I love you!
For true lovers, these three words are worth a fortune.
For men and women who are having a casual one-night stand, these three words are not much different from "good morning" or "I need to take a shit."
However, how to distinguish whether it is nonsense or not depends on one's own opinion.
"The sword was only 0.01 centimeters away from my throat at that time, but after a quarter of an incense stick, the owner of the sword will fall in love with me completely because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, I think this one is the most perfect------"
Oh, sorry, got the line wrong.
There was no sword, only the strong murderous intent emanating from Ye Wenrou's whole body.
Ye Wenrou stared at Fang Yan with cold eyes, as if she was staring at a lamb to be slaughtered.
Should we kill first and then castrate, or castrate first and then kill? This is a very illogical question - but how can women be logical
"I love you." Fang Yan looked at Ye Wenrou and said.
He felt that his way of solving the problem was perfect, just like the way that Zhizunbao answered the question when facing Fairy Zixia in "A Chinese Odyssey".
A senior in the gaming industry once said that when a woman is angry, just saying the three words "I love you" to her can make her lose her reason or IQ in an instant - if a woman loses the ability to think, she can only be led forward by a man.
However, Ye Wenrou obviously does not belong to that kind of woman.
"This is-----" Ye Wenrou examined Fang Yan's face and said, "Is this a move you often use? Do you think this will work on me?"
"I know that you are the one who has the most difficulty in this matter." Fang Yan said with a red face. Not only because of embarrassment, but also because of the timidity and guilt of facing Ye Wenrou. "It has already happened, and the result has been determined, but pushing such a fait accompli in front of you - letting you choose to accept or reject it, this is a great injustice to you."
"I am not a victim. From a man's perspective, I am the one who has benefited the most. I should be responsible for everything I have done. I was very nervous at the time, but I had to pretend to be calm in front of another woman because it was not her fault. I said that all the sins will be borne by me, and all the consequences will be responsible for me. I also want to say this to you. If you are angry, you can vent it. If you hate me, you can hit me. But you can't kill me now, because I have very important things to do. I have to live, at least for a while longer. I have to protect my grandfather and mother. I have to make sure they are safe and don't suffer any harm. At that time, I will let you deal with me. If you really do this, maybe I will feel better."
"You mean to say that I can't do anything to you now?"
"Not really---How about you scold me first?" Fang Yan asked cautiously. "Or you can beat me up----"
"Fang Yan, I'm very angry." Ye Wenrou stared at Fang Yan and said.
"I know." Fang Yan said in a deep voice, lowering his head slightly, showing that he was confessing his guilt.
"You're sorry for me." Ye Wenrou's tone became even more stern.
"Yes, I am sorry-----"
"You need to pay compensation."
"Okay, I'll pay for what?"
"You are going to marry me." Ye Wenrou said.
"Okay, I'll marry you----" Fang Yan suddenly raised his head, looked at Ye Wenrou in surprise, and asked, "You------what did you say just now?"
"You have to marry me." Ye Wenrou said. "You have to be responsible for me."
"I know, but------" Fang Yan's head seemed to have been drenched by heavy rain all night, and he was confused and couldn't find the right direction. Just now they were fighting and killing, how come it turned into a boring romance drama in the blink of an eye? The style changed too quickly, and Fang Huohuo said that he was a little bit unable to react.
"I'm your girlfriend." Ye Wenrou said.
"Yes, you always have been. I'm also your boyfriend."
"Our family knows about our relationship, everyone in Yanziwu knows about it, and many people in Yanjing know about it too. Just now, Mrs. Li and Mr. Zhang from the village saw us hugging each other."
"Yes, yes, I saw it." Fang Yan nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. What on earth was this woman trying to say? Why did she feel different from before? In the past, if she encountered such a thing, she would just rush up and beat him up. She enjoyed beating him up, and she also enjoyed the beating herself. She was quick and decisive, absolutely not dragging her feet, and she would not make people feel uneasy.
What on earth does she want to play
"If you don't marry me, my reputation will be ruined." Ye Wenrou said.
"ah?"
"Accept or reject?"
"No, this matter-----"
"Accept or reject?"
"Aren't you angry? I did something wrong to you, a heartless person-----"
"Angry. So I asked you to marry me - accept or reject?"
"I accept."
"Okay." Ye Wenrou nodded and said, "Go back and prepare the betrothal gifts."
After saying that, he turned around and walked back the way he came.
Her back is graceful, and her long legs move lightly and powerfully, as if they were stepping on the strings of a musical instrument.
Fang Yan stood there in a daze, and still hasn't reacted.
He knew that Ye Wenrou didn't talk much, but she had a very high IQ. Could it be that she hated him so much that she wanted to force him to marry her and have a bunch of children and beat his children every day to avenge him
Thinking of this possibility, Fang Yan was about to cry.
My baby is so pitiful!
These women are so scheming!
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Fang Yan walked home in a daze. Grandpa Fang Huwei was sitting on a chair, drinking tea. Seeing Fang Yan coming back, he handed him the cup and said, "Boy, pour me another cup of tea. The pastries sent by Wenrou are delicious, but a little too sweet. I need to drink more water to get rid of the greasiness. Hey, why are you back so soon?"
He looked his grandson up and down and asked in confusion, "You don't have any injuries? Didn't she break a leg or a few ribs?"
Fang Yan poured a cup of warm water and handed it over, shaking his head and saying, "No."
"This is strange, it's totally inconsistent with that girl's personality." Grandpa Fang Huwei looked solemn. He cast his eyes on Fang Yan's face again and said, "Have you heard? Ye Wenrou, that girl, has entered the Heavenly Dao Realm. She is the youngest Heavenly Dao Realm master in Yanziwu - no, in the whole of China. I heard that the people of the Ye family went to find you and asked you to let Yanziwu celebrate for three days. You agreed and asked you to engrave Ye Wenrou's name on the stone tablet at the entrance of the village. When was the last time you engraved words on the stone tablet? It was when your senior brother underestimated the enemy and successfully climbed the Heavenly Dao - it shouldn't be visible on the surface that a Heavenly Dao Realm master hits someone. I know you always want to save face and suffer - if you are injured, you must tell your family immediately. Find someone to help you push the blood and gas to recover faster. Don't bear it yourself."
"She didn't hit me." Fang Yan shook his head again.
"Oh. So that's it." Grandpa Fang Huwei had a look of regret on his face. "That means I'm scolding you. It's nothing to scold you a few times. I know Wenrou, she's very ruthless when she takes action, but she can't say anything harsh - scolding you a few times means she's letting you off easily."
Mr. Fang Huwei suddenly thought of something, and his body shook violently. He said, "Wenrou won't break up with you, right? Has it come to this?"
"No-----" Fang Yan looked at his grandfather with some resentment. Can't this old man think of something good? You betrayed me secretly and pretended that nothing happened. I haven't settled the score with you yet.
"What's going on?" Old man Fang Huwei couldn't even drink the warm water and stared at Fang Yan anxiously.
"She asked me to take responsibility," Fang Yan said.
"Ah? Take responsibility? How do you take responsibility? It's already happened, we can't just do something to Miss Chaoge, right?"
"She asked me to marry her." Fang Yan said.
"------"
"She said that our affair was known to the whole village, and it would be bad for her reputation if I didn't marry her—"
"------"
"I'm very worried now." Fang Yan said.
"worry about what?"
"She's worried that your great-grandson will be bullied by his mother." Fang Yan said. "She doesn't want to take revenge on me, so she wants to take revenge on my son. When my son is born, he will definitely have a hard time. Is that right?"
Snapped-----
Old Master Fang Huwei smashed a sandalwood handle at Fang Yan's head and cursed, "Are you possessed? Ye Wenrou wants to take revenge on you, so she forced you to marry her and give birth to a son for you -- and then bully your son?"
"I'm just worried-----" Fang Yan said, touching his head with a wronged look on his face.
"Your son is not her son. When she bullies your son, isn't she bullying her own son?"
"That's true—"
"Besides, Ye Wenrou is a master of the Heavenly Dao Realm. Why would a master of the Heavenly Dao Realm take revenge on a philandering man like this? If I were Wenrou, I would just slap you to death."
"------"
"Boy, tell me quickly, did Wenrou really ask you to marry her? Did you hear anything wrong? Did she say the time? Does our Fang family need to prepare something?"
"She told me to go back and prepare the betrothal gifts."
"It's settled." Mr. Fang Huwei slapped his thigh and said, "I have already prepared the betrothal gifts."
"------"
Grandpa Fang Huwei looked intoxicated and said, "Ye Wenrou is a master of the Heavenly Dao Realm. He is the youngest master of the Heavenly Dao Realm. Although my grandson has no ability, my grandson's wife is very powerful. I wonder who will dare to look down on our Fang family in the future."
"------" (To be continued)