The bald man laughed loudly, feeling very proud of his classic line. If possible, he really hoped that he could have a megaphone in his hand so that the whole street could hear the joke he said unintentionally - what a humorous and witty line, tens of thousands of times better than those written by novelists.
The men who followed him in laughed happily, but also with some ill intent.
No matter whether you really think his words are interesting, or think he is vulgar and obscene, you still have to save face - you have to be grateful when you receive something from someone, and you have to be grateful when you eat from someone. Every time you eat out, you have to ask someone to pay the bill, so you have to give something, right
"Brother Jianguo, do you want to eat Miss Bai Jie's bottom or Miss Bai Jie's noodles?" A man with long hair blinked his obscene little eyes and said with a smile.
"Lin Hai, aren't you asking even though you already know the answer? Brother Jianguo, of course, wants to eat Miss Bai Jie's lower body - no, no, it's Miss Bai Jie's noodles -" A big man in a grey Taoist robe with a string of star-moon bodhi flowers around his neck, who looked exactly like the swindlers who went around the streets selling amulets to young girls and wives, laughed.
"Isn't this the same idea? What's the difference between Bai Jie's noodles and Bai Jie's bottom? Aren't they both edible? They should both taste good, right?" A pretty pretty boy in the crowd said in a coquettish voice while holding a orchid root. "Bai Jie is so beautiful, I'd like to eat her too----"
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Bai Jie seemed to know these people. Her face was ruddy, her cheeks puffed up, and she stared at the bald man with murderous eyes and said, "Kong Jianguo, don't talk nonsense - who wants to give you something to eat? Don't even think about it. Go away quickly and don't enter my store."
Hearing Bai Jie's reply, Kong Jianguo became even more excited and walked towards Bai Jie with big strides. His huge body standing in front of the thin Bai Jie was like a big grizzly bear coveting a little white rabbit. The little white rabbit felt that it couldn't fly away even with wings. He said, "Little sister Bai Jie, there is something wrong with what you said. Does your family run a noodle shop? If it is a noodle shop, brothers, come here, if you don't give us noodles, do you want to give us fried rice with eggs?"
"You-----" Bai Jie took two steps back to avoid the man's close-range threat.
"What's wrong with me? Do you think what brother said makes sense?" Kong Jianguo's puffy eyes were filled with an undisguised evil light, and he said, "Sister, brother has asked you out more than once or twice, why don't you go to the bar with brother tonight? I tell you, I'll give you whatever you want to drink, and I'll let you play whatever you want to play. You can choose any bar in Houhai or Sanlitun - how about it?"
"I'm not going." Bai Jie simply refused.
"Bai Jie, are you so disrespectful? Let me tell you, other female students wouldn't be treated this way-----"
"Then go find those who are willing to go with you."
"It's tasteless." Fang Yan said with a tut. "It's really tasteless."
Kong Jiansheguo only treated Fang Yan as an ordinary diner. He didn't expect Fang Yan to suddenly speak out against injustice. This guy is such an idiot. When you yelled, you didn't even look carefully to see that there are several brothers on your side. You are sitting with an old man. If a fight really breaks out, you guys will be no match for him.
Everyone wants to be a hero and save the beauty, but before you do that you have to think carefully about whether you are a hero or a bear. Even if the bear saves the beauty, most of the time he will just say "you are a good person", and then the girl will disappear without a trace. When the police come to investigate, no one will help to give a statement.
Kong Jianguo's eyes finally shifted to Fang Yan's face, and he looked at him carefully, thinking that the person who could come to such a small shop to eat noodles with soybean sauce must not be a prominent figure. How could a prominent figure come here to eat a large bowl of noodles with soybean sauce for 18 yuan
Of course, Kong Jianguo was an exception. If it weren't for Bai Jie, he wouldn't have been willing to take his brothers to such a shabby shop to eat noodles. Going to Wang Lao Er Kidney Shop in Daqianmen to eat skewers of meat and drink beer was a decent life.
Snapped----
Kong Jianguo's fat palm slapped Fang Yan's shoulder heavily. Fang Yan frowned slightly, but didn't say much. He just lowered his head and finished the long noodle in his mouth.
I have to say that Bai Xiu's fried noodles are not as delicious as the gentleman said. No matter how delicious the fried noodles are, isn't it just a bowl of fried noodles? Moreover, there are so few diced meats, and the marinade is not spicy enough. I don't know how such a shabby shop can be open for so many years. Why didn't Bai Xiu starve to death
While thinking this, Fang Yan opened the chili bottle on the table and poured a large spoonful of chili oil onto the dough. He stirred it vigorously, and the taste was very different.
Spicy and sour!
"Brother, what are you talking about?" Kong Jianguo bowed slightly and said with a smile.
Because his big fat head was too close to Fang Yan's bowl of noodles, Fang Yan was particularly worried that the sweat on his face would drip into his bowl.
Although every meal is earned through the hard work and sweat of farmers, if you pour someone's sweat directly into the meal, I'm afraid few people will be able to eat it.
Fang Yan had no choice but to put down his chopsticks, wipe the chili oil stains from the corners of his mouth with a tissue, and said, "I said it has no taste."
"Oh? That's interesting." Kong Jianguo looked at Fang Yan with a smile and said, "Do you think we brothers have no taste?"
"That's not what I meant." Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo seriously and said, "This way of speaking shows that he has no quality. If he doesn't have any quality, then there's no need to talk about style for this man. Quality is the foundation, and style is a deeper level of cultivation."
Kong Jianguo was amused. He began to pat Fang Yan's shoulder with his big hand and said, "Then what kind of way of speaking do you think is more stylish?"
"For example, what you said just now was wrong." Fang Yan looked like a teacher, and discussed with Kong Jianguo seriously. As for the gravity on his shoulders, if the fat man was not afraid of dislocating his claws, he should continue to use force and treat it as a free massage. "What did you say just now? You said you wanted to eat Miss Bai Jie-----"
Fang Yan glanced at Bai Jie's angry expression and said, "To be honest, I don't even have the courage to repeat those words. I can't say it, sorry ----- Actually, it's not your fault, because many people in society make this mistake. They don't have much culture, but they like to take shamelessness as humor, vulgarity as humor, and lack of taste as hipsters to show off to the public----"
"You shameless bastard, how dare you talk to our Brother Jianguo? Brother Jianguo, slap him in the face------slap him, you shameless bastard-------" The sissy jumped out very dissatisfied.
Fang Yan looked up at him and memorized his appearance.
"That's right. Look how he acts like he's some awesome guy-------" The charlatan pointed in the direction of the red wall and said, "Do you know where that is? If you're really awesome, you can go there and take a walk around for me to see------"
"I just came out of there." Fang Yan answered truthfully.
The gentleman who was eating noodles with his head down glanced at Fang Yan and said, "Don't show off your wealth."
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The group of hooligans were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
The sissy held her belly and said with a trembling voice: "I am dying of laughter, I am really dying of laughter ----- oh my, this little guy is so cute -----"
"Brothers, did you hear that? He said they just took a stroll there - do you believe it? Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway -"
"This guy, we've hit a wall this time------hahaha, I'm dying of laughter------"
"We really went there." Fang Yan explained again, somewhat unwillingly. He was indeed an awesome person, and they had really hit a wall - why didn't they want to trust his own judgment
Kong Jianguo's face was gloomy, and he patted Fang Yan's shoulder with even more force, saying, "Since you said so, you have to tell me what a real humorous and elegant person is, so that the brothers can learn from him."
Kong Jianguo also felt very strange. He usually liked to play with walnuts, and his hands were really strong. He had pinched someone before, and as soon as he put his palm on the boy's shoulder, the guy immediately became angry and begged for his parents to let go.
What's wrong with this guy? I've put so much effort into it, but he doesn't even notice it
Or is it that I simply have no strength in my body today
"Well, since you are so kind as to ask for leave, I will teach you a lesson." Fang Yan nodded with a smile and said, "Chinese characters are broad and profound. If you combine them at random, they will have endless uses. For example, let's use the sentence 'The goddess is a little salty' as an example."
Bai Jie's face was frosted, she stamped her feet angrily and said, "Brother Fang Yan, how can you talk like that?"
"Oh, I'm not talking about you------" Fang Yan quickly explained, "I'm talking about the goddess below---just treat the goddess as any other woman."
Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo's friends and asked in a professional and responsible tone that a teacher should have, "Think about it, how many meanings does this sentence express?"
"Two layers." The sissy raised his hand to answer. "The first layer means that the goddess's vagina is a little salty, and the other layer is hey, I'm embarrassed to say it, anyway, you can think about it yourself-------" (To be continued)