Qiu Zheyan was stunned for a moment, then became dumb for a moment.
Zhuang Hanxue took advantage of this gap, glanced at him, quickly operated the computer, turned off the live broadcast, and then came back, looking at Qiu Zheyan in a daze: "I don't understand why you are angry?"
This is what made Qiu Zheyan the most angry.
Zhuang Hanxue is always unconscious.
Qiu Zheyan was so angry that his voice was trembling, and he said: "Don't change the subject, I have tolerated you for a long time, I have been waiting for you to take the initiative to tell me. What kind of little master, who is it? What is your relationship with him? How long have you known each other? He is still trying to get you to leave me?"
Zhuang Hanxue scratched his head, and said falteringly: "I was going to talk to you in a few days... Little Master is Jiujiu, don't you know Jiujiu?"
Qiu Zheyan was stunned for a moment, and became even more angry: "Is the fucking someone I also know?!"
Zhuang Hanxue nodded: "Ah, it's that child star. Have you never watched "Jiujiu's Food Journey"?"
"?" Qiu Zheyan felt, as if, a little impressed, "..."
Zhuang Hanxue saw that he probably remembered, and said innocently: "He is very popular, you should know it. You can check it online. It's that Jiujiu. He is my little master."
Like a child
Qiu Zheyan quickly checked on his mobile phone: Chu Yu, born in 20xx... He didn't look down, he is 12 years old this year! ! Still a little kid!
The scene became very awkward for a while.
Qiu Zheyan didn't know what to say.
This little master is a primary school student
Primary school students?
Is he eating the jealousy of a primary school student? ?
So fucking embarrassing. real.
Qiu Zheyan blushed, and his anger turned into shame in an instant.
He knows his problem. Over the years, he has tried his best to restrain himself, make himself more mature, and stop being so possessive, but he still can't get rid of it.
Zhuang Hanxue was chatting and joking with women, he was jealous.
Zhuang Hanxue had such an excellent ex-girlfriend, he was jealous.
Zhuang Hanxue was also jealous when he played games with a netizen who he thought was an adult man.
He himself felt that he was really too jealous.
He hesitated for a moment, his lips pursed, and apologized: "I'm sorry."
"I made a mistake..."
"I thought he was an adult."
"You have been chatting with this person without telling me recently. Last time I saw him discussing with you about moving out."
Zhuang Hanxue explained unhurriedly: "This is really a misunderstanding. Chiu Chiu's father is still my friend. I have attended his birthday ceremony. But his father didn't like me very much, and we didn't have much contact with each other afterwards. We accidentally made friends online last year, you know who I am, I am shameless, even if I am a primary school student, I will make friends with him."
He held Qiu Zheyan's hand back, comforted the man with fried hair, and said coquettishly, "Jiujiu doesn't like you very much. He told me that it's best not to be with you. But I said I like you, I don't like you." Will move out, if I leave, where can I find another Xiaoqiu who treats me so well?"
"Yes or no?"
Qiu Zheyan was finally coaxed by him, and he was relieved, but he felt very embarrassed when he made such a big oolong, and said awkwardly: "You didn't tell me earlier, I have been waiting for you and me Said, I can't wait until I wait... Otherwise, I won't misunderstand. I also want to stop being so jealous, but I just can't help it. I'm sorry, did I scare you when I yelled at you so fiercely just now? ?”
Zhuang Hanxue pretended to be angry, but he had the upper hand: "I was a little scared. I wanted to tell you in two weeks. Isn't it that I have nothing to do at home every day? The little master said that I can't eat and sleep. Like, let me find a way to make some money at home."
"Then I wondered if I could do live broadcasting. Now that I have signed a contract with a platform to do live broadcasting, I owe it to my little master to help me. These days, my little master is helping me to drain traffic. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to become popular just by doing this. I want to thank people."
"He sacrificed his winter vacation homework time to play with me. You are still jealous. He will probably die laughing when he finds out."
"In two weeks, after I signed the contract for a full month, I'm going to use the money I earn to buy you a New Year's gift, and I'll give you a surprise then. That's why I didn't tell you."
Zhuang Han's theory was well-founded, and Qiu Zheyan was convinced.
The slob works so hard to buy him a New Year's present. Qiu Zheyan felt his heart was about to melt.
He was the one who blamed Zhuang Han for learning.
This is his big oolong.
Qiu Zheyan repeatedly apologized: "I was wrong, I was really wrong. I was jealous. I bought him a gift to apologize. Don't be angry with me, what do you want from me?"
Zhuang Hanxue said with a straight face, "What do you think?"
Qiu Zheyan said: "What do you want? I, I will buy it for you."
Zhuang Hanxue couldn't hold it back, and after holding it for a while, he broke his skills, smiled at Qiu Zheyan, pinched his face: "Okay, okay, you look like a golden retriever who just demolished the house, I won't give birth to you Angry, when have I ever been angry with you? You don’t need to buy me anything, just give me a kiss, and I’ll forgive you once I kiss you.”
Qiu Zheyan gave him a kiss.
Zhuang Hanxue sighed: "It's good now, you knew about it in advance. There is no surprise. It took me so long to keep it a secret."
Qiu Zheyan took his hand: "It's okay, if you don't move away, but also buy me a gift, I'm already very satisfied."
Zhuang Hanxue patted his head: "Your hair is really hard and prickly, and it's easy to touch. Are you satisfied now? My little majesty, I think you can go to be the king of the jealous country and eat my ex-girlfriend's jealousy." , and eat the jealousy of elementary school students, you are too powerful."
Qiu Zheyan felt ashamed now: "Who told you to talk glibly to everyone?"
Zhuang Hanxue is not ashamed: "I just talk in that way. I live broadcast like this, and I am very popular. Do you want to watch it? I have 150,000 subscribers!"
Zhuang Hanxue sat back and showed Qiu Zheyan his live broadcast page: "Look, isn't it amazing?"
As soon as I opened it, I found that the popularity value has skyrocketed by hundreds of thousands, and now there are still bullets floating on the shady page:
[Sweet sweet sweet sweet]
[Oh my god, it's more enjoyable than listening to BL catch]
[finished? finished?]
[I heard that there is a gay guy here, so I rushed to watch]
[But anchor, don't you claim to have a girlfriend?]
Zhuang Hanxue only paid special attention to the last item.
Zhuang Hanxue was taken aback. Seeing that Qiu Zheyan hadn't reacted yet, he hurriedly said righteously: "No! Xiao Qiu, don't get me wrong! The day before yesterday I live broadcasted that I had a girlfriend, and this girlfriend was my nonsense... I The day before yesterday, I played games with a female anchor Lianmai. She wanted to pick on me, so I said I have a wife! I live with my wife! My wife treats me very well! I will not betray my wife!!! "
"I'm talking about you..."
"I'm embarrassed to tell people that I'm in a relationship with a man..."
"I'm a man too, I want to save face, right?"
Qiu Zheyan said "hehe" dumbfoundingly: "Who is your wife?"
Zhuang Hanxue hesitated and said, "I'm my wife, I'm your wife, okay?"
Qiu Zheyan nodded, finally satisfied, and let him go, Qiu Zheyan saw that the barrage was still being uploaded, and his popularity was still growing wildly, he looked at the computer and pointed to a certain icon: "The sign in the lower right corner is still on. This is because the voice software is still on."
Zhuang Hanxue looked at the place Qiu Zheyan pointed at, and was stunned, scared out of his wits: "Fuck! I didn't turn off the microphone!!"
Qiu Zheyan: "..."
This is finally closed.
Zhuang Han checked it four or five times like ptsd, and he was sure that it was really Guanmai.
Zhuang Hanxue asked, "Am I going to be closed now?"
Qiu Zheyan replied: "Closed."
There was a silence.
Zhuang Hanxue lay on the table.
Qiu Zheyan endured it, and endured it again, but he couldn't hold it back. His shoulders twitched and he started laughing. After a while, he simply laughed out loud: "Hahahahahahaha."
Zhuang Hanxue turned around with a mournful face: "Are you still laughing at me? Stop laughing, I think I'm going to be banned for broadcasting pornography. I just started the live broadcast."
Qiu Zheyan pulled the man over and patted him on the back: "It's okay, it's okay, you don't have to worry about these things, I'll take care of you."
Zhuang Hanxue hummed to him angrily, and ran away angrily.
Zhuang Hanxue unplugged the network cable, turned off the phone, went back to the room and lay down on the bed like a mummy, and said with a peaceful face:
"Stop calling me."
"I am dead."
"I declare my social death."