The greatest sorrow in the world is to encounter two female zombies at the same time, one in front and one behind, one inside and one outside, leaving no way out. Even if we catch the turtle in a jar, the turtle still has a chance to escape, but the walls of this damn bathroom are too strong, and we probably can't make a hole even if we bang our heads.
Facing the hungry zombie behind him, there was not much room for maneuver in the narrow bathroom. Fortunately, the Shar Pei dog was relatively calm. In order to save his life, he squatted down desperately, but it hurt his broken leg. He fell to the ground unexpectedly. The feeling of the broken bone being suddenly hit was very exciting. He was in so much pain that he couldn't find his way back!
Fortunately, this zombie was so powerful that it rushed out of the bathroom door and collided with the one outside. Both dead things fell to the ground together.
The Shar Pei asked me again in a trembling voice: "What should we do now?"
"What else can I do? Let's go to the toilet first!" I was in so much pain that I was furious. You bastard was only concerned about saving your own life and ignored my buddy's broken leg, so I slapped him on the head.
The Shar Pei let out a painful "oh" and quickly got up, ran into the bathroom and closed the door.
Well, this is completely like a turtle hidden in a jar.
The Shar Pei dog ran to the window with me on his back, stuck his head out to look outside, and then shrank back in fear. Damn, you want to jump off the building? This is the third floor. If you are willing to jump, I am not.
I quickly took out my phone and dialed Qu Mo's number. Why haven't they come for so long? She and Ma Yunxi are my only saviors now. One can help me resist the zombies' attacks, and the other can kill the zombies with Xiangxi's unique skills.
Damn it, there’s no signal on my cell phone!
With a "bang", the toilet door exploded and flew inward, scaring the Shar-Pei dog so much that it dodged and hid in a toilet cubicle.
The two dead things came jumping in with a thumping sound, which made our hearts tremble and our faces change.
I suddenly had an idea. I asked the Shar Pei to put me down and sit on the toilet. I threw two copper coins and took the eyeballs of the two dead things. The zombies were made of copper and iron, and were invulnerable to weapons. The only weak spot on their bodies was their softest eyeballs.
The two dead guys were quite considerate and jumped to the left and right to avoid the copper coins.
I took this opportunity to take out the yellow talisman from my bag and quickly picked out a shrinking talisman. Since I had too many talismans, it was not easy to find them. Later, I thought of a way to classify them and put them in my bag. Basically, I could find what I wanted without light. Besides, in the whole building, only the restroom had light, and no company had curtains in the restroom.
He made a spell and chanted the Earth-Shrinking Spell. This was just a temporary solution. There was no need to pursue a high degree of Earth-Shrinking power. As soon as the spell was finished, the yellow talisman was burning. It happened that at this time, the two dead things pounced on him at the same time like a tiger descending from a mountain. The Shar Pei dog was so scared that he squatted down. Damn, he exposed his buddy to the attack range.
Suddenly, everything went dark in front of my eyes, the two dead things disappeared, and we were found in the corridor. However, the toilet was still under my buttocks, and it moved with us to the corridor.
"Hurry up and carry me up, and ask Chen Gulong and the others for the dog blood and chicken head!" I slapped the head of the Shar-Pei dog squatting on the ground.
"Please, can you please not hit me on the head next time..."
"Okay." I said, raising my right foot and kicking him on the butt.
The Shar Pei was so angry that he didn't dare to say anything. He carried me on his back and ran to the infirmary. This guy was originally very powerful, but he often bowed to money for the sake of profit. If Zhang Dachuan hadn't personally ordered him to be my assistant, how could he have been so humble and let me control him
It seems that the saying is right, money is not everything, but without money is absolutely impossible.
We soon arrived at the infirmary, which was at the eastern end of the corridor. At this time, we heard the sound of footsteps from behind, but we had just come out of the bathroom, which gave us enough time.
Before we pushed the door, the door of the infirmary opened, and Chen Gulong stuck his head out and stretched out his hand to welcome us in.
I waved my hand and said to him, "Give me two folded paper figures, cinnabar, dog blood, and a chicken head, quick!"
Chen Gulong nodded and moved aside, and Tao Yiyi handed the things out.
I asked the Shar Pei to sit me down on the ground, handed him the flashlight, quickly arranged the paper man, mixed saliva with cinnabar, dipped my finger in it and drew a fire-repelling talisman on the paper man, and then tied the chicken head filled with dog blood around the neck of the paper man. Just as I finished doing all this, two dead things jumped in front of me.
Chen Gulong shrank back in fear and shouted, "Come in, both of you, let's close the door."
Damn, this door is useless now. It is not as solid as tofu in front of zombies.
I chanted the spell and urged the paper figurine to jump up from the ground and go to meet the two dead things. Although the walking corpses were the same as the living corpses, they were also ghosts. They were just not afraid of the Taoism, but they were not unseduce by the Taoism. They were the same as the zombies, they coveted the blood on the human body, and the blood of the paper figurine spirit boy was more tempting than the blood on the human body, so as soon as they smelled the breath of the spirit boy, they immediately gave up on us and chased after the boy.
As for the chicken head and dog blood tied to the paper man's neck, as well as the fire-repelling talisman drawn with cinnabar, they can definitely smell it, but this thing is quite arrogant, because it is not afraid of Taoism, and does not take these things seriously. Dog blood and chicken heads have no effect outside their bodies. Regardless of whether it is a mother or child zombie, the real source of evil comes from the body, which is protected by the solid fortress of the corpse. Only when dog blood and chicken heads invade the body can they take effect. When they bite the paper man's throat, they will first take the chicken head into their mouths. The little blood in the chicken's mouth will be squeezed out and mixed with the power of the chicken head to exorcise evil spirits. They will enter the zombie's throat together, break through this barrier, and destroy the evil spirits in the zombie body like a broken bamboo.
So that's why I came up with this method to subdue them.
It is easy to say, but it is not easy to do. It is impossible to do it without the paper doll and profound Taoist practice. It is just like the masters in martial arts novels. They don't necessarily win with their unique moves. They often kill people with the simplest and most direct low-level kung fu. This is a master.
I thought that adding the fire-proof talisman this time would prevent the sorcerer from attacking in secret, but I miscalculated. When the two damn things were about to catch up with the paper man, the paper man suddenly caught fire!
I was dumbfounded, looking up at the roof, and really wanted to shout, "Oh my God, why are you playing this on me?"
As the paper man burned, the boy's magic was immediately broken, and the two dead things turned around and stared at us with murderous eyes.
The Shar Pei dog scurried into the infirmary, not forgetting to say hello to his friend: "Mr. Xi, hold it first, I'll go in and take a breath!"
Shameless, extremely shameless!