The Useless Mr. Zhuang

Chapter 17

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Qiu Zheyan told the secretary, fortunately, he didn't have any particularly important work today, so he hurried home.

He wondered, what could happen to Zhuang Hanxue at home

Qiu Zheyan entered the door and said, "Honey, I'm back, where are you?"

Zhuang Hanxue coyly called out from the bedroom, "I'm in the bedroom."

Qiu Zheyan entered the bedroom, saw Zhuang Hanxue lying on the bed, he was stunned, and then let out a burst of laughter: "Hahahahahaha!!!"

Zhuang Hanxue felt aggrieved: "Are you still laughing at me? I'm in so much pain. Why are you like this? You're going too far."

Zhuang Hanxue was lying on the bed with a look of lovelessness, his eyes were full of tears, he looked very embarrassed now, half of his trousers were drooping—Jiji was caught.

He cried out in pain and said, "Don't laugh at me. You accompany me to the hospital."

Qiu Zheyan suppressed a smile: "Okay, I'll accompany you and accompany you to the hospital. What's going on with you?"

Zhuang Hanxue regretted it very much: "Isn't this a live broadcast? I was in a hurry to go to the toilet, and I accidentally caught it."

Qiu Zheyan didn't hold back: "Hahahaha."

Zhuang Han was so angry that he blushed, stood up with a frail body, and said, "Damn, I don't need you to send me, I will go by myself."

Qiu Zheyan took a deep breath, coughed twice, tried not to laugh out loud, and held him back: "I don't laugh anymore, I really don't laugh anymore. I haven't received professional training, have I? It's hard to hold back. You How do you go out like that? Let's fix it a little bit, change your pants, and I'll take you to the hospital, okay?"

Zhuang Han learned to hang on him.

Qiu Zheyan said: "You are injured by Jiji, not by your leg, so you can't walk?"

Zhuang Hanxue said, "I can't go anymore."

"Okay." Qiu Zheyan half hugged him, not only didn't feel troublesome, but also felt happy—see, Zhuang Hanxue can't even walk without him!

Zhuang Hanxue was so frustrated: "I'm so unlucky."

Qiu Zheyan still found it funny, and comforted him with a suppressed smile: "Be careful next time you go to the toilet, so you won't get hurt again."

Zhuang Hanxue thought for a while and said, "We won't be able to do exercises until the injury heals. It will take a long time."

Zhuang Hanxue called it exercise, morning exercise in the morning, lunch exercise at noon, and evening exercise in the evening.

Qiu Zheyan smiled and couldn't stop laughing.

Damn, he forgot about it.

Qiu Zheyan frowned, and said, "You're hurt in the front, but you're not hurt in the back."

Zhuang Hanxue shook his head, and said logically and eloquently: "How can that be done? It's so cool, I can't help it, once it swells, what should I do if the wound ruptures?"

Qiu Zheyan couldn't say no to him, blushing, Zhuang Hanxue was really shameless.

When it was over, Zhuang Hanxue still despised him: "Why are you so lustful? I'll ask the doctor when the time comes, okay?"

Arrived at the hospital.

The doctor showed him and said that it was just a skin injury, as long as he applied the medicine carefully so as not to infect it, it would be better than being stuffy in his trousers, he had to ventilate properly, and he would heal faster.

Although the doctor was serious, his hesitant eyes seemed to see through the relationship between the two of them at a glance, and he said tactfully: "I think you can use less dangerous props in the future. Then you are banned from getting out of bed recently."

Qiu Zheyan sighed shortly, the doctor said so, he could only bear it.

Zhuang Hanxue: "Doctor, but I am number 0, so I only use the back and not the front, is it okay?"

doctor:"… "

The doctor took a breath, and smiled awkwardly but politely: "No, we'll wait until the injury recovers. It's only been a dozen days, can't you bear it?"

As if shocked with his eyes, "Is this guy actually so slutty?"

When Qiu Zheyan heard Zhuang Hanxue's question, he already felt that something was wrong, and before he had time to be ashamed, Zhuang Hanxue pointed at him and said, "No, I don't care, I'm afraid he can't help it!"

Qiu Zheyan: "???"

The doctor turned to Qiu Zheyan: Oh my god, does this young man look so dignified that he is actually a horse

Qiu Zheyan grabbed Zhuang Hanxue's hand: "I don't, I'm not that beastly yet, don't talk about it. Let's prescribe the medicine and go back."

Zhuang Hanxue despised him again: "Xiaoqiu, how can you hide your illness and avoid medical treatment? This is a very normal thing, just ask the doctor, what is there to be shy about? You, a boy who grew up abroad, should not lack education. .○ Is harmony in life important?"

Qiu Zheyan was so ashamed that he was about to explode: "I'm not shy!"

"I can't bear it!"

"I mean it!"

He really took the two hundred and five!

Zhuang Hanxue got into the car, remained silent for a few minutes, and asked curiously, "Can you really hold back for half a month?"

Only then did Qiu Zheyan calm down, but he was so ashamed and flustered all of a sudden, with black lines on his face: "Am I such a beast in your heart?"

Zhuang Hanxue actually nodded: "Yes."

Qiu Zheyan: "...?"

Zhuang Hanxue was quite envious, and praised him: "I'm not scolding you. You count how many times you do it every week? I really think you have a good kidney. When I was your age, I didn't have your energy. You always buy me those messy clothes and let me have all kinds of fun, every time you are very excited."

Qiu Zheyan originally thought that he was quite a gentleman, but Zhuang Hanxue picked him out bit by bit, and he also felt that he was so perverted. He was speechless.

Zhuang Hanxue continued: "When we were together, it happened to be a holiday. What the fuck, you hardly let me get out of bed during the 11th holiday, except for eating, showering and going to the toilet. I thought at the time, so I said it, no wonder There is a job that includes five social insurances and one housing fund and gives you a monthly salary of 8,000 just to play games with you. Dare to accompany you to play is fake, and being a sex slave is the real job requirement."

This guy Zhuang Hanxue really dared to say anything, and it happened to be another red light. Qiu Zheyan covered his mouth, pinched his face, angry and angry, and couldn't talk to him, so he leaned over and kissed him: "What sex slave? What are you thinking in your head? How can I treat you as a sex slave? I like you... If you think I'm too much, I won't do so much in the future. "

Zhuang Hanxue smiled and said, "I didn't tell you to stop. Are you shy now?"

Qiu Zheyan said: "I just... I just can't control myself when I see you."

Qiu Zheyan held the steering wheel and asked, "Do you remember the first time we met? It was in the park next to the place where you used to live."

Zhuang Hanxue said: "I remember, wow, when I saw that you were so young and handsome, and I boasted to you all day long that I was handsome, I thought, now I'm going to die."

Qiu Zheyan turned his head and looked at him with burning eyes: "I have seen your photos in your album before. Otherwise, you thought I would go out with male netizens casually? I was in the park at the time, and I saw you at a glance You, I think you are more beautiful in person than in the photo. You invited me to sleep at your house that day, I didn’t sleep well all night, I really wanted to kiss you, I wanted to sleep with you very much at that time. "

Zhuang Hanxue was startled, wanted to look away, but couldn't, he felt his heart pounding, women would not say such passionate words to him, only Qiu Zheyan could.

He suddenly felt embarrassed again, turned his face away: "I'll just say you're a pervert..."

The green light ahead is on.

Qiu Zheyan had already quarreled with Zhuang Hanxue so shamelessly, he said nonchalantly, "I'm a pervert, you are so comfortable being made by a pervert, you are not normal."

Zhuang Hanxue laughed: "That makes sense. We're a pretty good match. We're just a bad pot with a bad cover. If it were someone else, he would have already run away, and we'd call the police to arrest you."

Qiu Zheyan: "I wouldn't like it so much if it were someone else!!"

Zhuang Hanxue giggled, leaned over and kissed him: "I like you too."

Zhuang Hanxue has been resting at home for the past few days, does not do sports, and walks around the house in big loose pants.

It's just idle.

The former dog friend Zhai Ziping who ran into him at the bar a few days ago contacted him.

Although Zhuang Hanxue claimed to be shameless, he was not shy when he met someone who knew the details of his previous dandyism. He thought about it, if he wore it back, wouldn't it be a particularly good conversation piece

Zhuang Hanxue: [What do you want from me?]

Zhai Ziping: [We are in the same circle, let's get in touch with each other.]

Zhuang Hanxue felt that he had nothing to do with them. When he ran away from home, his parents were sure that he would not be able to bear the hardships. They thought he would go back in a few days, so they froze all his cards, and even let people out loud. help him.

His group of drinking and meat friends didn't understand why he wanted to run away, and they all acted as his mother's lobbyists to persuade him:

"Why don't you just get married? The girl is also a beautiful and smooth Bai Fumei. What's your dissatisfaction?"

"No feelings? Can't you get married if you don't have feelings? Isn't it just a matter of getting a certificate? Get it, your parents' money is yours, so easy to choose."

"Do you feel that you are not ready to be a husband and a father? Are you still not responsible? When you get married and have a child, don't you?"

"I really don't understand you. Are you willing to live such a miserable life outside and not go back? Originally, your brother was there, but now your brother is gone, and your sister is gone. Just nod your head, and all your family's money will be gone." Yours."

"You said you wanted to give the company to your sister? Haha, are you kidding? Isn't your sister all married, and the married woman poured out the water, what kind of property does the woman inherit?"

"It's just getting married, that woman can't tie you down, you can still come out and play with us after you get married."

At that time Zhuang Hanxue was really dazed and panicked.

In the past, it was just a group of people laughing and joking. He never felt that he was a good thing, but he realized that there were really not many good things around him.

He is a flower, a love for a girlfriend. But marriage is different. Once you get married, you have to be responsible.

During that time, he couldn't even sleep well, and he always dreamed that he was living with a strange woman whose face could not be seen clearly, just like his parents, quarreling every day, constantly quarreling, constantly quarreling, not Noisy.

Is he going to be like that too

Zhuang Hanxue replied: [What circle?]

Zhai Ziping: [It's the circle of gay men... It's really late for you to come out. If you came out earlier, I would like to be with you. When will you break up with your current boyfriend? Let me know , I will connect at any time]

Zhuang Hanxue quickly replied: [No, you are ugly]

After a few minutes, Zhai Ziping returned the emoji of being shot through the heart and fell to the ground: [All right]

Zhai Ziping: [Now I understand why you were willing to run away from home without a penny. I said, it’s just getting married. Is it necessary to cut off relations with your parents... It turns out that you also like men, so everything can be done like this It makes sense]

Zhuang Hanxue: [No, I started dating a man four months ago. When I ran away from home, it was really just because I didn't want to get married.]

Zhuang Hanxue felt that what Zhai Ziping said was a bit strange, he vaguely remembered something, opened the circle of friends of old friends and looked through.

Oh, yes, Zhai Ziping is married.

marry a woman.

Zhai Ziping: [I don't believe it.]

Zhuang Hanxue replied directly: [Not everyone is like you, who likes men and marries women at the same time, aren't you too wicked? Does your wife know?]

Zhai Ziping: [Where did you see it?]

Zhuang Hanxue: [You changed your account, but others still use the old account when they go to your wedding.]

Zhai Ziping was stabbed in the foot and said to him angrily: "Don't be too complacent, Zhuang Hanxue"

[How long have you not contacted your parents? Do you feel like you can come home anytime?]

[Your father was having a mistress outside, and a teenage son came out]

[If you don't go back now, your property will be that bastard's]

[Unless you go back to marry and have children to inherit the family business, if you go back, what is the difference between you and me?]

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