The sudden appearance of someone in this desolate snowy mountain made us wonder, who was crazy enough to come here to have fun in the middle of the night? From the sound of their voices, there were more than two people, and it seemed that there were three or four of them. They seemed to be drunk, talking with slurred speech, and there were also sounds of wrestling from time to time.
"Fuck you, Xiao Hezi, what kind of road are you taking me on? You made me fall down several times." Someone cursed.
"Why didn't you fall to death, you bastard? It was all your bad idea. You got drunk and went up the mountain in the middle of the night to see the snow. Now you're having enough, right?" Another person shouted angrily.
"You two should stop talking and find your way home first." Another person spoke, and from the sound of it, these drunks seemed to be lost.
“Damn, we’ve been searching for half the night and are still going in circles, unable to tell east… east… west…” said the one called Xiao Hezi.
Then I heard them talking drunkenly, and I was sure there were only three of them. It seemed like they were drunk and had nothing to do, so they went to the mountain to see the snow scene in the middle of the night. They were really bored, three real idiots. According to their drunken talk, they had been circling around in circles for several times, but couldn't find their way home.
My buddy is also a heavy drinker, and he knows that he will definitely get lost if he is drunk. There was a drunkard named Damazi in our town. One night, he drank too much at Uncle Yinzi's tavern and couldn't find his way home. The next day, when he sobered up, he found that he had run to Xiping Village, which was walking south along the river bank. The more he walked, the more he couldn't recognize the road, so he just kept walking.
We wanted to help them find the way, but think about it, we don't even know where we are, how can we help them find the way? After the three of them walked away, Shen Bing held her stomach and dared to laugh out loud. These three idiots are so cute, and their drunken words are so silly that I find them ridiculous.
I took out a dagger, butchered the rabbit, and skinned it. Then I went to the nearby firewood, found a pit, melted a pit of water with fire, cleaned the rabbit's internal organs, stuck them on a branch, and lit a bonfire to roast them. While roasting the fire, Shen Bing swallowed his saliva, staring at the rabbit meat that was about to be roasted with greedy eyes.
She looked so cute that I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Little greedy cat."
"You greedy dog!" Shen Bing cursed without mercy.
"If I were a greedy dog, I would pinch you, a greedy cat..."
Just as I said this, I heard those drunks in the distance shouting, "Hey, there's a big stove over there, let's go over there and warm ourselves up."
Damn, is this a big stove? I’m really impressed by the drunkard’s brain, how did he come up with this
"They are coming over. Should we move somewhere else?" Shen Bing frowned. She didn't like drunkards, especially strangers.
"Why move? The rabbit is almost cooked." I don't mind. If the three drunks act crazy with us, we will make them sober up immediately.
When the three drunks came over, the rabbit meat was already cooked. I gave two thighs to Shen Bing and we started eating. When the three guys saw two people roasting game meat, they were immediately happy.
One of the short and thin guys smiled and said, "Brother Niu, I didn't expect there's a barbecue stall here. How about we have a couple more beers?"
Fuck him, which eye of yours saw the barbecue stall? You're still drinking beer, drink horse urine!
The other little fat boy rubbed his eyes and said, "Little stray, those two are making trouble here, what are you talking about?"
I almost spit out the rabbit meat I had in my mouth. Do you call food "******"? You said that when a drunk person's head is full of water, seeing a man and a woman together is "******". Shen Bing's face turned red, and it seemed that she was about to curse. I hurriedly shook my head at her. What's the point of calling a drunkard "******". We ate our food and treated them as air.
The tall man standing between the two people laughed out loud, pointing at them and saying, "You two are talking nonsense, the couple is just eating sweet potatoes..."
Shen Bing and I were completely convinced. Three people have six eyes and each one saw something different. They were staggering back and forth while talking and could fall down at any time.
"Bullshit!" the short and thin man named Xiao Liulang cursed, "Xiao Hezi, are your eyes on your forehead? These two people are obviously setting up a barbecue stall. Look, they are eating themselves. Hey, leave some for us, we will pay..." Then he took out a big red banknote from his pocket.
Shen Bing couldn't stand it any longer, and quickly took out a small white flag from my bag. Before I could stop her, she had already called out the pointy-headed ghost. The pointy-headed ghost's terrifying appearance immediately woke up the three drunkards, and they screamed loudly, covering their heads and running back the way they came.
"Auntie, if you're not satisfied, I'll catch up with them and skin them alive!" The pointy-headed ghost licked his face and showed great courtesy to Shen Bing.
I hurriedly said, "Don't mess around. It's none of your business. Go back to the flag."
Shen Bing was still angry and threw the half-eaten rabbit leg on the snow. I hurriedly picked it up and wiped it with a tissue and said, "Don't waste good things. You too, why are you angry with these three drunkards?" In fact, the three drunkards were just talking about random things and didn't do anything out of the ordinary.
"Didn't you hear that guy say we were ******? How can you tolerate this?" Shen Bing vented her anger at me.
I tried to hold back my laughter and said, "Just say it. It's not like I'm having sex with anyone else. Why are you so anxious?"
"Hey, you dead bumpkin, you still want to ****** with others?" After Shen Bing said this, her face turned red again and she glared at me fiercely.
I shook my head and smiled, thinking that we haven't even had a single field battle yet, let alone with others. If you want to have this, you must have the courage. Besides, who can you fight with if you want to
"Why don't you say anything? Humph, don't think I don't know what evil ideas you have in mind. Give me back the rabbit leg..." Shen Bing said as he snatched the rabbit leg away.
I smiled bitterly and said, "What a perverted idea I have..."
Just as I said this, I heard a scream from afar. I was startled and stood up immediately. Judging from the direction of the scream, it should be the three drunkards. Besides, there is probably no other idiot who would come here in the middle of the night except for us.
Shen Bing curled her lips: "It would be best if they met a ghost and let the ghost pull out their tongues!"
I ignored her, took out a small white flag, and asked the pointy-headed ghost to go see what happened over there. The pointy-headed ghost came back soon and said that there was a small wooden house on the hillside ahead, and three drunkards had fainted in the house. There was no trace of ghosts, and I didn't know what happened.
It was another deserted cabin, and there was no ghost. Could it be that these three idiots had scared themselves to death? I felt something was wrong, so I immediately took out a clean plastic bag, put the uneaten rabbit meat in my backpack, and walked over there with Shen Bing.
"What? No ghost appeared, so why should we meddle in other people's business? I'm not full yet." Shen Bing was still eating while walking.