The group laughed and joked for a long time before Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian followed Wu Yuting away.
Zuo Changlu stayed where he was, chatting with a bunch of old brothers, the atmosphere was extremely lively...
"Let's go and look at your wedding dresses."
Wu Yuting smiled and pulled Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian inside.
Zuo Xiaonian followed quickly with her face red and her head lowered, not saying a word for a long time.
"Dog, cat..." Wu Yuting said with a smile: "You two have made rapid progress in your cultivation. It seems that the dual cultivation is very effective."
Zuo Xiaonian became increasingly ashamed, and threw herself into Wu Yuting's arms, twisting her waist and stamping her feet, saying coquettishly, "Mom! You're hurting me!"
"How did I hurt you?" Wu Yuting glared.
"The function of the wine... You... Why didn't you explain it clearly earlier... That night I, I drank a lot..."
Zuo Xiaonian's muffled voice came from his arms: "It's so embarrassing..."
Wu Yuting pretended to be surprised and said, "How could that be... Didn't Xiaoduo explain the effects of that wine to you clearly? At the beginning, I repeatedly told him to tell you that that wine is a good thing, but you can't drink it casually..."
Zuo Xiaonian raised his head in disbelief, then turned around, staring at Zuo Xiaoduo with murderous intent in his eyes, gritting his teeth: "Dog! Da!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was stunned: "???"
Mom, you are really my mom!
Even if it's not all your fault, can't you look at the time, place, occasion and events
"So you can't blame me, your mother, for this. It's someone else who is doing bad things." Wu Yuting decided to go all out and clear herself of all the blame, putting all the blame on her son.
Zuo Xiaonian naturally believed it without a doubt, and became more murderous and targeted.
Zuo Xiaoduo was suddenly speechless and choked with anger. He was tongue-tied. The usually eloquent man was silent for a long while.
Where is your biological mother
You betrayed me so mercilessly
"Damn it, just wait for me!" Zuo Xiaonian said hatefully.
"..." Zuo Xiaoduo sighed and said helplessly: "On the wedding night, I will listen to you in everything. If you want to drink a few glasses, I will drink a few glasses with you."
Zuo Xiaonian blushed: "You wish!"
"It's not what I thought it would be. If you don't believe me, ask our mom. Between husband and wife, that...right? Everything can be done and must be done." Seeing Zuo Xiaonian's blushing face, Zuo Xiaoduo immediately switched to a convincing mode.
Wu Yuting was defeated.
She really could not imagine that her son had become so thick-skinned. Even though he was forced into a corner, he regrouped in the blink of an eye and even had a large army approaching, he was very aggressive. This genetic ability was really strong!
I was young and didn’t understand anything at the time, and Zuo Changlu seemed to have said the same thing… By the time I understood those things later, decades had passed…
Now, Zuo Xiaoduo had learned everything by himself, and it was like a textbook example. He repeated again what his father had said without blinking, without blushing or panting, and it was very natural.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and asked Wu Yuting for advice: "Mom, is this true?"
Wu Yuting coughed. At the critical moment, she would naturally side with her own son. My daughter, since you have already fallen into the pit, just stay there.
"Xiao Duo is right. Between husband and wife, the joy of the boudoir, eating and drinking, sex, and all encounters are very normal. There is really no need to be shy when a couple is getting along. There are still many years to live together. There is really no need to be shy all the time. The sooner you adapt, the more comfortable you will be. There are no outsiders..."
Wu Yuting said solemnly.
Zuo Xiaonian: "...I see, I thought Gou Da did it on purpose..."
"Don't worry! This is a very normal way for a couple to get along. Your father and I went through the same thing back then. As long as you two are getting along well, isn't that better than anything else?"
Wu Yuting explained in a soft voice, using her own experience with Zuo's father as an example.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and lowered her head, but her heart was at peace. She thought to herself, it turns out that Gouda's strange requests are very normal between husband and wife... Then... from now on...
Zuo Xiaoduo smiled obscenely: "Right, I didn't lie to you, did I? What happens between husband and wife in the boudoir is just normal, why is it so crooked!"
Zuo Xiaonian snorted and rolled her eyes, but her pretty face turned even redder, making her look even more beautiful.
Afterwards, Zuo Xiaoduo went to try on clothes, while Zuo Xiaonian followed Wu Yuting to try on wedding dresses. Then, of course, they started taking photos and doing all the tedious things. Fortunately, Wu Yuting had already prepared everything in advance, so they didn't have to rush around...
…
In the afternoon, the Seven Swordsmen of the Taoist Alliance arrived with a number of senior Taoist leaders.
And soon after they arrived, the Great Flood Wizard also arrived with his brothers.
And with the arrival of two waves of people, the sun and the moon were closed, and the noisy laughter of the soldiers slid straight to the bottom line.
The true top combat power, the most powerful person in this world!
Countless soldiers looked at the twelve great wizards of the Witch Alliance that stretched across the sky with unprecedentedly complicated expressions.
That is a kind of... hatred, and awe of the strong!
And... Respect!
Respect from the bottom of my heart!
In the mind of every practitioner, there is a common concept, or original intention, a very simple original intention.
No matter if you are an enemy or a friend, but... if you do not obey the strong, you are guilty!
If others are better than you, there must be some things that make them better than you. This is indisputable!
Must obey!
Even if you have to fight to the death in the future, and even if you have to lose your life at the hands of a strong man, when facing this strong man, you can hate him, but you cannot be dissatisfied!
Because, his current cultivation is your current dream and future path, which may be a landmark that you can never reach!
When there was a mist shaking in the air, the figures of the strong men disappeared together.
The sounds from below finally returned, but it was obvious that everyone was speaking in low voices.
All the powerful warriors of the Wu League who were above the level of He Dao, the powerful warriors at the level of Heavenly King, and the generals of the major legions landed one after another and went to quarrel and drink with their old opponents...
Not long after, the entire Riyue Pass was once again filled with the sounds of people shouting and cursing at each other.
Speaking of which, the arrangement of the banquet is quite interesting, and can even be said to be quite ingenious.
At Zuo Changlu's insistence, each table had basically the same configuration: four Star Souls, four masters from the Wu Alliance, and two cultivators from the Dao Alliance...
The atmosphere at every table was extremely warm.
When the masters of the Wu clan went to register and pay their tributes, they were treated differently.
The accountants didn't raise their heads or open their eyes: "That's it?"
"How dare you come to a wedding with such a small gift?"
"How shabby..."
"Aren't all the Wu Clan members extremely well-developed in their limbs, and even their brains are full of muscles? They know nothing about etiquette. Just a gift is enough. Otherwise, what else can they do..."
He pinched his nose, accepted the gift with disdain, then registered, waved his hand, and drove him away like a duck: "Wait over there to be led to your seat."
The intestines of the people from the Wu clan were all swollen with anger.
In order not to lose face in front of our old rival, what we brought out this time, everything is good stuff!
Some things are even rare and precious natural treasures...
In the end, I was despised... but I couldn't get angry!
This trip was so frustrating...
When I got to my seat, I immediately realized that the person sitting at the same table was the one who had the biggest grudge against me, or those few people...
Wouldn't it be more lively then...
While drinking, they greeted each other's ancestors, used vulgar language, and various slangs. The intensity of the bargaining was even better than that of the aunties at the morning market, at least not inferior at all...
In the main hall.
On the left side of the road, the high-level officials of Xinghun, the Seven Swords of the Taoist Alliance, the Twelve Great Shamans, the Toad Saint, and the strongest men from the three continents all gathered together.
There were three chairs at the main seat. Zuo Changlu sat in the middle and then asked You Xingchen to sit on his right. As for the seat on the left...
When everyone was wondering who was going to sit down, Zuo Changlu smiled and waved, "Big guy, why don't you come and sit down? What are you waiting for?"
The Great Flood Wizard coughed, strode over, sat upright, his face full of seriousness and solemnity.
Everyone in the Dao League: “…???”
Everyone in the Wu Alliance: “…???”
Everyone in Xinghun: "...???"
What kind of seating arrangement is this? If it is divided according to strength, then the Great Flood Wizard should have a seat without a doubt, but Taoist Lei from the Taoist Alliance should also have a chair.
If we divide them according to their status, Taoist Lei would still have to replace Emperor Zhaixing. After all, the strength of these two people is on par with each other, but Taoist Lei has a higher status. What is the reason that the Great Wizard of Flood can sit in the main seat, but Taoist Lei has no chair to sit on
Just when everyone was puzzled, they heard—
Fire Wizard: "Ga ga ga..."
Great Wizard Dankong: "Hehehe..."
Great Ice and Dark Wizard: "Haha, you are all idiots, right? You never thought that our boss would be seated in the master's seat, right? I tell you, your eyeballs will pop out soon... Do eye exercises in advance, remember to protect your eyeballs, don't let your eyes pop out!"
The other great witches looked even weirder: "???"
Great Wizard Wudu snorted: "What's so strange about that... It's just..." He mumbled twice, but finally didn't say anything. After all, it was just a guess, without any evidence. He just guessed that Zuo Xiaoduo's Nightmare Hammer was related to the boss.
Then when the great witches looked at it again with doubt in their hearts, they discovered something even more strange.
They came together, but they never noticed that Boss Hong was dressed very neatly today. He even shaved his beard. His hair, which had been messy for years, was now neatly combed... making him look even more radiant.
What’s more, not only was his body clean, but he also had a pair of shiny leather shoes on his feet.
The expression on his face seemed to be... much softer than before
All the great witches were shocked: This, is this the boss
Great Wizard Bing Ming shook his head and praised from the bottom of his heart: "Boss, you look very decent today. I haven't seen him dressed like a human being in a long time... Tsk tsk, he is well-dressed, which makes people's eyes bright. I immediately think of the four words 'beast in human clothing'."
(End of this chapter)