Suddenly I remembered that our return to the living world was handled by the City God, probably in the main hall of the City God Temple. But it was about three o'clock in the morning, who would go to the City God Temple for excitement at this time
"I bet it's a young couple." Shen Bing whispered on my shoulder.
"I bet they are a wild pair of mandarin ducks." I reached out and touched her face.
"You rascal, just remember the wild mandarin ducks. Can your thoughts be any more vulgar?"
In order to relieve our sadness, I deliberately said to her, "Don't you think about it, young couples can have sex at home openly, who would go to the City God Temple in the middle of the night? Those who come here must be adulterers or losers who can't afford a room."
"Well, let's make a bet. If you lose, you carry me back on your back."
"Okay, what if you lose?" I thought to myself, even if we don't bet, I'd be happy for you to carry the bag.
"I lose, so I let you kiss me!" Shen Bing replied shyly.
“One moment is not enough, it should be at least…” Before I could finish my sentence, I heard footsteps approaching and voices coming closer.
Only a woman's voice was heard saying, "Are you sure the body was stolen here?"
My heart tightened. This was the voice of Dai Tou Ji! What was going on? Was it her ghost? Thinking about it, it was wrong. In front of the City God Temple, which ghost would dare to be so presumptuous? It must be a human. So, Dai Tou Ji was not dead, but she was poisoned. Her body was obviously cold, so how could she be alive? I was puzzled for a moment.
"There's no doubt about it. The body was carried away by the little ghost. I saw it with my own eyes before it entered the hall." said a strange male voice.
"The little ghost carrying the corpse is our sect's magic. Could it be them who did it?" Dai Tou Ji said in surprise.
"I think it might be. But one thing is very strange. After the police collected their belongings, they mysteriously disappeared." said the man.
I touched my pockets and found that the coins were still there. I also found that the half black wooden plate and half a bunch of rush were still there. I found it interesting. Normally, the things on us were considered relics and would be collected by the police. After the identities were found out, the relatives would come to claim them. I didn't expect that the City God was really kind. He not only stole our bodies, but also returned all the "relics".
"My things are not lost. The broken jade bracelet is still in my bag." Shen Bing whispered excitedly in my ear.
I hushed her. Both of them were masters of the Gate of Life and Death. In such a silent night, even the slightest noise would not escape their ears.
At this time, their footsteps reached the door of the hall and stopped abruptly.
"You go into the hall and take a look. I'll wait outside." said Dai Tou Ji.
The man said "Oh" and reached out to push the door. I thought the door must be locked, and sure enough, after a few "clicks", the door didn't open. Shen Bing and I quickly got up and quietly slipped to the side of the door to stand. As soon as someone entered the door, we would attack him by surprise.
The man pushed again, but the door still didn't open. Just as he was mumbling something, a gust of cold wind suddenly blew past us, and then he groaned, took several steps back, and fell to the ground with a thud.
"No, second sister. The City God is unhappy and we can't go in." The guy said with a groan.
Oh, the cold wind just now was caused by the City God getting angry. No wonder, barging into the City God Temple in the middle of the night is asking for trouble.
"Well, let's go back and ask big sister for a pass." The footsteps of two people were heard and gradually went away.
I thought to myself that a pass was a piece of shit, I had never heard of it. Whatever you have, I will be gone by the time I get back. So I waited for a while, and when I thought they were far away, I walked to the City God statue and kowtowed. I said, "Thank you, City God, for helping me. I will burn incense to thank you another day. Please let us out tonight."
Just as he finished saying this, he heard the door lock open with a "click", and the door slowly opened to both sides with a sad and strange "creaking" sound.
We thanked him again, stood up and left the hall, and the two doors behind us slowly closed again. If a timid person met this, he would be scared to death. You have burned incense and made wishes to the City God all your life, but you have never seen him pay attention to you. If he plays with you like this, do you think you will not be afraid
Walking down the steps, I could vaguely see the temple gate in the dark. It was slowly opening to both sides. It seemed that Judge Cui had given it special care, and the City God really gave it enough face.
As we just came out, there was a sudden "hissing" sound in the air, and it shot towards us quickly. Someone was throwing a hidden weapon!
Damn it, last time in Donghe Village my buddy exposed the enemy and pretended to leave to lure us out, which taught Da Tou Ji a lesson. She learned this trick and is now using it against me.
I pulled Shen Bing to the ground and barely avoided the crossbow attack, but was almost hit.
"I'll return a favor to you. From now on, we owe each other nothing." Dai Tou Ji chuckled in the dark, and then he ran away quickly after hearing the footsteps.
I was so angry. Your family is returning the favor, are you returning the crossbow arrows? It was obvious that I dodged the sneak attack and she knew there was no chance, and she was still injured and could not beat the two of us, so she ran away. She still sold favors. I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such a shameless bastard like her.
Shen Bing got up from the ground, grabbed my collar, and asked in a cold voice: "What's going on? How did you help that woman?"
"Listen to her nonsense. She is trying to sow discord between us. If she really wanted to repay a favor, would she shoot hidden weapons at us?" I pushed her away and stood up.
Shen Bing took out a small flashlight and turned it on, then said angrily: "She smiled so ambiguously, how dare you say that you two have nothing to do with each other?" As she spoke, she picked up a crossbow arrow from the ground.
"Su Yao always smiles at us like this. Do we have some hidden relationship?" I dusted myself off in annoyance.
"Hey, what is your relationship with Su Yao? Tell the truth, have you slept with her?" Shen Bing asked with eyes wide open.
Su Yao and I really have some relationship, at least we have kissed, right? Damn, why do I feel like retching when I think about this? I covered my mouth and said, "Don't make me sick, okay? I would never sleep with Fu Xueman..."
"Ah, you slept with Fu Xueman?" Shen Bing curled her lips and looked like she was about to cry. "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that you, a wolf in human skin, hid it so well!"
Oh my god, why do I keep making things worse? I did sleep with Fu Xueman, but I didn't do nothing else. I rushed to save Zhou Jiantao. I can't mention this anymore, or I'll never be able to clear myself even if I jump into the Yellow River.
"That's not true. Can you please stop guessing? Am I that kind of person?" I glared at her unhappily.
Shen Bing wrinkled his nose and snorted: "You are not that kind of person? Look at this crossbow arrow!"
"What's wrong with the crossbow?" I grabbed it, and it was not a crossbow, it was a chopstick. I quickly bent down to search on the ground, and found another chopstick, nothing else. I was stunned, you bastard woman, you must kill me, why do you use chopsticks to hit people? You might as well use a real crossbow, I'm crying!
Shen Bing looked at me with gritted teeth and said, "Well, you have nothing to say, right? If she wasn't returning the favor, why did she use chopsticks as a crossbow arrow? Can this kill someone?" After saying that, she stomped her feet, turned around and walked away.