The third brother is a person who figures on the scene, and people who figure on the scene naturally have to say some polite words at critical moments.
He clasped his fists, bowed to the villagers present, and said with a smile: "Dear fellow villagers, dear friends and elders - is there any misunderstanding here? We came to Yanziwu with no ill intentions, we just want to find someone, a friend - if we have disturbed you, please bear with me. I apologize to you, a sincere apology. I will let you go today, and I will definitely give you a generous gift tomorrow."
The third brother was very sad and heartbroken. All these years of success had made him demand more and more from himself. He did not allow failure, let alone such a shameful failure. He wanted to win 100%, and he wanted to be a third brother who was 100% like a king of war.
But, can anyone help explain what the hell is going on here
No one responded. The villagers of Yanziwu looked at the third brother with strange expressions, as if they were looking at an idiot.
"That -- I'm going to make this clear today. Isn't the New Year coming soon? Give each household a pig leg and a basket of noodles --" The third brother decided to bribe them with a large sum of money. Although these rural people are strong and good at fighting, they have not seen much of the world. Giving them a pig leg and a basket of noodles will probably make them smile from ear to ear, right
The villagers of Yanziwu were indeed grinning from ear to ear, and they were discussing in groups of three or five, pointing fingers at the third brother and his friends.
Even though Third Brother, Huang Yida and Guo Nu couldn't hear clearly what they were saying, they could still guess something from their expressions and actions: Look, these three idiots!
Huang Yida wanted to cut the Gordian knot and resolve the matter. He felt that the longer they delayed, the more disadvantageous it would be for them. Fang Yan had tricked them here and had not shown up yet. Who knew what bad things he would do
Huang Yida whispered to his third brother, "Third brother, it will take a lot of money. These people are very cunning. Don't worry, I will pay for it."
After being criticized by Huang Yida, the third brother was embarrassed and shouted to the villagers: "Fellow villagers are loyal, so I can't be stingy. One pig for each family, one hundred yuan for each villager. Every household will get one. What do you think? You should be satisfied now, right? Fellow villagers, don't be too greedy. If it doesn't work, we will call the police. When the police come, you will have nothing. It's useless, right?"
"This is the first time I've heard of a gangster calling the police and asking them for protection." An old man said with a laugh.
"That's right. Do you still have any shame?"
"These people who eat black food are too spineless. I remember that my grandfather was tortured with steel nails and clamped with iron bars without changing his expression. He even asked the torturer for cigarettes."
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The third brother and his friends were scolded by a group of peasants for being unprofessional, which made them blush and feel ashamed. They wanted to force their way through the crowd, but when they saw the sharp weapons in their hands, such as shovels, rolling pins, cooking spatulas, swords and spears, they had to give up the idea.
"We are really here to look for someone." Huang Yida tried hard to force a smile on his face and said, "I am a student of the Yanjing Conservatory of Music. We came to Yanziwu to look for our friends----"
"Who is your friend?" someone asked.
"Fang Yan." Huang Yida said.
"It turns out he's the friend of the Fang family kid-----"
"Don't listen to them. Why bring so many people to visit friends? They are carrying knives and guns. Can they come to visit friends?"
"No matter who you come to see, you cannot bring weapons into the village. This is the rule----"
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Fang Yan came over with a bowl of pork trotter rice in his hand, stood in the middle of the crowd with a smile, and said, "I don't know them. They are carrying knives and guns. Are they planning to rob our village?"
"Fang Yan----" Guo Nu stared at Fang Yan fiercely.
"It's him. He is Fang Yan." Huang Yida whispered to his third brother.
"Brother, don't worry. This kid has been registered with me. I will beat him up every time I see him in the future." The third brother said in a low voice. He also blamed Fang Yan for the humiliation he suffered today.
"Thank you, Third Brother." Huang Yida whispered. "What should we do now?"
"Admit defeat." said the third brother.
The third brother walked up to Fang Yan, took the initiative to extend his hand to Fang Yan, and said: "Fang Yan - brother, right? I'm the third brother, and my friends in the circle call me 'third brother' out of courtesy. I heard that there were some misunderstandings between you and my two brothers, so I came over to find out what happened. I didn't expect to be misunderstood by my fellow villagers. Look at what happened - hahaha."
Fang Yan had no intention of shaking hands with the third brother. He stuffed a piece of deliciously stewed pig's trotter into his mouth and chewed it happily, saying, "There were some misunderstandings between your two brothers and me. One of your two brothers, Huang Yida, I guess, felt very aggrieved and called you for help. You wanted to please Huang Yida or someone in his family and bring a dozen brothers to help him get revenge, but you didn't expect to be beaten like a pack of dogs in Yanziwu. So now you come here to shake hands with me and make peace. You can have a chance in the future. It's never too late to take revenge?"
The third brother's face darkened, and he said, "Brother Fang, it's easy to get into Yanziwu but hard to get out. I've experienced it just now. But Yanziwu is just Yanziwu after all. Brother Fang will have to go to Yanjing City one day. Aren't you afraid of something unpleasant happening at that time?"
Fang Yan stared at his third brother with wide eyes and asked, "Are you guys going to beat me up?"
"For example, you might get into a car accident while driving, or someone might put poison in your food while you're eating. Or, you might just be walking on the street and someone might stab you in the back. This world is too dangerous, and anything can happen." The third brother said in a calm voice with an obvious threat in it.
"Do you know the difference between ideal and reality?" Fang Yan tried hard not to look at the two dazzling golden teeth in the third brother's mouth, as that would affect his appetite. The pork leg rice that he thought was delicious just now became tasteless after seeing the third brother's face and teeth. If he was not afraid of wasting food, he would have no appetite to eat it.
"What do you mean?" The third brother looked at Fang Yan and asked.
Fang Yan said: "Your ideal is to give me a man-made car accident when I go to Yanjing City, or to be poisoned when I eat, or stabbed when I walk - the reality is -"
Fang Yan suddenly slammed the large bowl in his hand towards the third brother's face, letting the well-cooked pig's feet and greasy rice pour onto his face.
"Ideals are great, but the reality is that I'll treat you to pig's trotter rice."
Everyone laughed, and the people of Yanziwu were very satisfied with Fang Yan's handling of the situation. For thousands of years, they had never accepted threats. This was in their bones, their innate temperament.
Huang Yida and Guo Nu looked at Fang Yan in shock. Does this guy really not know how to write the word death
Does he know what kind of person Third Brother is? Does he know that if he does this, he will be retaliated by Third Brother.
No matter where he is, the third brother will find someone to bring him fatal trouble.
As I thought about this, I felt an irresistible joy.
If the third brother was forced to take action because of Huang Yida's invitation, then in the future----he might hate Fang Yan's existence more than Huang Yida.
First the rice bowl fell, then the sticky rice slid down San Ge's face. A few pig's feet fell off, and two radishes fell off. But one pig's foot was too stubborn, it stuck to San Ge's face and refused to fall to the ground with its friends.
The third brother reached into his leather jacket pocket and pulled out a handkerchief.
He used the handkerchief to wipe off the pig's trotter and the rice and juice on his face.
When he finished doing all this, he threw the handkerchief in his hand on the ground, stepped hard on it with his leather boots, rubbed it left and right, and pressed the handkerchief deeply into the soil, as if it had never appeared.
The third brother looked at Fang Yan and said, "Killing someone is just a small scar. What you just did is much more serious than killing someone."
Snapped!
Fang Yan slapped his third brother on the face.
Snapped!
Fang Yan slapped the third brother on the face again.
boom!
Fang Yan kicked the third brother's body away.
While the third brother's body was still flying in the air, Fang Yan pointed his toes and leaped into the air, standing on top of the third brother's body.
Fang Yan's action is very casual and his posture is very handsome.
Even the villagers watching around him didn't give him any applause.
Huang Yida and Guo Nu opened their eyes wide, and felt as if something had broken in their hearts.
Damn, is this guy a martial arts master
How can they take revenge
Bang----
The third brother’s body fell heavily to the ground, and snow flew everywhere.
Fang Yan also landed on the ground, still stepping on the third brother's stomach.
The third brother groaned and vomited a large amount of bright red blood.
Fang Yan looked down at the third brother and said, "As a gangster, you bully other ordinary people or make some gray profits. If I can't see it, no one will deliberately cause trouble for you. I am not a person who likes to meddle in other people's affairs."
"But you dared to be so arrogant and lawless after breaking into Yanziwu, then you can't blame us for getting rid of the harm for the people. Yanziwu does not accept threats, and Yanziwu is not afraid of challenges. Yanziwu----"
Fang Yan stepped on the third brother's arm.
Click---
He stepped on the third brother's arm and broke it.
Fang Yan kicked the third brother's left leg again.
Snap----
There was a crisp sound of fracture in the third brother's left leg bone.
Fang Yan looked at his third brother who was screaming in pain on the ground and said, "I'll cut off one of your hands and one of your feet as a greeting gift for your first visit to Yanziwu. I hope you don't like it."
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(PS: If you don’t vote, I will call the police! ! ! ! !) (To be continued)