I'm a flower maniac!
I'm a flower maniac!
If you hear someone introduce themselves like this in public, would you think that this person has just escaped from the Malanshan Mental Hospital
Most people are unwilling to admit that they are flower maniacs, unless they are one of the "flower maniacs" of the Seven Idiots of China.
It is obvious that this showy guy wearing a colorful robe who looks like he is wearing a painting of "A Hundred Flowers in Full Bloom" on his body may really be Lin Fuyang, one of the Seven Idiots of China.
Otherwise, which middle-aged man would hold his head high and proudly shout in front of others over and over again that he is a "flower maniac"
Lan Shan Gu naturally thought of this problem, so his attitude changed from ridicule to awe. The Seven Idiots of China have been famous for a long time. They are the leaders in each field. No one knows what kind of connections and forces are behind them. Moreover, these people come and go without a trace, appearing and disappearing like ghosts. They are not easy to deal with. It is better not to provoke them easily.
Only a fool fights with a madman. Who would be willing to be that fool
"Is it Senior Lin Fuyang, the flower-crazy man?" Lan Shan Gu felt that the Lan family was unlucky tonight. First, Lan Tingyue was beaten up by him, and then Lan Shounuo was ridiculed by him. Now is it his turn to stand up and accept punishment
No matter if it was the music fanatic or the martial arts fanatic, they were all honored guests of his Blue Mountain Club. As the owner behind the club, he had the responsibility and obligation to entertain these two uncles -- no, a uncle and a aunt.
Lan Shan Gu regretted it in his heart. If he had known, he would not have invited Fang Yan and Liu Shu to have a small gathering at his Blue Mountain Club. Not only did he eat and use his own things, but he also kept getting in trouble.
Of course, Lan Shan Gu would never admit that he had such immoral thoughts as taking the initiative to provoke others to establish his authority.
"It's me." The infatuated Uncle Lin was a little impatient. He stared at Lan Shan Gu with a bad look and said, "I say - have you finished asking questions?"
"I'm done asking questions." Lan Shan Gu grinned, revealing two rows of neat little white teeth. He took the initiative to extend his hand to Lin Fuyang and said, "Senior Hua Chi, it is a great honor for the Blue Mountain Club to have you here. I am Lan Shan Gu, the owner of the Blue Mountain Club, and I have admired Senior Hua Chi for a long time. Senior Hua Chi, I just happened to get a bag of good tea. Would I have the honor of inviting you to have a cup of tea with me?"
"You don't have the honor." Lin Fuyang rejected Lan Shan Gu's invitation without hesitation, and didn't even bother to reach out and shake hands with him. "Where's Le Chi? I want to see Le Chi."
"Music fanatic?" Lan Shan Gu secretly glanced at Fang Yan standing next to him, meaning, look, someone is looking for your old lover again. This trouble is caused by you. "What music fanatic? Senior flower fanatic, I don't understand what you are talking about."
"Shui Liuyun, one of the Seven Idiots of China, the music fanatic who is obsessed with music. I just heard the song she played in the distant Qinghe Valley. It was in this direction. Please quickly ask Shui Liuyun to come out to see me."
Lan Shan Gu smiled sincerely and said, "Senior Hua Chi, I have long heard of Senior Le Chi's name, but I have never seen him -"
This statement is indeed true, because Le Chi never gave him the chance to meet her.
When saying this, Lan Shan Gu glanced at Fang Yan with great resentment.
Fang Yan squinted his eyes and smiled, but didn't say much. Before he understood the intentions of the flower maniac, he would rather be a bystander watching the fun.
"I don't know Mr. Le Chi, so I naturally can't invite her out." After a pause, Lan Shan Gu continued, "Besides, even if I know Mr. Le Chi, she is also a distinguished guest of my Blue Mountain Club just like Senior Hua Chi----how can I invite her out to meet people casually? If Senior Hua Chi came to our club and someone wanted to see you, I couldn't easily invite you out to meet people-----Senior Hua Chi, don't you think this is reasonable? As a person, you must have a conscience."
The flower-crazy girl seemed to be in a bad mood and said angrily: "I'm not asking her to come out to see others, I'm asking her to come out to see me---"
"Senior Flower Maniac, you are also a human being----"
"Hua Chi and I have been friends for many years, so there is no problem with him meeting me." Hua Chi was about to rush in, and Lan Shan Gu quickly stepped in front of him to stop him. "Senior Hua Chi, don't be impulsive. You are making it very difficult for me."
"Get out of here." The infatuated Lin Fuyang shouted harshly.
The smile on Lan Shan Gu's face disappeared, and his expression turned gloomy. He said, "Senior Hua Chi, are you going to bully me?"
The flower maniac didn't take Lan Shan Gu seriously at all. He rushed straight to the middle of the courtyard, glanced at the boxes around him, and shouted loudly: "Shui Liuyun, come out - I heard your flute. Don't you want to see me when I come from afar?"
No one answered, all the boxes were closed, and there was no movement.
"Shui Liuyun, you can't hide away----" As the flower maniac spoke, he sniffed the air with his nose.
Then, based on the smell in the air, he strode towards the door of a private room.
He stood at the door of the box, laughing wildly, and said, "Shui Liuyun, let Wanwan open the door, otherwise I will have to do something not very elegant. I smell the fragrance of flowers, roses, lilies, peonies, lilacs, hyacinths, chrysanthemums - this is your old habit. Shui Liuyun, open the door quickly."
Crunch------
The wooden door was opened, and the boy in green clothes stood at the door. He stared at the infatuated Lin Fuyang with an unhappy expression and said angrily, "You are such a nasty person. Master has already gone to bed, why are you shouting outside? Don't you know that this is very rude?"
"I knew my guess was right, Shui Liuyun really lives here-------" The infatuated boy laughed and reached out to touch the green-shirted boy's head, but the boy dodged him in disgust.
"Wanwan, I haven't seen you for a while. You've grown a little taller. Go and ask your master to get up. Just tell him that Uncle Lin is here. Okay?"
"I told you that the master has gone to bed. She has already seen the guests today and will not see any other guests."
"Oh, who is the person that your master is willing to meet?" The infatuated Lin Fuyang stared fiercely at Lan Shan Gu who was standing aside and said, "That kid?"
It turns out that this guy is a jealous person and regards Lan Shan Gu as his biggest rival in love.
"It has nothing to do with you who the master meets." The boy in green clothes said, "Go back quickly. I'm going to close the door."
After the boy in green shirt finished speaking, he was about to close the wooden door with both hands.
Snapped----
The infatuated Lin Fuyang put his hands on the door, preventing the boy in green from closing the door.
He shouted angrily to the music fanatic in the inner room: "Shui Liuyun, you are such a cruel woman. After all, we have been friends for many years. You don't even give us a chance to meet each other. Are you really so heartless?"
"Let go." The boy in green shirt tried desperately to close the wooden door, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't do it. How could she, at such a young age, compete with the tall and strong Lin Fuyang
Seeing Wanwan's little face flushed red with beads of sweat on her forehead, Lan Shan Gu felt a little distressed and said, "Senior Hua Chi, since Mr. Le Chi has already gone to bed, how about you come visit again tomorrow? After all, it is not polite to disturb a lady's rest in the middle of the night."
The nympho turned around and stared at Lan Shan Gu, saying with an unhappy look in his eyes: "You----get out of here."
Lan Shan Gu grinned and said, "Look, you insulted me again - I wrote it down."
"What if you write it down?" Lin Fuyang looked at Lan Shan Gu with disdain on his face. He glanced at her with great arrogance and said, "Can you still beat me up?"
"Hahaha-----" Lan Shan Gu laughed out loud at the words of the flower-crazy Lin Fuyang, and said, "You are the flower-crazy senior of the Seven Idiots of China, how could I possibly beat you up? I have the heart, but I don't have the courage."
Lin Fuyang snorted coldly, and once again changed his target and shouted at Le Chi: "Shui Liuyun, you know my temper. If you don't come out, I won't leave tonight. We'll meet again when you come out. If you are willing to live in this room for a year or half, I will guard outside this door for half a year or half a year."
Phew-------
Lan Shan Gu couldn't help laughing.
The infatuated Lin Fuyang was very unhappy and shouted angrily: "Boy, what are you laughing at?"
"I laugh at what Senior Huachi said------" Lan Shan Gu laughed until he couldn't breathe, and said: "Mr. Lechi has lived in this house for a year or so, so he has food and drink and can live well. If Senior Huachi also guards this door for a year or so, I'm afraid he will starve to death without water or food, right?"
"You bastard------" The nympho was furious at Lan Shan Gu's words and said, "Get out of here."
"This is the third time you insulted me. I've made a note of it." Lan Shan Gu said to the crazy maniac.
"So what?" Huachi didn't consider Lanshan Valley as an opponent of the same level, and shouted to Lechi in the box again: "Shui Liuyun, if you don't speak again, I will-------"
"What about you?" Lan Shan Gu asked from the side.
"I just-------" The infatuated girl had a conflicted expression and hesitated for a long time, not knowing what she should do to express her determination.
"You want to commit suicide by disembowelment? Senior, you must not do that." Lan Shan Gu said to the side. "Even if you want to die for love, please don't do it in my Blue Mountain Club. I can't bear the responsibility."
"I just--------" After hearing Lan Shan Gu's words, Lin Fuyang finally understood what he should do.
He lifted up the robe he was wearing and took out a huge pair of scissors from his waist.
Lan Shan Gu and Liu Shu quickly dodged as they didn't want to be stabbed by the big scissors.
Fang Yan's eyes were slightly stern, and he was ready for defense. If he dared to act rashly, Fang Yan would beat him so badly that even his mother wouldn't be able to recognize him.
The nymphomaniac looked around while holding the scissors, and everyone who was stared at by his eyes couldn't help but take a few steps back.
No one wants to be the target of this madman's attack.
The nymphomaniac finally chose his target and rushed towards the center of the yard, waving scissors.
Everyone panicked and fled in all directions. Even the young men who had broken their legs and were lying on the ground pretending to be dead tried their best to crawl towards the archway.
"I'll fight you."
The nymphomaniac rushed to a pine tree in the middle of the yard, waving a pair of scissors and starting to cut the plants.
Fang Yan and his friends were all stunned.
(PS: Men, there are those days every month-----five chapters updated today!) (To be continued)