The Useless Mr. Zhuang

Chapter 15

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Zhuang Han pretended to be dead for two days.

The Internet may not be available, but the mobile phone must be turned on.

The little master happily reported to him what news he was on in real time:

[Look, you are on the trending search on Xhu]

[—How do you view the newcomer up host of station n coming out of the closet?]

[Weibo is also arranged? Did you buy it yourself? You are in the top ten of the most searched!]

[Hot Search: Game Live Streaming Out of the Closet]

[Wow, you are popular in the OO space, look, 50,000 revolutions! !]

[My classmates all come to ask me what's going on]

Zhuang Hanxue feels that life is hopeless.

[Don't talk about it, my anchor life has only just started, and it's over.]

[I'm dead, how can I go out to meet people now?]

[Will he ask me to pay liquidated damages?]

The little master said: [No need, you don’t break the law if you really come out. At most they say you hype ah.]

Zhuang Hanxue prepared himself mentally for a long time, summoned up all his courage, opened the live broadcast room, and took a look.

The comment area is like a waterfall, and it keeps swiping:

[W Bo tour group checks in, drop—]

[OO Space Sightseeing Group checks in, drop—]

[Z is like a sightseeing group punching in, drop—]

[Tieba sightseeing group checks in, drop—]

[I heard that making a wish here is very spiritual, is it true?]

[Wish to pass the exam next week]

[Wish to double the bonus at the end of the year]

[Wish my cat will give birth to kittens smoothly]

[Has the anchor not come back yet? It's been two days, and your little Gong hasn't let you out of bed yet?]

Zhuang Hanxue instantly shut down the webpage.

Regret, just regret, what kind of live broadcast is he doing when he has nothing to do

Fortunately, this is using a screen name, across the Internet, no one knows who he is, otherwise he could really commit suicide on the spot.

Zhuang Hanxue went to various forums to look around, and now that there is an explosion of information on the Internet, this matter was discussed very hotly on the first day.

It’s fine if there is no screen recording group, the key is that it was recorded, and someone even compiled a text version for the crowd to watch.

Zhuang Hanxue thought that he had tempered his face thicker than the city wall in the past thirty-four years, but when this kind of thing happened to him, he found that his face still didn't seem thick enough.

He asked the platform and sincerely apologized, but the platform staff didn't say that he broke the law or was suspected of breaching the contract, saying that he could continue to broadcast.

He hasn't been online for the past few days, and his turnover has increased by a large amount.

Zhuang Hanxue escaped reality and hid under the quilt when he heard a familiar voice outside—

"Little brother, how old are you this year, do you have a girlfriend?"

"I'm thirty, little girl, don't be like this. I have a wife, but I don't have any children yet. Let me tell you, a real man must control his wife submissively. My wife, if I tell him to go east, he won't dare To the west, cook for me every day, that is called a gentle and considerate, three obediences and four virtues... "

Zhuang Hanxue rushed out from under the quilt, his face turned red: "Don't let it go!!"

Qiu Zheyan watched the video while chewing on melon seeds: "Why don't you let it go? I'm not here to see how your live broadcast is doing. Hehe. A real man, right? You can control it submissively, right?"

Zhuang Hanxue felt guilty: "Isn't this for the effect of the live broadcast... I was talking nonsense, because I was controlled so submissively, it was me..."

Qiu Zheyan was so happy these two days, he saw Zhuang Han sneering, and said, "Do you want to continue your live broadcast? Did the platform reply to you?"

Zhuang Hanxue said: "The platform said they would not ban me. But me, how can I have the face to go back to the live broadcast? Those people said it too much, saying that it was a scripted play, saying that I am grandstanding, consuming homosexuality, and making a lot of money. I am heinous. I don't want to have this kind of live broadcast accident myself."

Qiu Zheyan said: "What's the matter? It's okay, it's just to stir up your popularity. It's not a crime for us to fall in love? So what if they hear about it. If you continue to do live broadcasts, I'll cut the videos for you, and you can Post it in the video area, and there will be an extra income."

Zhuang Hanxue was surprised: "You don't object to my live broadcast?"

Qiu Zheyan said as a matter of course: "What am I against you? Isn't it good that you have something to do at home? Then if your elder brother comes back and asks when he knows that you are not idle at home, he probably won't speak ill of me. "

Zhuang Hanxue nodded: "It makes sense."

But this is all out of the closet on the Internet, and he continues to be an anchor, it seems that there is something wrong. He scratched his head, too lazy to think about it.

Zhuang Hanxue intends to resume the broadcast after sorting out his mood.

Zhuang Hanxue never went live again.

Prepare to talk about it next year.

The two don't cook.

Qiu Zheyan ordered a table meal at a high-end restaurant, just the two of them.

Zhuang Hanxue thought of his career as an anchor and up host, so he took out his mobile phone to shoot a small video. Anyway, he has already come out all over the Internet and was said to be hyped, so why don't he just shoot a vlog.

But the face was not on the screen, only two people's hands and the whole meal were photographed.

Zhuang Hanxue said: "I haven't had a New Year's Eve dinner with anyone for many years."

Qiu Zheyan fed him a strawberry: "We will spend together next year too."

next year.

How can you tell now

Zhuang Hanxue thought while eating strawberries.

After returning from the trip, on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, Zhuang Hanxue restarted the live broadcast.

Zhuang Hanxue was the anchor with the most followers last month.

He gained more than 400,000 fans within a week. Many people don't believe it, but he really didn't buy marketing.

If he had that kind of money, he would rather spend it to get all the hot searches down! Fuck! !

Now the heat has dropped a lot.

However, as soon as Zhuang Hanxue started broadcasting, it still attracted a lot of melon-eating people who called for friends and friends.

He opened a stand-alone game to play, and while playing, he talked about the live broadcast accident that happened before:

"I'm really a novice anchor, and I haven't figured out many functions. So I accidentally forgot to turn off the microphone. It was really not intentional."

"Before I said that I have a wife and a girlfriend, but I was actually talking about my family, because after all, the society is still... um... you know... Although I am shameless, I didn't want to come out of the closet."

"Because of the high pressure of work, I resigned. My family stays at home with me. I don't have to worry about cooking and housework. He just wants me to play games every day."

"The main reason is that I am too busy, so I just want to find something to do."

"Jiujiu and I are friends."

"Jiujiu suggested that I can start a live broadcast. Anyway, I play games every day at home."

"I know my food. I'm a bad old man in his thirties, do you think I can be strong? I position myself as a funny anchor."

"I'm really not hype. Why am I hyping it up? My parents would break my legs if they found out."

"I have thought about whether to give up the live broadcast altogether these days, but it is as if I have committed a crime and escaped."

"I'm just dating a man, and it's not breaking the law, is it? That's what my family said."

"Call my guy to do the live broadcast? No, he's very busy at work. He must not be free."

"However, after he knew that I was doing the live broadcast, he didn't object to me doing the live broadcast, and he supported me. He also said that he would cut the video for me on weekends... Of course it doesn't cost money..."

"The Chinese New Year was busy two days ago. I had a New Year's Eve dinner with him and made a video, which will be reviewed today and tomorrow."

"I've seen people say that I'm acting and hype, so it doesn't make sense for me to hide on purpose, right?"

"I don't know how long I will do it, but at least during this time, I want to do the live broadcast happily, and then you watch it and feel happy, so I am satisfied."

But after that, Zhuang Hanxue's live broadcast was on the right track.

Although there are blacks, generally speaking, there are more powders than blacks.

Zhuang Hanxue doesn't know why some people hate him so much for no reason on the Internet. They insist that he is maliciously hyping him up, saying that he writes scripts and finds someone to act in plays. The boyfriend in his vlog is usually an actor he pays for. Make money by any means.

Zhuang Hanxue didn't take these words to heart.

He thought of Jiang Ruoyun, and felt that it was not easy for Jiang Ruoyun to become a big star these years. Watching him live broadcast on the Internet was so bloody.

I really want to come here.

Zhuang Han learned about Jiang Ruoyun, and found out that there was a new friend request, which was sent by Jiang Ruoyun.

Verification message: You swiped and deleted me

Zhuang Hanxue immediately hesitated.

Do you want to add people back? Don't add it, it doesn't give people face; add it back, if Qiu Zheyan finds out, he will definitely be jealous again.

He simply took a screenshot and asked Qiu Zheyan: [Can I pass?]

Qiu Zheyan was very annoyed at work, but when he saw this, he got angry, couldn't this woman be a little bit tricky? He asked Zhuang Hanxue: [Do you want to pass?]

Zhuang Han’s theory: [It’s okay to pass it, or it’s okay not to pass it. It's just a little embarrassing.]

Qiu Zheyan thought, forget it, anyway, that woman is also powerless, so she has no time to pry the corner, Zhuang Hanxue has been trained by him several times, and now he dare not make a decision without telling him.

Qiu Zheyan replied: [You can add her back.]

He wants to see what that sinister and cunning woman wants to do. It is better to put the enemy on the bright side than to keep the enemy in the dark.

Zhuang Hanxue got approval to add Jiang Ruoyun back, but he didn't lie, Jiang Ruoyun asked him if he was slippery, and he answered honestly: [It's not slippery, my boyfriend got jealous and quarreled with me, so I deleted you.]

Jiang Ruoyun was funny: [I guess it might be because of this, I wanted to ask you out to play, it seems that your jealous family will not agree]

Ask him again: [What are you doing recently?]

Zhuang Hanxue: [I've changed careers to be an anchor!]

Jiang Ruoyun suddenly became interested: [What anchor? Where are you broadcasting? can i have a look]

Zhuang Hanxue sent his ID "Brother Doudou", and Jiang Ruoyun directly sent him a laughing emoji: [So this is you? I saw your news, I laughed so hard!]

Zhuang Hanxue: [You also read gossip and hot searches? I thought you were a literary young woman who didn't eat the fireworks of the world.]

Jiang Ruoyun: [Hahaha, that's all fake! !]

Zhuang Hanxue is deeply concerned, this woman is not afraid that he will release the chat records, then her persona will collapse? Why did you tell him so bluntly

Jiang Ruoyun asked: [Either you can ask Qiu Zheyan if he can let you out and meet me]

Zhuang Hanxue refused without asking Qiu Zheyan: [No, I'm busy too, I want to start a career]

Jiang Ruoyun was very forthright: [What are you doing live? If you want to make money, let me introduce you to the entertainment industry, it will be faster than making money from live broadcasting. How about signing my company?]

Zhuang Han accepted it: [I'm old and my color is fading, I can't do it. I'm going to play games, let's talk next time.]

Zhuang Hanxue felt that he couldn't play with this woman.

Even back then, Jiang Ruoyun was the woman who stayed by his side the longest, and she was one step away from getting married.

But it's okay to say that there is no more love, he didn't feel how much he liked Jiang Ruoyun at that time.

Zhuang Hanxue recalled the past.

However, even after breaking up with Jiang Ruoyun, he wasn't too sad.

Will he and Xiaoqiu reach that step one day

The ending of love is either breaking up or getting married, only these two things, right? If he doesn't want to get married, then he is destined to break up, right

Forget it, take care of him.

Think about it another day.

Zhuang Hanxue actually didn't mention Qiu Zheyan much during the live broadcast, although now everyone knows that he is dating a man.

After the new year, the weather was still very cold. Apart from going downstairs to walk the dog in the community, Zhuang Hanxue never went out. He broadcasted live every day. He loved to make friends, and he met a group of anchors not long after.

Today, I was with a female anchor and another male anchor, and the female anchor teased him: "Playing with girls, isn't your Xiaogong jealous?"

Zhuang Hanxue said stiffly: "Oh, how do you know which of us is going up and who's going down? I can also be the gong. Am I not going to be the gong?"

There was a burst of disbelieving laughter, and the bullet screen was densely filled with "disbelief" and "you are 0".

The hostess said: "Oh, no, the guy is more jealous when you play with him, right? Hee hee hee."

The male anchor joked: "Hahaha, then I have to soak Brother Dou."

Everyone was playing games, Zhuang Hanxue's phone next to the keyboard lit up, it was Qiu Zheyan calling.

This time Zhuang Han learned his lesson, and turned off the microphone first to answer the phone: "I'll answer the phone."

As soon as he picked it up, Qiu Zheyan's drunken voice sounded: "Honey, come and pick me up."

Zhuang Hanxue simply asked, "Are you drunk?"

Qiu Zheyan looked very well-behaved when he was drunk: "Well, I'm drunk. They all have boyfriends to pick me up, but I don't. I want you to pick me up too."

Zhuang Hanxue asked, "Where are you?"

Qiu Zheyan reported the name of a bar. Zhuang Hanxue had heard of it. It was a gay bar that Qiu Zheyan often went to. He would go there with his friends for parties every month.

Zhuang Hanxue coaxed him: "Okay, just wait obediently, I'll pick you up."

After Zhuang Hanxue agreed, he went back online and apologized to everyone, "I'm sorry, I'm going to be offline early today. My guy is drunk. I have to pick him up."

There was a burst of booing on the barrage.

Although some child's play.

But Zhuang Hanxue was gratified to see so many people supporting him and Qiu Zheyan to fall in love.

Today's young people are really enlightened and advanced, they don't discriminate against homosexuality at all!

Zhuang Hanxue wore a sweater and sweatpants at home. He wrapped himself in a long down jacket and went out without wiping his face.

I took a taxi and went to the bar.

Zhuang Hanxue found the door of the bar and walked straight in.

He looked around, but couldn't find where Qiu Zheyan was, so he went to the bar to ask the waiter or the boss.

He just sat down, and before he could call for someone, someone stopped him in surprise: "Zhuang Hanxue?!!"

Zhuang Hanxue subconsciously looked back and was stunned, it was his old friend.

He was also the best friend of Zhuangjia when he was the second boy.

Fuck.