This sentence immediately attracted Xiaodong who had returned to her room. She glared at me and cried loudly, "Who are you? Why did you move my late husband's coffin? What are your intentions?"
The villagers outside heard this and started to talk about it, most of them complaining about me. Not to mention before the funeral, even if the coffin was just sealed, it couldn't be opened. Unless the police intervened and had to open it, I would have resorted to this desperate measure. But who am I? I myself felt that this was a joke. Who would agree to an outsider opening someone else's coffin
There is indeed something wrong in the coffin, but it is not time to open it yet. I said this on purpose in order to lure Xiaodong out of the room. Otherwise, there will be no show for me. I can only watch the coffin being carried away and buried, and all the truth will be buried in the soil.
Old man Wei kept shaking his head and seemed very disappointed with my performance.
I looked down at Xiaofan, his eyes flashing with hatred, this kid seemed to hate seeing his mother angry, and he was ready to do something. My heart tightened, don't use the jade blood beast with your buddy again, this thing is really hard to deal with. I hurriedly looked away, looked at Xiaodong and said, "I suspect the coffin is empty, the deceased is not in it."
Xiao Dong was stunned for a moment, then angrily said: "You lunatic came here to make trouble, Master Wei, please kick him out!"
"Get out!" Old man Wei said to me with a gloomy face.
I touched my nose, nodded and said, "Okay, I can go, but before I leave, I have only one thing to say. No matter whether what I say is right or wrong, I hope you won't attack me." I glanced at the people inside and outside the door. When they heard this, they immediately fell silent, waiting for me to continue.
"There is really no body in the coffin, this is a scam!" I said and turned around and walked out the door.
As soon as I reached the steps, I heard Old Man Wei shout, "Wait, no matter if what you say is right or wrong, you have to make your point clear. If you can really prove that there is no body in the coffin, I can decide to open the coffin and perform an autopsy!"
I immediately stopped and turned around. At this moment, I caught a glimpse of panic across Xiaodong's face, which was then drowned in tears.
"The corpse in the coffin is hidden in a corner of the house because it has another special use. What is to be buried today is just an empty coffin. Strictly speaking, it is filled with a bunch of sundries as heavy as the corpse, pretending to be the weight of the corpse, so that the coffin bearers will think that there is indeed a corpse inside." As I spoke, I kept an eye on Xiao Fan, the little beast.
"You lied and deliberately disrupted our Gu family's funeral. What is your intention..." Xiaodong cried, and even I felt a little sad. I really admire this woman's acting skills.
Old Man Wei opened his eyes wide and said, "Then you have to produce evidence!"
I sighed and said, "If there was evidence, I would have already brought it out. But why not search every room? It's not like we're opening the coffin, so even if we don't find any evidence, it won't be disrespectful to the deceased!"
Old man Wei frowned for a moment, looking very embarrassed. It is easy to say that he will search the room, but if he finds nothing in the end, it will become a farce that makes people laugh. After all, this is not a happy event, but a funeral. Such nonsense is extremely disrespectful to the deceased.
Xiao Dong suddenly wiped away her tears. Like a lioness, her almond-shaped eyes widened and she glared fiercely, and she shouted coldly, "Don't even think about ruining our Gu family's funeral. Get out!"
Her shout was like a signal to Xiaofan, and the kid immediately stood up from the ground. Damn it, to be honest, my heart suddenly jumped at that time, and I quickly hid to the side, fearing that I would be too slow to hide and get caught by the kid.
Xiao Dong didn't let the child take action, perhaps because she was worried that if Xiao Fan used any magic in front of all the villagers, wouldn't the child become a devil in the eyes of everyone? She flashed in front of Xiao Fan to block him, and put her hands behind her back, as if to grab the child.
"Get out of here..." The woman yelled at me and winked at me intentionally or unintentionally, as if to say, if you don't leave, my son will not be polite to you.
I rolled my eyes and glanced towards the stairs behind her, pretending to be surprised and yelled, "Uncle Miao, why are you here?"
Xiaodong's face suddenly changed. She turned around in a hurry and found that there was no one on the stairs. I was lying to her. She gnashed her teeth in anger and turned back to say to Old Man Wei: "Uncle Wei, this guy is a lunatic. Why don't you chase him away? Do you want us to fight him to the death?"
Old man Wei was a very shrewd old man. From the panicked look on her face when she turned around just now, he should have noticed something. After the old man said "hmm", he shouted loudly: "Come in, a few people, go upstairs and search for me, what is hidden upstairs?"
"Uncle Wei, you... why have you become so unreasonable and want to act like a robber?" Xiaodong stepped back in a hurry, a nervous look on his face, blocking the stairs with his body.
Xiaofan couldn't hold it in any longer, and when he raised his hand, a piece of broken glass appeared in his hand. I didn't wait for him to swallow the glass, and I threw out a copper coin, which smashed the glass into pieces with a clang. Then I rushed forward into the house and held his two little hands.
"Everyone come and help, this kid is going crazy!" I turned around and shouted to the young men who ran into the house.
Before they ran to him, Xiao Fan's eyes widened. "Fuck, they are bigger than steamed buns. I have never seen anyone's eyes widen so much, especially a child." The kid blinked several times, and then he heard screams and chaotic footsteps outside. It seemed that everyone saw a terrible situation and fled in all directions.
A few people fled into the house, shouting in panic: "Boss Jiang is back to life again!"
I snorted in my heart. The kid used his eyes to communicate with the spirits and made the corpse turn into a corpse. It was very easy to crack this. I raised my left hand and gently poked his eyeballs. The kid immediately closed his eyelids and his face was full of pain. The screams outside gradually subsided. It seemed that the corpse transformation had been dealt with.
I quickly exchanged glances with Old Man Wei. He understood what I meant and waved his hand, shouting, "Everyone, go upstairs!"
Xiao Dong's red and sad eyes suddenly became extremely ferocious and terrifying. He stretched out his arms and sneered, "Whoever dares to take a step forward will die!"
But these young men listened to the old village chief, who would care about her threats, and rushed forward one by one. I saw this woman bend her right arm, and the middle finger of her right hand was clasped on the thumb, as if she was going to launch a hidden weapon, so I quickly took out a copper coin with my left hand and threw it in advance. Just as her right middle finger was ejected, a ball of black light was hit by the copper coin, and a loud "bang" sounded, shocking everyone's face changed drastically.
I held Xiaofan under my armpit, rushed in front of the few people, grabbed Xiaodong's right wrist, and pulled it to the side with force, causing her to stagger away from the stairs involuntarily.
Several young men ran up the stairs, but as soon as they reached the third floor, they let out a scream and tumbled down one after another!