I thought, should I help the stupid chicken? Originally, they killed each other and both suffered losses, which is exactly what we want. But I thought that there were not many opportunities to get rid of the Thousand Skins at such a close distance. If we missed the chance, it might cause endless trouble. If the stupid chicken died, they would disappear and we would not be able to find this opportunity again.
Thinking of this, I took decisive action and took out the Taiyi Messenger Curse from my bag. Shen Bing guessed my intention and grabbed my hand and said, "Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey?"
The voice was a little loud, and Daitouji heard it, but she didn't have time to look for us except for a surprised cry, because two human skins quickly clamped her from both sides, and her long hair was pulled straight up, looking very scary.
I whispered to Shen Bing, "The overall situation is more important, let's destroy the human skin first!" Then I opened her hands, chanted a spell and burned the talisman, then threw the talisman fire on the dead human skin face on the left.
The dead skins never thought that there was someone next to them who could kill them. Coincidentally, they used all their strength on the stupid chicken and could not avoid the talisman at all.
With a scream, the human skin on the left side split open, spurting out a stream of smelly water and falling to the ground with a plop.
The human skin on the right was stunned, and then was cut by Daitouji's finger at the center of the eyebrows. It also let out a shrill scream, but the power of the finger was far less than that of Taiyi's curse. Except for a small crack at the center of the eyebrows, which spurted out some smelly water, the rest of the face was intact.
After the scream, it left the cheek of the idiot like lightning and rushed into the kitchen. The corpse ghost and Su Yao, who were fighting fiercely there, screamed at the same time, and Su Yao flew out from inside, crushing the dining table in the restaurant to the ground. The corpse ghost followed and ran out, but after a few steps, he trembled all over and turned into a puff of green smoke and drifted away!
The kitchen window was smashed with a loud bang. It must be the dead body that escaped through the window.
We couldn't help but be stunned. The injured dead skin went so crazy that it even beat the hanging ghost to death. If it had gone so crazy at the beginning, Daitou Chicken would have been dead long ago.
"Thank you for saving me again!" While we were in a daze, the silly girl jumped up from the sofa and landed at the door with a piece of clothing in her hand. As soon as I jumped out of the blind spot of the sofa, she had already pushed the door and ran out.
Looking back at Shen Bing, I was so scared that I stuck out my tongue and didn't dare to make a sound. Her gloomy face was scarier than a ghost. I felt a little guilty about this, so I quickly slipped to Su Yao. The dead demon was lying on the broken table, gasping for breath, but couldn't get up.
I bent down and twisted her hands first. You must not be careless when dealing with this dead demon. She has too many tricks. Shen Bing came over with a cold face, helped me lift her up and threw her on the sofa, and tied her hands and feet with the sofa towel. We closed the door again and turned on the light.
But Su Yao couldn't see us, and fear appeared on her pale face. She gasped and asked, "Who are you?"
I sneered, sat on the armrest of the sofa and said, "It's an old friend!"
Su Yao was so frightened that she didn't recognize my voice and continued to ask, "Who are you?"
Shen Bing wrinkled her nose and said, "He kissed you!"
I almost fell down. Please don't mention this matter, it will cause my buddy to have an immediate adverse reaction: "Wooooooa ...
"Ah, you are Shen Bing, then you... you are Xi Feng?"
Shen Bing gnashed her teeth and said, "Yes, it's us. Tell me how you want to die. Since we are colleagues, we will grant your wish!"
But Su Yao snorted coldly and said, "It doesn't matter how you die, don't forget that I am a human, not a ghost. If you kill me, the police will not let you go."
This damn demon is still so stubborn even when he is about to die. I held back my anger and said, "Do we need to do it ourselves? As long as I chant the soul-collecting spell, the ghosts will help me immediately."
Su Yao's face changed, her throat was nervous and she kept rolling. She changed her tone and said, "I'll tell you a secret in exchange for my life, how about that?"
Shen Bing was angry because I was so kind to Datouji. When she heard this, she raised her hand and slapped her, cursing, "Shameless, where was your courage just now? Why didn't you call the police to talk to us?"
I hurriedly stopped her and said, "Now is not the time for you to make conditions to us. Instead, you should tell us all the secrets we want to know. Whether we want to spare your life depends on how we feel."
Seeing that I was protecting Su Yao again, Shen Bing immediately refused to do it, waved her hand to push me away, and angrily said: "Are you having an affair with her?"
Su Yao heard that we had internal conflicts, so she deliberately instigated us: "Of course we have an affair. Every man who has seen me doesn't want to sleep with me. Ask Xi Feng, did we have fun those few times?"
I was stunned for a moment. This bitch really knows how to take advantage of every opportunity. Shen Bing is very angry at the moment and cannot stand to hear such rumors. I can't clear myself of this even if I jump into the Yellow River!
I couldn't hold back my anger, so I slapped the bitch twice and yelled, "Shut up!"
Shen Bing's eyes widened as she shouted, "You want to kill her to silence her, right?"
Well, I just slapped him twice, it didn’t kill him, so how does that have to do with silencing him
"Yes, yes, he just wanted to kill me to silence me, so that the two of us..."
Su Yao tried to stir up trouble again, but before she could finish her words, Shen Bing slapped her twice. She angrily said, "I didn't ask you to speak."
I followed suit and slapped the bitch twice: "Stop slandering me, Shen Bing won't believe it!" How could Shen Bing not believe it? I was just flattering her to calm her down, and then added: "She's not stupid!"
The bitch was surprisingly patient. Both of her cheeks were swollen like a pig's head. She gritted her teeth and said, "She's not stupid, but how come she doesn't know that we had sex..."
"Pah..."
The stinky bitch was slapped twice by Shen Bing, and blood was flowing from the corner of her mouth. Shen Bing snorted coldly and said, "Why don't I believe him? If he is really that kind of person, would I always follow him? I admit that all men have lustful thoughts, but he has the heart but not the courage, and at most he just wants to satisfy his eyes. Don't bully me for being stubborn, I am just confused, but in fact, I understand it better than anyone else!"
I was stunned by her words. It turned out that she trusted me so much. I was just overthinking. Thinking about this sentence, "If he is really that kind of person, will I always follow him?" Yes, if she didn't trust me, how could she follow me everywhere and go through life and death together? I was suddenly moved. I couldn't help but hold her hand and nodded to her affectionately.
Shen Bing rolled her eyes and glared at me, then suddenly burst out laughing: "You bastard, your eyes are so disgusting!"
This completely defeated Su Yao, causing the bitch to beg loudly: "Please don't be so disgusting, it makes me feel so sick!"
"Pah..."
We both slapped her!