A little girl's birthday party can be cancelled, and it is reasonable to cancel it now given so many major changes.
While Zuo Xiaoduo expressed deep regret, he also felt relieved.
After all, large-scale banquets have been cancelled and replaced with small gatherings. The number of people I need to face when performing will be greatly reduced, and the scope of embarrassment will also be much smaller. It is certainly worth breathing a sigh of relief.
“I will definitely come!”
"OK!"
Let the big guys worry about the big things. At heart, we are just a few kids who haven't really grown up yet.
During this time, we can be open and happy!
Zuo Xiaoduo hummed a little tune, feeling very proud of himself, and knocked on Zuo Xiaonian's door.
"Nian Nian...Cat, open the door!"
Master Zuo was very imposing at this moment.
It can be seen from the fact that he is always thinking about cats at home.
Zuo Xiaoduo now feels very confident after the breakthrough, and he doesn't even want to call her "Sister Nian Nian" anymore!
Wouldn't that make me, Master Zuo, seem smaller
no!
So Master Zuo forced himself to change his words and started directly by thinking about the cat.
Zuo Xiaonian was so angry that he was fuming. He had already beaten someone up several times, but found that this guy just refused to change no matter how hard he was beaten. He was like a piece of meat on a rolling knife, so he finally gave up helplessly.
Slowly... being called Nian Nian Cat became a habit. Zuo Xiaonian was very unhappy, but he seemed to have accepted it.
So, Master Zuo was no longer satisfied with just calling her Nian Nian the cat.
He now often wonders in his mind whether he can delete the word "cat" at the end and just call her "Nian Nian".
Of course, the last step, reaching the point of directly calling her "Nian'er", would be even better.
But after weighing it over in his mind for seventy or eighty times, he finally gave in.
Let’s start with Nian Nian Cat and begin the gradual exploration.
At least there is a basis for this. Her parents have called them Duoduo the dog and Niannian the cat since they were young, so Zuo Xiaonian doesn't really mind this.
But if I call her Nian Nian directly, Zuo Xiaonian might go crazy!
Zuo Xiaoduo felt terrified just thinking about the level of madness, and forced himself not to think about it anymore...
"Step by step, I conquer your hardness; step by step, I capture everything about you; step by step, I create a lake of love; step by step, I let myself enter you... into the depths of your heart..."
Zuo Xiaoduo hummed a song proudly and leaned against the door.
Well, this song is called Step by Step.
It was done by a famous writer, composer, lyricist, calligrapher and handsome man who wishes to remain anonymous.
The door opened, and a jade hand stretched out in frustration, grabbed Zuo Xiaoduo's scalp, and dragged him in very roughly.
Bang!
Zuo Xiaoduo was thrown onto the sofa. Zuo Xiaonian looked cold and asked, "What are you doing here?"
"Don't you watch the news?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said as a matter of course: "The world outside is in turmoil, I just came here to take a look at your face and confirm the situation!"
"Why don't you watch it while eating?"
“When eating... it’s not convenient with my parents around..." Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, looking servile.
Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyes in annoyance, obviously not believing his nonsense at all.
Ever since the Ning family's ancestral tomb collapsed, Zuo Xiaoduo has been reading fortunes twice a day.
Later, the Meng Group building began to tilt, and Zuo Xiaoduo's routine fortune-telling became four or five times a day!
He looked at it when I woke up in the morning.
He looked at me once after dinner.
Go home and watch it once in the afternoon.
Watch it again after dinner.
Watch it again at midnight!
Every time I watch it, Zuo Xiaonian has to either sit upright or stand still...
Then he stared, looking everywhere, not just at the face...
Every time he saw it, Zuo Xiaonian wanted to beat this guy up.
I always feel that this guy is taking advantage of the opportunity to feast on beautiful women in the name of fortune-telling.
Whenever she saw the surprise and desire in that little bastard's eyes, Zuo Xiaonian's heart would panic, but she would also feel a little inexplicably ashamed.
After this happened a few times, I just stopped dodging and said, "Just watch. What else can you dare to do besides watching?"
Look, a piece of meat is indispensable, am I afraid of you
After having this thought, Zuo Xiaonian became cooperative.
She didn't even think that Zuo Xiaoduo had pushed her too close step by step, and had broken through too many of her defenses, as well as... her bottom line!
For example... from the beginning, whenever he called out "Nian Nian Cat", he would be beaten up by himself. But in the past few days, he was too lazy to beat him up and just let him do whatever he wanted, which was tantamount to accepting this title.
For example... Previously, when he glared at me, I would subconsciously scold him, but now I don't scold him anymore...
I know this guy is taking advantage of me, but I don't think it matters...
This is really a wonderful psychological change.
Human habits are really a magical inertia!
I still remember that night when he called Nian Nian cat several times in a row. Every time, Zuo Xiaonian would fly into a rage, grab someone and beat him up, and then bungee jump from a high altitude a dozen times...
After coming down, this guy still looked lazy, and he kept shouting with a grin: "Nian Nian cat, Nian Nian cat..."
So I beat him up again, and then I bungee jumped from a high altitude again...
I kept beating him until late at night, but he was still smiling and calling out, "Nian Nian Cat, Nian Nian Cat..."
Zuo Xiaonian was in no mood and had no motivation to struggle anymore. Facing such a shameless, thick-skinned, shameless, and shameless person without any moral integrity...
You can't beat him to death, but you can't just ignore him from now on.
Alas! There is really no other way...
He has now entered the innate realm. Let’s not talk about other things. His skin is so thick that he can withstand any beating!
Well... it's not just that he can take beatings. After breaking through the innate realm, he seems to feel that he has a certain amount of capital, and his thickness of skin has skyrocketed!
Now it has soared to a height that Zuo Xiaonian cannot imagine and is unable to shake!
Although his cultivation is only at the innate level, if the thickness of his face is calculated based on his cultivation level, he might have reached the level of an ancient witch...
Even more than that!
Zuo Xiaoduo looked at Zuo Xiaonian's pretty and delicate face with eyes full of obsession. He looked left and right, up and down, and could not see enough.
Sometimes he stroked his chin and frowned in thought, and sometimes he looked worried.
Or he would raise his head and mutter to himself, or stretch out his fingers and pretend to calculate...
I walked around, looked from behind, turned around, looked from the side, and occasionally seemed to recall a vague poem that I couldn't remember clearly, and recited it with my head shaking: "Looking from the side, it's a mountain; looking from the front, it's a peak; the distance and height are different..."
Zuo Xiaonian frowned and asked, "Have you finished reading? What was that just now? Why haven't you heard of it before? A poem?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said solemnly: "Don't move! Don't talk! Now is a critical moment, a crucial moment... Sit down. Well, it's almost time, stand up... Turn around..."
Zuo Xiaonian grabbed Zuo Xiaoduo and handcuffed him behind his back. His face was red and almost bleeding. He gritted his teeth and said, "You little bastard... Are you participating in a beauty pageant? And you're turning around? Do you look at the buttocks when judging a person's appearance?"
“It hurts…”
Zuo Xiaoduo bared his teeth and said angrily: "I'm here to tell fortunes, how can you be so mad at me? I'm so mad... I was just trying to tell something, but you totally messed it up!"
"Still talking nonsense!"
Zuo Xiaonian ruthlessly exposed her: "When it was the most difficult before, you only took one look and saw everything. Now you actually need to look for so long? Do you really think I'm stupid?"
"There are so many changes now, and they are so complicated, don't I have to look carefully and understand them clearly?!"
Zuo Xiaoduo argued loudly, and seemed to be very confident and serious.
"Still trying to make excuses!"
Zuo Xiaonian was furious, and felt that he was being taken advantage of by this little hooligan.
This kid is getting more and more outrageous. He must be taught a lesson. Otherwise, he will probably become more and more aggressive!
After a brutal beating, Zuo Xiaoduo lay on the ground like a dead pig, complaining bitterly: "Now I, Master Zuo, am also a celebrity in Phoenix City. A fortune teller can earn me a hundred thousand yuan. Now I am rushing to help people for free, but I am being beaten!"
"Is there any justice in this?"
"Is there still any law here?"
"Is there any humanity in this?"
"Hmm?" Zuo Xiaonian snorted.
"Well, is there still a brother-sister relationship here?"
Zuo Xiaoduo quickly changed his words, looked at Zuo Xiaonian in a flattering manner, and smiled: "Nian Nian cat..."
Zuo Xiaonian suddenly raised his hand.
Zuo Xiaoduo immediately covered his face and said, "Go ahead and hit me! I'm just yelling because you can't kill me. If you have the guts, then hit me to death!"
Smoke coming out of all seven orifices!
"Tell me, what did you see? If you can't tell me, I will beat you to death!" Zuo Xiaonian gritted his teeth.
"The situation has improved greatly. It's all thanks to my careful planning and hard work!"
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed out loud.
The mood is really cheerful to the extreme!
The changes are really huge, and... everything is moving in a favorable direction!
Otherwise, Zuo Xiaoduo would not have had any other ideas after fortune-telling.
"Can you tell me specifically how much of an improvement there is?" Zuo Xiaonian's expression softened, and she actually stretched out her hand and pulled Zuo Xiaoduo up from the ground.
Then Zuo Xiaoduo took her hand and wouldn't let go.
Really soft.
So slippery.
"Let me tell you, tell you in detail, the current situation is no longer a bad thing, but a very good thing." Zuo Xiaoduo held Zuo Xiaonian's hand tightly, his eyebrows beaming with joy.
Zuo Xiaonian looked at her hand being held by his big hand, and she could hardly see her fingers. Her face turned red, but she pretended not to care and said, "Then hurry up and tell me. Sister is waiting to listen."
Calling herself sister, Zuo Xiaonian obviously has something in mind. Remind someone, be honest!
But Zuo Xiaoduo ignored it, as if he didn't hear it at all.
Well, I'm just so slow, what's wrong with you
(End of this chapter)