eat in the dormitory from now on, and I'll pay for his food."
"Obviously, don't be angry. Qing'er actually just wanted to make a joke. You didn't say that we didn't know Qi Yue was in such a difficult situation!" Shen Yun saw that the atmosphere was not right and hurriedly smoothed things over.
The atmosphere outside the three women was solemn, but Qi Yue in the room was full of smiles. Of course, he was not smiling because he clearly said that he would pay for his food, but because of some misunderstandings the three women had about him. It seemed that , Chen Yun and Xu Qing have already regarded themselves as poor people. They have played the tragedy card correctly, and it will be much easier to get close to them in the future.