"Correct answer." Fang Yan hit the edge of the bowl with chopsticks and praised, "This sissy classmate answered correctly. The goddess's bottom is a little salty. This sentence has two meanings when understood literally. We can simply misunderstand that he is commenting that the goddess's bottom noodles have too much salt. Of course, we can also make an unhealthy association in another direction. So, it depends on the relationship between the receiver and the speaker. If the receiver and the speaker are ordinary friends, then it is a comment on the noodles. Even if the receiver is very dissatisfied with this sentence, because there is another layer of meaning to cover it up, it will make people feel harmless."
"If the two are in an ambiguous relationship or a romantic relationship, then the topic can be extended in another direction, which increases the fun of the interaction between the two people and adds interest - sexy but not obscene, interesting but not lewd, this is the charm of language. To evaluate whether a man is attractive or not, it does not lie in whether he tells dirty jokes in front of others, but in whether he tells a dirty joke and everyone still thinks he is funny and has substance, and everyone likes him very much -"
Fang Yan glanced at Kong Jianguo and said, "You got straight to the point. You came in and said you wanted to eat the goddess's vagina. This blocked your own escape route. You were naked, not disguising your shameless lust and the restless desires in your body. The disadvantages of this kind of language expression are, first, it proves that you are a gangster. Second, it proves that you are an uncultured gangster. Third, girls will never go to a bar with such an uncultured and tasteless gangster. I'm talking about good girls. If you spend a million, there will still be a lot of bad women who are willing to do whatever they want for you."
"-----"
Everyone stared at Fang Yan with wide eyes, as if they were looking at a dinosaur that had run out of Jurassic World.
"This guy doesn't want to live anymore?" Kong Jianguo's friends thought.
"This guy must not live." Kong Jianguo thought to himself.
"Brother Fang Yan is so funny-----" The annoyance on Bai Jie's face turned into a blush, and she stared at Fang Yan who was sitting there without blinking.
"This kid----" The gentleman looked up at Fang Yan for a while, then lowered his head and ate noodles. For an old man like him, there are really not many things in this world that can surprise him-----Even if his apprentice Bai Xiu was killed by Fang Yan, he just sat there in a daze for a while, and then he figured out a lot of things.
"Brother Jianguo-----" The sissy saw Kong Jianguo standing there motionless, and couldn't help but remind him. "Why don't you say something? You can curse whatever you want, and the brothers will help you do whatever you want, but don't hold it back-----"
Kong Jianguo was indeed almost suffocated by Fang Yan's words.
He was angry, furious, and felt very ashamed -
He had finally said such a witty and humorous remark. In order to leave a deep impression on Bai Jie, he had spent three days and three nights thinking about the first line for today's meeting. How could he be criticized as worthless by this kid
It would be fine if he was worthless, but he also said that he was a gangster. Yes, he was indeed a gangster, and he did not deny that. There was nothing wrong with being a gangster. He had beer to drink, kebabs to eat, did not have to punch in at work every day, and did not have to be harassed and oppressed by his superiors. However, to say that he was an uneducated gangster was a slap in the face.
Who is uneducated? Who is uneducated
I don’t have anything else, but I have plenty of culture.
Kong Jianguo's face changed from white to black, from black to purple, and finally from black and purple to deep red.
His expression was ferocious and his eyes were full of murderous intent.
He patted Fang Yan's shoulders with his big hands, which made a crackling sound. He gritted his teeth and said, "You said I was uneducated, you said I had no taste - I want to see if you have any education and taste - I will start fighting in a while, don't cry -"
Bai Jie was anxious and shouted: "Kong Jianguo, let go of me now, or I will call the police----"
"Then call the police. Who will the police help?" Kong Jianguo turned around abruptly and looked at Bai Jie with eyes like a vicious dog that was ready to bite anyone. He cursed, "Little bitch, I'm going to rape you sooner or later."
A person's lack of culture and taste can also be reflected in this aspect: he can turn against you at any time.
Because there is no faith in their hearts, let alone credibility. Apart from the fear of violence, everything else is shit to them and can be trampled upon and violated.
Bai Jie was not used to this kind of conversation. She opened her mouth, not knowing what more powerful words to use to refute - Kong Jianguo could call her a little bitch, and say things like 'sooner or later I will fuck you', but she couldn't call Kong Jianguo a 'big bitch, sooner or later I will fuck you' or something like that - if she really did that, Kong Jianguo would probably be very happy, right
When it comes to quarreling, women are born weak.
The gentleman raised his eyebrows slightly. He didn't think it was a big deal, and he didn't even take a few small scum like Kong Jianguo seriously. However, he didn't like others scolding Bai Jie because he really liked this little girl who always acted coquettishly or got angry with him.
He treated this girl as his own granddaughter. This feeling was even deeper than the one he had for Bai Xiu. He hoped that Bai Xiu could become a talent, a gentleman in Yanziwu, and a pillar of the country. However, when facing Bai Jie, he had no hope, only that she could be happy.
So, he looked up at Fang Yan again, meaning: Boy, don't argue when you can take action.
"It's okay." Fang Yan smiled and comforted Bai Jie, whose face was red and eyes were filled with tears of grievance. "Don't look at this guy's fat head and big ears, he actually has no strength in his body. He put his hand on my shoulder for a long time, and he was actually massaging me."
After hearing Fang Yan say this, Bai Jie's little face finally broke into a smile, and she reminded him, "Be careful-------"
Others were not happy.
The pretty boy looked at Fang Yan with jealousy, and said in a resentful voice: "Brother Jianguo, why don't you try harder? You are not in love with this pretty boy, are you? Look at him, he has a sharp tongue and doesn't know how to serve others at all-----He is not worthy of you at all------"
"Jianguo, if you don't have the strength, let me help you?" said the swindler in Taoist robes.
They all knew Kong Jianguo's strength. Kong Jianguo had been exerting so much strength for a long time, but the boy didn't even kneel down and beg for mercy, and didn't even show an uncomfortable expression. Isn't the fact clear before their eyes? Kong Jianguo let him go.
"Fuck your grandma-----" Kong Jianguo couldn't stand Fang Yan's sarcasm, and he didn't want to be looked down upon by his friends.
He grabbed Fang Yan's shoulder with one hand, holding him so that he couldn't get up or struggle. He clenched his other hand into a fist and smashed it hard on Fang Yan's head.
call------
The wind from the fists gusted.
"Ah-------" Bai Jie closed her eyes in fear.
Quiet!
Deathly quiet!
Bai Jie opened her eyes with some confusion and found that Kong Jianguo's fist was caught in Fang Yan's palm.
Bai Jie opened her mouth into an O shape, looking at everything that was happening in front of her with surprise.
"Brother Fang Yan, he looks very powerful-------"
Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo's fat face, which was close at hand, and said with a smile, "Can you help a little?"
"Pooh-------"
Kong Jianguo spat towards Fang Yan's bowl of noodles.
Fang Yan stared at this scene with wide eyes. He didn't have time to stop it, nor did he think of intercepting it. He really couldn't understand how an upright gangster could do such a disgusting thing
"You are really-------" Fang Yan considered his words in his mind and said, "A pile of stinking mud."
Fang Yan grabbed Kong Jianguo's wrist and began to apply force. Kong Jianguo once again heard the crackling sound of his fingers.
His expression became hideous and distorted once again, and beads of sweat began to drip down his forehead-----
"Let go--------" Kong Jianguo endured the pain in his hand and pretended to be able to endure it. He learned this trick from Fang Yan. He said calmly and calmly: "Let go-------"
Of course Fang Yan would not let go.
Although I felt a little uncomfortable when you bullied Bai Xiu's sister, I also felt a little happy.
Who makes her Bai Xiu’s sister
But you spitting into my bowl is unacceptable.
Fang Yan continued to increase his strength, and Kong Jianguo's hand bones continued to make crackling sounds. However, this time, the sound was no longer as crisp as before, and it was just a series of intermittent muffled sounds - like bones deep in the flesh bursting.
"Let go quickly------" Kong Jianguo couldn't hold on any longer. He was not only sweating, but also crying.
Kong Jianguo, who had just said to Fang Yan, "Don't cry for a while," started crying loudly, looking heartbroken.
"Dad, please------please let go------Dad, I was wrong-----I know I was wrong, I won't dare to do it again-------"
"Grandpa--Grandpa, please spare me----Grandpa---"
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Kong Jianguo did not continue to call Fang Yan "ancestor" because as he spoke, his body began to tremble, and then his eyes went black, and he fell straight to the floor.
boom------
Kong Jianguo's huge body hit the floor tiles of the noodle shop, leaving several cracks on them.
Fang Yan was shocked for a moment. It would be hard to believe if this guy said that he had never practiced "Iron Plate Kung Fu".
(PS: Follow Lao Liu’s WeChat public platform liuxiahui28 to participate in the casting of “Ultimate Teacher”. I know that everyone is not satisfied with the first season of the TV series, so it is up to you to decide who will star in the second season - vote for whoever you like.) (To be continued)