The Unconventional Legend

Chapter 103: Suffocate you to death [Fried cold fish for lazy little woman

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"Here's the card." After pulling out Zuo Xiaoduo's personal ID and phone number card, Li Changjiang confiscated the phone directly.

After a pause, he continued, "Don't mention or talk about what happened today. Keep it secret. Um, I mean the fortune-telling... In addition, tomorrow, you will have the second of the three touches and five evaluations. Then, the day after tomorrow, Monday, you will have the upgrade. Don't forget to tell your parents about the school assembly. They must be present..."

After hurriedly saying a few words, Li Changjiang rushed out like a wild horse.

Zuo Xiaoduo and Hu Ruoyun were in the office when they heard a loud bang outside. They didn't know what had happened. Then Li Changjiang's voice rang out from a few kilometers away: "Lao Liao! Lao Liao! I'm here, hahahahahahaha..."

Hu Ruoyun's almond-shaped eyes were still a little red, but she couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Hey, your principal..."

Although she expressed dissatisfaction, her eyes and brows were filled with sweetness and satisfaction.

Zuo Xiaoduo, who had already been force-fed dog food until he was full, was caught off guard and gulped down again.

Now I am not full, but I feel that this dog food is too sweet!!

Zuo Xiaoduo walked out of the office building with a bulging belly and ran into Qin Fangyang. Qin Fangyang was surprised: "Why is your belly so bulging?"

Zuo Xiaoduo sighed: "What else can I do? I'm so full of dog food..."

"… "

Qin Fangyang rolled his eyes and said, "What nonsense! We need to make the most of this afternoon to do the final consolidation. Tomorrow we will enter the Star Soul Tower and do the second of the three touches and five evaluations."

"understand."

On this day, Zuo Xiaoduo almost floated home, his mood full of joy.

He didn't stop until he reached the door of his house. He retracted his mouth that had been grinning all the way to his cheeks, then coughed, swallowed hard a few times, and rubbed his face hard with both hands to hide the excitement on his face.

He swallowed a few times again, moved his facial features a few times, and finally recovered a little bit of normality.

Someone tried hard to act heavy-hearted and inhaled heavily, it was just very artificial.

"You can't laugh!"

"You must not laugh!"

"Don't laugh."

Zuo Xiaoduo quietly opened the door, with a gloomy face, and walked into his home.

In the kitchen, Wu Yuting and Zuo Xiaonian exchanged glances.

Zuo Xiaonian leaned close to Wu Yuting's ear and said, "Mom, there must be something good happening again."

"Definitely." Wu Yuting leaned close to Zuo Xiaonian's ear and said, "If we hadn't just happened to see him on the windowsill, we might have really been fooled by his ghostly appearance. This kid jumped up and down happily all the way home, dancing the yangge. There must be something fishy going on!"

"Let's ignore him."

"Yes, let him hold it in. Let's see how long he can hold it in."

"good."

"Notify your father later, and don't let him ask. Let's entertain him together."

"Yes, I'll send a message right now. It would be a shame for Dad to miss such a fun game."

Zuo Xiaoduo sat down on the sofa with a sullen face, looking very worried, and then he sighed heavily.

"Why!"

I glanced towards the kitchen. If it were any other day, seeing my behavior, wouldn't I have come out to show some concern? !

Wu Yuting and Zuo Xiaonian seemed not to hear anything. They continued talking while cooking and whispering about whether to add soy sauce or vinegar.

"Hey! Ouch~~~"

Zuo Xiaoduo turned up the volume, collapsed onto the sofa in a dejected manner, and said loudly: "Oh, I'm so worried..."

Wu Yuting: "Nian'er, you put too much noodles in this, add a little water."

"Oh, okay, Mom, is this enough?"

"A little more. Well, this is just right for now. This is the amount. Remember it for the future."

"Okay."

Why is no one paying attention to me

Zuo Xiaoduo rolled his eyes and concluded that the kitchen was too messy and they didn't hear it.

Zuo Xiaoduo simply stood up again, still with a gloomy face, and walked step by step to the kitchen door, leaning against the door frame of the kitchen door, sighing loudly: "Hey!"

He frowned, his brows were so furrowed that they could have pinched a fly to death, and his face looked very sad.

Wu Yuting: "Nian'er, go to the refrigerator and get some dried shrimps."

"OK."

"Remember, these are dried shrimps, not prawns."

"Got it, Mom."

Zuo Xiaonian walked past Zuo Xiaoduo as if no one was around, opened the refrigerator and picked up some dried shrimps.

Hmm, why haven’t you noticed my expression yet? You can’t even see my ugly expression!

Zuo Xiaoduo took a step forward, leaned against the refrigerator and sighed, "Oh... I'm so worried."

"Get out of the way, you are so tactless!"

Zuo Xiaonian pushed Zuo Xiaoduo aside and walked away with the shrimp.

"Mom, is this enough?"

"about there."

Zuo Xiaoduo: “???”

Completely confused.

How could you not notice this

Zuo Xiaoduo was very frustrated and sighed: "Hey... Mom, I'm back."

Wu Yuting didn't even turn her head: "Gou Da is back, just in time, go peel the garlic, hurry up, I'm waiting to use it."

"… "

Zuo Xiaoduo peeled garlic resignedly. He seriously reflected in his heart: Did I act wrong? Why did I react like this

Not long after, Zuo Changlu also came back.

Zuo Xiaonian began to place the cooked dishes on the table one by one, and the aroma filled the air.

"Have a meal!"

Zuo Changlu was the first to pick up the chopsticks.

"smell good."

Zuo Xiaonian looked greedy.

Wu Yuting served food to everyone as usual.

Zuo Xiaoduo had been posing at the dinner table for a long time, but still no one paid any attention to him.

During this period of time, he has sighed more than twenty times, but none of his father, mother and sister responded to him. They were too lazy to even glance at him, as if that person was completely transparent!

Seeing the family eating happily, Zuo Xiaoduo finally felt really depressed.

He put his chopsticks on the table and said angrily, "I'm not eating anymore."

"Are you full already?" Wu Yuting looked at him in surprise and said, "Go back to your room to rest after you're full. Or go practice."

Zuo Changlu said without even looking up: "Don't waste your time here. Why are you still sitting here if you don't even want to eat?"

Zuo Xiaonian: "It's delicious, Mom. Your cooking skills have improved again. This is a step further. It's amazing. The dried shrimps are especially good."

Zuo Xiaoduo completely exploded, slapped his thigh hard, grabbed his hair, and asked with great grievance: "You... didn't you notice that I was very abnormal today?"

"Abnormal? Is it?"

Zuo Changlu was shocked and turned to look at Wu Yuting, who also looked bewildered. He then looked at Zuo Xiaonian, who also looked confused.

"What's wrong? Where?"

“!!!!”

Zuo Xiaoduo was really aggrieved and depressed this time: "I sighed so much..."

"Isn't this normal?"

Wu Yuting tried hard to hold back her laughter, with a look of confusion on her face.

"That's normal. Didn't you sigh that day?" Zuo Xiaonian's shoulders shook slightly. While complaining, he could hardly hold back.

"What's so special about sighing?" Zuo Changlu wondered, "If you don't want to eat, just leave. Why are you sitting here? Are you trying to show off?"

“Ahh…”

Zuo Xiaoduo was depressed and aggrieved. He clapped his chopsticks and cried, "None of you care about me at all! I clearly have a lot on my mind, something important to worry about, and my emotions, but you don't even ask me."

Zuo Xiaonian: "What great things can you do..."

Zuo Changlu picked up the wine glass and took a sip: "This wine is good."

Wu Yuting still felt a little reluctant and said, "You said we won't ask, so let me ask you, you danced the Yangge all the way, looking so happy, but when you got home you deliberately acted like someone owed you eight million, what's going on!?"

"!!!" Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes widened, and he even forgot to pretend to be wronged: "Is there such a thing?"

"He.tui!" Zuo Xiaonian said with disgust: "You talk about how deep and profound you are, but you act too much, it's so embarrassing."

Zuo Changlu turned his head and spat out a chicken leg bone with a "Puh" sound. He continued drinking without even raising his eyelids and ignored him.

"… "

Zuo Xiaoduo was stunned for a long time, then he grinned and said, "Mr. and Ms., dear ones, I have good news to announce!"

The whole family looked up in unison.

Zuo Xiaoduo was about to speak when he found that he had been brewing emotions for an entire afternoon, but now he couldn't muster up any emotion at all. All the pride and excitement he had felt from the series of blows he had suffered before were gone without a trace!

I felt even more depressed for a moment!

I was trying to pretend but failed, and ended up becoming a silent fart in my pants

Zuo Xiaoduo was so full of good news that he just stared blankly for a while. He wanted to use his phone to find a joke to cheer himself up, but he found that his phone had been confiscated by Li Changjiang...

This is so...

"Speak now, why are you still pretending?"

The whole family urged together.

Zuo Xiaoduo was so frustrated that he wanted to die. He really didn't pretend at this moment. After a long while, he said weakly, "It's like this. I'm going to enter the second touch of the third touch and fifth touch. After the second touch, I will officially enter the warrior class. Because I only attended the warrior class for a few days, I fought hard for it and the tuition and Star Soul Jade were refunded."

"Also, since I'm a genius who skipped a grade, the school decided to waive my tuition for the martial arts class. In addition, the school also awarded me an additional scholarship of 10,000 star dollars."

At this point, Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting both widened their eyes with delighted expressions.

Zuo Xiaonian was also beaming with joy.

On the contrary, Zuo Xiaoduo, who brought back the good news, was like an eggplant hit by frost, weak and listless.

"Also, on Monday the day after tomorrow, the school will hold a commendation meeting. I, Long Yusheng and a few others will be selected as student representatives to give speeches on stage, and all parents will go to watch the ceremony... Because I am the highlight, you should go too. It would be best if all of you go... Hey."

He spoke it quickly in one breath, sounding weak.

“Hahahahahahaha…”

Zuo Changlu laughed out loud and said happily, "My son is indeed a genius and has a promising future. Hahaha, this is really good news! The day after tomorrow, right? Your mother and I will go, for sure!"

Wu Yuting was also beaming with joy, and her whole body was full of energy: "Not bad, not bad, this is indeed a happy event, let's all go, we must not embarrass Duoduo Dog!"

"I'll go too, I'll go too!" Zuo Xiaonian raised his hand eagerly.

"Okay, Nian Nian the cat will go too, and our whole family will go!"

Zuo Changlu was so delighted that he agreed to all their requests readily.

The whole family, except Zuo Xiaoduo, cheered.

Zuo Changlu patted Zuo Xiaoduo on the shoulder, feeling very emotional, took a long breath, and said comfortingly: "Son, do you know how Dad feels now?"

"What's the feeling?" Zuo Xiaoduo still looked depressed.

I didn't even use an enthusiastic voice to announce the good news or stir up emotions, so why did you guys get excited on your own

Zuo Changlu laughed loudly, stroking Zuo Xiaoduo's shoulder with one hand, and drinking the wine in one gulp with the other hand, he said with emotion: "Dad feels the same way now... as when I held you in my arms when you were born, and as happy as when you called me dad for the first time!"

After another glass of wine, Zuo Changlu said leisurely: "The satisfaction at this moment... You are still young, it is difficult for you to understand, but your mother must understand that even when your father was at his most glorious, there was no such satisfaction and comfort as now!"

"Good son!"

… … …

(End of this chapter)