We were all amused, and Lu Fei's face turned red like a monkey's butt.
Wang Zijun, this little monkey, got the upper hand this time, and he was so happy that he kept drinking with me. After a while, his tongue became bigger and his face was even redder than Lu Fei's just now. Qu Mo quickly winked at him. This guy didn't forget to look at her face when he was drunk, so he obeyed the imperial order and didn't dare to drink more.
Qu Mo and Ma Yunxi picked up their glasses and wanted to drink with Shen Bing. The three girls hadn't seen each other for a long time, so they were also affectionate. But Shen Bing shook her head and whispered, "I still have a child with me. Don't drink too much and hurt her." She was talking about the three Hades, who had just told everyone.
But Wang Zijun, the monkey boy, was drunk and asked right away, "How many months?"
"What do you mean by a few months?" Shen Bing didn't understand what he meant for a moment.
"Child, aren't you pregnant? It's Xifeng's, right?" This little monkey looked very serious, he really deserves a beating.
Shen Bing's face suddenly turned red, and she said unhappily, "I was talking about the Three Hades on my body, what nonsense are you talking about?"
The sound was a bit loud. There were other people eating in the restaurant. When they heard that the King of Hell was on her, they all turned their heads to look at me. Most of the people knew me, and fear flashed across their faces. Although my reputation spread throughout Shangcheng Town, I was still a charlatan in the eyes of the public. How could they not be afraid when I was connected to the King of Hell? They all talked about it, and some went to pay the bill.
I couldn't eat this meal, so as not to ruin Uncle Yinzi's business, so I paid the bill and went home. On the way, Lu Fei and Shen Bing criticized Wang Zijun so harshly that he couldn't even raise his head. He hung his head like a child who had done something wrong, and didn't dare to say a word in return.
Speaking of the Three Hades, I couldn't help but think of Xiaoxue, who still had this charm with her. I thought to myself, how can I let Xiaoxue know about this? I have kept it for her for more than ten years, and she can ask me for it when she grows up. Then I asked Lu Fei, have you visited Xiaoxue during this period
Lu Fei said that they had gone to Tanzi Village and Xiping Village half a month ago, and Xiaoxue was very good, and there had been no accidents. Liu Xiaobao also played well, so that Wei Qing and his wife could not find any flaws. Although there were some minor problems, Wei Ziling had been different since he was a child, so they did not care.
I said "Oh" and thought to myself that I would go to Tanzi Village tomorrow to see Xiaoxue. But then I thought about the matter of the Three Hades and it made me worried. I couldn't stay in Shen Bing's body forever. Firstly, it would be inconvenient. Secondly, if the two souls were together, they would inevitably resist and reject each other over time, which would not be good for anyone.
When we got home, my mom heard that we hadn't eaten yet, so she cooked a few dishes. I hadn't drunk enough just now, and seeing the side dishes aroused my craving for alcohol, so I took out two bottles of wine and drank until I was dizzy. After they left, I slept until dark. After dinner, Shen Bing said that we should go to open the store now. We hadn't been there for a long time, so we should get familiar with the feeling of the past.
I just wanted to ask the dead rat something, so I took the bronze mirror and said hello to my mother, and we went to the store. Lu Fei and the other four cleaned it very well, so we didn't have to worry about it anymore. I closed the door again, put the bronze mirror on the table, and called the dead rat out. Because the ancestor had passed away, there were some things I didn't understand, so I could only ask it.
The dead rat yawned, rubbed his sleepy eyes, looked at us for a long time, and then said, "You only remembered me after two days of coming back? Why didn't you remember to offer two roast chickens first?"
Fuck your uncle, you only know how to sleep after eating and want roast chicken when you wake up, are you a pig
Shen Bing laughed and said, "I forgot to buy the roast chicken. Let's talk about it tomorrow."
"Then I, an old man, will go back to sleep." The dead rat yawned and was about to run back.
"Wait." I called it. "Tomorrow I will offer you four roast chickens and two bottles of Laobaifen." I said and winked at it.
The dead rat stuck out its tongue to lick its mouth, and said to us with a greedy look: "That's good enough. Tell me, what can I do for you, old man?"
Damn, seeing its old-fashioned appearance, I wanted to slap it twice. I sighed and said, "Have you heard about the three taboos being combined into one?"
Dead Rat's face changed: "I heard it, it's all your fault. If you hadn't broken the spiritual blood jade into two pieces, the Gate of Life and Death would not have discovered the secret." He shook his head, looking helpless.
Shen Bing and I looked at each other. How come we are in trouble again? The blood jade that was broken into two pieces is still on me. I thought Tao Yiyi had found some secret from the blood jade, but I didn't expect it to be so crucial.
The dead rat rolled his eyes at the two of us and continued, "The blood jade is the nine-aperture jade of the founder of the Life and Death Sect. It contains a spell that makes the Snow Demon obey. Otherwise, how could the Snow Demon be obedient and merge the spirit of Xiaoxue with the spirit of Meibao? This jade is in the hands of the heir of the Five Ghosts. The Life and Death Sect dare not take it without authorization. I heard that before the secret of the blood jade is found, anyone from the Life and Death Sect who touches this jade will die miserably."
"Why?" Shen Bing asked with eyes wide open.
Dead Rat scratched his head and said, "I'm not sure about this either. It seems to be related to the fact that all the people in the Life and Death Sect are eunuchs. Because of this blood jade, the Life and Death Sect didn't dare to touch their ancestor's tomb for many years. But after the blood jade was broken and the blood of the ancestor of the Life and Death Sect flowed out, they found a way to crack the secret and dared to take it away to get the spell."
So that's how it is. My mistake actually helped the other party a lot. I wonder if the underworld will trouble me again after learning about this. I started to think about whether to use the shapeshifting technique again. But suddenly I remembered that when Old Yan met me, he could recognize who I was. Although I was always puzzled and didn't have the opportunity to ask clearly, I thought that the shapeshifting technique was not omnipotent. For example, the dead ghosts that Old Yan was particularly familiar with me could tell my true face from my voice and movements.
However, the last time Old Yan recognized the two of us, it might have been that damn bitch Ru Yu who tipped off.
"What kind of disaster will be brought about when the three taboos are combined?" I asked.
The furry face of the dead rat suddenly became extremely serious. He pondered for a moment and said, "After the three taboos are combined, the consequences are still unpredictable. They will be struck by lightning. However, you don't have to worry too much. It is not so easy to combine the three taboos, especially since the Heavenly Maiden Talisman has been destroyed. It will take some time to regenerate the Heavenly Maiden Formation from the Skeleton Evil. During this period, the Underworld will not ignore it."
"Since we have caused such a big disaster, will the underworld hold us accountable again?" Shen Bing asked worriedly.
The dead rat shook his head and said, "It's hard to say. I'll go and get some information for you." Then he shrank back into the mirror.
Shit, I still have something to ask, so I have to wait until tomorrow. I was about to get up to check the medicines on the shelf to see what was missing, when I suddenly saw two dark figures from the corner of my eye. I was startled, but the door was closed. Who would dare to break into this ghost store
"Seventh Master and Eighth Master, what brings you two here?" Shen Bing said happily.
When I heard they were coming, I felt happy at first, but then my heart sank. Oh no, they must have come to cause trouble!