For people on earth, the Milky Way refers to the star system where the solar system is located—one of the vast galaxies in the universe.
But for aliens, this has a special meaning in it. This may sound difficult to understand, let me give you an example -
In ancient China, there was a young man with a poor background, whose educational level was between the second year of high school and the second year of high school. On a certain day in a certain year, he passed by a certain river after having sex with a prostitute, and found a pike or silver carp lying in a mud ditch and was about to dry up. died.
For this fish, he should be very grateful that this dick's place where prostitutes also pay for food, so after diaosi's "entertainment", in the spirit of not eating for nothing, he kept eating so much that his throat came down, so at this time he He was really not interested in the taste of this fish, and he also did a rare good deed, which was to throw the fish into the river.
But the real identity of this fish is the CEO of Dragon Palace, who happened to encounter this catastrophe, so he came to ask Diaosi to repay his favor, and asked Yasha to drive Dayang Motorcycle to pick up Diaosi to Dragon Palace, saying that I will satisfy you whatever you want, Diaosi did not Having seen the big scene, the flesh on the calf was so frightened that the flesh on the calf was twitching. If he dared to ask for anything, he told the CEO of the silver carp to ask for his wishes.
The Ruyi that comes out of Diaosi's mouth means that everything is going well, and he just said it to be auspicious, and what he thinks in his heart is that everything is going well and he will return home safely.
But the silver carp CEO made a very embarrassed look, and finally called a Lin Chiling + Liu Yifei's good-looking Bai Fumei to come out, saying that this is my daughter, and she is called Ruyi, hey, let's take her away... Excited, I rushed to the Hongqi Supermarket and said to the salesperson, hello, big brother, take me the box on the right side of the chewing gum next to your left hand, the one that uses 20 times at 37.9 wants strawberry flavor...
I won't tell the follow-up story, because some people who are not used to writing these two hundred characters may say that I lied to the word count, and the following story is still very long, and there is indeed a risk of going off topic and cheating the word count, so Fang Sheyan As soon as the word Milky Way came out of his mouth, the Zerg King alien was so excited, he immediately yelled:
"Milky Way!! Mine!"
Fang Sheyan frowned and flicked away a few fat worms ejected from the insect king's mouth, and said lightly:
"If you want to know the whereabouts of this thing, then you have to be respectful and friendly to me. I have fully demonstrated my strength just now, so I should get the treatment that matches this strength."
The alien bug king stared at Sheyan for a while, his deformed head tilted, a cold light shone from the cracked corners of his eyes, yellow-green saliva flowed from the crevices of his crooked teeth, and then let out a roar.
The worms around him scattered tamely, and the alien worm king limped and led the way. Looking at his exaggerated and deformed walking posture, it is really possible that one foot can "click" "It sounded like a snap.
Following the Insect King, Fang Sheyan came to a room where sundries were placed. The place was very humid. The alien Insect King sat down in the overflowing sewage, like a human lying on a pillow. So comfortable on the soft sofa, and then said in a mumbled vague voice:
"My Earth name is Jones, please sit down."
Sheyan had no interest in sitting on the ground where the sewage was flowing, so he grabbed a tattered table, turned it over and said:
"I'm a sailor, Mr. Jones, and I'm short on time, so to cut a long story short, I know the whereabouts of the Milky Way—the key is how much you can pay for that information."
Insect King Jones laughed loudly:
"Do you know what the Milky Way is?"
Fang Senyan answered very simply:
"If I remember correctly, its full name is: cosmic sub-energy miniature reactor, and its energy utilization and development rate is about 177.3 times that of nuclear energy, because this thing is embedded in a transparent cosmic titanium crystal frame. , it looks extremely similar to a Milky Way that has been shrunk countless times, so it is named after it, dear Mr. Jones—I am in a hurry today, so I have to leave in five minutes."
Insect King Jones looked at Sheyan, and suddenly his pupils blinked, but his eyelids remained motionless:
"what do you want?"
Sheyan sneered and said:
"If you want me to take the initiative to make a price, then Mr. Jones, after I make a price, there is no room for maneuver. You only have two choices, yes or no! Of course, there is another choice is to rob, but you You have to weigh whether you can succeed before you do it.”
"You say." Jones said in a hoarse voice. He picked up a sticky moss or something from the ground beside him, and then ate it with relish like eating Haagen-Dazs.
Sheyan said seriously:
"I want the spaceship you took when you came to Earth."
Jones was taken aback, as if hiccupped, immediately shook his head and muttered:
"This won't work, this won't work."
Sheyan stood up, patted his buttocks and said flatly:
"Nice to meet you."
But when Sheyan walked to the door, a hint of cunning flashed through Jones' gray-blue eyes that had begun to rot:
"Okay, it's a deal."
As a matter of fact, for Jones, the means of transportation he came to Earth had unfortunately hit a rock when it landed and was severely damaged. The reason why he is now entrenched in the sewer is to investigate whether there is anything else to go home Mr. Jones felt that it was a good deal to buy such precious information with a worthless vehicle.
But Jones didn't know that Sheyan didn't have much interest in his spaceship, Sheyan did this just to force him to find another spaceship to go home.
Next, Sheyan went to visit Mr. Jones' spaceship—the spaceship that only looked intact on the outside, and then transferred it to the gold mine. Good thing, Mr. Goldmine will always show unusually happy.
Jones then got the information from Sheyan:
This secret treasure of the Akilon Empire in the Milky Way is carried by the Akilon prince Rosper - of course, he should not be alone on the earth - there is a tall and thin guy who is his guard officer, with a natural sense of danger , he is willing to give his life for the prince at any time. In the end, Prince Rosper is very interesting. He opened a watch shop above 54 Fifty-fourth Avenue in Manhattan. There are twelve pots of pink forget-me-nots outside, the prince It is very cute to regard a yellow and white cat as a son.
After seeing all this, Jones is convinced of this, because the Zerg is engaged in a continuous war with the Akiron Empire, so they also know some of Rosper's hobbies, which are very consistent with Sheyan's story - of course, except for the prince outside the address on Earth.
So Mr. Jones immediately poured himself a cup of coffee excitedly. This cup of coffee must not be drunk by ordinary people on earth. Mr. Jones poured at least half a catty of sugar into the cup, and drank it comfortably. Sheyan couldn't wait After leaving this damned dirty place, his layout at this time has been successful, and whether he can achieve his goal next depends on luck.
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Under the cover of a curly wig and colored contact lenses, Sheyan finally reappeared on the streets of New York. He must be vigilant of his surroundings and not let any police approach within 30 meters of him, otherwise, there is a great possibility of being interrogated , and then reveal the stuffing, goofing around.
This is a difficult technical job, but fortunately, the attention of New Yorkers will always be focused on the Super Bowl, Playboy, the NBA Finals and the perverted serial murder crimes, plus the previous crazy combatant killed Many black-clothed agents were killed after being killed—so Sheyan caused the death of a black-clothed agent to be like spitting into the sea, completely ignored by New Yorkers after visual fatigue, otherwise Sheyan would have It will be caught in the ocean of people's war and it will be difficult to move an inch.
Fang Sheyan came to the old place again - the outside of Mr. Jack's bait shop, which has been sealed off by the police, and there are words prohibiting entry. Sheyan squatted down as if tying up shoelaces, and then said to the suitcase carried by the gold mine in front of him:
"Mr. Jack, you have to answer me a question now. Where is the surveillance head installed in your store? Don't fucking fool me with those things that you have transformed to mislead people (because Jack wants to sell Black arms, so he has to transform the official monitoring) What I need is the real thing that can record everything in detail!"
Mr. Jack's weak voice came from inside the box. Obviously, the old man was tortured enough by the gold mine:
"You can find him in the owl decoration on the right side of the counter. The owl's eyes are the surveillance cameras. The password to open it is 31nsa13."
"GOOD." Sheyan snapped his fingers, "If your performance is always this good, I will consider giving you freedom when you leave."
Saying that, Sheyan walked over, pressed his hand on the locked doorknob, twisted it hard, and the door opened. Fang Sheyan got what he wanted from the store without much effort, and he killed himself. Mr. G, a senior detective of the dead man in black, was edited, asking the two captured aliens Jack and Ritz:
"I know that you must have a way to transform this paragraph into what I want - Mr. G wanted to kill me indiscriminately, and I could only resist in self-defense."
Ritz and Jack didn't speak, Sheyan coughed, and Jin Kuang immediately screamed:
"Time is money! My friends, you have rested too long. Let me find you something new to do."
Ritz and Jack suddenly turned pale, and said anxiously:
"I have a way to meet your request, but I have to declare first: even a child can see the traces of forgery in it."
Sheyan smiled and said:
"It's all right, get to work now, immediately."