Fang Yan was not wearing a green shirt. His only green shirt was torn into pieces during the battle with Baili Lu.
He did bring several bottles of strong liquor, which were gifts prepared by Lu Chaoge for the old drunkard. Of course, those things and some other gifts were packed into the box, and Fang Yan had no way to bring it on the plane.
All he brought on the plane were his cell phone, wallet, ID and two clowns.
"I think that stewardess is so pretty, with an oval face and fair skin----" Fang Haohan said with his eyes wide open.
"I like that oval face. When she smiles, there are two dimples. I want to jump into the dimples and get drunk to death----" Fang Yingxiong said with an intoxicated look on his face.
"You're so fat, you probably can't jump in there, right?" Fang Haohan reminded kindly.
"Fang Haohan, can you speak? Why am I fat? I'm strong -- do you know what strong means?" Fang Yingxiong was furious. He hated being called fat and accused of not being as handsome as his junior uncle Fang Yan.
"Even if he jumped in-----" Fang Haohan continued. "It's not that he died of drunkenness, it's that he was smashed to death-----"
"My dear Mr. Fang, our friendship ends here today."
"You stole Junior Master's Twelve Jade Chamber Skills----"
Fang Yingxiong was shocked and said palely: "Starting tomorrow, you are my big brother."
Fang Yan withdrew his eyes from the "Airline Travel" magazine in his hand, looked up at the sneaky Fang Yingxiong and said, "It's just a casual book. I stuffed it into my arms when I left home. I just can't understand why you two old virgins are studying that kind of science?"
Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan looked at each other, lowered their heads and said nothing.
"What? Are you too embarrassed to say it?"
"Fang Yingxiong said-----" Fang Haohan was about to push Fang Yingxiong out to take the blame again.
Fang Yingxiong learned his lesson this time. He was better off being honest than being betrayed by Fang Haohan. He quickly interrupted and said, "I think we must be better than Junior Master Uncle in one way or another. Junior Master Uncle is too good. We feel a lot of pressure around you."
"Then what?"
"We can be fat and ugly, but we can't be without self-esteem. We want to beat you once, we want to be ahead of you in one thing -"
"And then what?"
"We want to end your virginity before you do."
"Childlike innocence?" Fang Yan looked at Fang Yingxiong's chubby face with a shocked expression and said, "You didn't have this when you were born, right?"
"Junior master, I'm talking about virginity - the chastity of chastity. Virgin." Fang Yingxiong said with a red face.
"Virgin?" Fang Yan thought for a moment, then slapped Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan on the head, sneering and saying, "I'm afraid your wish will be dashed. I've already walked ahead of you."
"You didn't." Fang Yingxiong said gritting his teeth.
"You said no, then it's gone? There are many women who like me, you know----"
"This has nothing to do with you being a virgin." This time, Fang Haohan stood firmly on Fang Yingxiong's side.
Fang Yan was a little exasperated and said, "If I say it's not true, then it's not true. Do I need to prove it to you?"
"Junior Master, we have learned the art of bone reading----" Fang Yingxiong said cautiously.
"Master taught us this. We can tell at a glance who has kung fu and who has not, and we can also tell who is a virgin or not-----"
"Why did the old drunkard teach you these things? Have you never made any progress in your Kung Fu? It turns out you have always been studying these evil ways - go back and do the Plum Blossom Step 100 times each."
"---- Junior Master, you win." Fang Yingxiong said with a sad face. "We admit defeat."
"Yes, we admit defeat." Fang Haohan agreed. "Just don't let us do the plum blossom step, okay?"
"What do you mean? You have to admit defeat because you succumbed to violence?"
"We have no such intention. Not at all."
"I don't care." Fang Yan said unhappily.
Fang Yingxiong smiled and said flatteringly: "I thought you wouldn't come back last night."
"What do you mean?" Fang Yan asked.
"We heard you talking to Miss Lu on the phone and asked her to have dinner with you in the evening - so Fang Haohan and I bet that you would stay at Miss Lu's house -"
Fang Yan was so angry that he was shaking. He shouted in a low voice: "You two idiots, what do you think I am?"
Seeing that Fang Yan was really angry, Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan apologized repeatedly and said that Junior Master had misunderstood them and that they didn't mean that at all. They believed in Junior Master's character and that even if all men in the world did that kind of thing, Junior Master would definitely refuse without hesitation.
"How can I stay here when they didn't invite me?"
"------"
Thinking about what happened last night, Fang Yan felt a little sad.
How can there be such a person? Hugging and hugging, just when someone has just started the plot, you send them to the door and say Happy New Year and see you next year-----
As a determined teacher, Fang Yan hates people who give up halfway the most - what great achievements will they make in the future
Thinking about how he was being looked down upon by these two idiots, Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan, Fang Yan wanted to beat them up.
This year's snow came earlier than in previous years. When the plane landed at Yanjing International Airport, except for the cleaned runway, the ground was covered with white. The entire Yanjing Airport was like a black and white ink painting, with the runway in ink and the snow-covered areas as white.
"I finally saw snow." Someone in the rear cabin exclaimed. It was the first time that the southern tourists saw the white snow and shouted with joy.
Fang Yan showed a knowing smile on his face. After being away from home for half a year, he finally came back.
A snowy winter is a real winter. He likes this world covered in ice and snow.
When the hatch opened, Fang Yan took Fang Yingxiong and the good man away.
"Goodbye." The beautiful stewardess bent down and bowed.
"The one with the oval face is prettier." Fang Yan said to Fang Yingxiong behind him, as if it was the final word. "Her breasts are fuller."
Speaking of the word "full", he thought of something familiar. What was it
Fang Yan was in a good mood and liked everything he saw.
Of course, there are also some that I don’t like.
A group of men in black walked towards him, or rather, walked towards the direction where he was standing.
Fang Yan winked at Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan, and then the three nephews stepped aside to the side of the aisle.
The passage was narrow and there were too many people on the other side, so they collided head-on and naturally could not pass through. One side had to give way.
Fang Yan is willing to be the one who gives way. As public service advertisements often say, when everyone takes a small step back, society takes a big step forward.
Unexpectedly, the group of men in black stopped in front of Fang Yan. Leading them was a young man in a black suit. The man was very handsome, with delicate features. He was the kind of pretty boy who could be the captain or image representative of any idol group.
The pretty boy adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses and asked with a smile, "Fang Yan?"
His smile was so beautiful that it made the ice and snow outside melt. Even the two stewardesses standing at the cabin door to see off the guest were dazzled by his smile and forgot to say a sweet "goodbye" when the guest left.
The black-clad men blocked the aisle, and the first passengers dared not approach. The people in front did not dare to move, and the people behind could not move either, so there was a commotion inside the cabin, and many people did not know what was going on outside.
"It's me." Fang Yan said frankly. Now that they have come to my door, it is impossible to hide my identity.
"Someone wants to see you." Hua Meinan said. "Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Mu Ying."
"Falcon herder?" Fang Yan's eyes narrowed. "A dragon swimming in the sea, a tigress on the ground, and a hawk herder in the sky."
Hua Meinan adjusted his glasses out of habit and said, "If I remember correctly, the person you are talking about is me. I think you are not very busy now. Come with me."
"Sorry, I can't go with you." Fang Yan said with a smile. "When I got on the plane, my mother started to stew my favorite beef tendon bones, and I was in a hurry to go back for dinner. If I go back late, the meat will either be stewed or the bones will be cold, and the taste will change."
Mu Ying was not angry either. He looked at Fang Yan and asked, "Are you seriously rejecting me?"
"Look at my face----" Fang Yan said. "Am I smiling?"
"The person I want to invite has never failed." Mu Ying said. He smiled again, showing eight neat white teeth. Fang Yan secretly sighed in his heart, it's a pity that this guy didn't act to deceive the little girl's screams and tears. "Don't embarrass me, and I won't embarrass you, okay? We are all gentlemen."
"You're making it difficult for me by asking me to go with you. Don't you realize this?" Fang Yan said seriously. "I'm not one of those little girls. If you just flirt with me, I'll go back with you willingly—"
"How about coming back with me?" A hearty voice suddenly sounded from behind the crowd.
The men in black were separated, and a group of women in black camouflage strode over. Their military leather boots stomped on the concrete floor, as if they were stepping on everyone's heart, making people feel suffocated.
The leader, a plump woman with a big silver ring on her ear, strode up to Fang Yan, looked at him with a smile, and said, "Who would like such a pretty boy if they were a man of integrity? Come back with me, okay? I'll buy you some candy."
The woman's facial features were rough, but they didn't look bad when put together. Instead, they gave her a strange sense of beauty. She was tall, strong and voluptuous, like a pretty and aggressive little cow. Every man who saw her had a desire to conquer her.
Fang Yan looked at the pretty boy Mu Ying, then at the camouflage woman standing in front of him who wanted to hug him and love him, squinted his eyes and smiled, saying: "You both want me to go with you, it's really hard for me to choose - how about you two fight, whoever wins I will go with?"
(PS: The new volume of Yanjing Storm is staged, which took a little more time. The update is late, I am very sorry!) (To be continued)