I nodded, took off my shoes, handed them to it and said, "Please put my shoes behind you for me. I have a spell called Shoe in Shoe. Just recite the spell and I will immediately move from here to the shoes." I don't know how I came up with such a crappy name like Shoe in Shoe. Although it is a bit similar to Mission Impossible, the meaning is far different.
The big turtle was stunned, his eyes rolling as he asked, "What are you trying to do?"
At this time, my great grandfather pulled me and whispered, "Stop fooling around."
I laughed and said, "How can you be so silly? We've already made the bet, we can't go back on it." Then I said to the big turtle, "Are you afraid that I will really come over, so you don't dare to take the shoes behind you?"
This provocation was somewhat effective. The dead turtle snorted, opened his mouth, grabbed a pair of my shoes and threw them behind him, then said to me: "Let's get started. Don't waste time. I'm waiting to go to bed."
I laughed and said, "You lose, I'm already past it!"
When these words were spoken, not only the dead turtle was surprised, but even the great grandfather was puzzled. He pouted and looked at me, as if to say, is there something wrong with your brain, my grandson
"What nonsense are you talking about? Aren't you still in front of me?" the dead turtle said angrily.
I pointed to the back of it and said, "But my shoes have already passed, which means I have passed too."
"Nonsense, fallacy, don't you dare try to fool me, little brat!" The dead turtle was so angry that his neck stretched out, and his pair of white eyeballs were almost sticking to my face.
I couldn't help but feel a chill in my heart. I tried my best to appear calm and said with a chuckle, "Excuse me, old man, were those shoes taken off my feet?"
"So what? It's not you who passed by. It's just a pair of shoes that passed by. It doesn't count!"
“Shoes are part of me…”
"Not counting! Shoes are external belongings, not skin or hair. Don't try to argue with me. Do you believe that I can eat you in one bite?" Damn his uncle, the dead turtle has a bad temper.
I nodded and said, "Okay, okay, the shoes don't count. There's my foot flakes in the shoes, and my foot flakes are my skin, and my skin is part of me. Should I admit defeat?"
The dead turtle was stunned. He had never thought that there would be foot scraps in his shoes. He was the one who brought up the idea of skin hair, which was equivalent to admitting that I won. He stood there for a long time, rolling his eyes back and forth, and looked upset. He was unwilling to admit defeat, but he couldn't find a reason not to admit defeat.
At this time, Grandpa Taizu interrupted and said, "Grandpa Gui, you are a senior who has lived for thousands of years. You should accept the loss of the bet. How can you cheat with a junior?"
These words immediately made the dead turtle's green face turn red, and he said reluctantly: "I lose, what do you want, little brat?"
I chuckled and said, "You sent us to the temple!"
The dead turtle immediately turned pale again, shook his head like a rattle, and said to me: "Don't even think about it. I don't even dare to enter the temple, how can I send you in?"
I looked up at the sky, touched my nose and said, "You've got to accept the loss. You said you'd let me do whatever I want if you lose. It's not your style to break your promise, is it?"
The dead turtle's head drooped like a frost-bitten eggplant, and he said helplessly, "In fact, I have never been through the last checkpoint either. It is said to be an insurmountable danger. I am afraid I cannot take you through it."
Seeing that it was in a difficult situation, I gave up the idea. It is said that we should stop when we are ahead. Otherwise, if we push the turtle into a corner and it denies its promise, we will have no way to deal with it. We can't take this matter to the Chief Executive for justice, right
I nodded and said, "Then let's change the conditions. When we come here from now on, you are not allowed to stop us, and if we are chased by the ghost messenger, you have to help us repel the enemy. How about that?"
It seemed that this condition was too easy to meet, and the dead turtle nodded and agreed without hesitation. I said goodbye to it with my great grandfather, strode around it, picked up my shoes, put them on, and continued to float westward. On the way, my great grandfather asked me how I came up with such a bad idea. I said that it was you who inspired me to throw my shoes to ask for directions at Wanhunzhan, which made me think of this way to fool the dead turtle.
My great grandfather said to me with great satisfaction: "You are the smartest one in our Xi family, and you are also very courageous. I am very pleased."
"And you just called me stupid." I complained dissatisfiedly.
"You little brat, if I hadn't suppressed you, I think your tail would have been up in the air."
Am I the kind of person who gets easily proud? At most, I get carried away. You can't deliberately suppress my grandson.
We flew forward for another 70 or 80 miles, and the road in front of us was cut off, turning into a desolate cemetery with no end in sight. My great grandfather and I looked at each other, and the last barrier turned out to be the Thousand Mile Tomb! We are all ghosts now, but it is not like in the Death Valley, where living people can pass through the Thousand Mile Tomb with the opening spell and magic to protect themselves from the Feng Shui Bureau. There are arrays inside that are all aimed at ghosts and evil spirits. Just take the large ghost foot nails, which are a deadly threat to us.
"I didn't expect the last checkpoint to be Qianlifen. We can't get through!" Grandpa Taizu sighed in disappointment.
But I smiled mysteriously and said, "Just wait and see, I have a way."
"What bad idea do you have now?" asked Grandpa Taizu with his eyes wide open.
I sighed and shook my head, saying, "If you say you are stupid, it would make me seem disrespectful to my elders, but I have to say that you are really confused. How could you forget the Feng Shui secret book that I worked so hard to get?"
Grandfather Taizu slapped himself on the forehead and said, "Look at my memory. I really deserve to be beaten, I really deserve to be beaten!"
Hehe, buddy finally got his revenge, and let Grandpa Taizu also taste the taste of stupidity. I held back my laughter, walked along the edge of Qianli Tomb, walked fifteen steps to the left, and then walked three steps forward, and happened to step on the intersection of Qianli Tomb Feng Shui Bureau and the road. This place looks like a gloomy black soil, but in fact, there is a "Yin Curse Talisman" buried underneath.
What is a "Yin Curse Talisman"? It is the curse talisman used in the underworld. This is the name. When the Cao family set up a Feng Shui bureau, they absolutely cannot do without the curse talisman. In the world of the living, they use yellow talismans, and in the underworld, they use Yin talismans. Yin talismans are made of straw paper like paper money, with runes drawn in black and buried on the edge of Qianli Tomb. This is also the secret of controlling the entire Feng Shui bureau. Those who do not understand the secret of Cao's Feng Shui, even if they rack their brains, will not be able to think of what the mystery of this Feng Shui bureau is and where it is hidden.
I made a seal and whispered: "There are waters on the mountains and graves in the ground. Follow my square spell and the earth will break and the talisman will fly." As soon as I finished the spell, the black earth in front of my feet suddenly broke open, and two pieces of straw paper with black characters flew out and slowly flew into my hands. I gave them to my great grandfather because I didn't have the ability to make fire.
The old man immediately understood what it meant. He rubbed his right thumb and index finger together, and a ball of fire appeared, which burned the two talismans.
Then the Qianli Tomb in front of us suddenly disappeared, and those desolate and strange tombs gradually disappeared, revealing the road surface. Looking further ahead, a towering palace-style building was not far away.
"That's the temple!" Grandpa Taizu's eyes sparkled with excitement.