The Uncanny Valley Traveling Guide

Chapter 35

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The moment the nitroglycerin tablets came into contact with the tip of his tongue, the slowly rising mental level was like a shot of cardiotonic, making Wen Zheliu shudder.

He Qin's handsome face magnified in front of him, and when he saw that his eyes that were open unconsciously seemed to have regained a little luster, he stepped back a little.

"Calm down, don't be afraid of it!" He Qin's palms soaked in ice water were pressed against Wen Zheliu's slightly heated forehead. His tone was brisk, but the worry in his eyes was not reduced at all, and he stared at Wen Zheliu firmly. Liu's face said, "This is just an outdated reality show with bad jokes and vulgar performances. It can't have any impact on you, baby. You can't be afraid of it, you know?"

He Qin's arms were firm and strong, and the smell on his body was as cold as the ocean tide. When he heard Zheliu being held in his arms, his mind, which was not yet fully awake, unexpectedly recalled many confusing things indulged in dreams.

He saw the inorganic stars in the universe, saw the sharp and biting cold light of the blade, saw a piece of hard ice crystal falling when the snow was heavy in winter, and even saw an indestructible Gundam shuttle among the cold blue meteorites all over the mountains and plains in his confused thoughts...

His consciousness gradually returned, and he couldn't help coughing and laughing, and murmured: "What...where did the meteorite come from? I have long forgotten what Lady V looks like. This is all an old joke from many years ago..."

He Qin held his face and saw that he was still in the mood to think of some nonsensical old jokes. He breathed a sigh of relief and responded jokingly: "What's wrong? It's just a stone. Let's see how I can push it with my Gundam." go back."

Your mental value has stabilized at 73.4%. Please note that large fluctuations in mental value will also lead to varying degrees of physical loss.

On the other side, Xie Yuanyuan no longer cared whether he would be discovered by Happy Dawson on the other side of the TV. He quickly poured out all the medicine in the bottle and stuffed it into the players' mouths for them to eat.

The amount of medicine in a bottle is very small, and everyone eats it after receiving one piece. Xie Yuanyuan always felt suspicious eyes circling his back, but he didn't dare to look back, so he just stood there.

Du Zijun was the first to escape from the dizzy feeling of nausea. After all, he was also a person who had experienced bullets and bullets, and often experienced life and death crises in real life. However, even though he had increased his mental value by about 12%, he still felt that his hands were getting bigger and the house was getting smaller. In the end, he couldn't help it anymore and gave himself a hard slap in the face before reluctantly settling. mind.

"Damn, this damn thing..." He tremblingly took a glass of ice water and poured it on himself.

If someone had told him a month ago that he would become this desperate because of watching a reality show from the 1990s, he would have given that person a taste of what it means to truly live and die. But now, a difficult problem has been placed in front of everyone, and he has to force himself to face it.

Bai Jingxing was the second to adapt. He couldn't care less about waste or luxury. He poured the mead from the Fairy of the Magic Spring directly onto his face, letting the intoxicating aroma of the inhuman wine temporarily replace his desire to vomit.

"If we continue like this, when all our spiritual points are gone, even if we don't die, it will be the same as death." He said in a hoarse voice, "The pollution ability is too strong. For a while... I can't find a way to deal with it."

Lin Miao just gasped, and Chen Feiluan said: "If you can't do it, just go all out and smash the TV. I don't believe this damn thing can jump out along the wires and hit us."

"No... no!" Xi Ling struggled and yelled. Although he was only fourteen years old, his tenacity was even better than that of some adults. He managed to recover after taking pills, "This host's His behavior is too ridiculous. You think he is not good at it, but maybe he is. If the be condition is triggered in advance, what should we do?"

"Stop talking, you... you watch TV... you hurry up and watch TV!" Li Tianyu cried out with his teeth chattering.

Everyone subconsciously raised their heads and looked at the glowing screen.

When they both fell into a state of dizziness and nausea and couldn't extricate themselves, Happy Dawson kept maintaining that ridiculous butt-sticking action, and stared at the camera with his completely black eyeballs without any whites, as if waiting. What are you wearing? It was only now, after the players turned to look at him, that he slowly showed an ear-to-ear smile at the screen.

"It seems that some of the new friends are not quite able to adapt to our program!" He shouted with a smile on his face and beaming with joy.

Everyone's faces were extremely ugly.

Although Du Zijun had said something like "He should be able to see this side" before, it was just a guess after all. When it was actually implemented, the feeling would not be so wonderful.

"What exactly does he want to do?" Wen Zheliu straightened up and looked at the small screen.

Maybe Happy Dawson had waited a little too long. At this time, anxious and disappointed boos had already erupted one after another outside the window. He pushed the butcher away, broke off a piece of sausage and threw it into his mouth. He raised a hand and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, there's no need to wait for our guests. Let's get to the point quickly - we are taking a shower in the bathroom." Crazy woman!”

The butcher then let out a rough laugh. The stage behind the two of them was like a flat curtain, sliding down together. What was revealed seemed to be a room in an ordinary family, with light green wallpaper and lace coverings. There were tables and chairs, and there was a faint sound of rushing water in the bathroom.

"Shh..." Happy Dawson raised an index finger towards the camera, placed it on his lips that were painted blood red, and said in a voice that was almost a whisper, "We are going to meet the guests of this issue soon, aren't you? Are you looking forward to it?”

There was a low humming sound outside, and Wen Zheliu knew that it was the crazy town residents interacting with their beloved host.

"Three..." Happy Dawson lowered his voice and tiptoed toward the bathroom.

"Two..." The butcher completed the countdown for him, and the sharp meat-cutting knife in his hand kept emitting a cold light under the light bulb.

"One!" Happy Dawson slammed open the bathroom door, pulled open the shower curtain, and shouted, "surprise!"

The poor woman inside looked bewildered, and then let out a heart-rending scream of terror!

The bathroom was filled with hot mist and the water flowed loudly, but the woman who was said to be taking a bath was actually still wearing clothes. The clothes were soaked with water at this moment and clung tightly to the body, revealing the undulating and exquisite curves underneath. Wen Zheliu's pupils shrank, as if lightning struck, causing him to suddenly shout: "Adventurer Suit!"

If he remembered correctly, what this woman was wearing should be the adventurer suit he had accidentally scanned in the mall!

He Qin said in a deep voice: "She is the same person as us."

Because of Happy Dawson's special ability, He Qin did not use the word "player" to describe her, but everyone present understood what he meant. Li Tianyu trembled and suddenly pointed at the woman on the TV who opened her mouth and screamed: "Lipstick, lipstick! That lambskin lipstick belongs to her!"

Bai Jingxing frowned and asked, "How do you know?"

"I tried that lipstick shade!" Li Tianyu was about to cry. She hurriedly raised her hand and showed the red mark on the back of her hand to everyone, "It can't be wrong. It's the same as what she has on her lips now. The colors are exactly the same!”

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A chill ran down the spines of all the players.

The waiter John's answer still rings in his ears. He said that they are now residents of Melios-Happy Town. At that time, they could not fully understand the meaning of his words. Looking at it now, isn't this just like being trapped in the town? In the midnight joy show, do you mean that even life and death are at the mercy of others!

"Go away, go away!" The female player screamed like crazy, her pupils dilated into a blur. She panicked and chose a way out. In desperation, she took out a dagger and stabbed Happy Dawson who was holding her hand, but he easily dodged it. Happy Dawson laughed and said: "Oh, you really don't even have a bath." Crazy woman who knows how to wash! At this time, we need to hire this assistant—Mr. Butcher! Please, please teach her a lesson!"

"Understood!" The butcher had a malicious smile on his face, and he strode over, "Let me teach you!"

But what female players are waiting for is not instruction in words, nor instruction in body language. A blade of cold light slashed at her pocket, and she couldn't dodge it. The sharp knife immediately cut open her shoulder, and blood splashed out like a fountain, dyeing half of her body red.

The female player was dripping with sweat and tears, screaming in pain. She pushed the butcher away violently, and with her thin body, she squeezed out between him and Happy Dawson, wiping a bright red trail on the light wooden floor. Bloody, he stumbled away towards the door.

The townspeople outside the window immediately let out an annoyed sigh.

The two people were chasing and laughing. Happy Dawson said to the camera: "Oh my god, what a crazy woman! Why is she running? The camera should follow quickly, let us see where she is going!"

The female player seemed to have escaped to the street. At this time, the night was closing, and there was not even a star in the sky. However, the scene on the TV seemed to be daytime. Although the sun in the sky could not be seen, everything was shining white. . She covered her arms and staggered away, crying desperately: "Help me... help me! Someone help me!"

She cried so embarrassingly that her tears mixed with snot and flowed down her nose. The residents of the town seemed to laugh even harder. They not only laughed at her ugly defeat, but also kept urging the host and his Assistants, hoping that they will bring more exciting subsequent developments.

Only the players in the living room looked tense and looked at the scene in front of them with chills.

How to save, how to save

"...can it be saved?" Chen Feiluan asked in a hoarse tone.

In silence, Du Zijun shook his head gently, "Give up."

"She ran too fast!" When on the brink of desperation, the potential of the human body is also huge. Happy Dawson and Butcher chased behind them for a long time, panting, not sure whether it was for the sake of show effect, or whether they really couldn't catch up. He shouted in frustration: "The crazy woman ran too fast, happydawson is going to die from exhaustion, what should I do, Mr. Butcher?!"

"Tell her man to chase her!" the butcher gasped, "This is the only way the butcher can come up with!"

Happy Dawson burst out laughing: "What a great idea, what a great idea, why didn't I think of it!"

As he said that, he strode after him and snapped his fingers, "Program team, let the dog out!"

Wen Zheliu's eyebrows knitted together, and when he considered the context, he suddenly had a bad premonition.

The camera followed the footsteps of the female player. At this time, a few dog barks were suddenly heard in the voice-over, which were obviously faked by men. The camera then turned, and a dog with a man's head barked and chased in the direction of the female player. Passed by!

The female player turned back subconsciously and murmured with a pale face: "A Qian..."

The faces of the players suddenly changed, and Lin Miao's eyes burned with anger. He clenched his fists and stood up suddenly!

Yes, a dog with a human head.

Wen Zheliu could hardly believe his eyes, but it was indeed a dog with a man's head on its neck, four paws on the ground, hair all over its body, and a tail behind it.

This curious creature barks—even the sounds it makes are human. Its skin was a dead purple color, its mouth was full of deformed teeth that were a mixture of human teeth and canine teeth, and its eyes were bulging and bloodshot. Like Happy Dawson, there was no white at all, and they were all pure black. When it flew past the camera, Wen Zheliu caught a glimpse of the sharp interface between human skin and dog skin, as well as the thick vertical and horizontal sutures on its neck.

It was forcibly transformed after death, and then brought back to life by some unknown force, becoming this grotesque and disgusting appearance.

The female player no longer ran away. From the moment she saw the human-headed dog, her last remaining sanity seemed to collapse. She laughed a few times in a daze, staring straight at it as it rushed towards her, revealing its interlaced canine teeth.

"A Qian..." she murmured.

The weak screams of a woman's dying struggle and the deep gasps of beasts tearing apart prey filled the entire screen, occasionally mixed with the sound of dripping water. Happy Dawson was laughing so hard in the background that he could hardly breathe. He shouted loudly: "What a wonderful love! A mad woman was bitten to death by her husband who turned into a dog! What a wonderful love!"

Thunderous laughter resounded over the town of Melios, and everyone cheered and expressed their joy with sharp whistles.

The female player was torn to pieces like this. The moment she saw her body, Li Tianyu failed to keep the sandwich in her stomach. She rushed to the corner of the room and vomited, her face was filled with tears, and she almost fainted.

Wen Zheliu clenched He Qin's palms, slender and powerful palms used to hold swords. He looked pale and asked in a low but clear voice: "Brother, we will kill him, right?"

"Yes." He Qin also held his hand tightly with his backhand, his eyes flashed with sharp killing intent, and there was a cold and elegant smile on his lips, "He really deserves to be killed."

He raised his eyebrows and said slowly: "But before killing him, it would be more convenient to gouge out his eyes and then smash the base of his tongue."

Happy Dawson's laughter suddenly stopped. He wiped the tears from his eyes and shook his finger at the camera: "Oh, oh, our guests seem to be discussing some not-so-humorous topic. Let me watch." look… "

Before he finished speaking, Du Zijun raised his hand and fired a shot, crashing into the center of the TV knob. He met Happy Dawson's eyes fiercely and said word by word: "What are you looking at? Your mother is dead."

The author has something to say: The sentence He Qin said at the beginning of this chapter, "Isn't it just a stone? Watch me push it back with Gundam" comes from "Mobile Suit Gundam 0093: Char's Counterattack" and is an Amuro noodle. The lines spoken when the asteroid is about to hit the earth, and the V-girl mentioned by 66 is the alias of the V-Gundam driven by Amuro. This sentence is also a relatively well-known death flag meme in the Gundam series.

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