I hurriedly turned to the right, but was careless for a moment and ignored the yin and yang changes in the jade belt waist. After a long time, I found that I did not run to the front of the hall, but to the back of the hall. It was here that I met Grandpa Taizu, who ran over in a panic with his head in his hands, chasing a bunch of black flies behind him, making a buzzing sound.
Fuck his second uncle, it's a **** bee. I'm also very troubled by this damn thing.
In the world of the living, you can use talismans to dispel them, but in the underworld, what can you use to drive them away? Grandpa Taizu was chased to the ground, not to mention me. I didn't care about helping him at the moment, and turned around and ran back.
"You little bastard, why are you running around if you don't help me chase away the bees?" Grandpa Taizu cursed angrily from behind.
"I can't help it. Didn't we get stung together in the past?" I explained while running.
"Why are you running around but can't get rid of the jade belt waist? How did you crack it?" Grandpa Taizu complained to me loudly again.
"Uh... Let me try again."
In this situation, the Feng Shui secret manual says that we need to use the belt-breaking spell, which is simple, just two sentences. As we ran forward, we chanted the spell and ran out of the predicament and arrived at the stone steps that led all the way to heaven in front of the main hall. But the **** bees were still chasing after us, making Grandpa Taizu exclaim. This was the first time he saw him so embarrassed. However, no one would be able to remain calm and composed when encountering such a dead thing.
I unzipped my pants and peed all the way up the stone steps, but the stone steps were too long and I ran out of urine halfway through. I quickly stopped and said to my great grandfather, "I'm out of urine, come here, I'll help you hold off the **** bees!" I ran behind him with my pants up, and I was surrounded by a group of dead things as soon as I got there, and some even got into my crotch.
"Ah..." I screamed in pain. Damn, the one crawling into my crotch must be a female bee. You are a bunch of female hooligans. If you want to rape me, you must have the capital. Just look at your head...
Great-grandfather sighed loudly in the front and said, "I've lived for hundreds of years, and I've never been so embarrassed. It's so embarrassing." As he said that, he unzipped his pants and urinated as he walked forward.
"Where's your turtle wave?" I shouted angrily. Damn, a few bees stung my ears again. It was painful and itchy.
"Bah, that's Qi Hai Yang Bo!" Grandpa Taizu corrected again angrily, "That kind of magic consumes too much vitality, it's a waste of talent to deal with such a small thing. I want to save my vitality for the temple. Do you understand, idiot?"
Oh, that makes sense, but why don't you think of a little magic to dispel the Yin bees? I guess Grandpa's magic was all for dealing with ghost messengers, and he never thought of encountering Yin bees. Now, if you encounter these damn things, you will be like a tiger in a plain being bullied by a dog.
Just as Grandpa Taizu finished peeing, we arrived at the main hall door, and the bees dispersed, finally letting us both breathe a sigh of relief. We looked at each other, damn, everyone had a swollen nose and face, and their heads were covered with blood bubbles, not to mention how miserable they were.
With a creak, the palace door slowly opened. That damn bitch Mei Ruoqi stood at the door with her hands behind her back, appearing calm and composed, looking at the two of us with a sneer on her face.
Mei Ruoqi was wearing Miao costumes, which vaguely resembled the outfit she wore before her death. Speaking of which, this woman didn't look old at all, and actually looked as young and beautiful as Ma Yunxi.
After I looked at her, I lowered my head and looked down. She was standing inside the threshold, obviously not daring to stand outside, using the threshold as a talisman. This threshold is not hiding the soul-collecting line. According to the Feng Shui secret book, it contains the "Qian Kun Yi Qi". Anyone who dares to pass through this place will be destroyed by the Qian Kun Yi Qi, and even a wisp of green smoke will be seen, and their souls will fly away.
"I never thought that you two, grandparents and grandchildren, would be so bold as to trespass into the temple of the underworld. Humph, if you have the guts, come in by yourself. I will never stop you." A hint of contemptuous smile flashed across Mei Ruoqi's lips, and he turned around and went back into the hall.
Fuck his second uncle, what's the point, you're playing tricks on us, you're too young. The universe inside this threshold is in one, and it can be broken with a drop of ghost tears.
"You dare to leave the temple without permission, so why shouldn't we dare to intrude as well? Besides, we are here to pay tribute to the spirits of the Hades in the underworld. It's not the case that we are intruding at all." As I said this, I poked my fingers into my eyeballs. Damn, it was so sore and painful that tears came out immediately.
"Are you worthy enough to offer sacrifices to the King of Hell?" Mei Ruoqi sneered in a sarcastic tone deep in the hall.
Grandfather Taizu put his hands behind his back and snorted, "We are not worthy, but you are even less worthy of standing here. Your Mei family and Cao family helped the Chief Executive to overthrow the other nine Hades. Every Hades spirit here hates the Mei family to the core. Don't you feel guilty towards them?"
I was stunned when I heard this. What did Grandpa Taizu mean by this? Did the other nine Hades all get rid of by the Chief Executive? Also, the two families surnamed Mei and Cao made a lot of efforts for this? Although I had vaguely guessed that this was the case, I never thought that it would involve people from the mortal world to help. I always thought that Mei Ruoqi relied on the influence of Master Feng to get close to Judge Wu. Now it seems that I was wrong. The Mei family had made contributions, so the Chief Executive repeatedly tolerated her evil deeds.
A flash of surprise flashed across Mei Ruoqi's face, but he immediately calmed down, sat cross-legged on a cushion in the middle of the hall, and sneered, "You know too much. Why didn't the Chief Executive kill you and let you live until now?"
Grandpa Taizu said with a righteous face: "The Chief Executive is not a bad person by nature. He was instigated by the villains, so he was blinded by greed and used the three taboos to kill the nine Hades and took power from then on. This past event killed many innocent souls and good ghosts in vain. Zhong Kui also became a historical legend, and he was forever trapped in the Death Valley with the nine Hades..."
Hearing this, I was immediately shocked and couldn't help but jump up. Grandpa, you are not having a high fever and talking nonsense, right? The nine Hades were trapped in the Death Valley. It's unbelievable!
Grandpa Taizu didn't care about my performance, and continued: "The Ghost King didn't want to rebel, but wanted to rescue the Flower King of Hell and the nine Hades, but this history was rewritten. I accidentally discovered this secret when I hid the sky lantern in the Death Valley. But I never dared to tell anyone, so I can live until now. But today, since we have torn our faces, I have no scruples. I have become a peacemaker for the underworld and the human world, and also for the power of the Chief Executive. I risked my life to fight against the three taboos, but I didn't expect that in the end I would be thankless. Today, in front of the heroic spirits of the Hades, let this old story be exposed to the world!"