The Ultimate Teacher

Chapter 337: Autobots, start your engines!

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In the pure white world of ice and snow, eating beggar's sparrow and drinking Shaodaozi is indeed a great enjoyment in life.

Ye Wenrou's lips were rosy and shiny. She looked like a hungry puppy, looking at her owner pitifully - she had to be fed, right

Yes, when you invite people to dinner, you have to make sure they are full, right? If you don't make them full, isn't that insincere

Ye Wenrou's question really made Fang Yan feel embarrassed. He turned and looked at Li Xiaotian. Li Xiaotian shook his head, pointed at the half bird in Fang Yan's hand, and said, "That's the last one."

In order to prove that he had nothing to hide, Li Xiaotian ran to the stone house and dug up the grass ash, kicking out the red-burnt dry firewood and the burnt charcoal ash. It was empty inside, and there was indeed no mud pimple.

Fang Yan handed over the half sparrow in his hand, and Ye Wenrou shook her head.

The sparrow in Fang Yan's hand is now only half eaten, and Fang Yan is very careless when eating. Others tear the meat into strips with their hands, but he bites the meat into chunks with his mouth - who would want to eat such a small bird

Fang Yan quickly stuffed the remaining half of the sparrow into his mouth, bent down to grab a handful of snow to wipe his palms, and then pulled Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others aside for a private talk.

"Brothers, help me-----" Fang Yan said with a bitter face. "She is not full."

"Isn't this nonsense?" Li Xiaotian said. "You invited Miss Ye to dinner, and you treated her to this? You sent her away with a little bird? Isn't this too much of a bully?"

"That's right. If she accepts my invitation, I will invite her to eat at the First Floor in Yanjing City - the State Guesthouse." Zhu Zidan was also very dissatisfied with Fang Yan's behavior. Ye Wenrou was their goddess, and this was how the goddess was insulted

"If I were Ye Wenrou and turned around and left, who would be willing to eat your little bird-----" Ruan Jing said with a sigh.

They not only looked down on Fang Yan, but also looked down on Fang Yan's bird.

"Alright, alright, stop fighting for her. What is originality? What is interest? This is originality, this is interest. What do you old virgins know? Didn't you see that she likes to eat? This proves that my choice is correct." Fang Yan said angrily. "When a friend is in trouble, you have to help him. She is not full, you have to help her think of a way to make her full."

"What can we do?" Li Xiaotian said with a smile. "We can't turn into a few birds for her to roast and eat."

After hearing what Li Xiaotian said, Fang Yan's eyes lit up and he asked, "Where did you get your bird?"

"Nonsense, of course I captured it. You talk like you've never done it before."

"Then let's go catch them," Fang Yan said. He saw the bamboo poles and the big net placed aside and said, "The tools are ready, shall we go catch them now?"

Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and the others stared at Fang Yan with wide eyes and said, "Xiao Yanzi, are you kidding? Going to catch birds now? With Miss Ye?"

"Catch them and then clean them? Clean them and then grill them? How long will that take? I'm afraid it will be time for dinner, right?"

"It doesn't matter how long it takes." Fang Yan said excitedly, "Anyway, we just ate a little bird, so we won't be too hungry. Let's take our tools to the bamboo forest and catch some food to go with the wine. Ruan Jing, go back and get some wine, lotus leaves, spices and chili sauce. I'll leave the logistics work to you."

"No choice." Ruan Jing nodded in agreement. He was the smallest in the team and was responsible for passing messages and running errands during group activities.

"The rest of you go to the bamboo forest." Fang Yan issued the order promptly.

The crowd stopped arguing with Fang Yan and swiftly carried their tools towards the nearby bamboo forest. They had done this kind of thing before, and now they were very familiar with it.

Fang Yan walked up to Ye Wenrou and said with a smile, "Are you interested in chasing birds?"

"Chasing birds?" Ye Wenrou's eyes became brighter, and it seemed that she was indeed very interested in this kind of thing.

The so-called driving birds away means driving the birds into the big net they set up, which is the same principle as driving fish in a pond.

The difference is that chasing fish is done in the water, while chasing birds is done in the sky.

A huge net was set up on one side of the woods and fixed with two huge bamboo poles.

The place Fang Yan and his team chose to chase the birds away was the wild bamboo forest. The dense bamboo forest was the natural habitat of those wild birds.

Fang Yan and Ye Wenrou were in one group, Zhu Zidan and Chen Hua were in one group, Li Xiaotian and his brother Li Xiaoyi were in one group. There was also one person responsible for watching the net to prevent the bamboo pole from falling and the net from breaking, which would have been a waste of their hard work.

Then, three groups of people headed towards the depths of the bamboo forest from three directions, waving long bamboo poles in their hands.

Snapped!

Fang Yan hit the bamboo forest with a bamboo pole, and the birds flew away in all directions with a flutter.

Ye Wenrou has already understood the principle of chasing birds away. It is actually a U-shaped encirclement. A large net is erected in front of the only exit to catch the sparrows that panic and fall into the trap.

Snapped!

Ye Wenrou also held up a bamboo pole and hit the bamboo forest in the other direction.

Snapped!

Fang Yan slapped the pole to the left.

Snapped!

Ye Wenrou slapped the pole to the right.

The two looked at each other, Fang Yan grinned, and Ye Wenrou's eyes also had a gentle smile.

"Oh, I am the king of the mountain-----" Li Xiaotian's wolf howl came from the east.

"What kind of king of the mountain is the wolf? I am a vicious tiger coming down the mountain ----- oh oh oh-----"

"Hahaha, the master is coming, are you afraid? Are you afraid?-----" From the west came the ghost-like screaming of Zhu Xiaoyi.

Snapped!

Ye Wenrou slapped the stick again and said, "They all have lines when they enter the forest - do you have any?"

"How could I do such a childish thing?" Fang Yan denied firmly. Those guys were really too embarrassing, weren't they afraid of being laughed at

"Really?" Ye Wenrou pursed her lips and smiled softly. "I think Zhu Zidan and the others are happy to tell me this."

"----I have one too." Fang Yan said with a sad face, "But it's more elegant than theirs. Not as stupid as them imitating the sounds of animals."

"Really? What's your line?"

Snapped!

Fang Yan pulled out a pole and shouted, "Autobots, start the engines, transform and go-----boom boom boom-----"

Ye fell to the ground with a gentle smile.

With rapid attacks from three sides, the wild birds in the bamboo forest screamed in disorder and rushed towards the only exit.

Quack----

Then they let out even more panicked screams.

Because they suddenly found that their movements were restricted, they crawled into transparent holes, with their heads out, but their wings could not break through the blockade of the grid. The harder they struggled, the stiffer their bodies became, and some even strangled themselves to death.

Today's luck was good, and this net yielded a good harvest. From Fang Yan's perspective, there were hundreds of small birds in the big net. If all these small birds were cleaned up, they would probably be enough to eat for several days.

A group of people stood under the big net admiring the fruits of their labor. Zhu Zidan and Li Xiaotian were so happy that they said, "We are so lucky. We were so lucky with this catch. We only caught a few dozen fish in the last catch. When Li Xiaoyi was pulling back the rod, he accidentally lifted a corner of the net and more than half of them escaped. Otherwise, that one catch would have been enough for us to eat."

"This net is enough for us to eat for several days, until the night of New Year's Eve-----" Li Xiaotian said with a smile. "Brothers, get to work."

"Chirp, chirp-----" The sparrows were unable to do anything and just cried out anxiously.

"Quack, quack, quack------" the calls of a fancy forest bird became more and more miserable.

Some of the birds escaped, but found that their parents were trapped in the net. They screamed around their mother but refused to fly away alone.

"Brothers, close the net." Li Xiaotian waved his hand and shouted, striding towards the bamboo pole.

The urge of these little birds to gather together is extremely strong. If the bamboo poles are not put down and the nets are not collected in time, they may have a chance to escape.

Ye Wenrou looked at the little birds flying around the big net and refusing to leave, with a hint of pity in her eyes.

She cultivates herself, cultivates her mind, and cultivates Taoism. In her eyes, all joy can be infinitely magnified, and all sorrow can also be infinitely magnified.

Every scream of these young birds tore a deep hole in her heart.

She will feel pain!

"Fang Yan-----" Ye Wenrou suddenly shouted.

Fang Yan had been standing next to Ye Wenrou and said, "What's wrong?"

"Can you----give them to me?" Ye Wenrou asked.

Fang Yan laughed and said, "This is originally a gift for you. Wait until they are done with it, and you don't have to worry about it. Although you are a woman, they are better at this kind of thing than you. When they are cooked, you are responsible for destroying them."

"I mean - give it to me now." Ye Wenrou said.

Fang Yan was a little surprised. Ever since he met Ye Wenrou when he was very young, this proud woman had never asked him for anything, and of course, she had never asked anyone else for anything.

Fang Yan often asked her for things. For example, when Ye Wenrou pinned him to the ground with the Dragon Spine Lock, he asked Ye Wenrou to show mercy and hit him lightly.

Fang Yan's expression also turned serious, and he said, "Sure. I can give them to you right now - you can do whatever you want with them."

The bamboo poles were finally lowered and the nets were finally collected, but unfortunately, all the wild birds were released.

Watching the birds circling in the sky or flying rapidly into the distance, Ye Wenrou's face blossomed into a happy smile. She tilted her slender neck, her soft short hair automatically tilted back, her eyebrows were delicate and moving, her facial features were exquisite and flawless. She was as beautiful as an ice spirit in the snowy mountains.

She waved and said, "Goodbye."

"Goodbye." Zhu Zidan waved his arms and shouted loudly.

"Goodbye." Li Xiaotian shouted through gritted teeth. He said goodbye, but he looked like he was saying, "Don't run away, I'll bite you off."

"Goodbye." Fang Yan looked at Ye's gentle and beautiful profile and said quietly in his heart.

In his heart, the barbaric and violent Ye Wenrou will never be seen again!

(PS: Thank you to Brother Shenbai Xuelian for the reward of 10,000 yuan, thank you to Brother Tufei Ge for the reward of 10,000 yuan, and thank you to Tiantian Tiantian I don’t know if he is a handsome guy or a beautiful girl for the reward of 10,000 yuan. Thank you so many friends for sending me birthday wishes. Lao Liu is in a good mood today and writes very well. I hope we are all well.) (To be continued)