Shang Qingyun's face was distorted, and he said, "I really don't remember the specific circumstances. I just remember that nineteen years ago, a little fat boy... stood in front of me, snowflakes were floating, the cold wind was blowing... Then I found that there was a vacant spot on the top of the little fat boy's head. My eyesight was not very good at that time, so I thought... the snowflakes had not melted on the little fat boy's head. When I looked closely, I found that he was already bald..."
Jiang Changbin's smiling face suddenly froze: "Brother Shang... you..."
“Hahahaha… just kidding.”
Shang Qingyun laughed out loud. He finally played a joke on Jiang Changbin. He was in a good mood and talked more.
"I'll book a room at a small restaurant in front. It's a place I go to often. The food is pretty good."
Jiang Changbin pointed forward and sighed, "Brother Shang, you said I... I am such a high-ranking official, but it's uncomfortable to go to those high-end places. I can't stand just taking pictures. Hey... What's more, it's even more uncomfortable to eat for free! Am I, Jiang Changbin, the kind of person who can't afford to eat cheaply?"
Shang Qingyun had a calm expression and did not comment.
"Besides, I am such a senior official, can I just treat myself to a meal casually? Those people are simply looking down on me."
Jiang Changbin snorted and patted his chest: "I am a model of integrity and honesty!"
"Oh." Shang Qingyun sighed.
I feel like this guy talks a lot.
"So I just asked someone to book this roadside farmhouse..."
Jiang Changbin leaned close to Shang Qingyun's ear and said, "... This store is actually opened by my brother-in-law's brother-in-law, hehehe... Brother Shang, please take care of it in the future."
Shang Qingyun was immediately furious. He stretched out his hand and tapped him a few times, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "After all this time, you're still waiting for me here?"
“It’s safe to eat here.”
As they were talking, they had already arrived at the small restaurant. When they pushed open the door and walked in, Jiang Changbin said in a gruff voice, "Liuzi! Little Liuzi! How are the dishes you prepared?"
"I'm ready. I've been ready for a long time."
A young man wearing an apron ran out with a smile on his face: "Brother Jiang, I have been preparing this meal for you for three days!"
"Bullshit! Three days ago, I didn't even know I was going to eat at your place. Besides, how can the ingredients you prepared three days ago still be fresh?"
Jiang Changbin exposed him mercilessly: "Don't try that on me, kid! I'm telling you, if the food I serve tonight isn't tasty at all, I'll revoke your license!"
"Oh my... it must be delicious when you come here."
The young man laughed: "If it doesn't taste good, you don't have to revoke my license and leave some food for them. You can just kill me!"
"You are just a smooth talker!"
Jiang Changbin laughed, "Come on, let's go to the room. Today, I, your brother Jiang, am very rich and powerful, so I will book your small restaurant for myself. Don't entertain other guests. I tell you, we are both masters. If we get drunk and go crazy, other people won't be able to withstand our punches and kicks. This is the truth, don't take it lightly!"
"Okay."
The young man agreed promptly: "Brother Jiang, since you are here, of course I will serve you wholeheartedly. As for the others... who are they? I don't know them, hahahaha..."
"Get lost, why don't you go cook! You just pretend to be nice."
Jiang Changbin cursed with a smile.
Shang Qingyun said calmly: "No wonder no one else comes to eat at this restaurant. So you're going to book the whole place for yourself?"
“I’m inviting Brother Shang to drink, so we have to book the whole place!” Jiang Changbin patted his chest and laughed, “But I’m also a big shot, right? Hehe, hehe…”
"Virtue!"
Shang Qingyun finally couldn't help laughing and cursing, then followed Jiang Changbin into the room.
In fact, the moment Jiang Changbin entered the room... he vaguely felt that he seemed to have forgotten something important
But what exactly did I forget
Before Jiang Changbin could think carefully, Shang Qingyun came in. Jiang Changbin no longer had time to think about what he had forgotten. He began to entertain him attentively to make sure he did not reveal any flaws.
But the inexplicable feeling in my heart can never be shaken off.
"What exactly... did you forget?"
After three rounds of wine, the dishes have five flavors.
Jiang Changbin suddenly remembered, slapped his thigh hard, and cried out: "It's bad, it's bad!"
Shang Qingyun was puzzled when he saw this, and looked up: "What's broken?"
Jiang Changbin had a look of regret on his face. He sighed repeatedly and said "Oh no!"
He finally remembered what he had forgotten - to be on the safe side, he had asked the old principal to look at the weather for him, hoping to have a rough estimate of the outcome of this battle, and the old principal recommended Zuo Xiaoduo and spoke highly of him.
And I was so busy gathering people for this battle that I didn't even have a chance to eat. I forgot to let Zuo Xiaoduo check on me and see if I was...
The old principal clearly reminded me of this several times!
I actually forgot!
But now he has faced Shang Qingyun, and it is already too late now. The arrow is on the string, how can he not shoot it
"I was so focused on drinking that I forgot there were other things I needed to deal with at the bureau..."
Jiang Changbin forced a laugh: "But it's already this late, it must be too late, so let's just forget it and deal with it tomorrow. Come on, Brother Shang, let's go with one more."
But I was still sighing in my heart.
What should I do about this matter
Suddenly I feel a little uneasy...
…
Just as Shang Qingyun and Jiang Changbin started drinking, dinner started at Zuo Xiaoduo's house.
"Sister Xiao Nian, have you reminded Teacher Mu?"
"I reminded you, I said it several times."
"Well, that's good. Although the unexpected disaster she encountered is not easy, as long as we avoid it in advance, we can turn the disaster into a blessing and turn the disaster into a blessing."
Zuo Xiaoduo grabbed the steamed buns and munched on them like a hungry ghost. However, in the blink of an eye, Wu Yuting had only picked up a piece of food with chopsticks and hadn't even had time to swallow it, and Zuo Changlu's sip of wine was still lingering in his throat, but Zuo Xiaoduo had already eaten twelve steamed buns!
Zuo Xiaonian's eyes curved with laughter, and she only wanted to laugh.
Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting looked at each other in silence and only sighed softly.
"From now on, we will be professional pig farmers."
Wu Yuting brought another bowl of steamed buns to her son, shaking her head and sighing.
"Yuting, you think too highly of pigs."
Zuo Changlu squinted his eyes and said, "How can a pig eat so much?!"
"Ha ha… "
Zuo Xiaonian finally couldn't help it and laughed out loud.
And at this time...
Zuo Xiaoduo's face suddenly changed, his legs were clamped tightly together, his whole body became unnaturally stiff, his eyes bulged out, his hands pressed tightly against the table, and a steamed bun in his mouth made his cheeks bulge like a toad, he couldn't even chew.
"What's going on here?"
Wu Yuting was shocked when she saw this and asked.
Zuo Xiaoduo's expression at this moment was very strange, his brows were tightly furrowed, and he seemed to want to speak, but his mouth was full of steamed buns and he couldn't speak for a long time.
"This... This isn't... a sudden diarrhea, right?"
Wu Yuting was in doubt and said, "Zuo Xiaoduo, let me tell you, if you really want to do that, go to the toilet right away... Don't disgust others at the dinner table."
Zuo Xiaonian became more and more delighted and was about to burst out laughing.
Zuo Xiaoduo maintained this strange posture for a full half minute before he finally relaxed a little. He chewed the steamed bun in his mouth with difficulty and swallowed it.
Then he said, "What a pitfall... That thing came suddenly again, without any signs at all. How can I be on guard?"
These words immediately made Wu Yuting and Zuo Xiaonian's faces look interesting.
Zuo Xiaonian's face was red, but it was not easy to hit him at this moment, so he could only roll his eyes and look at them one by one, saying: "Are you... controlling your true energy so that it doesn't break through the bridge of heaven and earth? Stimulating your Dantian?"
"yes… "
That feeling was still coming in waves, and it was already very difficult for Zuo Xiaoduo to hold on. Unfortunately, he was still very hungry, so he had to grab the steamed bun and chew it slowly. It took him more than 20 seconds to eat one steamed bun!
This eating speed is still very fast for ordinary people, but for Zuo Xiaoduo, it is definitely the slowest eating speed in his eating history, and it is definitely the first time in history!
"How many times has this happened to you?" Zuo Xiaonian asked curiously.
"I don't remember the exact number, but it was more than a dozen times..."
Zuo Xiaoduo looked at his arms. He felt that his dantian had turned into a balloon that could explode at any time. The meridians in his body also seemed to be swollen. However, from the outside, there was still nothing unusual.
"More than a dozen times..." Zuo Xiaonian thought.
"Sister, how many times did you hold it in at that time?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked while struggling with the internal energy in his body and eating.
"At that time I..."
Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyes and said, "Many, many times. I forgot the exact number. Who would remember that?"
"Many, many times..."
Zuo Xiaoduo instinctively understood that he needed to far exceed his current number of attempts, so he couldn't help but work harder.
I am already so far behind Nian Nian Cat. If I can't even surpass her in this regard, I'm afraid I will never be able to catch up with her in the future.
Teacher Qin has repeatedly said that the more times you stimulate the Xiantian meridian, the more beneficial it is to you, and the more basic foundation you will accumulate!
As he thought of this, a force suddenly emerged inexplicably, and suddenly suppressed all the restless spiritual energy back into his dantian.
The moment this ordeal came to an end, Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly felt relaxed all over. He started to eat the steamed buns madly again. His eating speed was even faster than his previous fastest speed.
Zuo Xiaonian had curved eyebrows and eyes. She was holding a bowl of porridge and drinking it spoonful by spoonful very gracefully and quietly. A few strands of hair fell down, reflecting on her delicate and almost transparent cheeks.
His eyes were fixed on the porridge, and he thought, I won't tell him, I only suppressed it seven or eight times back then... Let this kid hold it in, anyway, the longer he can hold it in, the better...
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(End of this chapter)