The Unconventional Legend

Chapter 188: Nine-Nine Cat Hammer [Second Update!]

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Wu Tiejiang said: "The density of Thousand Illusion Gold is extremely high, and the refined Immortal Gold is even higher. Even if you are a strength-type cultivator, you may not be able to bear it. Especially these designs of yours, you also need to be able to lift heavy things with ease, lift light things with ease, and do things with ease. It is extremely difficult!"

“It’s a real problem.”

Zuo Xiaoduo pondered for a moment and said, "If I use all my strength now, I can probably lift nearly 10,000 kilograms..."

Wu Tiejiang's eyes bulged: "Late stage of Xiantian realm?"

“No, no.” Zuo Xiaoduo couldn’t help but despise the blacksmith for not being able to see through his cultivation. It seemed that he was also a novice in cultivation: “Martial Master, peak!”

Wu Tiejiang coughed and looked at Zuo Changlu with shocked eyes.

"You can see that this boy is a power-type cultivator with some natural supernatural powers, but they are not worth mentioning." Zuo Changlu smiled reservedly.

"Well... it's indeed very ordinary, not worth mentioning." Wu Tiejiang twitched his mouth and swallowed the words.

"I plan to use this weapon when I reach the Dan Yuan Realm or the advanced Tai Xi Realm. And I will continue to use it, so I estimate that I will use it for a long time..."

Zuo Xiaoduo estimated and said, "Do you think a hammer weighing 8,000 jin would be too light?"

Wu Tiejiang was immediately startled: "Not light, not light."

"Then it's eight thousand kilograms?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked himself, and then denied it: "It's already eight thousand kilograms, what's the difference between the two thousand kilograms?"

Wu Tiejiang was horrified and asked, "Ten thousand pounds? Two hammers equals twenty thousand pounds?"

Zuo Xiaoduo rolled his eyes and said, "Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine kilograms."

Wu Tiejiang has a toothache.

You already weigh 9,999 kilograms, and you're still short of that one kilogram? Do I need to control you so precisely

"It should be easy to disassemble, easy to assemble, and operate smoothly, including the hidden weapons inside. It can't break after a few uses... As for the chain, think of a material that has both toughness and durability..."

Zuo Xiaoduo finally said his last request: "By the way, give me a cute little cat accessory on the hammer handle..."

Zuo Xiaonian was furious: "What did you say?"

This time, Zuo Xiaoduo was unusually tough: "I want it! I want it even if you kill me!"

"From now on, when my hammer is dominating the continent, it will be called the Nine-Nine Cat Hammer!"

Zuo Xiaonian was so angry that he was about to have a fit on the spot.

Zuo Changlu stopped him: "That's fine too, Nian Nian, stop making trouble."

Zuo Xiaonian angrily stopped what he was doing and said, "Dad, just stand by your own son!"

Zuo Changlu defended himself, "When you wanted to carve the dog just now, I didn't say anything, right? You were clearly treating me fairly, why are you favoring your own son? You're still my own daughter!"

While they were talking here, Wu Tiejiang over there only felt that he was struck by lightning, one after another.

Nine-nine cat hammer

What a crappy name!

Besides... you have a mighty hammer, but you carved a kitten on the handle. A cute little kitten?!

It's like thunder rolling in the sky, isn't it? !

Zuo Xiaoduo had a face full of yearning, his eyes full of reverie: "Just think about it... When the time comes, I will be facing thousands of troops, petting cats while swinging hammers. When I get excited, I will grab the cat's tail and swing the hammer out, sweeping through the troops. Petting cats here and hitting people there, it's really exciting to think about it."

Zuo Xiaonian was furious and tried to step on him. Zuo Xiaoduo dodged flexibly with his eyes shining: "Oh my, what a great name!"

Thunder rumbled overhead Wu Tiejiang's head.

Petting a cat while dancing with a hammer

This picture is too beautiful...

But this cat...

"These two hammers, plus the hollow design... even if they are made of the densest metal, everything is made of the best materials..."

Wu Tiejiang said speechlessly: "I'm afraid a diameter of one meter is essential..."

"A hammer like this cannot be wielded. Once it is wielded, it will definitely be a deadly weapon on the battlefield!"

Wu Tiejiang thought about the scene and felt like he was shaking all over. He felt his hair stand on end. He said tremblingly, "Are you sure you want to carve a kitten on a weapon like this?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said firmly: "This is a prerequisite, there is no room for negotiation, no matter what else you do, this is the prerequisite!"

Suddenly, he was reminded of something and said, "By the way, the design of the hammer should have patterns, right? It would be best if it had a dark-patterned phoenix... that would be even better."

"Phoenix?"

Wu Tiejiang's voice changed: "You are a man, and you want to tattoo a phoenix on the heavy weapon hammer you use?"

Zuo Xiaoduo gave him a strange look: "Why are you making such a fuss? Isn't this normal?"

Am I making a fuss

Wu Tiejiang was completely convinced.

"Okay, I'll make it for you. Where are the materials?"

What on earth is going on in this world... Is it possible that I, Wu Tiejiang, have really fallen behind and am about to be eliminated? What are the young people thinking about

I really don't understand.

"Here are the materials. They are all for you."

Zuo Xiaonian handed over the ring in her hand.

Wu Tiejiang took it and looked at it, frowning and said: "Qianhuan Gold and Tianwu Copper are enough. But the others..."

Zuo Changlu answered from the side: "Old Wu."

Wu Tiejiang's cheeks trembled and he said, "Ah? Brother Zuo?"

"We are neighbors, so please take care of each other if anything happens to you."

Zuo Changlu said meaningfully: "As an uncle, you must take care of the two children's weapons. You can help prepare the materials that we haven't prepared yet."

Zuo Changlu patted Wu Tiejiang on the shoulder and said, "When the work is done, we'll settle the bill together and I'll give it to you, including the wages."

Wu Tiejiang's eyes widened: "But I..."

Zuo Changlu smiled and said, "It's just a pair of hammers, a few swords, and some miscellaneous hidden weapons. What's the big deal? I know you want to forget it, but I can't just forget it. After all, you have put in a lot of hard work. Even if you don't get any credit, you still have worked hard. How can I take it for nothing?"

Who said forget it? Where did I say that? You sound so noble, you can’t just take my…

Wu Tiejiang's face flushed red: "No, I mean..."

"I know you have, I know."

Zuo Changlu interrupted and said, "How can a blacksmith be short of materials, don't you think?"

Wu Tiejiang struggled: "But these..."

"Understood." Zuo Changlu said with a smile, "Let's settle it."

Wu Tiejiang blushed: "How come..."

Zuo Changlu said: "After this is over, I will ask your sister-in-law to cook a few dishes and treat you, Old Wu, to a big drink. We are brothers, hahaha..."

Wu Tiejiang's face turned pale, and he lost all his breath. He was stunned for a long while, and said weakly: "Forget about drinking too much, I will do my best."

Zuo Changlu: "Then I'll leave everything to you, good brother."

"Boss Zuo is so polite. It's my duty."

Wu Tiejiang twisted his face and looked at Zuo Changlu with an expression that looked like he was about to cry: "… You should do that."

"Brothers!"

Zuo Changlu patted Wu Tiejiang on the shoulder and said, "Let's visit each other often in the future."

Wu Tiejiang sat down on the chair and muttered, "My family is really not rich... How dare I..."

Zuo Changlu laughed and said, "Let's not talk about this. It's too formal. Look at my daughter's sword and my son's sword. How many days will it take to finish them?"

Wu Tiejiang estimated and said, "The work on those swords is easy. It will take about three days. It will be almost done in three days. But the hammers are more troublesome..."

"I see."

Zuo Changlu said straightforwardly: "Then I will come to get it in three days and take it home directly. These two children still need to practice. I won't let them come."

"OK."

Zuo Changlu said, "You two, go back and do what you need to do. Zuo Xiaoduo, aren't you still in school?"

Zuo Xiaoduo scratched his head: "I asked for leave this afternoon..."

Looking at the watch, it was not yet half past two, so he said, "How about I go back to school directly?"

Zuo Xiaonian also said obediently: "I'll go find Master."

"go Go."

Zuo Changlu simply drove the pair of children away.

Seeing that the two people had disappeared, Wu Tiejiang's face turned pale, his eyes were red, and he felt like crying: "Brother Zuo, you are cheating me..."

Zuo Changlu apologized, "Brother, I'm sorry. Now the burden of the whole family is on your shoulders. Even the landlords don't have enough food. You don't know how much Xiaoduo eats in one meal. I'm so poor that I almost have to sell my blood. If you really feel embarrassed, let your sister-in-law cook two dishes in the evening. My husband and I will thank you in person..."

"You go and see the store."

Wu Tiejiang pushed Zuo Changlu out directly: "I would never dare to go to drink or anything like that even if you kill me. You do your work and I'll do my work. Isn't it okay for me to do my work?"

"Haha, that's hard work."

Zuo Changlu also left.

Wu Tiejiang sighed until his throat was smoking, and finally he accepted his fate and started to work.

“This is all fate!”

… …

Jingle bells…

Blacksmith Wu started working in earnest, and his work efficiency was extremely high and fast.

After all, he now only has one thought and one focus in his mind.

"Finish the work as quickly as possible and get out of here!"

"This is really not a good place, it's too scary!"

"In this city, every moment, there is a feeling of fear and trepidation..."

"That meal is definitely not edible."

While working hard, he suddenly saw a figure flashing before his eyes. Zuo Changlu was back, walking leisurely with his hands behind his back, and said, "Old Wu, are you busy?"

Wu Tiejiang had no choice but to straighten his back: "Busy."

"Well, Old Wu. I thought about it... the weapons of these two children."

Zuo Changlu frowned and thought for a long time before he said solemnly, "Forget about signing your name."

Wu Tiejiang's eyes widened. "What? I made two magical tools myself, but I can't even leave my name on them? There should be a limit to how much you two can bully others, right?"

(End of this chapter)