Everything on TV is a lie!
This is Fang Yan’s profound experience.
When I watched TV before, when the male protagonist transformed into a Super Saiyan, he would clench his fists and shout, and then shake his body so hard that his coat and pants would fly off, leaving only a pair of sexy and charming boxer briefs.
In fact, it is not the case at all. Think about it, when you use force to shake off your pants, does your underwear tear first? If the underwear does not tear, how can the body's qi explode the clothes outside the underwear
I've only heard of hitting a cow through a mountain, but I've never heard of hitting a trousers through its underwear, right
So, you can shake off the jacket alone, but it is unrealistic to shake off the pants alone and keep the underwear.
This was also the first time Fang Yan had done something like this and he did not have much experience, so the price he paid was heavy.
Originally, the audience on the Guanyin Terrace could not see the battle situation on the top of the mountain. Even with a telescope, they could only occasionally see one or two figures. When Fang Yan and Qianye Bingbu were fighting, they would not deliberately run to the side of the cliff to let them see more. How could those who didn't buy tickets enjoy such VIP benefits
However, Fang Yan and Qianye Bingbu fighting naked on the edge of the mountain was a feast for the eyes of those guys who were anxiously watching with binoculars.
A fat man with a cigarette in his mouth widened his eyes and said through binoculars: "Damn, the fight was so fucking intense that even the clothes fell off-----"
The experienced rotten girl next to him snatched the binoculars from the fat boyfriend, raised them up and looked at the valley, her whole body shaking with excitement: "The clothes were really taken off, the one behind him took off his pants, I could see his butt-----He has a good figure, do you think they are having an affair? The transatlantic love between the Oriental Sword God and the Tai Chi Grandmaster, I feel so excited just thinking about it----"
There were even more direct women waving their fists and shouting: "Together together together-----"
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Many years later, when Fang Yingxiong told his son about the battle between Tai Chi King Fang Yan and Oriental Sword God Qianye Bingbu, he would still describe it in a heavy and hoarse voice: That fight was so fierce that your master's clothes were all taken off-----
But, when you said this, could you please not have such a lewd expression or such a lewd smile? You will give children bad associations, okay
Otherwise, why would your fat son anxiously ask such a difficult question after you told him the story, whether the master and the Japanese sword god finally lived happily together? Your son has become like this, and you, as a father, should take full responsibility, okay
Of course, Fang Yan didn't have time to think about how much trouble showing his butt would bring to his life.
He was trying hard, struggling, fiercely, and relentlessly to attack the Chiba Military Department.
Snapped!
Chiba Bingbu's body rose rapidly, and with the help of a protruding rock, he jumped high to the top of the mountain.
Fang Yan also jumped up into the air with a super cool posture on his toes. When he saw Ye Wenrou, Fenghuang, Qianye Xun and countless people in the darkness staring at his lower body, he couldn't help but lower his head----
Damn, this is so embarrassing!
There was a reaction!
Fang Yan used dozens of thousand-jin weights on himself in succession, which together weighed tens of thousands of jin, and then he pressed his body down with lightning speed.
So, in the eyes of the people on the top of the mountain, the picture was like this: the naked Fang Yan jumped up from the valley like a monkey, and the naked Fang Yan jumped down from the valley like a monkey-----
Fang Yingxiong looked up at the starry sky, sighed softly and said, "Young Master-Uncle is not interested in women, is the Fang family going to be extinct?"
Fang Haohan nervously covered his buttocks and said, "Master Junior has peeked at me bathing----"
"My junior master took me to Shihezi Reservoir to touch crayfish and tricked me into taking off all my clothes. I was still young at that time and had no awareness of prevention."
Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan looked at each other, and they saw despair and sadness in each other's eyes. It turned out that their virginity had been tainted long ago, and they could no longer be innocent and handsome men.
When Fang Yan jumped up again, he had a skirt around his waist. It was the pants he had shaken down to swing the leaf sword, and he had a sudden inspiration to modify it into this shape.
Of course, because he used too much force when taking off his pants, his clothes were torn into pieces, so his skirt looked like a fringed rag skirt, full of passionate and exotic style.
When Fang Yan punched Qianye Bingbu, his skirt would be lifted up high, revealing his sexy and plump little buttocks.
When Fang Yan rushed towards Qianye Bingbu quickly, his skirt would be blown up by the wind, revealing his sexy straight black hairy thighs.
When Fang Yan kicked Qianye Bingbu, his skirt was lifted up by the whistling night wind, revealing----damn, there was actually a reaction.
Every attack means another exposure. The scene is so beautiful that many people dare not look at it for too long.
Of course, Fang Yan’s sacrifice was also effective.
boom----
He knocked Chiba Hyobu away with one punch.
Snapped!
He slapped Qianye Bingbu so hard that he vomited blood.
Dong-----
He was kicked in the crotch by Chiba Hyobu.
Fang Yan gasped in pain. This old guy had planned for so long just for this attack, right
When Qianye Bingbu was knocked to the ground by Fang Yan again and his body hit heavily on a big rock, he completely lost his interest and motivation to fight.
He leaned against the stone, looked at Fang Yan standing in front of him and said, "You won this battle."
"I know." Fang Yan nodded. "Can you stand up and let's fight for a while? Ten minutes? Five minutes is fine. How about three minutes? Believe me, I'm very fast. Come, I'll help you up------"
Qianye Bingbu looked at Fang Yan with a puzzled look and said, "You have already won. I admit defeat in public, and your name will spread throughout China and the East, and even the entire Asian martial arts world. Why do you want to continue fighting?"
Fang Yan was so angry that he said, "I don't want to fight, but how can I not fight? How can I have the nerve to slap you to death if you lie here without moving? Get up and we'll fight again. You pretend to punch me, and then I'll smash your head with one punch-----"
Qianye Bingbu smiled silently and said, "You want to kill me?"
"That's just nonsense." Fang Yan cursed. "You think I'm young, promising and well-educated, and you want to kill me to get rid of a terrifying and dangerous opponent for you Japanese people? You've lived for so many years, you've eaten everything you should eat, drank everything you should drink, and played everything you should play. Not counting the illegitimate children, you already have two children - can you let me slap you to death?"
"You're better than me in this regard." Chiba Hyobu said. "I wanted to kill you, and I showed my murderous intent from the beginning. You wanted to kill me, but only now did you show a little murderous intent."
"Bullshit, murderous intent leaking out. I was just trying to save my life at the beginning, okay? I only thought about defeating you after I saved my life, okay? I only thought about killing you after I defeated you, okay? You wanted to kill me from the beginning, but I went through a complicated mental journey and emotional changes - you won't understand even if I tell you, anyway, you have to stand up right now and let me beat you to death."
Chiba Bingbu laughed wildly, until he was hoarse and couldn't breathe.
He covered his chest and coughed violently, and bright red blood flowed out from the corner of his mouth. His internal organs had been injured by Fang Yan and his body was severely damaged.
He had already lost his fighting spirit when Fang Yan knocked him down the canyon just now. The reason why he continued to fight with Fang Yan for a long time was because he was unwilling to accept it. He was unwilling to be defeated by a young man from China.
In other words, his journey to conquer China ended here.
He had just taken a step when his foot was chopped off. This experience made people feel extremely sad and heartbroken.
"I understand. I understand." Qianye Bingbu laughed until tears came out. He looked at Fang Yan and said, "You are such an interesting person. Only people like you can comprehend the true martial arts. Martial arts are the way of humanity. As long as people live with spirit, martial arts can reach the pinnacle."
"It is only now that I understand, and I know where my biggest flaw is. I only care about swordsmanship and don't care about worldly affairs, but this is equivalent to closing the door between myself and the world. Only by entering the world can you understand this world. Only by understanding this world can you feel the seven emotions and six desires of the sword - my emotions are neither lacking in cruelty nor lightness, but they lack a touch of humanity. It's not unfair that I lost, it's not unfair that I lost."
The old guy lay there and kept talking for a long time, and Fang Yan didn't want to listen anymore.
He stood in front of Qianye Bingbu with his hands on his waist and bare upper body and thighs, and said impatiently: "Are you going to get up or not? Don't think I can't kill you if you do this. I am a cruel and ruthless guy who has done all kinds of evil. If you don't believe me, go out and ask around. Mentioning my name can stop children from crying at night."
whoosh!
Qianye Bingbu flicked his finger and a small stone flew towards Fang Yan's crotch.
Snapped!
There was a sound of cloth breaking, and the small cloth skirt around Fang Huohuo's waist fell off her body and was blown away by the wind.
Fang Yan stood there for several seconds, then burst into laughter.
"You were the first to do it this time-----"
Fang Yan rushed forward with his bare bottom, punching and kicking Qianye Bingbu lying on the ground, using the Cloud-piercing Palm and Cloud-breaking Fist, the Monkey Picking Peaches, the Black Tiger Digging out the Heart, the Fierce Beast Flipping 360 Degrees, the Tokyo Tower-----
(PS: That’s not what I originally designed. What I wanted to write about is Qianye Bingbu’s tyranny and loyalty, his sword-obsessed yet brutal and selfish personality. What I wanted to write about is Fang Huohuo’s perseverance, how he was knocked down again and again, and how he got up again and again, and how he finally fought back in a tear-jerking way—what the hell did I write? You might as well just beat me up, so I’ll feel better.) (To be continued)