Fuck, what's going on? I kept muttering to myself and took two steps back. When the ghost catches someone, whoever they catch will see it. If it's none of your business, you won't see their shadows. I thought to myself, are they here to catch me
"Xifeng, come with us!" said a ghost on the left in a sinister voice.
My heart sank. Oh no! They really came to arrest me, and they even knew my true identity. Which bastard had reported me to the underworld? Damn it, it could be Ru Yu, that damn woman!
But in their eyes, I was not Xi Feng himself, so I argued: "Gentlemen, I am not Xi Feng, you have mistaken me, right?"
The two guys touched their chins and looked at each other. From their expressions, they were not sure whether Xi Feng was me. But the ghost on the right turned around and shouted, "Ru Yu, come here, can you identify him to see if he is Xi Feng?"
I was so angry after hearing this, it was this damn woman who reported the case. I rolled my eyes and thought about how to get out of this situation. I couldn't go to the underworld with them, because it would be like throwing meat buns at dogs, and there would be no return!
Ru Yu, the damn bitch, staggered out of the darkness, with a calm expression but a hint of resentment. She came to the ghost messenger and bowed her head and said, "Gentlemen, this man is indeed Xi Feng, the owner of the ghost shop! He promised to find the whereabouts of my reincarnated husband, but it has been almost half a year and he still hasn't admitted to taking my deposit. I hope you two gentlemen can help me!"
Damn, you bitch is lying with your eyes open. When did I collect your deposit? I glared at her in anger, but then I calmed down. This bitch is deliberately trying to irritate me so that I can reveal my true colors.
"Xi Feng, do you have anything else to say?" The ghost on the left glared at him and shouted.
"Gentlemen, I am not Xi Feng, and I don't know this female ghost. She is wrongly accusing me!" I pretended to be innocent.
The ghost on the right touched his chin again and said, "This is not easy to handle. If we catch the wrong person, Judge Cui will not let us go."
When I heard that they were afraid of Judge Cui, I was delighted. It seemed that there was still room for improvement.
But the ghost on the left frowned and said, "Master Xiaoluzi said that we should follow Ruyu's instructions to arrest the person. If we don't catch him, Master Yeyou will report us to the higher-ups, and we will be in big trouble. Let's catch him first. If anything goes wrong, Master Yeyou will be responsible."
Fuck his eighteen generations of ancestors, they are the ones who are causing trouble for me again, why haven't they been sent to the City of the Dead? That little Luzi is a real pervert, maybe Ruyu is having an affair with him.
"Well, take him away!"
The two ghost officials agreed and immediately threw out the soul-locking chain and put it around my neck. Seeing that I had been pulled halfway out of their body, they hurriedly shouted, "Stop!"
This loud shout frightened the two ghost officials who were already unsure and made them tremble with fear, so they let me go back.
"You two gentlemen are so confused. Xiao Luzi once helped the Ox-Head and Horse-Face to cause chaos in the underworld. Now the gods have shown special mercy and did not punish them. If they commit crimes again this time because of him, I'm afraid they won't even be able to go to the realm of hell!" What I said was purely speculation. I don't know whether the gods had shown special mercy and did not punish Xiao Luzi. Anyway, they knew about the chaos in the underworld. Coupled with the last threat, the faces of these two guys changed.
"Well... should we reconsider this matter later?"
"Why don't we go back and ask for instructions from our superiors first, and then come back."
Their relaxed tone made me feel relieved. Once they go back, I will perform the shapeshifting technique again and reshape the soul. Let's see if you can still recognize it.
But at this time, the damn woman Ru Yu interrupted and said, "My Lords, no one in the world knows about the chaos in the underworld except Xi Feng. If he knows about this, who else could it be if not Xi Feng?"
I thought, "Oh no, oh no, I was careless just now and I exposed myself and got caught by that bitch." I could not help but glare at her with gritted teeth, but this bitch just glared at me without flinching, with a smug look on her face.
"Yes, if this guy is not Xi Feng, how could he know the secrets of the underworld?"
"Well, take it!"
The two ghost officers pulled the chain tight, and my friend's soul was pulled out of half of his body. I thought it was over, these guys with me couldn't deal with them at all, so I had to accept my fate.
At this moment, two more ghost messengers suddenly appeared from the opposite side, standing between us with a cold look on their faces, reaching out to grab the chain. When I saw them, my heart suddenly blossomed, and even the back of my head was cracked with joy.
The two people who came were the Seventh Master and the Eighth Master!
"Stop messing around, let go!" The Eighth Master shouted loudly with a dark face.
The two ghost messengers quickly let go and bowed to greet the two masters. They looked so good, like grandchildren. But Ru Yu's face changed drastically and she kept backing away.
The Seventh Master said with a smile: "Judge Cui knows that you are here to arrest people. Xi Feng died in the Valley of Death a long time ago. His soul cannot enter the underworld and has been written off in the Book of Life and Death. Now you believe the rumors and wrongly arrest a good person. If you make a false case, the Chief Executive will not let you go!"
The two ghost officials were so frightened that they hastily admitted their mistakes and ran away with their tails between their legs.
Ru Yu was about to run away, but was stopped by the Seventh Master, who said in a cold voice, "Go back and tell your master that Judge Cui will not tolerate the wrong arrest of good people. If you have any problem, go to him and reason with him!"
Ru Yu nodded in fear, and only dared to disappear into the darkness when she saw that the Seventh Master was no longer speaking.
I patted my chest and was about to thank them for showing up in time, but Seventh Master winked at me, signaling me not to speak. Then he said to Eighth Master: "This kid is lucky enough, he almost became a scapegoat." As he said that, he stroked my head, and I was horrified. Would they erase my memory
Once bitten by a snake, one will be afraid of ropes for ten years. But when Shen Bing was touched on the head by them, she forgot everything.
But after Qi Ye raised his hand, his voice suddenly appeared in my mind and said to me: "There is a night wanderer around, so it is inconvenient to say more. Judge Cui asked you to find out the traitor in the underworld as soon as possible, so that he can help you clear the charges!"
I pretended to be still in a state of panic, nodded stupidly, and waited for them to get lucky before I walked towards Gui Village. I thought that Judge Cui and the ancestors were unable to settle the matter in front of the Chief Executive, so they could only hope that I could find out the traitor in the underworld and make meritorious contributions to save me from punishment.
Then I don't have to obey the orders of my great grandfather, and I can only help the underworld to complete another task. This kind of hiding life is not a long-term solution. Besides, my ancestors are also implicated, and I can't bear it.
Thinking about these troubles, I returned to Gui Village. As soon as I entered the village, I ran into Lu Fei driving out. He stopped the car when he saw me, got out of the car and said to me in a hurry: "Brother Xi, you have to run away quickly, the ghost messenger is coming to catch you!"