"wig."
"Okay, wig."
"Camouflage creams and waxes."
"Okay, camouflage cream and skin wax."
"voice Changer."
"…Okay, voice changer."
Things like running water came out of Xie Yuanyuan's backpack one after another. Xie Yuanyuan frowned slightly, biting his lips unconsciously, and compared the pros and cons of the tools under the light.
Wen Zheliu couldn't help but ask: "Where did you get all this... from?"
Xie Yuanyuan didn’t raise any eyebrows: “Some are system rewards, some are purchased, and some malls don’t sell them at all. I made them myself.”
With a dazzling array of cross-dressing sneak props, from the oldest penis to the most sophisticated laser ion plastic surgery tweezers, Wen Zheliu picked up a bottle and looked at it. There was a label on it: Polyjuice Potion.
Du Zijun wondered: "You don't need these yourself, why..."
As he spoke, he raised his head and looked at the young man sitting at the desk. The question was gently left in his mouth, because Xie Yuanyuan's eyes were so focused, like a child tightly holding his only coins with sweaty palms, leaning on the colorful candy cabinet, carefully selecting The only one that suits you.
"I don't need these," Xie Yuanyuan muttered, "but since I have decided to be the best assassin in the world, how can I not do everything? I also took the Uncanny Valley Disguise Master Qualification Certificate Well, it’s at the master level!”
Wen Zheliu also became speechless. He thought that in the past at the transfer station, Xie Yuanyuan would run away alone one day without being seen, and would only come back in the evening. When asked what he was doing, he just giggled and did not answer.
It turns out that this child's heart... also harbors a grand dream of reaching the top of the world.
"Come!" Xie Yuanyuan picked out the equipment and turned his head confidently, "Disguise and disguise both have a focus. The center says that a man must use a method that does not change his gender to become a woman. First of all, the height and body shape must be the same. A sad hurdle…”
"I just need to sit behind the desk," He Qin said seriously. "If it's not necessary, you don't need me to stand up, right?"
Xie Yuanyuan raised an index finger: "This is a method, but more importantly, there must be a center and focus!"
"Central focus?"
"As long as the face is beautiful enough, who else will see anything else?" Xie Yuanyuan asked, "The outstanding advantages will definitely cover up any other shortcomings, just like Long Ji, even if she is hunchback, people will not see her again. She noticed this small problem when she was young, and the reason is exactly this: when one aspect is extremely good, it can cover up other shortcomings.”
Du Zijun asked: "But wouldn't overly outstanding advantages make other shortcomings more obvious?"
Xie Yuanyuan raised his second finger: "This is the next step! After creating a key point, the second step is to modify the remaining shortcomings. Using Yoshihara as an example, plump girls like to wear loose skirts Wear a blouse to cover your body shape; wandering girls whose legs are not long enough will tilt their waist and hips to one side when sitting down, so that the exposed leg lines will be very graceful. So... "
He cast his eyes on Wen Zheliu, took a few steps forward, and neatly connected the wig for him. The shiny black hair was like a hanging piece of satin. Xie Yuanyuan lifted the two long strands of hair at the temples and trimmed them skillfully. He went over and said carefully: "One of the most important aspects of a man's disguise as a woman is his hairstyle. Jifa, commonly known as the middle-parted princess cut, can almost perfectly cover the tougher facial lines of men... Well, so this is what is used in the disguise test. It is also the key and difficult point..."
Putting down the scissors, he applied the liquid skin wax on the palm of his hand, and applied it thickly around Wen Zheliu's cheekbones and cheeks. Then he used a sculpture knife to gently apply it skillfully like smoothing out the wrinkles on a plaster statue. Zheliu's eyes widened and he didn't dare to move.
"Smooth the edges and fill in the areas on the cheeks that are not soft enough..." Xie Yuanyuan muttered, "Then apply powder... Okay, all that's missing is makeup, and the general steps are complete!"
Wen Zheliu and the other two looked at each other in confusion. He tried to raise the corners of his mouth and smiled. Xie Yuanyuan's disguise was like a second layer of skin on his face, and it didn't feel stiff or sticky at all...
"Okay...does it look good?" He couldn't help but ask, a little uneasy.
"It's beautiful," He Qin couldn't help laughing, gazing at his gentle features, "it's fascinating."
Pulling the timeline back to the present, it turns out that it is not only people who are fascinated, but also ghosts.
... Irinai Que and Nue have forgotten the good meal they just had, they have forgotten that they were fighting each other over Sachiko before, they have forgotten their identities, they have even forgotten that this is the city that never sleeps, and they all came here to pick flowers. guest. Facing the girl's slightly surprised look, the bird gently touched his face and realized that he was crying.
Can ghosts cry too? Ghosts can only wail bitterly, laugh unbridled, and use the blood and bones of their own kind and the blood and bones of their enemies to pave an upward path. How could they do such a weak and cowardly thing as crying
But he cried, but the tears were as cold as dewdrops rolling down his equally cold cheeks.
"I'm vaguely in a trance and still doubting my dream..." The bird's tears gathered on her eyelashes as she entered, murmuring infatuatedly, "... I'll see you when the heavy snow falls."
Wen Zheliu choked up and didn't know what to say.
"What's your name?" Nue Duan sat upright in front of them, his eyes wide open, and he stared at Wen Zheliu solemnly: "A kind person like you who is rare in this life should not be reduced to this. Come with me! I I am willing to be Gao Tianyuan’s guide and send you to meet the eight million gods and Buddhas!”
"I... uh, my name is Goshima Harumi..." Wen Zheliu answered stumblingly while holding the voice changer, "I... I appreciate your kindness..."
"We are not reduced to this," He Qinjin's eyes flashed, hiding a little coldness in them, and took over the words with a smile, "It's just a bet with a friend."
The bird inside quickly said: "What kind of bet?"
"Just bet... whether we can be qualified to see the prince within a month." Wen Zheliu quickly replied, "Please don't tell this. Making a bet just for the sake of passion is not a commendable behavior. "
The bird inside looked at him dreamily and said: "It's just three thousand gold, so what's the problem? I'll just..."
"The devil's bet is a promise of ten thousand gold per word." He Qin closed the fan with a "snap", his golden eyes seemed to be burning in a strange place, and his intoxicating voice like the spring breeze suddenly dropped, and in an instant It makes people tremble all over, as if the emperor is giving orders to his ministers! Both Ruinai Que and Nue froze. Compared with the pressure they were facing at this time, Du Zijun's murderous intent, which was as cold as the snow and cold winter, was nothing to mention.
"Whoever breaks the promise will have to pay the price with his life," He Qin said word for word, "Whoever hinders the fulfillment of the promise will also have to pay the price with his life. Don't you two not understand such a simple truth?"
The two upper-level ghosts were dripping with sweat. When the atmosphere was chilly and neither Nue nor Ruinaique knew what to do, He Qin suddenly laughed again, and the warm wind blew again. He smiled and said: "Oh, my name is Goto Tomorrow Summer, this is our first time meeting guests, and we got into a situation where people were shouting and killing, it was really ugly, I’m sorry, sorry.”
Du Zijun also came in, his white skirt shining as clear as snow. He sat next to the two of them expressionlessly. On one side was the gentle spring, on the other was the sometimes blazing and sometimes harsh summer, and on the other was the cold winter. Three completely different yet harmonious auras are laid out, as if three seasons have descended on the human world at the same time.
"Thank you for taking care of Xiaoshan Loose Tea. We are new here... Zuofushi." Wen Zheliu smiled and pushed two cups of hot tea over, "Please take care of me."
On his face, he was calm, but secretly he was a little panicked. He had completely forgotten the rule of aligning the patterns on the tea bowls with the guests. Fortunately, Nue and Ruinaiqiao didn't even know their own surnames. I remember, I finally got over it this time.
- Bai Mugui finished talking about this romantic affair, and said in wonder: "This is the three-season ghost girl who has recently become famous in the city that never sleeps. The time for Taihu's appearance is approaching, and there are many legendary women in Yang's house. In addition to them, there are also new ones who have appeared recently. Twelve Tour Girl Group…”
The companion smiled dullly: "You can't tell, Bai Mu. Although he hasn't obtained the qualification to enter Yangwu yet, he knows the situation inside very well."
Faced with the teasing from his companions, Bai Mugui's cheeks turned red and his eyebrows stood up: "You...!"
Before he finished speaking, the single eye in the center of his companion's forehead shone with alertness: "Wait a minute, something seems to have happened."
A wave of exclamations came from outside the wine house. At the same moment, the lights in the wine house suddenly went out, plunging everything into eternal darkness.
"what happened?"
"Hey! You bastard, why did you turn out the light?"
The wine room was in a mess. The wandering girl in his arms clung to his clothes in fear. Baimugui pushed her away impatiently, his eyes shining brightly in the lightless environment. He opened the curtain and rushed out to the street with other demons and ghosts. He saw that the lights of the city that never sleeps were like submerging waves, and large areas gradually extinguished. Only the top of Awakihara, Taifu's residence, still exuded an endless golden light. The blue fire burning in the center of the city replaced the dim night of Jinjin Grotto. Farther away, the four gates of the Evernight City were all locked, and the heavy loud noise was like the sound of a twilight drum, solemnly shaking everyone in the city. Ghosts.
Something happened, Baimu Gui's heart tightened. The dots of blue fire like a long river are the burning souls of the ghost warriors. They are the eagle dogs and hyenas in the city that never sleeps. Such a large number proves that the ghost warriors are almost out in force... There must be some rare treasures or high-level ones. The wandering girls disappeared, otherwise they would not have closed the city gates from east to west, north and south, and suspended all entertainment business, even Yangwu was not spared.
The rumbling sound of horse hooves was like thunder trampling the earth. Hearing the sound like thunder, all the ghosts and ghosts retreated in fear. They were all patrons who came here to spend a lot of money, and they were the masters who supported this underworld capital, but they had to stay here. Backing away from the nightmare threat.
Running towards them was the Shibae Nagito Cavalry.
Hundreds of cavalrymen, each one of them the most powerful ghost shadow warrior, rides a nightmare horse, wearing a sword of thousand-forged black steel, with a two-meter-long naginata fixed on the back. The nightmare horse is designed to devour demons. Ghost horse, a sword made of thousand-refined black steel, full of blood and fire flowing through hell. The sheath of the naginata cannot be removed at all. It is firmly cast with the armor on the back, because there is only a complete set of armor as a storage device. , in order to temporarily restrain the roaring and ferocious thunder on the blade. Such a group of cavalry could even cross the river of Hirazan in Homizu, thus gaining the reputation of crossing the river.
This is the most elite force in the city that never sleeps, and even in the Land of Paradise, and no one can resist their iron hoof. The hundred-eyed ghosts hid in the corner of the night in panic, looking at the violently shaking earth in horror. On both sides of the long street, the glazed bells hanging on the vermilion eaves were shattered by the bang. These river-crossing riders almost trampled the city in half. .
"Did you see a suspicious woman?"
Over the roaring wind and thunder, he heard them ask.
"Thank you very much for coming. Your arrival really brightens up the humble room." Wen Zheliu sat behind the screen and bowed slightly skillfully, "It's just that time flies and good nights always pass so quickly. We all Looking forward to your next visit.”
The green-faced and multi-limbed ghost opposite was so sad that he started crying "wuwuwu" with snot and tears flying from his nose. He cried and said: "Even if I can't see Master Harunami's kind eyes, I won’t be able to see Master Xia’s world-famous smile tomorrow. At the very least, let me at least see Master Jiang Xue’s thunder…”
Before he finished speaking, Xie Yuanyuan picked up the enhanced high-power refrigerator, and suddenly a gust of snowy wind blew out, sending the ghost flying backwards.
"Get lost!" Du Zijun said impatiently.
"Ah, Master Jiang Xue did something to me, Master Jiang Xue! Ah, Master Jiang Xue!" Instead of being frustrated, the ghost rolled around, quickly got up from the ground with all four hands, and went to collect the ground in ecstasy. At the same time, Bai Xue stretched out his tongue, which was more than three feet long, and licked the snow intoxicatedly, making saliva flow all over the floor, "I am willing to serve Lord Jiang Xue for the rest of my life, Lord Jiang Xue..."
The maid hurriedly opened the door, grabbed the ghost's collar, hands and feet with her hands, and took him out with all her strength. The four of them could still hear the ghost's howl moving away in the corridor: "I will come again." ! Lord Chunhai, Lord Tomorrow Xia, Lord Jiang Xue—"
Du Zijun's face looked tired. At first he still had the energy to be angry, but now that he has seen so many psychopaths, he couldn't even get angry anymore. He covered his face and asked: "How much is left?"
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Hearing that Zheliu's back was aching, He Qin pressed his shoulders one by one. He opened a booklet, which had been marked with ink. From the initial three thousand gold, the amount decreased all the way. He picked up the pen, Erase the bottom number and write "Twelve Hundred Gold" again.
"There are still one thousand and two left," he frowned, "If you persist a little longer, you will reach your goal soon."
The minimum consumption standard of Yangwu is 0.6 small deposit per hour. Although they are now well-known in Yangwu, they are still the lowest level zafu here. Fortunately, Fantou Xinzao knows how to handle customers very well, and Koyama Hikaru is also giving them advice behind the scenes. Therefore, the price of the meeting between three people is determined by the guests bidding against each other, and the maximum price can be up to fifty cents per hour. In one week, they had saved 1,800 gold, which was a dazzling achievement. Even a god might not have earned so much money in seven days. It was so dazzling that Fan Tou Xinzao of this level had two chrysanthemums on his face. , and turned a blind eye to their mysterious origins.
The troubles brought about by high popularity are also difficult. Now they are surrounded by maids during their movements. The reception hall where they receive guests is the largest room on this floor, and it is empty enough to organize a ball game. The background of the ghosts who asked to see them by name was getting bigger and bigger. Fortunately, Wen Zheliu was able to deal with it at the critical juncture. As long as he looked at those evil spirits or powerful ghosts with compassionate and pitying eyes, they would always end up in the end. He shed tears and bowed his head in silence.
However, Wen Zheliu wasn't just pretending. The city that never sleeps is a place where the sun cannot be seen all year round. It is so far away from the noisy and bustling world. The prosperity here is just a deliberately manufactured imitation. He discovered that ghosts are creatures that long for love but do not know how to love. Men and women pretend to be in love in the Land of Love and Moon. They light candles as if it is a good night and extinguish the candles as a night of love. However, ghosts are bloody. They are all cold, and the darkness and coolness are intertwined together like two dying snakes. How can we capture those warm emotions
One night, the guest who came to visit them was a six-tailed fox demon. In addition to gold, the gift he brought was a peach blossom soaked in dew. If in the human world, peach blossoms are just plants that can be seen everywhere, and ordinary people’s daughters can pick a branch to tie their own hair; but in the city that never sleeps, living peach blossoms are rare treasures, and seeing them always reminds the dead ghosts of many spring days. His past, and the people who love him together with Chunguang.
"I'm here to give you this bouquet of flowers," the fox demon looked at Wen Zheliu and said, "Please don't refuse."
Wen Zheliu and He Qin looked at each other and quickly refused: "No, how can this be so embarrassing..."
The fox demon's eyes turned to He Qin, then to Du Zijun, and sighed: "Miss Jiang Xue is so sharp that she seems to let me see the lonely snow-capped mountains, and Miss Xia tomorrow... you are smiling, but this smile is a gift given to the subjects, Your majesty is like that of a king who cannot be looked down upon. Anyone who disobeys you will have the blade of death piercing his spine, right? Only Miss Harumi..."
He paused and smiled happily: "Miss Harumi... Ah, Miss Harumi, you will become an oiran. As long as you are willing, you can do it."
After saying that, the fox demon leaned down deeply and left like this.
Wen Zheliu often felt that the NPCs here could no longer be called NPCs. They were more like intelligent beings, beings with joy, anger, sorrow and joy.
"Who's coming next?" Du Zijun stretched his muscles and asked.
"It seems... a craftsman?" Xie Yuanyuan frowned and thought for a moment, "Yes, he is a craftsman. The gift list says craftsman."
After a short break, the door was opened again, and a group of male guests filed in. He Qin continued to rub Wen Zheliu's shoulders. Wen Zheliu whispered: "Be careful of being discovered..."
He Qin leaned down, approached Wen Zheliu with a breathtaking face, and kissed the young man lovingly on the cheek. He broke away from the transformer and laughed hoarsely in his original voice: "I will kill anyone who finds out. Won't this way no one will find out?"
"Brother, please don't mess around. This is no joke..."
The two people were whispering behind the screen. The visitor had already cleared his throat and stammered: "Um, I've heard about the reputation of the three Goto ladies for a long time, so I'm paying a lot of money to come and visit you! Oh my god, you're so elegant. …”
Hearing this voice, the four people's movements froze and they were all stunned.
"Master Ge, if you can't say it, don't say it. It's so embarrassing... Ahem! That, I have been waiting for it for many years, but I still can't..."
Before the visitor finished reciting the sour poem carefully prepared, Du Zijun suddenly stretched out his hand to open the screen. A group of people stared at each other, with thousands of words that were difficult to express in their eyes, all condensed into five words:
…Lie down in a big trough.