"Of course it's you, young lady." Seeing Fenghuang angry, the man didn't care at all and continued to speak shamelessly. "On both sides of the Pearl River, you are the only one who can catch my eye. Young lady, are you willing to give me a favor? Let's take a boat westward and walk on the water to see the beauty of both sides of the river?"
"I'm not interested in watching romance with you." Fenghuang said with a bad face. This was the first time she was teased in public. In the past, she was the one who teased others, such as Fang Yan.
"Miss, you are too disrespectful to me." The weirdo on the boat said with a smile: "Miss, why don't you discuss it with the pretty boy sitting opposite you? Maybe he will agree to my request-----"
"Let your mother go and accompany you." Fenghuang cursed. While speaking, she threw the teacup in her hand away.
Whoosh----
The teacup jumped out of the window, cut through the air, and hit the man in the face with a whistling sound.
As fast as a meteor, it arrives in a flash.
Snapped!
The man grabbed the teacup with one hand.
He drank the remaining half cup of tea in one gulp, kissed the rim of the cup greedily, and praised loudly, "Good tea, good fragrant tea. Good cup, good fragrant teacup."
"You rascal-----" Fenghuang grabbed the teapot and was about to throw it at the man again.
"The tea is finished, I'm returning the cup." The man flicked his finger and the cup flew back at an even faster speed.
Snapped!
Fenghuang slapped the teacup with her hand, and before the teacup could fly to her, she used her strong energy to slap it away.
thump!
The teacup lost its strength and fell into the Pearl River in front of it.
She would never touch anything that had been used by others, and the fact that the man kissed the rim of the cup made her feel extremely disgusted.
The man laughed and said, "Young lady, you are so irritable. I'm afraid it's because your internal heat is rising and your yin and yang are out of balance. I have a prescription that can cure it. Are you willing to try it?"
This time, not only Fenghuang looked embarrassed, but Fang Yan was also extremely angry.
He casually threw the teacup in his hand over. The cup, filled with tea, spun wildly and flew towards the man's face like a spinning top.
"I'm not interested in men's teacups." As the man spoke, he stretched out his hand and tried to slap away the teacup that Fang Yan threw at him.
Snapped!
When the force from his palm came into contact with the spinning teacup, the teacup suddenly exploded.
The fragments of the teacup shattered into pieces and enveloped the man's body.
The tea in the teacup splashed everywhere, splashing all over the man's face and body.
The man stood there for a long time, then burst into laughter.
"Beautiful. It's really beautiful. Spinning Explosion-----one spin, one world, hard for external energy to blend, hard for external objects to enter. Once touched, the balance will be broken, and the body will explode and die. I didn't expect to see a master who can use Spinning Explosion on the bank of the Pearl River today." The man shouted loudly. He shouted to Fang Yan in the teahouse: "Brother, what's your name?"
Just now he called Fang Yan a "little white face", but now he calls him brother. This man's moral integrity is so insignificant that it can be ignored.
"Fang Yan." Fang Yan replied in a deep voice: "Don't call me brother."
He is not willing to become brothers with others easily.
"Fang Yan? But is he Brother Fang Yan from Yanziwu Fang's Tai Chi?"
Fang Yan's eyes shone, and he said, "It's me."
"No wonder." The man praised and said, "It is said that Fang's Tai Chi has successors and is a rising star in the Tai Chi lineage. After seeing it today, it is indeed worthy of its reputation-----"
"Who are you?" Fang Yan asked loudly.
Fang Yan had no impression of this person, but the other party knew his identity clearly. This feeling was very bad, and it also made him feel insecure that he was being coveted.
"Hou Zhendong." The man answered loudly, "Friends who have met me all call me a martial arts fanatic."
Martial arts fanatic
Fang Yan was stunned. This middle-aged uncle with ordinary appearance and vulgar words and deeds is the martial arts fanatic, one of the Seven Idiots of China
Fang Yan felt as if his faith had collapsed.
The music maniac who could make his Tai Chi heart resonate strongly and cause his coat to self-explode and made him obsessed with it is a god-like figure. Why is the martial arts maniac who is as famous as the music maniac such a miserable appearance - a pervert on the train
How did such a person get selected as one of the Seven Idiots of China? Did someone in the election committee accept his red envelopes and gifts
"Martial Arts Chi?" Fenghuang was also a man of the world, so she might not know the name Hou Zhendong, but the nickname "Martial Arts Chi" was so impressive that very few people didn't know it. "Martial Arts Chi, one of the Seven Idiots of China? Why is he in Huacheng? Why is he like this?"
Sure enough, Fenghuang and Fang Yan had the same feeling. How could such a person be called a martial arts fanatic? Was there no member of the Appearance Association in the Seven Fanatics Preparatory Group
In their minds, a martial arts fanatic should be dressed in green, with a jade-like face, long hair, and a serious expression. He should have the demeanor of an immortal in every move. If he does not make a sound, it is nothing. But if he does, the mountains and the earth will shake.
Fang Yan also felt as if the mountains and the earth were shaking, but he was frightened by the image of the martial arts fanatic and his behavior of teasing the girl just now.
"It might be fake." Fang Yan said in a low voice.
Fang Yan's voice was very soft, but unexpectedly the martial arts fanatic heard it.
Hou Zhendong shouted loudly, "You ignorant boy, who dares to pretend to be a martial arts fanatic? Aren't you afraid that I will fight him to the death?"
"Senior Wu Chi is right." Fang Yan shouted, "I am very lucky to meet you today. If there is a chance in the future, I will invite you to chat and drink tea again."
Fang Yan grabbed Fenghuang's arm and said in a low voice, "Go."
After saying that, the two of them prepared to slip out of the teahouse.
"Don't leave, kid." The martial arts fanatic shouted loudly: "It's better to meet by chance than to invite each other. Since we are gathered by the Pearl River, how can we not have a good fight? You stay and let's have a good fight-----"
"Senior, it's such an unfortunate coincidence today. My wife is giving birth in the hospital-----"
While Fang Yan was speaking, he had already left the chair and ran towards the stairs.
"Fang Yan, don't go-----" Wu Chi was extremely angry and shouted Fang Yan's name loudly, wanting him to stay.
How could Fang Yan dare to stay? He just wanted to leave this troubled place as soon as possible.
The reason why Wu Chi became famous is mainly because of his obsession with martial arts.
It is said that Wu Chi became a talent at a young age, and then began to travel around and challenge people. As long as he has a fancy opponent, he will try every means to make you fight with him. In order to inspire the opponent's fighting spirit, he will even use some very dishonorable means.
For example, when he teased Fenghuang just now, he must have thought that Fenghuang was Fang Yan's girlfriend, and he directly targeted Fenghuang. Fang Yan, his opponent, would naturally be furious for his beloved and jump out to fight him for three hundred rounds. Moreover, with a full anger value, he would definitely not show mercy.
Unexpectedly, before Fang Yan made a move, Fenghuang couldn't help but throw the cup at him.
The martial arts fanatic loved fighting all his life, and he would always win when fighting. He challenged more than a thousand people, but only lost once, which was to the old drunkard Mo Xiaodi at his peak.
Even his teacher was defeated after he went out for ten years, and he lived in seclusion from then on. Some said he was pissed off to death by his disciple, while others said he was working hard on new moves to defeat his disciple again. But he still hasn't succeeded until now.
There are many legends, but no one knows which one is the truth.
What Fang Yan didn't expect was that he just came to the riverside to drink a cup of tea, exchanged glances with a wretched old man, and then met the martial arts fanatic, one of the legendary seven idiots of China
As long as the martial arts fanatic has his eyes on an opponent, there is no way to avoid his entanglement. He will always follow you and do all kinds of provocative behaviors.
Now, Fang Yan is facing such a person.
Fang Yan had just run to the stairs when he heard a whirring sound behind him.
Fang Yan didn't even turn his head and slapped out with his palm.
Snap------
With a crisp sound, the wooden board was smashed into pieces by Fang Yan.
The martial arts fanatic actually kicked out a piece of the wooden side of the boat and used it as a weapon to stop Fang Yan from leaving.
At the same time, he kicked two more boards into the water, jumped up, and stepped towards the wooden board.
Papapapa-----
He pointed his toes at the wooden board floating on the river, crossed the river, and leaped up to the second floor of the teahouse.
His movements were quick and swift, and his figure was as light as a dragonfly skimming the water.
As Fang Yan slapped the wooden board apart, he had already rushed to where Fang Yan had just sat, looked at Fang Yan with a playful look, and said, "Friend Fang Yan, are you really in such a hurry to leave?"
Fang Yan and Fenghuang had no choice but to stop. Fang Yan turned around and looked at Wu Chi, saying, "Senior Hou, why are you rushing upstairs in such a hurry? I wonder what you are doing?"
"Fight with me." Wu Chi said. "I want you to fight with me. Since you know who I am, you should know that this is the only thing I have."
"No problem." Fang Yan agreed readily.
"Really?" Wu Chi was delighted. "When and where?"
"See you at Shuiwusha Teahouse in ten years." Fang Yan said with great pride. A gentleman's promise is worth a thousand gold. How could I lie to you about such a serious matter
"Where is Shui Wusha?" asked Wu Chi.
"-------" Fang Yan looked at Wu Chi in shock. Shouldn't his focus at this time be on why the competition was held ten years later
The martial arts fanatic finally figured this out and angrily said, "You ignorant boy, you are wronging me again - why do we have to wait ten years before the competition?"
"I can't beat you now." Fang Yan said very sincerely. "You are the famous Seven Idiots of China. I don't think I am your opponent at all----"
Wu Chi grinned and said, "It's just a cheap name, not worth mentioning. Don't take it to heart."
“A man’s name is like the shadow of a tree. Senior Wu Chi is well-known throughout China, and countless strong men and warriors have been defeated by you. Fang Yan is a junior who has not made much progress, so how can he be a match for Mr. Wu Chi? Not only am I not your opponent, I am not even qualified to fight with you-----” Fang Yan looked at Wu Chi with reverence and threw him flattering him without paying.
"However, a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, and a warrior who doesn't want to defeat a martial arts fanatic is not a good warrior. Mr. Wu Chi, although you are very powerful, although I respect and admire you very much, but ten years later - at this time and here, I, Fang Yan, will challenge you again."
After saying this, Fang Yan turned around angrily, looking passionate and determined to avenge himself one day.
(PS: Today, the WeChat public platform released the eighth chapter of "Love You, I Harass You" - The Lotus House on the Qixi Festival. Friends who like it can follow liuxiahui28 to check it out.) (To be continued)