The Great Wizard of Flood smiled faintly in his seat, his eyes as sharp as a knife looked at the face of the Great Wizard of Ice and Nether. An invisible aura penetrated his body and pinched the throat of the Great Wizard of Ice and Nether!
Tighten.
The trembling Ice and Dark Great Wizard suddenly groaned, and then his face turned purple and swollen. He couldn't say a word, and his body couldn't move. He could only look at the Flood Great Wizard with pleading eyes...
The Great Flood Wizard had a calm expression on his face as he greeted Zuo Changlu.
“Crack!”
“Crack!”
“Crack!”
The neck of the Great Wizard Bingming was broken three times.
Then, when he had already rolled his eyes, he finally let go, a breath of air passed by, and his neck returned to its original state.
A sound as thin as a mosquito came into the ears of the Great Wizard Bingming.
"Go on."
The Great Wizard Bing Ming finally took a breath and said loudly, "My boss is wise and powerful, and he has unified the martial arts world. He is my lifelong idol. He looks so handsome today! Hahahaha... My boss has always been this handsome!"
He said this with a flattering look at the flood wizard.
The Great Flood Wizard's expression remained unchanged.
The Ice Spirit Wizard smiled awkwardly, turned to the Fiery Spirit Wizard and said, "Sure enough, you like being photographed..."
The Great Fire Wizard quickly covered his mouth, his face turning blue: "Shut up! Stop talking!"
the other side.
Taoist Lei's mouth twitched, and he said incoherently: "What are you doing..."
He was completely dizzy.
It is understandable that you, Zuo Changchang, treat the Great Flood Wizard as a guest, but why does he, the Great Flood Wizard, sit in the host's seat? According to the ranking, his position is even more important than You Xingchen... What does this mean
But Zuo Changlu did not explain and instead arranged the order of the guests.
The first person to sit down next was the Toad Saint: "This is His Excellency the Toad Saint... Senior, you have come from afar, and I am deeply grateful for your hospitality... Please, take a seat."
Then came Lei Dao and the other six swords of the Taoist Alliance.
Afterwards, no guest seat was arranged for the Great Wizard of the Wizard Alliance, but he sat down together with You Dongtian, Qin Shadaomo and others.
All the great witches: "???"
Aren’t we guests? Why are we treated so casually? This… What happened today is really confusing.
"Brother Hong, Lao You will be the MC from now on. I believe you don't mind, right?" Zuo Changlu said with a kind face.
The Great Flood Wizard nodded: "Very good."
"There will be a toast later, do you need to make some preparations?"
"It's already been prepared."
"Well, the little guy still doesn't know it yet." Zuo Changlu laughed.
A smile appeared on the face of the Great Flood Wizard, and he said, "It's a good opportunity to see how the little thing is doing with its cultivation."
Everyone, except for a very few people, was confused at this moment, especially after hearing this conversation, they felt even more confused.
What are you talking about? I don't understand a thing.
wrong.
I understood every word and every sentence, and heard them clearly, but I just couldn't understand why these words that I could clearly understand and hear so clearly left me so confused
The Thunderstorm Wizard grabbed the Ice and Dark Wizard and said, "Brother, can you tell me something?"
The Great Witch Bing Ming chuckled: "Actually, this matter is very simple and innocent..."
The other great witches pricked up their ears at the same time: "... How simple is it? How pure is it?"
Great Wizard Bing Ming smiled smugly: "Want to know? Really want to know?"
At the same time, everyone felt the urge to beat someone up.
I only heard the Great Witch Bing Ming say happily: "You will know everything at the wedding. Be patient, it will be quick! Goose, goose, goose..."
"… "
The Great Wizard: "..."
"No one can stop me today. I'm going to beat him to death. I'd rather die with him than with him!" The Golden Scale Wizard struggled hard and rushed towards the Ice and Nether Wizard, but was held tightly by the Fiery Wizard.
"Calm down, be quiet, save face, save face."
The great wizard Dankong was persuading others.
The Great Flood Wizard wanted to stop it, but he was embarrassed to do so. After all, he had kept this matter a secret from his brothers for a long time.
But now I have to explain something, so I coughed and said, "It's not a rare thing, so please be patient. I didn't hide it from you... It was just a coincidence, a chance meeting... Ahem... Let's talk about the details tomorrow."
In the end, I still don’t feel like saying it…
Zuo Changlu laughed loudly: "It would be best to talk about it tomorrow, haha..."
The faces of the great witches were swollen with anxiety.
What's going on? You tell me...
Why does it feel like you and Zuo Changchang are the family, while we old brothers have collectively become outsiders
The Great Fire Wizard coughed, stood up, and said, "Well, today is such a happy occasion. As elders, we are extremely happy to have come from afar. I have prepared a gift... I hope that the boss and Brother Zuo will accept it."
As he spoke, he touched the ring on his finger, and with a loud bang, the temperature centered on him suddenly rose by at least a thousand degrees.
The Flood Wizard suppressed the sudden heat in a flash, and everyone saw what the Fire Wizard took out.
"Souls of blazing stars, ten! Roots of Yuanhuo Zhenling, ten! Water and fire incompatible wine, one thousand jars; Fire spirit souls, three."
The Great Fire Wizard smiled reservedly: "It's just a small gift, not a sign of respect."
The Great Flood Wizard nodded and said with satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad."
Zuo Changlu, on the other hand, did not hesitate and quickly collected it, smiling in a particularly cordial manner: "Brother Huo, since you are here and still spending so much money, I will definitely ask Xiaoduo and his wife to toast a few more glasses of wine to his uncle Liehuo."
The Great Fire Wizard's eyes narrowed as he laughed: "This is as it should be, as it should be!"
On one side, the eyes of great wizards like Golden Scale Wind Emperor, Thunderstorm Boundless West Sea and others all bulged out, and their eyes were almost about to burst out of their sockets!
Especially the Great Wizard of the West Sea, who had prepared a gift ring with only a big fish in it, was even more confused on the spot: "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..."
The gift from the Great Fire Wizard caught the other eight wizards off guard!
This is too expensive, too crazy!
"That Liehuo guy just gave out all the things he had hidden away..." The Wind Emperor Great Wizard breathed rapidly: "What's going on? Something is wrong, it's totally wrong!"
"Who doesn't know something is wrong? What the hell is this Uncle Liehuo?" Wu Bian Great Wizard scratched his head: "Since when did Liehuo and Zuo Changchang become so close?"
"I actually let my son call Uncle Liehuo... Damn... This... is terrifying when I think about it carefully!"
The Great Flood Wizard, who was sitting high on the throne, felt very proud at this moment, and smiled and praised: "Liehuo is really thoughtful. I appreciate it."
Now all the great witches were even more confused.
Liehuo gave this wedding gift to Zuo Changchang's son. What are you thanking for? What are you relieved about? Are you still grateful? What kind of gratitude are you grateful for? !
Is this... is this fucking world twisted? Or are we collectively dreaming
Well, Zuo Changchang’s son is getting married, and the twelve of us great witches have come together. This event itself is very mysterious!
Then, the Great Wizard Bingming stepped forward and presented a gift.
"Ten Ice Sky Jade Spirit Beads, ten Ice Soul Souls, ten Ancient Mysterious Ice Spirit Souls, ten thousand cubic meters of Ancient Mysterious Ice, ten Ice Nightmare Lotuses, ten kilograms of Ice Lotus Roots, one Ice Spirit Sky Bead Necklace..."
The Great Wizard Wubian, the Great Wizard Xihai and others all dropped their jaws to the ground!
It’s over, we are really dreaming!
Otherwise, Bing Ming would never be so excessive!
How can this be considered a gift? It's simply emptying one's own assets to aid the enemy.
This is a gift for Zuo Changchang's son, if it's not aiding the enemy, what is it!
This Nima...
Today really overturned my three views.
Especially the last sentence -
"Please take a look, sir. Brother Zuo, please accept it."
The Great Flood Wizard nodded and praised: "Bing Ming is good today. He finally did something human."
Zuo Changlu quickly collected all the treasures and said, "Hahahaha... I must ask Xiao Duoduo to toast Uncle Bingming twice. Etiquette cannot be abolished. Etiquette must not be abolished."
The face of the Great Witch Bing Ming suddenly relaxed, and he laughed loudly: "This is just a small gift, not worth mentioning. I heard that Brother Xihai specially caught a fish as a gift, and it was a fish he caught with his own hands. Not to mention the value of the gift, just the thought alone..."
Upon hearing this, the Great Wizard of the West Sea wanted to plug this guy's mouth with feces!
If I take out that fucking fish, I’m going to be disgraced today!
That fish... is not even a millionth of the value of any of these things you've got...
There is really nothing else except the kindness!
But the key point is, that wasn't my intention, I just did it to make up the numbers!
This guy is really a loser. The way things have developed today, Boss Hong will definitely be unhappy!
Sure enough, the Great Flood Wizard raised his head and looked over here with Zuo Changlu and others.
The Flood Wizard's eyes were very dangerous.
The Great Wizard of the West Sea's legs suddenly began to go weak.
What's going on
Zuo Changlu said: "Hahaha, it's understandable that everyone doesn't know the whole story. A gift of goose feathers from a thousand miles away is more valuable than a token of sentiment. Brother Hong doesn't need to worry about the details. The big fish caught by Brother Xihai himself must be excellent... I'll stew it for Brother Hong later. Brother Hong will be able to appreciate his brother's kindness more deeply."
The Great Flood Wizard's face suddenly turned dark, and he looked at the Great West Sea Wizard with murderous eyes.
If you really bring me a fish... Believe it or not, I will immediately pull out the Thousand Souls Nightmare Hammer and kill my relatives for the sake of justice? !
The Great Wizard of the West Sea turned pale: "Boss... Boss..."
The Great Flood Wizard had a dark face and said, "Zuo Xiaoduo is my godson! He is the godson who took care of me until my death!"
I can't hide it anymore.
There's no need to wait for the wedding, otherwise these guys will really make a fool of themselves.
I brought my brothers to attend my godson's wedding, hoping that they would give me some face. If these guys were to be stingy and take out a fish as a gift in public...
The Great Flood Wizard felt that he would definitely be written into the history books!
Everyone was collectively stunned.
Godson!!!
I'm going to your uncle's...
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[Two posts today, I'm thinking about how to write about a wedding... Ahem, I'm not very good at writing...]
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