I really want to cry but I have no tears, I feel more wronged than Dou E. But think about it, it's not really wronged, haven't you seen the plump peaches of the silly chicken, or haven't you hugged him and hid in the snow? He didn't let go of his eyes and body, how can I feel wronged, this is what I deserve!
But I have to make it clear to Shen Bing, I hurriedly chased after her. She didn't like being called "big sister", and she said calling me "aunt" or "grandma" didn't work either. This damn girl is taking advantage of me more and more.
It took a lot of effort to chase her and finally I could tell her what happened that night. However, I didn't mention the sight of the spring scenery and the matter of hugging the silly chicken. If I had told them, I would have really become 290, 250+2+38.
Shen Bing suddenly giggled: "In fact, I knew that you had nothing to do with her. I was just upset about the old ancestor's matter and teased you on purpose."
I stood there for half a minute, wishing I could bang my head against the wall. This wasn't the first time she had fooled me. I was such a smart guy, but I was fooled by such a stubborn person. I was so humiliated that I was furious. Damn, he must be the Silver Horn King.
"Why are you still standing there? Carry me on your back!" Shen Bing said with a smile on her face as she lay on my shoulder.
"You're dreaming. I didn't lose the bet, and you fooled me. If I carry you again, I'd be stupid." I pushed her away and walked away angrily.
"My dear ancestors, these country bumpkins bullied me, woooo..." She sat on the side of the road and cried loudly, her eyes full of tears.
Seeing that she was really crying, I couldn't help but feel a lump in my throat and wanted to cry. We all missed our ancestors, especially a great-grandson's wife who hadn't married yet, who was so sad. It was really rare. I sighed and walked to her, picked her up and said, "Don't cry, it's so late at night and people will think it's a ghost crying."
"Hehe, you are so stupid, haha..."
Oh my god, she actually played a trick on me again. It seems that I lost my mind when I went to the underworld this time.
We found a hotel nearby and checked in to charge our phones. After taking a shower, we called Professor Fan and his friends. The three of them had returned to Xi'an. They told us that Er Yanwang was doing well and was sleeping with Tian Wenya. Tian Wenya thought the name Er Yanwang was too scary, so she changed her name to Xiaoyan.
We were relieved to know that they were all safe. Then we had a good sleep. When I woke up in the morning, I found that Shen Bing had gone out to buy two new cotton-padded jackets to replace the one she was wearing, which was even more tattered than the one worn by street beggars. After we had breakfast, Shen Bing said she would call Chen Gulong to ask about the progress of the Lao Chu case.
I shook my head. Now everyone in the Gate of Life and Death thought we were dead, and since Dai Tou Ji wanted to repay the favor, she would never tell anyone about what happened last night, otherwise she would be implicated. We just took the opportunity to move into the dark and smash the conspiracy of this gang of bastards. So we didn't let Chen Gulong know that we were still alive, so as to prevent the enemy from finding any clues on him.
Shen Bing pouted: "You are so sure, why don't you tell anyone about your lover?"
"We were in love, how could she betray me?" This girl kept harping on this matter, and I was in a bad mood and deliberately pissed her off.
"Bah, hooking up with a shemale, aren't you disgusted?" Shen Bing said, covering her lips.
I held her hand and said with a smile, "Let's go pick up another shemale today."
"Who is it?" Shen Bing asked in surprise.
"Su Yao!"
We packed our things, went out to buy two pairs of sunglasses, and took a taxi to Su Yao's residence. At present, this dead demon is the only one on the surface of the Gate of Life and Death, and we can only get the hiding place of the Gate of Life and Death and the frame-up plan from her. But we can't do it during the day, so as not to alarm the neighbors and call the police. If they find out that we two dead bodies are alive again, it will probably scare a lot of people to death.
We squatted in a park near the community, holding newspapers and pretending to relax here. Shen Bing bought a bunch of snacks and ate them with relish. At noon, I found Su Yao wearing sunglasses and took a taxi. She didn't come back until after five in the afternoon. The dead shemale must have gone out to meet with the gang. At around seven in the evening, Shen Bing and I went to a restaurant opposite the community to eat something, and waited until late at night before we took action.
But at this time Su Yao came out again and took a taxi to the east. So I discussed with Shen Bing that while she was not at home, we should go upstairs and hide first, and catch her off guard when she came back.
Although I don't know how to open locks, I have experience climbing windows. I took the elevator to the ninth floor, climbed out of the corridor window, and climbed along the water pipes and air conditioners on the wall to the window of Su Yao's house. It's interesting to say that I climbed through the window twice to be a thief, both times to get into Su Yao's house, and this dead demon didn't learn his lesson, the window was not closed tightly, and it opened with a push.
The room we entered was the second bedroom. We waited in the room for a while to make sure no one was outside before we walked out of the bedroom, opened the door, and let Shen Bing in. We didn't dare to turn on the light, so we looked around with a small flashlight. In addition to the strong smell of perfume, the room was in a mess, with garbage everywhere. Pajamas and underwear were thrown on the sofa, instant noodle pots, takeout packaging, and toilet paper were everywhere. It was no different from a garbage dump.
This damn shemale is much lazier than when she was in the northern provincial capital. She doesn't even clean the house when Lao Chu is not at home. If it weren't for the perfume to cover it up, I don't know how smelly it would be.
After searching all corners of the house, we only found a few evil talismans and a handful of black beans drying on the balcony, and the rest were clothes and daily necessities. But we were very happy about the black beans, which must have been refined, so we each put one in our mouths and chanted the "cooked black beans to hide the house spell", but we could see each other, so we ran to the mirror and saw that we were invisible!
After becoming invisible, we will be more confident in dealing with this dead monster. Shen Bing and I couldn't help but feel excited.
The two of us sat down in a dead corner between the two sofas in the living room, chatting quietly and eating the snacks that Shen Bing brought. Before we knew it, more than two hours had passed.
At this time, the door lock made a sound and Su Yao came back. Our hearts tightened. We stuffed the snacks under the sofa, held our breath and dared not speak anymore.
Then there was the crisp sound of high heels stepping on the floor, and Su Yao's eyes lit up. She turned on the living room lights. She breathed rapidly, staggered to the sofa and sat down. Her face was very pale, and her right hand covered her left lower abdomen. Blood was still flowing from between her fingers. It seemed that she was injured.
Shen Bing and I looked at each other and thought, let's do it now, she's right in front of me. But just as I stood up, my eyes suddenly went dark and the lights went out. Su Yao let out a soft cry and immediately jumped up from the sofa. I heard the "clacking" sound of high heels stepping on the floor and ran to the door.
"Woo..." A terrifying sound of cold wind was heard in the room!
Immediately afterwards, a series of weird "hehe" laughter that gave me goose bumps circled in the air, and Shen Bing threw herself into my arms and hugged me tightly.
Damn it, an evil ghost has come, and it is probably not a cheap one. Because anyone who dares to fight with the people of the Gate of Life and Death must be a dead thing above the level of a fierce ghost.