The Ultimate Evolution

Chapter 896: bait

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Jack's body is as flexible as rubber, and can be stretched and shortened at will, just like a basketball or soccer ball. It has a strong defense against blunt objects, but it is very afraid of stabbing and stabbing.

Under Fang Senyan's +7 West's slash, he stabbed in with a knife, then picked and wiped with force, and cut off his left leg with ease!

After the knife was wiped horizontally, a large amount of yellow-green liquid sprayed out from the end of Jack's broken leg, and it was very violent and crazy!

If you want to make an analogy for that situation, it is like the high-pressure faucet on the fire truck that is spraying water. After being cut in two, the liquid sprays around fiercely, and the two severed parts twist violently on the ground. , convulsions.

Although Jack's body flexibility is quite good, it is impossible for him to have nothing at all after breaking a leg. He immediately lost his balance of center of gravity and wobbled almost to the ground.

Sheyan immediately grabbed an old guitar and threw it at Jack's head. Suddenly, the chords on the old guitar broke into several pieces, and Jack's jaw was also hit. , although the whole person was in the state of falling forward, his head was raised.

Fang Sheyan jumped up suddenly, and slammed his elbow on the guy's head from top to bottom, pinning him down with incomparable strength. Then, without giving him any chance, he pulled out his ambition with his backhand. It's a shot to his head!

There was a loud bang, and the light blue smoke of gunpowder swirled around. Although the smell was quite pungent, Sheyan had an indescribable kindness. And after Ji Ke got shot, his head exploded like a balloon with a "bang", splashing Sheyan's face.

What's weird is that the liquid and secretions after the explosion had an indescribably sweet smell, not as disgusting as Sheyan imagined.

Jack, who had suffered a headshot, was stunned for a while. After a while, the section of his neck squirmed strangely for a while, and then a fist-sized sarcomatoid grew out.

The "sarcoma" grew rapidly after it came into contact with the air, and in the end, like a bud grew into a big tree, it successfully grew a head again—this new head was exactly the same as Jack's old head before, except that it was wet It's as if it has been poured with a lot of glue.

Fang Senyan held his head against his head with the muzzle of a gun, and said flatly:

"Mr. Jack, I know getting a headshot hurts and it takes energy to regrow a head, so don't give me a reason to pull the trigger."

Jack panted heavily, grinned and moved his facial muscles, and shouted angrily:

"I really don't have imported goods here (referring to weapons imported from alien planets)! Because we were notified last night that a group of aliens full of blood will arrive on the earth, so I am not Within twenty-four hours, several big deals were made in a row, and the three-year backlog of inventory was wiped out, hell, why didn't I keep one for myself?"

"I got the notification last night..." Fang Senyan pondered: "It seems that someone triggered the relevant hidden mission in this world last night, which triggered the follow-up plot, so we also suffered along with it, and the difficulty increased! The idiot killed by the aliens was the first victim?"

"What the hell! Don't you believe I don't have that thing anymore??? If I had, I'd take it out on your head and pull the trigger, you rotten raw protein, filthy Nucleic acid, let me go quickly, I am a legal taxpayer who is officially registered with the Space Administration and pays taxes on time."

Mr. Jack roared angrily, he was struggling even more violently, his eyeballs were bloodshot from anger.

Sheyan turned his head and frowned:

"How can I calm him down?"

The gold mine who was consulted immediately said enthusiastically:

"It's easy! You gag him first..."

Sheyan immediately grabbed a towel and stuffed it in.

"And take off his clothes."

Fang Sheyan ripped off Mr. Jack's clothes with one stroke. The naked body under the clothes was no different from other Americans. Although thin, he still had a body with chest hair, and one or two tattoos that were almost invisible .

"Then take off his pants."

"... Now is not the time to play!" Sheyan roared depressed.

"I didn't play with you!" Jin Mine also said with a wicked smile:

Sheyan: "...Okay, I'll take it off!"

Mr. Jack roared angrily again - this is also the normal reaction of 99% of men after their pants are taken off by the same sex - Sheyan almost couldn't hold him down, so he simply pointed at his head and did it again one shot. And so the world was quiet—before Mr. Jack's head grew back again.

"What should I do now?" Sheyan viciously wiped the green slurry on his face.

Goldmine shrugged:

"Reach out and hold his XX."

Sheyan: "... Nima X!"

Then he laughed back angrily, "Maybe I'm going to masturbate for him next?"

Jin Kuang sighed, then strode forward, grabbed the thing that Mr. Jack used to urinate, and pulled it up hard, Sheyan was stunned. It turned out that under the action of Jin Kuang, Mr. His belly seemed to be pulled open by a zipper, revealing the contents inside.

There is no blood dripping internal organs in that stomach, but a large piece of crystal-like thing. Inside the large piece of "crystal" is like people's "three rooms and one living room", forming quite a lot of partitions, a fist-sized The alien stretched out two long tentacles to look over, and the two eyes on the tentacles glared at him angrily. The body of the unlucky Mr. Jack looks no different from a French snail with its shell removed.

Sheyan flicked the transparent "crystal" with his fingers, laughed and said:

"Dear Mr. Jack, you should do what I say now, otherwise, very tragic things may happen."

Mr. Jack intertwined the two tentacles together, and then made a baseball swing gesture towards Sheyan, full of contempt.

Sheyan sighed, and then snapped his fingers at the gold mine that was about to try...

About half an hour later, Mr. Jack's panicked face appeared on the surveillance video of the men in black headquarters:

"I want to apply for No. III support!! Repeat, I want to apply for No. III support!"

The duty officer yawned lazily. The so-called No. III support is similar to the car crashes in the real world. Neighbors quarrel and other trivial matters. Even 110 doesn't want to go to 110. It's just that Jack is terrible. The voice of panic kept circling like a nightmare, and the officer on duty said impatiently:

"Understood, please state the reason."

Mr. Jack said with a sad face:

"A chap came into my shop just now and told me to put all my bric-a-brac and bills in the pockets he brought. He was disappointed because my business had been bad lately, he, he Just shot me in the head...and the process of growing my head knocked him out."

The attendant said impatiently:

"So is he subdued by you now?"

Mr. Jack said bitterly:

"He is now tied to the chair next to me, and it seems that he will not wake up in a short time."

The officer on duty yawned and drew a stroke directly on the Type VI event on the table next to it, which represented the lightest contact event.

"Mr. Jack, if you could send him to our headquarters..."

"I'm not available! I've heard enough of your verbal thanks."

"Very well, then in twenty minutes at most, our agent in black...Mr. Seventeen years in federal prison for attempted murder without commutation and bail. Here is operator No. 6 at your service. If you are satisfied with my service, please press 1+#, if you If you have doubts about my service or want to make a complaint, please press 1+# key... ”

Hearing this monotonous voice coming from the receiver, Mr. Jack looked at Sheyan with hatred in his eyes:

"If I didn't have any good feelings for the men in black, otherwise I would never make this call, never!"

Sheyan flicked him away with one finger, turned to the gold mine and said:

"What do you think of what I'm going to do next?"

Gold Mine took out a tattered fly swatter, quickly pressed down Mr. Jack who was squirming and trying to escape, and said solemnly by the way:

"Think about it, this is the world of the men in black. If you attack Mr. G, the man in black, it may mean provoking the order that supports this world! The world kills, kills ordinary people and kills the police, the degree of attention sentry is definitely not the same, the former will be included in the internal contradictions of the people, and the latter may be the target of anti-society and anti-regime crackdown!"

Sheyan remained silent for a while before saying:

"I know what you said, but I know one thing better! If I don't attack Mr. G, then the task of challenging the extreme value is almost doomed to fail, and failure is for me who still has to complete the bloody world challenge , that is death!"

"If I take action to deal with him, then at least I have a 50% chance of passing the challenge. Even if I will be hunted down by the whole of New York and even the United States because of this, there is still a chance of life! This **** damn world!! I have no choice at all!"

When it came to the next paragraph, Sheyan was already gnashing his teeth!

Gold Mine smiled slyly and applauded:

"Not bad, not bad, it's very exciting. Now that you have determined your goal, don't hesitate to do it!"