The sky was gray and the earth was white. The birds flew away, leaving only a few feathers as traces of their existence.
The bird flew away, so there would be no lunch for today.
Seeing the regretful expressions on Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan's faces, Fang Yan felt full of sympathy for them and said, "I've said it before - this is a very inhumane thing. What's good about a little bird? It's so skinny and there's not even a pound of meat on its body - if we want to eat it, we can go to the mountains to hunt pheasants and rabbits, grab a few chili peppers and stew them in a big pot. We can eat it however we want, with plenty of meat and we'll be full, how great is that?"
Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and the others were so angry that they were shaking. If Ye Wenrou hadn't been standing next to them, knowing that they couldn't beat her, they would have thrown the black leather gloves on their hands to duel with Fang Yan.
When did you say this was an inhumane thing to do
Weren't you the one who was most enthusiastic about going bird hunting? Every time you were the commander-in-chief, we were just the soldiers running errands for you, okay
What's so delicious about birds? Who just ate it and thought it was delicious, so he dragged us out to shoot birds
Speak according to your conscience!
When Ye Wenrou heard Fang Yan talking about how to catch pheasants and rabbits, her eyes brightened up again and she said, "Hunting rabbits?"
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Everyone looked at Ye Wenrou cautiously, fearing that she would make any other requests.
Li Xiaotian and the others could choose not to respond, but Fang Yan had to answer. After all, Ye Wenrou was his invited guest.
He looked at Ye Wenrou with a smile and said, "Yes. After the snow, there are many pheasants and rabbits on the mountain. The snow is too deep, so they are not as flexible as before. Especially the rabbits have short legs, so they can't jump out once they get stuck in the snow holes. We used to go up the mountain to catch them. After catching them, we made dry-fried chicken or dry-fried rabbit, added more spices and chili peppers, and ate with a sip of wine and a piece of meat. We were sweating profusely."
"Can we catch them now?" Ye Wenrou asked, pretending not to notice the painful expressions of Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan.
Fang Yan looked back at Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan with a human touch and said, "It should be OK, right?"
Ye Wenrou waved her hand and said straightforwardly, "Let's go hunt rabbits."
As a result, the faces of Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others became even more miserable.
Li Xiaotian took Fang Yan's arm and walked aside, whispering: "Brother, please be kind and let us go - you go to pick up girls, what's the point of us following you? Besides, if we catch pheasants and rabbits later, Miss Ye will be soft-hearted and let us release all the wild animals. What will we eat? I only ate two birds in the whole day. I'm so hungry after you guys tormented me like this - you guys go play, we go back first?"
"I would like to let you go, but you've seen that I have no say in this matter." Fang Yan smiled bitterly. "But I can promise you that I will not let her let go of any pheasants or rabbits she catches later. If she dares to do this again, I will slap her in the face - is this outrageous?"
Li Xiaotian stared at Fang Yan with disdain and said, "That requires you to be able to beat her. You were beaten to the point of running away from home by her. Who would believe you if you said something like this?"
"That was in the past. Now she is no match for me. When I was in a bad mood and pulled her out to beat her up, she didn't even dare to fight back. Hurry up, let the brothers get ready and show this young girl who has never seen the world the monster-killing strength of our Yanziwu 'handsome men' team'."
The Handsome Boys Team is the name of the bird-hunting team led by Fang Yan. At that time, there was a very popular idol drama called "Meteor Garden". They got inspiration from this drama and thus chose this name.
I originally wanted to learn from the F4 group, they called themselves F11, but then more and more friends joined, and we couldn't be F11 today and F12 tomorrow. That would be inconvenient to spread and make a name for ourselves.
It is not possible not to change the name. The first eleven people who joined the group were handsome men, but the ones who joined later were not handsome men? This is not conducive to the unity of the organization.
"We really can't let him go this time." Li Xiaotian said worriedly. He had no sense of team honor at all.
"I will never let go."
"Then let's go." Li Xiaotian said resignedly, "I hope this time it's not all in vain."
Ruan Jing, who was sent back by Fang Yan to get the lotus leaf chili sauce, came back, holding up the big bag in his hand excitedly, and said, "I got everything you wanted. Where's the bird?"
Fang Yan glanced at him and said embarrassedly: "Ruan Jing----um, please go back and get a pot."
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Cut a rabbit and a chicken into pieces and stir-fry them in a large pot. Add spices and handfuls of red pepper, sprinkle with shredded ginger and green onion, and wait until the broth in the pot starts to bubble, then lift the lid and eat with chopsticks.
It’s so hot and spicy, and if you want to have a big sip of the homemade Shaodaozi brewed in the Yanziwu small workshop, you won’t trade it for anything even a god could.
When a man meets a beautiful woman, he always thinks about getting her drunk. Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others are no exception.
As a result, Ye Wenrou's eyes became brighter the more she drank, while Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others became dumber the more they drank.
Fang Yan was too lazy to remind them, he just ate meat and drank wine. When he was full, Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and others had already fallen asleep in the snow cave.
Ruan Jing looked at Ye Wenrou with surprise, as if he had seen a ghost.
My God, he went back and brought back a bucket of bulk Shaodaozi. Now the barrel is empty. The four of them, Li Xiaotian and Zhu Zidan, drank about ten kilograms, and Ye Wenrou drank four or five kilograms alone.
Is there any limit to how much this woman can drink
"You-----" Ruan Jing looked at Fang Yan and said, "Why didn't you remind me?"
"I reminded you." Fang Yan said aggrievedly.
"How did you remind me?"
"I didn't even dare drink with her." Fang Yan said. "Don't seek death or you will die."
puff-----
Ruan Jing also lay on the ground and vomited violently. It was unknown whether it was because he had drunk too much or because he was angry with Fang Yan. He had originally followed Zhu Zidan and the others to use a round-robin attack to knock Ye Wenrou down, but when he realized that something was wrong, he quickly stopped ----- so he ended up half dead.
After leaving the drunks in Ruan Jing's care, Fang Yan accompanied Ye Wenrou back to the village. "Is this how you guys used to play?" Ye Wenrou asked.
"Yeah." Fang Yan nodded. "There are so many games. You only saw the tip of the iceberg today."
"It seems that your life was pretty good before?" Ye Wenrou said with emotion. Compared with Fang Yan, her childhood was really nothing to say.
"It's okay. Before I met you---" Fang Yan realized that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly changed the subject, saying: "Today's game is not bad, right? If you want to eat, we can come over anytime."
"It tastes good." Ye Wenrou nodded. "What about before you met me --- after you met me?"
"Before I met you, my life was very happy. After I met you, my life was very fulfilling." Fang Yan said seriously. "Fulfillment is a higher level than happiness. Life cannot be full of stupid joy all the time, but fulfillment makes people's life complete."
"Do you really think so?" Ye Wenrou asked Fang Yan with a slanted glance. She didn't believe Fang Yan's nonsense.
"Of course." Fang Yan nodded seriously. "If I hadn't met you, would I have the heart of Tai Chi? Why don't Li Xiaotian, Zhu Zidan and the others have it?"
Ye Wenrou wanted to hit someone again, and said in a deep voice: "That's because they don't practice Tai Chi----"
"That's why I said they will never have the heart of Tai Chi in their lifetime." Fang Yan said with a smile. "If I didn't have the heart of Tai Chi, how could I beat Qianye Bingbu? How could I become the inspirational role model chosen by every parent when educating their children? How could I become the idol of countless boys and girls in Yanziwu?"
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When Fang Yan was bragging about himself, he met Bai Xiu and Fenghuang who were taking a walk and enjoying the snow.
Bai Xiu and Fenghuang came from the opposite bank of the Stone River. Bai Xiu still had his hair disheveled and wore a white robe, but the difference was that he wore black cloth shoes today instead of running barefoot in the snow like last time. Fenghuang wore a purple windbreaker, high-heeled leather boots, and a plush hat on her head. She looked proud and charming, and looked carefully dressed.
Bai Xiu didn't know what he said, but Phoenix giggled and looked very happy.
The eight eyes met and the four of them stopped.
Fenghuang looked at Fang Yan, but Bai Xiu looked at Ye Wenrou thoughtfully.
"Are you guys on a date?" Fenghuang asked Fang Yan.
"Guess?" Fang Yan asked. He didn't dare to say yes, nor did he want to say no, so he had to use this rhetorical question to perfunctorily answer the question.
After all, you can't act like a loser in front of your first love.
Phoenix looked Fang Yan up and down, then examined Ye Wenrou again, and said with a smile: "I guess not."
"Why not?"
"No reason." Phoenix said. "It's just that I feel - I feel like you two don't look like a couple."
"Haha----" Fang Yan sneered. He reached out to hug Ye Wenrou's waist and said, "Do I need to prove anything to you?"
This kind of plot often appears in the TV dramas Fang Yan has watched. In order to avenge her ex-boyfriend who hurt her, the heroine brings a man who is better or more affectionate than her ex-boyfriend to a party. At the party, the ex-boyfriend will definitely sneer at the heroine's behavior and say, "Don't use such despicable means to deceive me, I won't be fooled. You two don't have any relationship at all. You brought him here just to make me angry, right?" Then the heroine rushed up to hug the hero and kissed him or kissed him madly in anger.
Of course, the person the heroine kisses is usually the male lead of the show.
Fang Yan felt that she was the "heroine" who accidentally met her first love, so she wanted to use another woman to prove that if you don't want me, I have someone else who wants me, and the person who wants me now is better than you, prettier than you, more brutal and violent than you----
"Do I need to prove anything to you?" Fang Yan said.
As he spoke, his hands rested on Ye Wenrou's waist as he wished.
It must be said that Ye Wenrou has a very thin waist. Of course, she has a thin figure, so her waist is naturally not that fat.
The most important thing is that it feels very good, without any excess fat, and it is not shriveled with only a bunch of bones left.
Oily, soft and elastic----
Among the women he had touched, she could be ranked in the top three. Of course, Fang Yan had only touched three women in total.
Hey, why is my nose bleeding? (To be continued)