Zuo Xiaoduo laughed out loud.
Zuo Xiaonian finally smiled: "Thank you, Mom and Dad."
He quickly put it away, then looked at Zuo Xiaoduo and snorted arrogantly.
See, I have it too!
Zuo Xiaoduo rolled his eyes and said, "Silly girl, you've been promoted to a father, so you're mine forever! What my parents did was to transfer the money from one hand to the other, and the good stuff will never go to outsiders. What they gave to you is actually still given to our family, which is equivalent to giving it to me! You're so proud of yourself!"
"What do you care about me? I have it too! My parents always have me in their hearts!"
Zuo Xiaonian snorted: "What's wrong with being promoted to a father? Mom and Dad gave me a position, I am your man!"
Seeing Nian Nian Cat, who was so tough and wanted to be his "man", Zuo Xiaoduo was speechless.
When did I become a woman...
Isn't this turning the world upside down
Just as he was about to speak, Wu Yuting slapped him on the head: "Hurry up and continue explaining. Don't look around and waste time. Don't you know that time is money?"
Xiaoxiao is now being held in Wu Yuting's arms, being cared for in every way.
Wu Yuting was in a very strange mood at this moment.
I have a grandson now, even though he is a crow...
But it feels good to hold it in your arms...
Well, because of this crow grandson, it seems that I have a pair of more children. My son has become a mother, and I miss my son-in-law
Oh my god, why are the relationships in my family so messed up? !
Next it was the turn of the Queen Nuwa Sword to appear. As it appeared, Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting stood up and saluted it, which was rare.
The merit of Empress Wa repairing the sky has benefited all of humanity, and even the two of them did not dare to neglect the instrument that Empress Wa carried with her and gave it the highest courtesy.
The Queen Wa Sword also returned the favor. The sword body was slightly bent and trembled three times in return.
Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting are not only the pinnacles of the human race, but also the great contributors to saving the Star Soul human race from being enslaved by foreign races. Facing such people, even the self-proclaimed and arrogant Wahuang Sword dare not neglect them and must perform the ceremony with great respect.
Then, Zhu Rong's true fire was unwilling to come out...
But it didn't matter. Zuo Changlu and the other man both knew about the existence of true fire, so they didn't force it - how could they communicate by just a ball of fire
So it’s better to avoid it.
Then, naturally, it was Xiaobai and Xiaojiu's turn to appear on the stage. These two little ones incarnated for the first time, a girl and a boy the size of a finger, and they jumped out.
"Mom!"
The two little ones cried out crisply.
Zuo Xiaonian's face became darker and darker. He twisted Zuo Xiaoduo fiercely and said angrily, "You bastard! You secretly gave birth to so many children by yourself. Not only a bird, but also a boy and a girl. You have both sons and daughters!"
“…” Zuo Xiaoduo rubbed his thigh, his face full of speechlessness, wanting to say something but not being able to.
this…
Could this be my child
Do I have that capability?!
“These two are…” Wu Yuting liked them so much that she and Zuo Changlu started looking through the rings again.
Fortunately, my husband and I have accumulated a lot of wealth over the years and have a lot of money in our pockets, otherwise... we would have to go out and bring people in groups. Ordinary grandparents really can't afford such high-end gifts.
After paying for Xiaobai and Xiaojiu, Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian also came forward eagerly with their hands outstretched...
Zuo Changlu and the other man were very upset, so they gave him another round.
“Why do I feel that my reputation as a great man is becoming less and less worthy of its status…” Zuo Changlu said with a sigh.
"Do you still want to be so high up compared to your own son?" Wu Yuting held Xiaobai and Xiaojiu in her hands and liked them more and more the more she looked at them.
These two children are so cute.
If only it were bigger...
It seems that I sensed what Wu Yuting was thinking...
Xiaobai and Xiaojiu grew up in an instant, and in a blink of an eye, they grew to the size of a normal baby. Xiaobai wore a white dress and flew back and forth happily like a little angel. Xiaojiu wore a red bellyband and flew with Xiaobai...
Sprinkle crisp laughter all the way.
"Ouch... stop flying... my eyes are blurry..."
Wu Yuting was so happy that she couldn't help asking, "Xiaoduo, where did you get these two cute kids?"
When asking this question, Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting were both praying in their hearts: Please don’t let it be those two gourds… Please don’t let it be… Even if it is those two gourds, please don’t let it be what we imagined…
"It was also by chance that a gourd vine was entrusted to me..."
Zuo Xiaoduo's words ruthlessly interrupted Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting's little hope, and their fantasy immediately turned into a bubble.
"That… "
"Look at how adorable these two are. Just for this cuteness, how could I not bring them out... Not to mention that they are both absolutely great babies and can help me a lot." Zuo Xiaoduo said.
"Mom! We are not good babies, we are good children!" Xiaobai pouted and cried aggrievedly, and began to act coquettishly.
"Okay, yes, you are a good child." Zuo Xiaoduo quickly changed her words, with an auntie's smile on her face, looking very loving.
Zuo Changlu's expression became extremely cautious, and Wu Yuting's face became a little stiffer.
"This... You didn't agree to anything, did you?" Wu Yuting asked cautiously.
"You don't know me yet, how can I promise something so easily?" Zuo Xiaoduo answered casually: "I think carefully about everything I do."
"That's good, that's good." Wu Yuting patted her chest and finally felt relieved.
"I promised that Hulu Teng that if there is a chance, I will definitely let them and their seven brothers and sisters gather together as a family, and satisfy the old gourd's wish. The whole family will be happy and reunited... It's just such a small thing, not worth mentioning, just a piece of cake."
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and waved his hand generously: "It's not worth it!"
"… "
"… "
Fortunately, Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting did not drink tea at this moment, otherwise Zuo Xiaoduo's face would have been covered with tea. Even so, his body was still stiff.
The four eyes looked at their son, who had a heroic look on his face and waved his hand casually and said it was a trivial matter. They felt as if a billion alpacas were galloping and roaring through their hearts!
In an instant, the whole world was filled with llamas!
What's this little thing worth?!
It seems that the things happening in all nine continents combined are not as big as this one!
What a horrible cause and effect...
"You... you just agreed to it? You agreed so calmly and casually?" Wu Yuting looked at her son with a bit of despair in her eyes.
"It's just a small matter, not worth mentioning."
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said, "Why can't I agree to this? It's just to help a few gourds get together. It doesn't mean that all members must gather together. It's fine to see one every now and then. Mom, are you okay, Mom..."
"… "
Wu Yuting rolled her eyes and fell on the sofa, her face pale, her breathing rapid, her body stiff, and sweating profusely...
I don't want to live anymore...
How could I have raised such a trouble-making goblin!
You said you were doing it in the Star Soul Continent, but you also went to the Witch Alliance to do it...
You also provoked the demons, and you also provoked the elves...
If it was just like this... it would be fine... but you actually agreed to this big event that no one in the world dared to agree to since ancient times, and no one even dared to think about...
Do you still want these gourds to reunite as a family and gather together
Even if you only see one every now and then, that's simply impossible, okay
Wu Yuting closed her eyes, afraid that before these gourds could even meet each other, our family would be gathered together in the underworld... Son!
I heard two tender voices whispering in my ears: "Grandma, Grandma, what's wrong with you..."
After hearing these two shouts, Wu Yuting suddenly regained her courage.
No matter what, I still need to help my son with this matter. Everything depends on human efforts. How can I despair now? What else can I do? Besides, as long as I practice hard, a saint... may not be invincible!
I have even gone through such a difficult training and training in the mortal world... When thinking of this, Wu Yuting felt extremely guilty, but she still forced herself to sit up, looked at Zuo Xiaoduo, and finally couldn't help but sighed: "Gou Da, you are really a good son of your mother! In this life, your mother can give birth to a son like you, and in the previous life... how many sins must have been done..."
Zuo Changlu said unhappily, "What are you talking about! What do you mean by last life?"
He sighed and said, "It should be... the accumulated karma from countless lifetimes... the ancestral graves are smoking..."
…
The interrogation led by Zuo's father and mother was so shocked by the appearance of Xiaobai and Xiaojiu that it could no longer proceed.
At this moment, Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian were surprised and even confused.
In the eyes of this young couple, their parents are carefree people who never have to worry about anything. Even though they are now blessed with the halo of the Patrol Throne and the Throne's Lady, they only have the identity of being advanced Taoist practitioners. Looking at this world, there shouldn't be any people or things that can move them so much, or even make them lose their composure like this.
Seeing his parents go into the room to discuss something, Zuo Xiaoduo did not put the three little guys away, and let them run around and fly around in the yard...
Then he turned around and glared at Zuo Xiaonian.
"It seems... Mom and Dad were so happy to see three grandchildren at once that they were a little bit crazy..." Zuo Xiaoduo said.
“Hehehe…”
Zuo Xiaonian was as cold as ice, with an icy aura all over her body, and said with a straight face: "You are really good at giving birth."
“Hehe… What are you talking about? Is this what you as a father should say? Besides, although they are good, they are not as good as your children… Your children are our biological children…” Zuo Xiaoduo said with a drooling face.
"… What nonsense are you talking about!" Zuo Xiaonian was embarrassed, anxious and embarrassing: "Who wants to give birth to you!"
"Give me a baby!"
"I don't want to give birth to you!"
"Just have ten. I don't ask for as many as a football team!"
"No, that's too much! Are you giving birth to piglets?"
"Eight, no less."
"no!"
"Six, six is ok, right? We really can't have less this time."
“It’s still too much!”
"Then I will make another big concession... At least, at least two, one man and one woman, to make up a good word. This is my bottom line. Don't trample on my bottom line again and again."
"... two... this one can still be considered..."
"Wow... you promised!"
"... Bah, I didn't agree... I didn't... I didn't... You are bullying me..."
… …
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