The first game, Fang Yan vs. Nong Bo.
Nong Bo rolled the dice first and got five, which was a pretty big number.
Nong Bo glanced at Fang Yan proudly and said, "It's your turn."
Fang Yan took the dice cup and said, "Looks like I'm going to lose."
boom----
After shaking the dice a few times casually, he gently placed the dice cup on the table.
"Six. Six. Six." Jiang Qin lay beside Fang Yan to cheer him up. The girl's body was soft and her hair had a sweet fragrance - it really challenged the man's soft spot.
"You were the one who shouted, please help me open it." Fang Yan said with a smile.
"Okay." Jiang Qin suddenly opened the dice cup and immediately shouted in surprise. "It's really six, it's really six. How can it really be six?"
"It's mainly because you shout well." Fang Yan said with a smile.
"Come again." Nong Bo was unconvinced.
In the second round, Nong Bo shook out a four. The number is not high, but not low either.
"You can beat him if you shake out a five." Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan.
"You're really good at math." Fang Yan praised.
"Of course." Jiang Qin looked smug, not caring at all about the other implications of Fang Yan's words.
He shook the dice cup a few times and said, "Since you want five points, you can reveal it."
"Okay, okay." Jiang Qin opened the dice cup. Then, she shouted in surprise again: "Five points, it's really five points. Haha, I'm so awesome, you all call me the gambling king."
Nong Bo drank again.
"The third round." Nong Bo's eyes were already filled with anger. He was embarrassed after losing two rounds in a row. He took the dice and shook them vigorously for a while, then slammed the dice cup on the table and shouted, "Six."
When I opened the dice cup, it turned out to be six.
"Good job, Brother Nong."
"Brother Nong, we're sure to win this time."
"That's right, unless he rolls a six, too."
The boys finally saw hope of winning and cheered for Nongbo.
Fang Yan smiled, took the dice, shook it a few times, and said to Jiang Qin, "You should open it."
"Not good?" Jiang Qin said hesitantly. "What if I lose?"
"If you lose, just drink." Fang Yan said. "It's just a glass of beer. We won two games in a row, so it's fair that we should lose once."
“So I really opened it?”
"open."
"Six." Jiang Qin shouted in a delicate voice, suddenly opened the dice cup, and then stood there in a daze.
Six o'clock, the six red dots are so dazzling.
"I asked you to lose a hand, but why did you choose to get a six?" Fang Yan said in a reproachful manner.
Jiang Qin's eyes were full of smiles, and he said, "I didn't want to do that either. But my luck is so good, maybe it's because I'm the goddess of luck, haha----"
"It's a draw." Nong Bo said disappointedly. "Let's gamble again."
He took the dice and held it in his palm, prayed, and then put the dice into the dice cup.
Crash--
A long shake, then a sudden unveiling: a little.
Nong Bo's eyes were dull and the skin on his face kept twitching.
Oh God, please don't play with me, okay
Fang Yan glanced at Jiang Qin and said, "Little sister, I think you have a lot of talent. Why don't you learn gambling cards from me?"
Jiang Qin rolled her eyes at him, took the dice cup with her tender little hands and shook it gently. After opening the dice cup, there were two dots, just a little bigger than Nong Bo's.
Fang Yan looked at Jiang Qin earnestly and said, "You can win if you want to. But you have to win by only a little bit. This is very insulting, don't you know? You have to be authentic. Didn't your teachers at school teach you that? This is too much. I can't stand it."
"------" Nong Bo had the urge to vomit three liters of blood.
Two more boys came forward to challenge Fang Yan, but in the end, neither of them could win. Fang Yan didn't drink a single glass of wine, but he made those boys drunk.
"Uncle, are you cheating?" A boy stared at Fang Yan with dissatisfaction and said.
"That's right, how can you win all the time?"
"It must be cheating."
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Fang Yan smiled and said, "I will admit defeat. If you think I cheated and find evidence of my cheating, I will drink all the remaining wine in this room."
"------"
"No more rolling the dice." Nong Bo said. "We don't play this very often, and we're not as experienced as you. Let's arm wrestle. We want to arm wrestle with you."
"Not so good?" Fang Yan said.
"What? Are you scared?" Nong Bo said sarcastically. "You are older than us, and you have eaten more than us, which gives you a big advantage."
"That's what I mean. My advantage is so obvious - it's not good to bully you, right?" Fang Yan turned to look at Jiang Qin and asked, "Then let me try with them?"
"Beat them." Jiang Qin said, waving his little fist.
"I'll try my best." Fang Yan said. "What's the point of talking about winning or not? We are all classmates."
"------"
I don't know what happened, but when they heard Fang Yan say "I'll do my best", many people at the scene felt their hearts suddenly skip a beat and felt a chill all over their bodies.
Nong Bo carefully looked at Fang Yan's height, weight and measurements, and thought that it was impossible for every boy on his side to be Fang Yan's opponent. If everyone competed with him separately, it would be his own people who would suffer.
"We each send one person to fight, and the loser will drink." Nong Bo proposed a condition that was beneficial to his side.
Fang Yan smiled and said, "Isn't this bad? You have six or seven players, and I'm the only one here - I can only send myself on the field."
"What do you want?"
Fang Yan thought for a moment and said, "Let's do this. If I win, everyone on your side has to drink three glasses of wine. If I lose, I'll drink six glasses alone."
Nong Bo hesitated for a moment, then nodded and agreed, saying, "No problem."
He turned around and shouted, "Fatty."
"Hey." A boy responded in a buzzing voice.
Xiaopang is not small, on the contrary, he is very big.
Looking at the guy who looked like a small mountain sitting in front of Fang Yan, Jiang Qin had a bad feeling.
"Nongbo, you are cheating." Jiang Qin said angrily. "Xiaopang is not in our class."
"If you're not from our class, you can't participate in the competition?" Nong Bo said with a smile. "Xiao Pang is on our team."
"Don't compete with them." Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan. "Xiao Pang is a famous strongman in our school. He is the champion of javelin and discus in every school sports meeting."
"Is that so?" Fang Yan looked at Nong Bo resentfully and said, "You didn't mean to make me drink? Isn't this too disloyal? I thought we were friends."
"Who said that?" Nong Bo laughed. The other boys also had a lewd expression on their faces, saying "I'll cheat you without negotiation."
"I said it. A man would rather die standing than live on his knees." Fang Yan said loudly. "I'll compete with him."
"I'll be the referee." Yuan Lin said enthusiastically. "When I say start, you two start."
"I have no objection." Fang Yan said.
"I have no objection either." Xiaopang admired Yuan Lin very much. When he saw that she was willing to join in, his fat face flushed with excitement.
If I could defeat this annoying guy in front of the goddess of my dreams, then-----in the eyes of the goddess, my fat would no longer be fat, but strength, right
In fact, Xiaopang really thought too much. In the eyes of the goddess, fat is always fat.
"Ready." Yuan Lin called out in a tender voice.
Fang Yan and Xiao Pang held hands together, with their elbows resting on the table.
"Start." Yuan Lin shouted loudly, swinging her arms as tender as lotus roots vigorously.
Fang Yan didn't move, and Xiaopang didn't move either.
"I said start --" Yuan Lin reminded. What's wrong with these two people? They don't cooperate at all. They said start, but no one put in any effort.
"It has already started." Fang Yan said.
"Ah?" No one understood what was going on
The two of them didn't move, how could this be called a beginning
Soon, they found the clues.
Xiaopang's chubby face turned red, Xiaopang's red face was sweating, Xiaopang's sweaty face was covered with sweat. He gritted his teeth, his expression was ferocious, he used all his strength -
Even an idiot could see that Xiaopang had tried his best, even using the strength he used to drink milk.
However, that guy just sat there calmly, his face not blushing and his heart not beating, as if nothing had happened.
Everyone looked at Fang Yan in shock. Who on earth was this guy? How could he be so powerful
puff----
Xiaopang exerted too much force, and his fat belly held his breath for too long, so the wine he had just drunk sprayed out, splashing on the backs of his own and Fang Yan's hands and wrists.
"This kid----" Fang Yan laughed. "He even dared to use a hidden weapon."
Phew----
The whole audience laughed.
The fat boy's face turned even redder, and he was too embarrassed to continue. He kept saying, "I lost, I lost, I am no match for you----"
Fang Yan let go and said, "Thank you for letting me in. I almost let you plot against me."
"------" Xiaopang's face turned purple from holding it in, and he rushed into the bathroom without looking back.
Jiang Qin was laughing so hard that he was panting. He took out a tissue from his bag to help Fang Yan wipe the back of his hand and said, "You are so mean ----- How can you be so mean----"
"Uncle, you are so cute. I love you so much."
"That's right, it's so cute. I really want to pinch your face."
"What a thick skin, rarely seen in my life----"
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Yuan Lin looked at Fang Yan with her big, beautiful eyes sparkling, and said, "I also want to find an uncle like this----"
Jiang Qin quickly hugged Fang Yan's arm and said, "Don't fight with me."
"------"
The bloody plot of two girls fighting for a boy was played out before their eyes, and the boys were heartbroken.
In their hearts, uncle has become the most annoying title and group.
Fang Yan stood up and said to everyone: "I'm really not Jiang Qin's boyfriend, please stop bullying me-----"
The boys felt like they were stabbed in the chest again.
Damn it, you have to touch your breasts while talking and act according to your conscience. Who is bullying who here
I can't get you drunk by drinking, I can't beat you at dice, I can't beat you at arm wrestling-----You are so old, will you die if we let you do it all at once
Uncle, you are a monster!
(PS: It’s not well written, so I made you laugh!) (To be continued)