So cool!
So handsome that bubbles appear!
This is what all the students in Class 9 are thinking.
Before this, no one had ever thought that the ancient literary knowledge, which was originally boring to them, could be presented in such a chic and spectacular form.
Is this the Chinese culture that they have discarded like garbage
Is this the antique that they don’t even want to mention or look at
"If I could do this, how many girls could I pick up?" many boys secretly thought to themselves.
Thinking of the beautiful and lustful future, the way they looked at Fang Yan was filled with deep love.
"What a great teacher," they thought to themselves. "The school really takes good care of them."
Huang Haoran's eyes were red, and he took off his glasses again, wiped the corners of his eyes with a glasses cloth, then put on his glasses, left his seat and walked to the middle of the aisle. He bowed deeply to Fang Yan and said, "Teacher Fang, I lost. I lost with all my heart."
Fang Yan looked at him with a smile and said, "Isn't it too early to admit defeat now?"
To be honest, if Huang Haoran asked other questions or asked him to recite another ancient Chinese text, Fang Yan was not sure that he would be able to memorize it.
However, what he asked for was actually the "Tao Te Ching".
Fang Yan was born in a Tai Chi family. His father, an old scholar, could not practice martial arts himself, but he placed his hopes for the revival of the family's martial arts on his precious son. Fang Yan also worked extremely hard, but - but he met Ye Wenrou, a freak that the Ye family rarely sees in a century.
As a result, he could only fight and be defeated every time.
She knocked out his front teeth, tore out his hair and beat him until he lay on the ground crying for his parents. Fang Yan couldn't imagine how she would torture him this year, so he simply left home.
His father Fang Yixing not only forced him to learn martial arts, but also forced him to master both literature and martial arts. He read widely under the guidance of his father since he was a child, and the "Tao Te Ching", which is regarded as the highest classic of Taoism, was one of Fang Yan's enlightenment readings.
In order to comprehend everything in the world and improve his Tai Chi realm, Fang Yan read day and thought night, dissecting it word by word.
So, when he heard that Huang Haoran's third question was to recite the "Tao Te Ching", he really had the urge to laugh out loud three times.
He was impulsive indeed, but he did not laugh out loud three times. Instead, he boasted that he would recite the "Tao Te Ching" backwards.
The performance was perfect and the effect was amazing. Seeing their enthusiastic eyes, Fang Yan secretly gave himself thirty-two thumbs up in his heart.
Huang Haoran looked at Fang Yan in confusion, not understanding what he meant by this sentence.
"We agreed that if you ask me three questions, I will ask you three questions." Fang Yan reminded him. "You haven't forgotten it, have you?"
"Teacher, there's no need to take the test, right? Huang Haoran is definitely not as good as you." A lively girl shouted.
"That's right, I always thought Huang Haoran was a top student, but now I realize that Teacher Fang is the most popular among the top students." A naughty boy said that Huang Haoran was no match for Fang Yan.
"Teacher Fang, do you have a girlfriend?" Is this the rhythm of preparing for an attack
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When the whole class heard Xu Ying ask Fang Yan if he had a girlfriend, they all laughed out loud.
Xu Ying was a cute girl with an oval face. She was embarrassed after asking this question. But when she saw that the whole class was laughing at her, she rolled her eyes angrily and said, "I just like Teacher Fang, so what? If you don't like her, you are not allowed to compete with me for her."
"We don't fight, we don't like men." A boy said deliberately jokingly.
Seeing them laughing and playing, Fang Yan felt comfortable and relaxed.
This is the taste of youth, this is the breath of freedom, this is the carefree life.
Being a teacher is really great!
Without being beaten, things can’t be really good!
After they had been fighting for a while, Fang Yan looked at Huang Haoran and said, "One should have a beginning and an end in mind. What do you think? How do you know you will lose until the last moment?"
Huang Haoran understood what Fang Yan meant and said seriously, "I am willing to accept Teacher Fang's assessment."
Fang Yan nodded with satisfaction and said, "For the first question, other students can also answer it. For each question you answer successfully, I will give you one extra point in the exam. "The moon shines brightly before my bed" is a famous line by Li Bai. What does "bed" refer to?"
"The fence on the well." When other students were still thinking, Huang Haoran had already given the answer. The academic master's foundation is indeed extraordinary.
"In the garden of poetry for thousands of years, all the flowers are in full bloom, and a flower of a girl is in full bloom. Which talented woman in history is this sentence referring to?"
"Li Qingzhao." A chubby girl answered loudly. Her voice became a little sharp because she was too anxious. Her face flushed, and she looked at Fang Yan and said, "I like Li Qingzhao the most."
"What's your name?" Fang Yan walked up to the girl, looked at her and asked.
"Wang Fang."
"Congratulations, Wang Fang, you got the answer right. I will add one point to your test paper next time you take the exam."
"Thank you, Teacher Fang." Wang Fang said happily.
Seeing Wang Fang having such an intimate conversation with the new teacher Fang, the other girls were envious. Everyone secretly made up their minds to answer the next question successfully.
Whether intentional or not, Fang Yan's move immediately aroused the students' enthusiasm for learning and made everyone follow his ideas.
This is an essential quality for an excellent teacher, or the ability to control the situation.
"The third question is also the last one." Fang Yan looked around the room and asked, "Who can recite the complete "Standards for Being a Good Pupil and Child"?"
No one answered.
Fang Yan looked at Huang Haoran and asked, "Can you do it?"
"meeting."
"Why not recite it?"
"Because-----" Huang Haoran hesitated for a while and said, "I only know how to straighten my back."
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Fang Yan really didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Just because he recited the Tao Te Ching backwards, you must also recite the Disciple Rules backwards
"Back." Fang Yan said in a commanding tone.
Huang Haoran nodded in agreement and recited: "The Disciple Rules are the teachings of the saints. First, filial piety and brotherhood, then sincerity and trustworthiness------"
When Huang Haoran finished reciting, Fang Yan was the first to applaud and said, "Not bad, you recited very well. Only a few words are wrong, and the order of two sentences is reversed. Knowledge is not magic, it must be played with tricks, right? At your current age and current stage of education, you can be proud of yourself for being able to do this."
"Thank you, teacher." Huang Haoran said happily.
"It proves that you can graduate from elementary school." Fang Yan said.
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Huang Haoran's face turned purple and he wanted to die.
The other students wanted to die after hearing this. Huang Haoran had only graduated from elementary school, what level were they at? Kindergarten
"You're not convinced?" Fang Yan took in their expressions and said with a smile, "In fact, 'The Rules for Being a Good Pupil and Child' was indeed an enlightenment reading material for children in the past. You all agree on this, right?"
"Teacher Fang, you can't blame us for this. The school has been asking us to memorize this and that all day long, but it has never asked us to memorize the "Standards for Being a Good Pupil and Child". Besides, it won't be tested on the exam, so it's useless for us to memorize it."
"Indeed, I can't blame you." Fang Yan agreed with the student. "It's not on the test, so you don't have to memorize it. But that doesn't mean that "The Rules for Disciples" is useless. Our ancestors used to say that one should rectify one's mind, cultivate oneself, manage one's family, govern the country, and bring peace to the world. First rectify one's mind and cultivate one's nature, and then one is qualified to bring peace to the world. Nowadays, people rush to bring peace to the world right away, and cultivate one's nature and nature, but this is delayed. "The Rules for Disciples" is for us to rectify our mind and cultivate our nature. Read it, think about it, and you will find it has infinite uses."
"But it doesn't matter. From today on, I will take you to appreciate the 5,000-year-old Chinese classics and get familiar with the legendary figures in history. Drink fine wine, recognize heroes, see beauties, and make friends with all the people we admire. Whether he is Li Bai or Du Fu, whether he is Li Shishi or Liu Rushi."
"Teacher, Li Shishi and Liu Rushi are both prostitutes."
"Who said that?" Fang Yan turned around angrily, stared at the boy with acne on his face and said, "They are famous actresses, wouldn't it be more elegant to express it this way?"
Fang Yan sat down on a classmate's desk and said with a sincere look, "To be honest, I really envy your luck to have a man like me as your teacher. Don't laugh, we are in class."
"Hahaha------"
Everyone laughed even more happily.
This teacher is so annoying!
Bang------
The back door of the classroom was pushed open, and three students rushed in arm in arm.
"Stop." Fang Yan shouted.
Zheng Guodong looked at Fang Yan on the podium with drunken eyes and asked, "Can anyone tell me who this guy is? He looks unfamiliar."
"Fang Yan. Fang means square and upright, and Yan means two fires above and below." Fang Yan answered himself. "The Chinese teacher of this class."
"Oh. It's Teacher Fang." Zheng Guodong burped, waved at Fang Yan, and said, "Teacher Fang, I'll treat you to a drink some other day."
Fang Yan smelled the strong smell of alcohol in the classroom, frowned and said, "You three, get out. Come back to class when you sober up."
Snap-----
Zheng Guodong kicked the chair in front of him away, pointed at Fang Yan and cursed: "Mr. Fang, don't be ungrateful. When I'm happy, you're Teacher Fang. When you make me unhappy, you're just a piece of shit------"
"Hahaha, what a pile of shit------" Zheng Guodong's two followers Li Yang and Chen Tao laughed and echoed.
Fang Yan's eyes were slightly stern, and the smile on his face turned cold.
The trouble makers are here.
According to the rules of martial arts, each side should send out its own experts, each using their own skills, and the winner will be the king.
Fang Yan decided to send himself on the field. (To be continued)