The Ultimate House Guest

Chapter 1: So barbaric

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"According to eyewitnesses, in the early hours of last night, I was surprised to see a giant python about five feet long entering and exiting Hangzhou West Lake... The police have organized an investigative team to verify the authenticity of the incident... Some experts claimed that about the recent The person who disappeared for a while is very likely to be related to the sudden appearance of the giant python..."

"bored."

Lin Qing closed the notebook and shook her head boredly. I am a little disapproved of this news. After all, this is the West Lake. Needless to say, Hangzhou West Lake is famous. Although it is not well known, it is not much worse.

But it’s strange to say that the West Lake in Hangzhou, which has always been very peaceful, has suddenly disappeared in the last month with a dozen tourists from all directions, and the place where they can find their last trace turned out to be West Lake. Although some people suspected that these people might have fallen into the West Lake, after a vigorous search, they found nothing but some rubbish that sank to the bottom of the lake.

As a result, all kinds of remarks and speculations have surfaced. There are also some people with the name of "experts" one after another. The network of Nong is the same as the vegetable market, and the people say it is colorful.

Lin Qing, a simple, ordinary person to the extreme.

Although it was destined to be ordinary, Lin Qing still felt that he was happy, because as long as Lin Qingjue had a healthy body and no disaster, it was enough.

In 2009, Lin Qing officially entered the line of writers, which is a kind of training for many people. Whether it is mentally or physically, Lin Qing has never regretted it. Because the life Lin Qing yearns for is free, that is, all the time can be controlled by himself.

When he was officially paid, Lin Qing resolutely quit his previous job and started his next favorite destination—Hangzhou. The West Lake in Hangzhou is the place he has always yearned for, and the beginning of his yearning is because of the love that has been passed down from the legend of the White Lady.

It is a childhood memory, but it is also quite deep.

Lin Qing stood up boredly, stretched his waist, moved a little, and suddenly thought of a problem that is most important now and must be solved first, that is—

housing issues!

For this kind of problem, in this era of rampant Internet, finding a house is not very difficult.

On the Internet, there is always a dazzling variety of information, but this is naturally not difficult for Lin Qing, a network veteran. It didn’t take much time to see such a message—there is one room, 20 square meters, one tenant, young people first, and the rent is 800.

The information is concise, it can be seen that this person is a straightforward person with a "sexual" personality, and a detailed address is attached to the bottom of the information.

Looking at it, Lin Qing suddenly laughed, and there was no other reason, it was because this person's words made him feel funny,'calling a tenant', did he think he was playing a game? However, the rent of 800, which made Lin Qing's heart moved, was a good price.

However, what made Lin Qing feel depressed was that he didn't even leave a way to contact him! After thinking about it, I carefully checked the release time of the information. It turned out to be early morning today

Lin Qing's heart was overjoyed. Perhaps, he had forgotten to leave the phone. In this case, no one would argue with me? After all, such a price is really hard to find! Lin Qing hurriedly saved the address in the notebook, and at the same time quickly closed the notebook and stuffed it into the backpack, then rushed from the pavilion to the street.

As he ran, Lin Qing thought, with his somewhat fat body, the running posture must be very ugly.

However, at this juncture, I can't take care of it anymore, now I have to rent out my own house as soon as possible.

The thoughts in my heart flashed by, and the bus directly ignored it and waved to stop a taxi. After talking about where he needed to go, the taxi elder brother agreed. As soon as he sat firmly here, the taxi rushed forward with a roar.

"by!"

Lin Qing had to curse, the speed of this girl is too fast! Seeing the scenery on both sides flying backwards, and even a few times, the taxi passed by other vehicles, and finally couldn’t help saying: “Hey, brother, what? No point?"

The taxi elder brother suddenly laughed, turned his head to look at Lin Qing, and smiled: "Little brother, this is the first time in Hangzhou, right?"

Lin Qing was startled and didn't quite understand why he asked such a question, but he still responded with a smile, "It's been two days, what's wrong?"

The taxi eldest brother smiled, "It's nothing, I just want to say, Hangzhou, we have always been a tourist attraction, crowded with people. If we don’t drive faster, what should we do if we carry so many passengers? If we don’t move every one of them quickly If people arrive at their destinations, isn’t it going to be jammed everywhere? You say, is this the truth?"

It turns out that speeding is also a problem!

Lin Qing tilted his head and thought, it seemed that this was also a reason! He nodded his head subconsciously, and suddenly thought again, that's not right! By doing this, isn't it just not taking the lives of our passengers seriously? Just about to speak, the taxi creaked and stopped.

"Here, look, isn't it here?"

The taxi elder brother did not wait for me to speak, and already reached out the window.

"so fast?"

Lin Qing was speechless for a while, could this be the benefit of speed? When he tilted his head, he was pointing to a three-story building on the side of the road with a small independent courtyard. Moreover, what makes Lin Qing depressed is that all the walls are actually pink!

There are no other colors, only pink colors.

This is not a pervert, is it

Lin Qing's thoughts turned, and he couldn't help but beat the drums. For so many years, all kinds of information on the Internet have been spreading up and down.

The taxi eldest brother said impatiently: "Brother, are you optimistic? Is it here."

Lin Qing quickly came back to his senses, and quickly checked the number 5678 at the entrance of the courtyard, a very smooth number. I paid the fare in a hurry and watched the taxi go away in the dust. I was really a little worried. If it is really what I imagined, and if I live in hastily, wouldn't it be a sheep's mouth

Since ancient times, there has been a saying "there is no power to bind a chicken" to describe scholars.

Although Lin Qing is not a scholar who has no power to bind a chicken, but sitting in front of the computer all the year round does have something to it.

After hesitating, Lin Qing took out a cigarette out of habit of "sex" and lit a cigarette in his mouth. Standing quietly at the door, constantly thinking about a question...

In, or not in

This hesitation continued until Lin Qing lit the third cigarette, but there was still no result. Suddenly, the door underneath the floor opened. A man wrapped in a tight body, wearing a large hat, um, a huge pink sun hat, and a pair of ok Sunglasses that cover most of the face.

Very exaggerated dress, but also a very awkward dress.

Pink"? !

Lin Qing was shocked again in his heart. It seemed that all of this was really similar to what he had imagined. Thinking about it, I already have a retreat in my heart, let's go! We don't need this little money. Let's find an expensive one with a guarantee.

"Hey, what are you doing?!"

Just as Lin Qing was about to turn around and walk away, the other party already shouted.

What made Lin Qing strange was that his voice was unusually sharp and loud, but it was also very nice.

Yes, it's a woman...

Lin Qing's eyes looked at her subconsciously.

"I want to ask you something, did you come to rent a house?"

The pink girl spoke again. This time, Lin Qing was finally sure that she must be a woman. Otherwise, how could there be such a nice sound

"Huh? Well, it seems... Yes."

Lin Qing stammered a bit, because her "sex" personality has always been introverted, so she didn't know how to refuse for a while.

"Oh,"

The pink girl faintly responded, and under the sunglasses covering half of her face, people couldn't see her expression at all. They looked at Lin Qing up and down, and said calmly: "Then come in and stand still. What's that?"

At this moment, Lin Qing really wanted to refuse, but he didn't know why, even though it was through a thick layer of sunglasses, he still felt a huge pressure. Almost subconsciously nodded, "Well, um, good, good."

Lin Qing hesitated for a while, followed the Pink Girl in, and said as she walked: "Hello, my name is Lin Qing, I haven't consulted yet..."

"My name is Sun Aoyun."

The pink girl was neat and tidy. At that moment, Lin Qing felt that the other party turned out to be a man, a man who did everything neatly.

Like the appearance of the small building, the decoration inside the building is also the same, pink!

Pink "color" walls, pink "color" floors, pink "color" decorations...

Everything is pink!

Pink has a kind of dream, sweetness and warmth. This is its meaning and symbol. Generally, girls who like this kind of "color" should be the kind of girl who is full of fantasies and little birds, right? It's just that the person in front of him couldn't give Lin Qing this feeling at all.

Lin Qing's heart suddenly burst for no reason, this girl is not a schizophrenic, right? Is it really the same as what I thought just now, maybe people who often write novels will always have such and such unconstrained thoughts in their minds, and then think about the recent inexplicable disappearance of people in the West Lake, even if you don’t care, you can think like this. There is a kind of "hairy" feeling of horror.

Thinking of this in the bottom of my heart, Lin Qing couldn't help taking a small step back, doing the most appropriate defense and a posture that can escape at any time.

"This is your room."

Sun Aoyun pointed to a room beside the stairs on the second floor. The door had already been opened, and all the decorations inside could be seen at a glance. The room was very clean. It is spacious and bright, and the lighting position is also very good.

What she said was very certain, as if Lin Qing would definitely live.

Eight hundred, worth it!

Lin Qing looked at it quickly, and at the same time gave a secret compliment from the bottom of his heart, but no matter how good the house is, he dare not live in it.

Sun Aoyun said again: "How do you feel?"

With such a good house and such a price, no one can make mistakes. Lin Qing had no choice but to honestly say: "It's really good, but..."

"By the way, tell me what you do?"

Sun Aoyun interrupted Lin Qing's next words directly, and asked quickly.

Lin Qing replied almost conditionally against "shooting": "I am an internet writer. I usually write something to pass the time and earn some living expenses by the way."

"Oh, how old are you? How much weight?"

Sun Aoyun turned and looked at Lin Qing.

What's the problem? Take it!

Lin Qing sighed from the bottom of her heart, "Age 23, weight, that weight is almost 75 kilograms."

"Oh, still fat."

Sun Aoyun nodded.

Lin Qing felt dissatisfied and said in secret, "I admit that I'm a little fatter, but I don't want to be fat."

Can't live, must go!

Lin Qing warned herself again and again, and said with a smile: "Miss Sun, I..."

"Well, the rent is eight hundred a month, including utilities, which is paid for half a year at a time, which is four thousand and eight."

Sun Aoyun nodded in satisfaction.

"No, Miss Sun, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first..."

Lin Qing smiled, moving her feet and was ready to leave.

"Oh? So, don't you want to rent anymore?"

Sun Aoyun's tone suddenly became a little cold, and the two white jade hands kept squeezing their fingers at each other and rattled.

Feeling the drop in air temperature, Lin Qing stepped back and smiled forcefully: "This, hehe, it's not that I don't want to rent. I want to consider it for a few days, yes, consider it for a few days first."

Humph!

Sun Aoyun rushed over, grabbed Lin Qing's collar, raised his jade arm, and lifted Lin Qing directly. Through the huge sunglasses, he could still think of the fierce light flashing in her eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Boy, I think you are impatient to live, so you dare to play with me?"

At this moment, Lin Qing still clearly felt an inexplicable pressure from the soul quietly radiating from the opponent's body.

This feeling seems to be the coercion that only those masters who are constantly fantasizing about in their own novels can exude pressure

What a strange feeling!

Too tough!

This was the only feeling in Lin Qing's heart, the seductive scent that kept coming from the other party made Lin Qing feel a little hot on her face. The distance between the two is so close that she can almost count her beautiful and beautiful teeth.

However, the suffocation that came through the collar was very uncomfortable.

Her strong jade arms made Lin Qing clearly realize that torturing him would never take her a bit of effort.

However, the main question now is whether to rent or not.

Rent, it is possible to face great danger.

If you don't rent, you will face great danger in the next second.

Oh my God, don’t you bring people like this? !

Countless thoughts flashed through Lin Qing's heart when his face just turned red from suffocation.

"Rent, let me rent!"

In order to be able to stand and walk out, Lin Qing nodded quickly, and reluctantly popped out these three words.

The ancients have said that a big man can bend and stretch, endure a moment of humiliation, and become a major event in the future.

What's the matter with this little thing

Lin Qing comforted herself like this from the bottom of her heart.

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