Fang Yan often felt lonely. For example, when he didn't know what to eat for dinner, when he forgot to bring toilet paper, or when he wanted to stew the vampire in the soup pot but no one agreed.
He felt that no one understood him.
"Fang Yan, don't put that dirty stuff into the pot, throw it away quickly------" Xia Tian looked at the fiery red earthworm-like object that was still wriggling between the chopsticks in Fang Yan's hand, and said while trying to suppress his nausea.
She felt her stomach twitch at the sight of it. How could she throw it into the soup pot? Who would dare to eat something like that
"Teacher Fang, please crush it to death. It's so disgusting. I have goose bumps all over my body. What is that? An earthworm? Or a snake?" Jiang Qin couldn't stand this ugly mollusk. She was most afraid of soft things like earthworms or snakes.
"Teacher Fang, hold up the chopsticks. Yes, that's it. I'll take a picture and send it to my friends circle-----Okay, I'm done, you can kill it and throw it away. Throw it off the cliff, it's painful to watch." Miss Yuan Lin's mentality is pretty good, but her suggestion is still to throw this thing away.
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Others also wanted to suggest that Fang Yan throw away this thing, but because their relationship with Fang Yan was not as close as Xia Tian, Jiang Qin, and Yuan Lin, and because of Fang Yan's powerful military threat, they did not dare to say it out loud.
Song Ge opened his mouth, but finally decided to just watch for the time being. It was just a pot of soup, if it was ruined, it would be ruined, but it would be bad to offend Fang Yan.
Throw away
These spendthrift women, they don't know how precious this thing is. Ginseng, deer antlers, bear paws and the like are nothing compared to it.
This kind of snake is called a vampire snake, and it is raised with poisonous blood. Every time it sheds its skin, a cycle occurs. There are already two white lines on its body, and another one is already faintly appearing, which proves that it will soon have three cycles.
After a hundred rotations, the snake can transform into a dragon. After thousands of years of suffering, the dragon ascends to become a dragon and controls the rain area.
Of course, this is a myth, but most myths have their origins.
This blood-eating vampire that is about to turn three is rare. After it turns three, who knows what kind of existence it will become
Moreover, a venomous snake that is fed with poisonous blood is full of poison all over its body. If it is handled properly and the poison is removed, its flesh is incredibly delicious. Fang Yan has eaten pufferfish before, but the taste of that thing is simply incomparable to this blood-eating vampire. Of course, Fang Yan has not eaten a blood-eating vampire yet.
Because vampires are venomous snakes that are raised by humans and are regarded as precious lives, who would be willing to take out one to make snake soup
Fang Yan sighed softly and said, "Since everyone is unwilling to share, I will enjoy it alone. You are not allowed to accuse me of eating alone."
Fang Yan turned to the restaurant owner who had rushed over after hearing the news and said, "Prepare a glass bottle for me. The kind you use to soak wine."
"Okay. We brew our own plum wine at home. Sometimes, when customers like it, they ask us for a few bottles to take home to honor their elders. So our shop has specially prepared a lot of one-pound glass bottles. I'll prepare them for you right away." said the young boss.
"Master Fang, do you want to use it to make wine?" Song Ge asked curiously.
"Yes." Fang Yan said. "I tell you, this snake wine is a good thing. It can cure mosquito bites and various snake venoms, and even tumors. Of course, you have already rejected my kindness, so this thing is mine alone."
"Is it so magical?" Song Ge asked uncertainly.
"It can also strengthen the kidneys and enhance sexual function." Fang Yan said in a low voice.
Song Ge's face showed regret, and he said, "Then when Master Fang's medicinal wine is ready, I'll go and ask for a glass of it?"
"No problem." Fang Yan said with a smile. "If there are still some when you come."
Seeing Song Ge staring at the vampire between the chopsticks with burning eyes, Fang Yan held up the vampire and handed it over, saying, "I'm giving it to you?"
Song Ge stepped back in fear, he was still afraid of this strange thing.
The restaurant owner quickly brought over a glass bottle with a rubber stopper.
Fang Yan asked the restaurant owner to remove the cork from the bottle, and then used chopsticks to push the vampire in. This thing had no eyes, but its reaction was extremely sensitive. As soon as Fang Yan let go of the chopsticks, it turned around and tried to escape.
Unfortunately, it was not as fast as Fang Yan. Fang Yan had already put a cork in the bottle, blocking it inside.
"Give me a pound of white wine. The strongest wine you have here." Fang Yan said.
"Then it's Central Plains White? Sixty-five degrees." said the restaurant owner.
"Okay. This is it." Fang Yan said.
So Fang Yan poured another bottle of 65-degree Zhongyuan Baijiu into the glass bottle.
As soon as the liquor was poured in, the vampire struggled desperately in the bottle. Obviously, it liked blood, not this irritating alcohol.
Fang Yan closed the bottle cap and let it roll around inside.
Bang, bang, bang----
It was so powerful that the glass bottles made loud bangs when it hit them.
Moreover, Fang Yan deliberately placed the wine bottle on the table to observe it. As a result, the wine bottle kept shaking and vibrating on the wooden table, as if it could fall or fly out at any time.
Chirp---
The sound coming out of its mouth became louder and louder, then became quieter and quieter. After more than ten minutes, it finally stopped moving.
"Dead?" Yuan Lin asked curiously. This little girl was very interested in new things, and she was the only one who ran behind Fang Yan to watch. Because she was lazy, she simply rested her chin on Fang Yan's shoulder.
"It's playing dead." Fang Yan said. "If you don't soak it for seven days and seven nights, it might escape if you open the bottle cap. Of course, it will escape after biting someone to death. This kind of snake has a strong desire for revenge."
Everyone was horrified when they heard this.
Xia Tian said, "Is this true? This snake -- it knows how to cheat?"
"What animal doesn't know how to cheat?" Fang Yan said with a smile. "Humans have their own ways to save their lives, and animals also have their own unique ways to save their lives. Besides, snakes are inherently insidious creatures, so it's not surprising that they know this kind of strange trick----"
Seeing such a monster swaying before their eyes, everyone completely lost their appetite.
Fang Yan looked at everyone and said with a smile, "Are you all full? If you are, let's go back. I can also put this thing under the sun to dry it."
On the way back to the hotel, everyone kept a distance from Fang Yan.
Who wouldn't be scared when seeing him holding a bottle of wine like that as if he were holding his own son with a doting look on his face
After escorting everyone back to the hotel safely, Fang Yan returned to his room.
Holding the glass bottle in his hand and looking at the vampire pretending to be dead inside the bottle, Fang Yan's face turned grim.
conspiracy!
This is a murder trap!
The snake that jumped towards Xia Tian was not an accident, right? The snake was controlled by someone and frightened Xia Tian who was defenseless on the top of the mountain. Xia Tian accidentally fell off the cliff, and the only person who could save Xia Tian was himself.
If the person behind the scenes had continued to attack while he was jumping off the cliff to save Xia Tian, he and Xia Tian would probably be in mortal danger. Why didn't he attack immediately? And the blood-eating vampire in his hand didn't attack until he was eating.
If it had appeared when it fell off the cliff in the summer, the situation might have been very different, right
Fang Yan didn't know that when the Snake King was about to use his venomous snake to deal a fatal blow to Fang Yan, he was attacked by Tianjizi. Without the snake chariot driven by Moyin, the blood-eating vampire's ability was greatly reduced, and he lost the best attack opportunity by following all the way.
Who on earth dug such a big hole and wanted to bury himself in it
Fang Yan always thinks that he is a good person, but why do good people always suffer so many disasters
I'm just a bit of a gossip, I'm not a wicked person, why does everyone want to pick on me
Fang Yan placed the glass bottle on the windowsill, where the midday light shone.
As expected, the vampire in the bottle was most afraid of sunlight. His body rolled and twitched inside the bottle again.
Fang Yan ignored him, closed the door and left the room.
A big hole. Blood. Footprints.
Fang Yan used a stick to pick up the viscosity of the blood and calculated the time. It happened to be when Xia Tian fell off the cliff. The big pit also turned out new soil. Judging from Fang Yan's eyes, it was blasted out by someone's energy, because the soil was too broken and turned into powder. Only energy can grind the soil into powder without distinction.
Fang Yan's expression was solemn. What kind of person could have such internal energy cultivation
Moreover, the opponent bombed down from a high altitude, so the pit felt squeezed. Fang Yan imagined the battle scene in his mind and found that there were some moves that even he couldn't do or do better than the one who did it.
Thinking of this, Fang Yan felt somewhat relieved.
Xixia Mountain was neither small nor big, and there were only two people who could perform this skill. One was himself, and the other one was obvious to everyone.
Tianjizi helped him to ward off disaster.
But, if it was Tianjizi who took action, why did he let the poisonous creature escape
"If you want to take in an apprentice, you have to be serious about your work. Who would want to work with you if you are so half-hearted?" Fang Yan thought to himself.
He walked to the high valley and bowed slightly towards the east.
He knew that he could see his gratitude.
"We are even now." Fang Yan thought happily.
"Asshole." At a stream at the foot of a mountain, a middle-aged Taoist gnashed his teeth when he saw Fang Yan, who looked like a black dot. "Bow as a way of repaying a favor? How can it be so easy? Wait, we have a deep bond, don't think about escaping my grasp."
(PS: Thank you for the 10,000-yuan reward from my brother Cancancanchanchan, and I wish you and your family a happy holiday! May we live long and share the beauty of the moon together even though we are thousands of miles apart! To Lao Liu's Guards!) (To be continued)