I slapped him on the head again: "Get out of here!"
The Shar Pei let out an "oh" sound, which sounded quite painful, as if no one had ever dared to touch his head like this. It was like a tiger's butt that no one could touch. I am a Wu Song, who specializes in hitting tigers' butts!
As we turned around, I waved to the zombie and said, "Hey, we have something else to do, so we won't disturb you!"
Damn it, he just turned around and hadn't even run out of the bathroom when he was blocked at the door by the zombie behind him. This is called being chased in front and blocked from behind, just short of being bombed from above.
Damn, I'm such a bad-mouthed person. I heard a hissing sound on the roof and quickly raised my head to shine my flashlight upwards. There was a male corpse clinging to the roof like a gecko, staring down at us with his head sticking out. He looked like a gecko that had spotted a mosquito, and he might open his mouth at any time.
"Well... what should we do now?" The Shar Pei dog not only stuttered, but his voice was trembling. It's not his fault that he, a yin and yang master, is afraid of evil spirits. The zombies are so scary that even I feel like I need to pee. If the three dead things attack at the same time, I'm afraid I'll pee my pants!
"Well... what else can I do? If I have a cell phone with me, I should turn on the recording function and leave a last message!"
Oh, I don’t know how I could say such shameless words.
But as I spoke, I had already clenched three copper coins in my hands, and kept looking back and up, concentrating on observing their movements.
We were already in their pockets. The three damn creatures seemed to want to kill us on purpose, but they didn't do it immediately. Their eyeballs were rolling rapidly in their eye sockets, creating a huge psychological pressure on us.
The one at the door was confirmed to be a female zombie, and it was unclear what type the one behind and on the roof was. But with the copper coin in his left hand and two silver needles ready in his right hand, he secretly tied a red rope between his chest and the Shar Pei's back.
"I'll count to three, and then you tie the red rope to the door lock. Don't worry about the one at the door, I'll take care of it!" I put my lips close to the Shar Pei's ear and spoke to him in the lowest possible voice.
He nodded tremblingly, and in the silence one could hear the sound of him swallowing saliva.
"One, two, three..." I counted quietly in his ear. As soon as I said the three words, I raised my right hand and stabbed the silver needle into the top of the head of the male corpse on the roof. Then I leaned back and waved my hand to throw the silver needle into the top of the head of the female corpse standing in front of the urinal.
While I was leaning back to shoot the needle, my left hand was not idle either, I threw three copper coins at the female zombie's eyes. That was well calculated, even if I leaned back and couldn't see what was in front of me, there would definitely be no error!
In a flash, this series of actions were performed almost at the same time. Of all the countless battles with ghosts and evil spirits in the past few years, this one was the most neat and tidy, and the accuracy of the shots was quite high.
Two silver needles were inserted into the tops of the two zombies half a second apart. At this moment, the Shar Pei dog bent down and quickly tied the red rope thrown in front of his chest to the door lock beside him. Blood was smeared and spells were chanted, and the female zombie at the door retreated because she was afraid that her eyes would be hit by the copper coins, giving the two of us a chance to complete the ritual.
The male corpse on the roof fell to our side and turned into a corpse, but the one behind him waved his hand and tore the red rope off, and rushed towards us with the silver needle trembling on his head.
Oh my god, it’s actually a female!