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Qiu Zheyan's face couldn't be darker.
It's fine for Zhuang Hanxue to chat so passionately with others, and is he still plotting to escape from him? If you have no money, you have to borrow money to move away
Angry to the extreme, Qiu Zheyan calmed down abnormally.
If he tells the truth now, it will stimulate Zhuang Hanxue and make him speed up his escape, right? Zhuang Hanxue is unexpectedly a stickler.
So he put the phone back on the bedside table next to Zhuang Hanxue.
Qiu Zheyan has been thinking about this matter, quietly observing Zhuang Hanxue's movements.
I was especially afraid that Zhuang Hanxue would not be there when I got home one day, so I asked Zhuang Hanxue more and more.
He can smoke as many packs of cigarettes as he likes, and once he finishes drinking, he will have some more, and whenever he is free, he will take Zhuang Hanxue to a restaurant to eat delicious food.
Zhuang Hanxue was very happy.
Moreover, there have been a lot of things recently, and I have been very busy with work. It is probably because Mercury is retrograde, and everything is not going well.
The senior brother urged him to go over for dinner again.
He found a time, a few days before the Chinese New Year, and planned to take Zhuang Hanxue to his senior brother's house for dinner.
Zhuang Hanxue usually looks the same, he doesn't look like he's about to run away at all, but even so, Qiu Zheyan still can't feel at ease, even though they live together, Zhuang Hanxue still gives him a feeling of inseparability.
Zhuang Hanxue was quite surprised when he knew that he was going to take him to his senior brother's house for dinner: "Huh? I'll go with you too? Don't you never take me to see your friends?"
Qiu Zheyan: "Didn't I take you to meet my friend this time?"
Zhuang Hanxue: "You often go to drink, but you never take me there. I really want to go to the bar to drink."
Qiu Zheyan recalled the experience of taking him to the bar last time, he would not be able to take him to such sensual occasions again, once this guy got to that kind of place, he seemed to be possessed by a dude, don't be too complacent, let alone It's a woman, even a man should be attracted to him.
Qiu Zheyan mercilessly refused and said: "You can forget it. Once you play, you will not be forced."
Zhuang Hanxue was at a loss: "Why didn't I force the number?"
Qiu Zheyan said sourly: "I can no longer add rivals in love to myself."
Zhuang Hanxue was surprised, and said plausibly: "I have convinced you. Didn't you let me see what you are like last time? Now you say you are afraid of adding rivals in love. I am an old man in his thirties. It’s not enough, I just look like that, I don’t work, I eat soft rice, who will rob me, what a joke.”
Qiu Zheyan regretted the hurtful words before. He hugged Zhuang Hanxue and kissed him: "Don't say that. I was just talking angry last time. You are really cute. Every time you go out, I worry that you will attract rivals again." , you also have many, many advantages."
After finishing speaking, kiss again: "I'm sorry. You just pretend that I didn't say that. I was wrong."
Zhuang Hanxue suffered from vanity. Ever since he was a child, his parents said he was an idiot. Ask: "What advantages do I have?"
After asking, he waited happily for Qiu Zheyan to praise him.
Qiu Zheyan was stunned.
Wait, what are the advantages of Zhuang Hanxue
Qiu Zheyan stared at this silly face and looked left and right. He was quite good-looking, but not particularly good-looking. Because of the lack of exercise, the body can never be called strong and strong. Too lazy to die, can't cook, can't do housework. And he loves to drink and smoke, and if he doesn't look at it, the house will be made into a mess. Moreover, he is frivolous and unstable, except that he is in his early thirties, he doesn't look like someone in his thirties.
Zhuang Hanxue waited for a while, seeing that Qiu Zheyan not only did not praise him, but also showed a puzzled look, he felt a little bit in his heart, and said, "You mean it? What's wrong?"
Qiu Zheyan said euphemistically: "... being with you makes me feel very happy."
Zhuang Hanxue: "Fuck, you scold me all the time."
Qiu Zheyan felt that his brain's CPU was running hot, but he still didn't get the result of "Zhuang Hanxue's advantages". He said in a panic, "I want to sleep with you as soon as I'm with you."
Zhuang Hanxue: "..."
Zhuang Hanxue asked incredulously: "Damn! Is this my only advantage?"
Qiu Zheyan: "You asked me suddenly, I can't think of it all at once, please give me some time, let me think about it. If you like it, you like it, but if you want me to specifically say what you like, I can't explain it clearly. I just Know that I am filled with joy when I see you."
Zhuang Hanxue was too lazy to discuss with him: "Forget it. I'm going to play games."
Then Zhuang Hanxue slipped away from Qiu Zheyan's arms like a loach, and ran away pulling his slippers.
When Qiu Zheyan saw him passing by the full-length mirror, he seemed to notice something, stepped back a few steps, took photos in front of the mirror, even lifted up his clothes to have a look, finally turned sideways, and patted his own buttocks, as if agreeing "My butt seems to be quite upturned."
Qiu Zheyan: "..."
Before going to bed at night, Qiu Zheyan found this guy lying on the bed, showing his buttocks, and covering his buttocks with a mask.
Qiu Zheyan's face was full of black lines: "What are you doing?"
Zhuang Hanxue was lying on his stomach playing a mobile game. Because his chin was resting on the pillow, his speech was a little slurred, and he mumbled, "I'm taking care of my only advantage...don't take my mask away! Give it back to me!"
Qiu Zheyan couldn't laugh or cry.
What a fool.
Zhuang Hanxue thought about his own advantages for many days, but he still couldn't figure it out.
He seems to have no advantages.
Zhuang Hanxue and the little master said: [I feel that I am serving people with sex now, and I have no other advantages to attract Xiaoqiu. But I'm not young anymore, so when I get older and uglier, won't I be abandoned?]
Little master: [Didn't you say that he proposed to you, but you didn't accept it? So you worry about being abandoned? Isn't that what you want?]
Zhuang Hanxue: [I don't want to marry him and he abandons me, those are two different things]
The little master replied to him after a long while: [Suddenly I feel that you are quite scary, the world of your adults is really dirty]
The little master gave him advice: [I still think that even if you don't go to work, you can still find something to do and make some money. Not every job has to clock in at work. For example, painting, writing novels, doing live broadcasts, making videos, etc., isn’t it also very good? Let’s do live broadcasting, I think it’s suitable for you, anyway, you are playing all day long, and you like chatting, and you are idle when you are idle.]
Zhuang Hanxue was like enlightened, suddenly realized, yes, he can do live broadcast. Doudou, who was sleeping at his feet, cried out "Wow, woof, woof".
Anyway, it's okay to be idle at home.
There is no need to prepare too much for live broadcasting.
Zhuang Hanxue did whatever he wanted.
But he broadcast live for a day, only dozens of viewers.
He was shameless, he didn't want to keep his feet on the ground, but immediately thought, can he find someone to hug his thigh.
Doesn't that have ready-made thighs
His little master! Chu Jue! Born as a child star, well-known throughout the country, professional chess player, champion of the National Junior Go Trials! Millions of followers on Weibo!
Zhuang Hanxue shyly begged the primary school students: "Master, please accompany me for a few live broadcasts, please, you are a little Bodhisattva who saves the suffering, you save the common people and save me, can you bear to see me being so salty all the time? Every day One hour, okay? Just one hour!"
Fortunately, the winter vacation is free, and the kind-hearted little Jiujiu couldn't stand the begging of himself, so he played with him in his live broadcast room.
To attract viewers.
Going to start playing board games.
Jiujiu posted the address of the live broadcast on Weibo, because he was the first to start the live broadcast, which attracted 20,000 fans to watch.
Jiujiu went online and asked Zhuang Hanxue: "What are you playing? Are you going to play Go with me? Your chess is too stinky, I don't want to play with you."
Zhuang Hanxue said: "How can I be so overconfident. Let's fight landlords, have you played?"
Jiujiu said: "I haven't played it before, let's play and see, you wait for me for three minutes, and I will go to see the rules of the game."
Zhuang Han said meanly: "Hehehe, audience friends, you will now witness Chu Jue's first defeat. If I can't beat him this time, I'll go eat shit."
Jiujiu said: "Really?"
A few minutes later, the round ended, Jiu Jiu asked, "When do you eat shit?"
Zhuang Han learns to stretch and bend: "Master, I was wrong, and Master is sorry."
Play another round.
Zhuang Hanxue said: "I underestimated the opponent in the last round. My strength is more than that. I will definitely win this round. If I can't win, I will buy a set of exercise books for my little master."
Tweeting: "What to buy? You have the ability to say it again."
Zhuang Hanxue said loudly: "Buy the exercise book!!"
Jiujiu is offline.
Zhuang Hanxue instantly confessed: "Master, Master, I was wrong, can I buy a small skirt for your kitty?"
Jiujiu went online and won another game.
Zhuang Hanxue lost five games in a row. Looking at the number of spectators, it has already exceeded 50,000. And some viewers swiped gifts, he thought it was probably for Jiujiu, and the total amount was four to five thousand.
He thought to himself, it's not that difficult to do a live broadcast, it's so simple.
Zhuang Hanxue said happily: "Little master, let me play another game. Let's play sex."
Jiujiu said, "Wait a minute, I'll read the rules of the game."
In the middle of the call, Jiujiu suddenly said: "No, my dad is home. I have to do my homework. Goodbye."
Then go offline.
Zhuang Hanxue finally won a game: "I won!"
Comment area: [This sum is shameless...]
Zhuang Hanxue plays games with elementary school students on the Internet every day, playing everything, anyway, his goal is not a technical anchor.
When Chiu Chiu wasn't around, he just randomly played with passers-by. He had a broken mouth, and no one talked to him, but he was able to say hello to himself, and he spoke in a standard tone, with a nice voice, and he could even pretend to be a male voice.
In addition, there is a little master who is an Internet celebrity who milks him, and some fans who tweeted cut the video and posted it in the funny video area, attracting many fans to watch, and there are many rewards. After only a week, he reached the contracted host of the platform. Standard, even a screen recording group.
Zhuang Hanxue was very proud. He planned to wait until he got his first salary in a month before telling Qiu Zheyan to invite Qiu Zheyan to dinner.
At that time, Xiao Qiu will definitely praise him! Just think about it!
It was the day when we made an appointment to have dinner at my brother's house.
Qiu Zheyan led this idiot to the door. As long as Zhuang Hanxue didn't speak, he still looked like a good-looking talent.
When he arrived at the senior's house, Qiu Zheyan vaguely noticed that the senior was always looking at Zhuang Hanxue consciously or unconsciously.
But the brothers have wives and children, so they don't have to look at their slackers, why is that
The brother observed for a while, and asked Zhuang Hanxue: "Mr. Zhuang, the first time I saw you just now, I thought you looked familiar... Have you worked in S City before?"
Well, his hometown property is in S City, and he took care of it for a while after his brother ran away. Zhuang Hanxue remained calm and lied, "No."