Zuo Changlu Lei Changtian was already familiar with the route, and Wu Yuting Bai Yunduo followed suit and quickly got into the game. Only Zuo Xiaonian's cultivation level was not enough to pull the camera over to create a sense of déjà vu. Even if her eyesight was good enough, she still did not have the corresponding spatial ability, and she was about to miss the opportunity...
Extremely anxious.
So he hugged his mother's arm and begged Wu Yuting: "Mom, please send me the full version of the video later."
"Go away! Close your eyes! What are you looking at? That's not a good thing!"
"I don't! The puppy is having fun now, I don't care..."
“…” Wu Yuting was speechless for a moment.
“During the Chinese New Year in the future… Isn’t it prohibited to set off fireworks everywhere now? During the Chinese New Year in the future… let Xiao Gou Da go up and spray some, it is guaranteed to be popular and praised by everyone…” Zuo Xiaonian suddenly had an idea.
"Let your husband go to the sky with his naked butt to make fireworks?" Wu Yuting was surprised.
"We can just do it in our yard..."
"Naked?"
“… How about making a hole in your pants?”
"As a girl, can you still have some dignity?"
"don't want!"
"… "
The other side.
Bai Yunduo's face was red, but she was still strong and determined and took pictures with her mobile phone. This situation might not happen again in a thousand years, let alone millions of years.
It is very likely to be unprecedented and the only time.
It would be a pity to miss this opportunity to preserve the video footage...
Seeing everyone like this, Zuo Xiaoduo, who was in mid-air, had only one thought.
"Fortunately, I didn't let Li Chenglong and others come to watch my breakthrough..."
"Otherwise, how can I have the face to be their boss..."
On the ground, Xiaobai, Xiaojiu and Xiaoxiao were jumping around and looking up.
The three children were all amazed: "Wow, Mommy is so amazing..."
"Yeah, mommy is so amazing, mommy can even fart like a rainbow... I'm so envious..."
“So envious…”
"envious… "
…
After confirming that the lens had been focused and no longer needed follow-up control, Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting looked at each other and began to communicate.
"This isn't normal... What's going on?"
"The Ten Heavenly Tribulations are jointly controlled by the nine Heavenly Daos, each of whom is responsible for one round... and which Heavenly Dao is responsible for this round? The actions taken so far are completely without any malicious intent..."
"Yes, the so-called heavenly thunder and lightning is simply a large-scale social death scene created by the anger at Xiaogou's previous arrogance and provocation... As for danger, there is no danger at all, even the heavenly thunder and lightning are helping Xiaogou... Which tribe's Heavenly Master is this, who actually showed such great kindness?"
"How is it possible... to be so completely sane? Too human, isn't it?"
"Yes, it seems like playing."
"I guess we'll have to go through this kind of situation eight more times..." Zuo Changlu still had a small part of his attention focused on the video, constantly checking the situation.
"That's inevitable."
"Until now, the only one who hasn't taken action is the Ancient Dragon and Phoenix Tribulation... It looks like it will be the Dragon and Phoenix Tribulation that will complete the final Heavenly Tribulation... But the Dragon and Phoenix are famous for not showing mercy, and since they're here to join in the fun, there must be a reason."
"so… "
"It's okay to lose face... The little dog needs a lesson, and there's no one here... It's just a naked butt, some fireworks..."
"But if the last one falls into the hands of Long Feng, it will inevitably become a life-and-death calamity. It's not optimistic!"
Wu Yuting sighed and said, "No matter how worried we are now, we can't intervene. We can only hope that Duoduo and Nian Nian's dragon and phoenix fate can make the final dragon and phoenix calamity show some mercy..."
Zuo Changlu nodded and said nothing more.
In fact, he and Wu Yuting both knew clearly in their hearts that this was impossible!
What is the heavenly calamity
How can there be any such thing as showing mercy
Now the couple no longer had any hope for Zuo Xiaoduo's so-called perfect tribulation. They only hoped that the Heavenly Dao Bureau would allow him to survive this situation, or even... as long as he could survive, that would be enough!!
"What do you think is the possibility that Duoduo can survive the tribulation?" Wu Yuting was still worried.
"Ninety percent." Zuo Changlu said calmly.
The voice was firm.
Look calm.
These two words are like a powerful reassurance.
Wu Yuting felt relieved at once.
My husband never speaks too confidently.
Generally speaking, when he says 80%, it basically means 100% sure; as for 90%, it is absolutely foolproof and there is no such thing as an accident!
Zuo Changlu continued to record calmly, but in fact he had already made preparations for any eventuality.
If the situation is really dire and Xiao Gou Da can't hold on, I will use the method of replacing the sky with the day, sacrifice one of the throne clones, and replace Xiao Gou Da out!
Although that would cause Zuo Xiaoduo to suffer a great loss, making it impossible for him to reach the peak for the rest of his life, and even making it difficult for him to make further progress. At the same time, it would also cause his own strength to drop by one level, but... it was still much better than dying.
Only by living can there be a future!
So he made this guarantee.
Because he knew that if he didn't say so, Wu Yuting would definitely do so. And his wife's cultivation was much weaker than his...
So... I'll come when the time comes!
Zuo Changlu thought lightly and looked at the heavenly tribulation with confidence.
As a husband and as a father, if I have to do this, who else but me
In the sky…
The thunderbolts kept striking one after another!
Zuo Xiaoduo naturally remained naked and kept spinning in the air setting off fireworks.
The most outrageous time was when his belly was three times bigger than the most bloated time before, so much so that he floated directly to an altitude of more than 800 meters, right in front of the ten robbery eyes, floating back and forth and puffing...
This was going too far. Zuo Xiaoduo felt like he was going to explode with anger!
Most of the time, I am like a small jet plane, filled with dye, flying back and forth under the clouds...
After a while, the butt sprayed rainbows and rushed forward...
After rushing to a certain distance, rainbows sprayed out from the front of the lower body, and then retreated again... Then when it was halfway back, the mouth also started to spray, and there was also recoil, or maybe forward recoil...
After turning around twice, no other places sprayed, only the butt was left spraying...
Spray and fly...
I even had a feeling: Buzz, buzz, buzz, I am a happy little bee... Bullshit!
Zuo Xiaoduo himself could feel that he was surrounded by the resentment of the nine heavenly ways, all of whom were looking at him with gloating.
Let you be cheap!
Boy, are you still cheap
Are you still showing off
For such a long time, no one has dared to challenge the Heavenly Dao so shamelessly. Now that there is a thing like you, I should have some fun with you... Don't I have any face
Zuo Xiaoduo felt this resentment very clearly and realistically, it was within reach and so close.
He didn't know if others could feel it when they were going through a tribulation, but he definitely felt it.
Although he felt it, Zuo Xiaoduo didn't dare to fart!
Ahem... no, he is farting constantly now, real rainbow farts... and they are continuous rainbow farts.
In short, he didn't dare to show any dissatisfaction.
He really knew it.
It turns out that God... really does have emotions!
OMG...this is so scary!
You said you had emotions and feelings a long time ago, how could I dare to provoke you? I would have flattered you and praised you a long time ago, even if it meant flattery and flattery...
Well, what I am doing now is real flattery, but it doesn’t mean what I mean!
Getting closer and closer to the calamity cloud.
Countless thoughts began to surround Zuo Xiaoduo.
Zuo Xiaoduo could sense more and more clearly that several consciousnesses were even talking to him.
"Are you going to be wild again? Why aren't you going to be wild anymore?"
"Show off again for me!?"
"Provocation, aren't you capable? Aren't you a bitch? Where are your abilities?"
"Do you believe that I can chop your little dick off so that it will never grow again? Just tell me if you don't believe me."
"You little brat, I can't even get you, so I fucked you till your ass is bruised and I'm just farting like that to teach you a lesson..."
"It's rare to see someone so arrogant since the beginning of the world. Don't get scared. We can continue playing in the future. Today's performance was great. We can continue to do this in the future..."
"Take it easy..."
"I just can't stand this bitch!"
"I can't stand it either!"
"I also… "
"I also… "
"God will punish you for what you have done! Haven't you heard this saying?"
Zuo Xiaoduo was trembling, but his stiff body could not make any more movements, and he could not even utter a sound of begging for mercy. He could only try hard to show a look of begging for mercy in his eyes...
But that timid look, that pitiful look, that innocent look, that naive look...
Pure, innocent, shining, ignorant, cute...
All kinds of expressions are vividly displayed in Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes.
"This guy is still acting. Does he really think this little trick can work... Do it again..."
Zuo Xiaoduo now feels that he has become a toy, well, a toy of God.
But on second thought, he couldn't help but show some smugness and pride in his eyes.
Since ancient times, who can become a toy of heaven? Can heaven play with you so easily? You must be kidding! That requires great luck! Great courage! Great deeds!
With Li Chenglong, can he do it? Long Yusheng, can he do it? Wanli Xiuyu Moyan and others... a bunch of scum!
Only me, Zuo Xiaoduo!
Creation of the world!
Unprecedented in history!
Unprecedented!
I am proud!
The thoughts of the Heavenly Dao were all puzzled.
"This guy is actually being arrogant. He's in such a bad state, his butt is bruised, and he's still showing off..."
"I really don't know where he gets his pride from."
"Come on, come on, do it again... Let him show off... Let me think carefully about why he is so proud..."
…
Finally, it’s the last one.
The unprecedented nine-colored thunderbolt struck ninety-nine times...
Zuo Xiaoduo flew into the sky like a pig's bladder that was blown as thin as a cicada's wing...
… …
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