Should I speak first
Zuo Changlu couldn't help but think of the relationship between himself and Lei Changtian.
I thought to myself, "How about I call you Big Brother and you call me Dad?"
But I dare not say this out loud no matter what.
If these words were spoken, the Demon King and the Eastern King would go crazy immediately... This is the Demon King's Palace.
Be steady!
Zuo Changlu pondered for a moment and said, "Xiaoduo once told me a piece of unofficial history. A certain master brother of a certain family was humorous and absurd by nature, and had a childish temper. One day, he forced his nephew and his nephew to become sworn brothers, and they had to agree. Afterwards, the nephew said to his nephew, 'Master uncle is innocent and carefree, and he doesn't care about the secular generation. It's common to see people of different generations in the martial arts world, but due to fate, we can talk about our own things... I think the current situation is also like this, but due to fate... we might as well talk about our own things..."
Strictly speaking, what Zuo Changlu said seemed to make sense, but it was truly not based on confidence.
But as mentioned before, the most important thing for speech skills is the situation. If the other party is willing to compromise, then even if you speak without confidence, it will be useless!
Seeing the Demon King clapping his hands as if relieved, he smiled and said, "Not bad, not bad, good idea, let's discuss our own issues, it's better for each of us to discuss our own issues. The martial arts world is chaotic in nature, and it is right to ignore the secular seniority."
"We are all people who transcend the mundane world. How can we be bound by the mundane world? Haha, OK."
Dong Huang stopped studying the wine glass and looked up and said, "It's good for each of us to discuss our own opinions, but how do you discuss them specifically?"
The Demon King said cheerfully: "Xiao Duo and Xiao Nian are Ya Qiong's adopted parents, so they are of course from the same generation as us. We can't mess this up!"
"Brother is right."
Dong Huang nodded, his face as red as a date: "This is Yaqiong's fate, and it is also everyone's fate."
“We and Zuo Yuzuo… ahem, we have known each other for a long time, and I have heard of your great name for a long time, so it is also… this, this…” The Demon King began to stutter as he spoke.
Even though he was an emperor, it was not smooth for him to say this.
You are on equal terms with the other person's son.
And then treat the other person's father as an equal
It is one thing for everyone to agree with it, but how to express it verbally is another.
Dong Huang saw his brother in trouble and sighed in his heart, but his face suddenly showed a nonchalant look. He slapped his thigh and laughed: "We are all the top of our respective tribes, so of course we are friends of the same generation! There is nothing wrong with this, right?"
I have to say, veteran actors are veteran actors.
His Majesty the Emperor of the East can play the role of a king who rules the country, a commander who decides a battle thousands of miles away, a kind elder, or a wise man who makes plans...
Now he can play this kind of reckless and idiotic role vividly and to the core!
In short, it was a shameful thing, and it was all done by Donghuang.
I will do the things that are difficult for your brother to do, it’s that simple!
The demon emperor Jun heaved a sigh of relief, gave Dong Huang a look of approval, and said, "Although my second brother is usually so careless, what he said at this moment is really true. I think so too."
Dong Huang lowered his head and rolled his eyes, thinking, what I said is wrong, this is what you said but couldn't say...
What do you mean by "I am usually so carefree"? Am I such a carefree person? Isn't it because you forced me to do so
If it weren't for my elder sister's sake, I wouldn't pay any attention to you!
But I have been acting with you, my big brother, for my whole life, and till today, I have tried every role...
So far, this acting career has been smooth sailing in all areas.
In every field, there is a trophy for Best Actor!
What does it mean that life is like a play and a play is like life? Isn’t this what it means
Is it easy for me
Now that I have a brother like you, this is how my life is going to be. I have to accept my fate.
Zuo Changlu on the other side also laughed and clapped his hands: "Great minds think alike. I think so too."
For a moment, the three old men were all smiling from ear to ear, looking as if they had let go of their biggest worries.
solved!
The Demon King's mind also became more flexible, and he said, "For Yaqiong, this shouldn't be difficult to distinguish, right? Xihe and I are his father and mother, Xiaoduo and Xiaonian are his father and mother, and the second brother is naturally his uncle. As for Brother Zuo and his sister-in-law... ahem, brother... brother... that... Brother Zuo and his sister-in-law..."
The Demon King paused for a moment and wanted to say Brother Zuo and his wife.
But think about it, I just pulled her down from the position of elder, and then called her sister-in-law. It seemed like he was trying to be more demanding. This is totally unacceptable.
If you can't even handle yourself, how can you handle others?
So I mentioned it temporarily and changed it to sister-in-law...
He had to continue: "... Ahem, yes, Brother Zuo and his wife are naturally still his grandparents. Let's talk about our own affairs. It's fate that brings us together."
"That's right, there is no conflict at all, no conflict."
The demon emperor Jun waved his hands, using gestures to enhance the persuasiveness of his words, and tried his best to explain: "He is Yaqiong and Laoqi over here, and Xiaoxiao over there... Nothing wrong!"
"Yaqiong is the seventh prince of the demon clan, and Xiaoxiao is the successor of Xinghun. They are not the same thing and cannot be considered the same person. It makes even more sense to say this." The Demon King slapped his thigh.
Zuo Changlu and Donghuang Taiyi said seriously: "Yes, there is nothing wrong!"
“There was no conflict at all.”
On the other side, Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian stared in amazement as these three old fellows, whose faces were as thick as the bend of a city wall, flattered each other in a gentle and precise manner.
When they heard that their identities had been arranged in various ways, they, as the direct parties involved, did not even have the right to speak.
On the other side, Xihe and Wu Yuting covered their faces, feeling too embarrassed to face anyone...
This doesn't make any sense... That group of men over there are praising each other and arguing with each other, and they seem to be doing nothing wrong!
It's like three people discussing mathematics together.
One said: One plus one equals nine! Is there anything wrong with that
The other two agreed in unison: "No problem, there is nothing wrong with this. One plus one is equal to nine. What's wrong with this?!"
Xihe was in a dilemma because of the demon emperor Jun. She was almost at a loss because of this title. It was too embarrassing. And she felt that it was not very authentic to forcefully suppress someone's generation... But she really couldn't not suppress him...
Wu Yuting’s dilemma is quite different.
Because she thought about her family.
Zuo Changlu and Lei Changtian are sworn brothers, and Zuo Changlu is the eldest.
As the daughter of Lei Changtian, she married Zuo Changlu, her father's eldest son.
So Zuo Changlu called Lei Changtian the second brother, and sometimes also called him father-in-law.
But Lei Changtian always called Zuo Changlu "Boss" and never called him "son-in-law"... because he didn't dare.
In other words, she was originally a generation younger, but because she married the wrong person, she was raised a generation higher.
This is just a problem for my own generation.
Things got even more chaotic after I had a son and a daughter.
A son is both a son and a son-in-law; a daughter is both a daughter and a daughter-in-law.
If it were me, I would be both the mother-in-law and the father-in-law. As for Zuo Changlu, he would also have the dual identities of father-in-law and father-in-law.
That's all.
Who made his adopted daughter marry his own biological son? Since the benefits are not going to be wasted, he should be willing to accept the subsequent troubles!
From now on, we will shoulder the responsibility of taking care of our grandparents.
Until now…
Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian were severely mentioned as a generation apart by the Demon Emperor and his wife: the Demon Emperor lowered himself to treat Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian as equals, but the Demon Emperor and the couple were also treated as equals - just because his son got to know him, he became of the same generation as them
You evil Emperor Dijun, are you doing this in order to make my son call me sister-in-law when he sees me
Wu Yuting felt like she was about to rack her brains, but the more she thought, the more confused she became, and the less she could figure it out.
There are four people in my family, so why is the generation structure so confusing
And it’s the kind of mess that… you can’t figure it out even after thinking about it for a long time!
I have to say, this is really mind-boggling.
If I bring my own father in as well, my father calls my husband Boss, and my son calls me Sister-in-law, then does that mean that Xiao Gou Da and his grandfather can also be brothers
Isn't this even more chaotic than a mess
Well, if the old man, who is a pervert, forced Xiaoduo's friends to become sworn brothers, would the story that Changlu just told be the same? Oh my God...
A certain creator god said that the relationship was unclear, and forced everyone to tacitly stop mentioning the issue of seniority.
Then people really stopped talking about the issue of seniority!
Now that this matter has come to an end and has been settled, in order to avoid embarrassment, we should try to avoid meeting each other in the future.
If you think about it carefully, it's not a big deal. As long as I deliberately want to avoid you, then after we part today, I can guarantee that you will never see me again in your life!
Think further, in order to avoid mutual embarrassment when meeting each other, we can avoid the summit meeting between the demon race and the human race. I am afraid that the friction between the demon race and the human race will be much smaller. Even if an incident occurs, it will be minimized to the greatest extent possible.
After the knot in their hearts was resolved, the Demon King and the Demon Queen set up a banquet, and Dong Huang joined them. They all drank together, and there were exactly eight people present.
The demon emperor Di Jun, Donghuang Taiyi, the demon queen Xihe, Zuo Changlu, Wu Yuting, Zuo Xiaoduo, Zuo Xiaonian, Xiaoxiao, in brackets: the seventh prince Yaqiong.
The person in charge of pouring tea and wine in circles was no longer Zuo Xiaoduo, but the younger generation of everyone present, Xiaoxiao.
Everyone mentioned their generations except the youngest.
When Xiaoxiao walked to Zuo Xiaoduo with the wine jug, she stammered a few times and for a moment she didn't know how to greet him.
After all, he has now recovered his memory, reason, and brains. He is no longer the ignorant little three-legged golden crow. Naturally, he knows that he can no longer call Zuo Xiaoduo "Mom"...
But suddenly changing his tone to call him dad at this moment... seems too sudden and too deliberate!
Zuo Xiaoduo rolled his eyes and asked, "Why don't you call me mom?"
The Seventh Prince was so embarrassed by just one sentence that he almost ran away with his face covered.
The Demon King, Donghuang, Zuo Changlu and others were stunned for a moment, but suddenly they burst into laughter, and the awkward atmosphere that had remained before was completely gone.
Zuo Changlu said in a gentle voice: "When you grow up and become sensible, you should call him dad. It is unreasonable to call a man mom."
Xiaoxiao felt relieved and quickly changed her words.
Zuo Xiaoduo agreed readily, and drank a glass of wine at the same time as Zuo Xiaonian, whose face turned red after being called mom. He said with emotion: "It's not easy. It's really not easy to be a mother for so many years... Well, it tastes wonderful. Let dad and mom discuss it and decide when to give you a brother."
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[The Zuo family's generational structure made me sweat; God knows how it was written like this... This author is really a genius&...]
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