Zhuang Hanxue smiled awkwardly, and asked cautiously, "Which Chu Yu?"
Hearing this, Zhuang Haoxuan took out a piece of news magazine for elementary school students from his school bag with a heavy face. The interview column read: [Exclusive interview with young chess player Chu Yu: How to coordinate extracurricular interests and study life]
Then there is a photo of Chu Yu wearing a school uniform and a red scarf participating in a Go game.
Oh, that's right, it was his little master.
Is the world so small? His nephew was actually in the same class as Chu Yu.
What a sinful fate this is! Ha ha ha ha!
Zhuang Haoxuan felt depressed when he saw this guy, and said with a heavy heart, "That's him. Do you know him? He's very famous."
Zhuang Hanxue said: "Hehe, I've heard of it."
Zhuang Haoxuan seemed to lighten Chu Yu's criminal evidence, and listed them one by one: "He got full marks in every math test, and won the first prize in the calligraphy competition, and he was a professional chess player in the sixth grade. He used to say that I was a classmate. Since he came, the grass girl has selected him as the class grass."
Zhuang Hanxue: "..." The competition among primary school students is not easy.
But when he looked at Zhuang Haoxuan's expression, it was obvious that he was always overwhelmed by Chu Yu, which caused him to be aggrieved for too long.
Zhuang Hanxue understood Zhuang Haoxuan's mood very well, and patted his head: "It's all right."
Zhuang Haoxuan became more and more angry. For some reason, in front of this carefree uncle, he was able to confide his heart very easily: "How can this be all right? You don't know..."
"My mother often told me about him, saying that I am not as good as him, that I don't need to practice Go, I just need to concentrate on studying all day long, and I can't learn from someone else who is distracted from studying."
"My math test is not as good as him. My mother often praises him in front of me, saying that he is good at math because he has learned Go and exercised his brain thinking, so he asked me to learn it. I also learned it, but I just didn't play well. Well, Chu Yu, it’s best to only win the third place in a hobby competition, and it will affect my homework."
"Every time he takes the test, his total score is always a few points higher than mine. I really can't pass him, and I don't know what to do."
Zhuang Hanxue deeply felt the same way. Since he was a child, he was compared with his elder brother and sister by his parents. He listened carefully to his nephew's thoughts and explained earnestly: "Xiaoxuan, the comparison is endless. People There are people outside, and there is a sky outside the sky."
"Let me tell you, when I was a child, I once got the first place in the class. After I got home, I showed my report card to your grandfather, and he asked me where I was in the grade. I said, Seventeen I remember it was seventeen. Then your grandfather said..." Zhuang Hanxue sat up straight, imitating his father's movements and tone, and said with a sneer, "'Only seventeen? Your brother and your sister are at your age. time, but never fell out of the top three.'”
"Later, I got the third grade in the best test. I took the report card home, and your grandfather said: 'It's not that I got the first place. You can't get it in the whole school. Your sister is the number one in the city.' said It is your mother, your mother is the number one scholar in the city. Your uncle was also in the top ten in the city in the college entrance examination."
Zhuang Haoxuan was fascinated, and asked softly: "What happened later? Then you worked hard to get the first place in the school? The first place in the city?"
Zhuang Hanxue smiled, scratched his head, and said optimistically, "No. The top three in the school was the pinnacle of my student career."
Zhuang Haoxuan: "..."
Zhuang Hanxue comforted him and said: "Xuanxuan, I mean, if you want to compare, you will never be able to compare. If you get the first place in the class, then you will be the first place in the school; if you get the first place in the school, you will also be the first place in the city." ;I won the first place in the city, and the first place in the province; There are even more powerful ones. Isn’t it endless if you compare them this way? How tiring, don’t you think?”
"You still have to relax."
After Zhuang Hanxue finished speaking, his nephew was fine, he fell in love with himself first, and felt that he was really the spiritual mentor of the children, what he said made sense.
If Qiu Zheyan was here, he would definitely ask Qiu Zheyan to give him a loud croaking applause.
Zhuang Haoxuan showed a perplexed look at his fallacious reasoning that sounded a little bit reasonable. He thought for a while and asked, "Are you saying that I will definitely not be number one in the whole country, the whole province, or the whole city in the future?"
Zhuang Hanxue: "?"
Zhuang Haoxuan pouted and became even more angry: "Why do you think that I will definitely not be able to do it? My mother is the number one scholar in the city, so I can't do it?"
Zhuang Hanxue was dumbfounded: "..."
Zhuang Haoxuan turned around, faced him, and said to him seriously: "Uncle, I don't want to be so direct. My mother used your experience to educate me in private before, saying that you are obviously not stupid, but you are lazy and don't work hard. , Wasting my talent in vain. My mother said that I should use your case as a counterexample and be alert to myself. "
Zhuang Han was exhausted: "..."
Zhuang Haoxuan said: "My mother told me that you are a good-for-nothing adult, and that I can't be like you in the future. I can't remember clearly when I was a child. I just remember that you always took me to play. In my impression You are an adult who is not very serious and idle. But after getting along with you today, I have changed a little. You are very careful and patient with me. I like you very much, uncle. "
"However, I still think what my mother said is more reasonable. I will continue to work hard. Although it is not stable now, I can occasionally surpass Chu Yu and get the first place in small tests. There will be more and more in the future."
Zhuang Hanxue was taken aback by his nephew
Damn... So, is he not as good as a primary school student
Although this kid is still young, he speaks in a set manner, his posture, eyes, and tone are exactly the same as when he was a young lady.
Zhuang Hanxue recalled the fear of being dominated by his sister in childhood.
When he was young, he was in elementary school, and his sister was in junior high school. He came home early from school, and when he got home, he would watch TV and play game consoles. When his sister came back, she would scold him angrily: "How much homework have you done? How many times have you written?" Playing! You can only play games after you finish your homework!"
He had no choice but to go to do his homework and write slowly. At that time, he was very tired of studying. He fell asleep while writing, and was woken up by his sister, and continued to write.
Sometimes my sister would help him with his homework.
He was so stupid, my sister babbled for a long time, her mouth was dry, and she asked him: "Is it possible?"
Seeing that his sister was so angry that his brows stood on end, he didn't dare to say no, so he nodded aggrievedly: "It's over."
Then he sneaked a glance at his sister, tentatively wrote a wrong answer, and made a mistake again.
His sister was so angry that he wanted to go to heaven: "Are you still doing something wrong?! I've said it several times!!!"
Later, he fought wits with his sister, deliberately did not bring home homework, said that he had forgotten it at school, or lied about the amount of homework.
Well, you didn't bring your homework home, did you? Then copy all the questions and do it!
Lied about the number of assignments? My sister has the contact information of his head teacher!
Zhuang Hanxue remembered that when he lied about not bringing his homework, he cried and wrote his homework until two o'clock in the morning. He scribbled on his sister and tore up his homework book for him to copy again.
Thinking about it now, this is probably also an important reason that affects the relationship between their siblings.
Teaching younger brothers and sisters to do their homework is really destroying the family relationship between brothers and sisters.
Sigh.
After he grew up, his sister still taught him from time to time: "You are a man, why are you so worthless? So you can't take care of things?"
"I've been thinking about playing all day long! What's the matter with you?"
Just thinking about it scares him.
Zhuang Hanxue originally wanted to comfort his nephew so that the child would not have any psychological shadows, but he himself recalled the psychological shadows of childhood and adolescence.
The fear of being dominated by my sister.
But she also knew that her sister took care of him for his own good. She always said she didn't like him, but she still couldn't help discipline him. Probably because I really can't get used to his worthless appearance.
What are you afraid of
The kid Zhuang Haoxuan was packing his schoolbag, and the very technological phone and watch on his wrist beeped. He glanced at it and said, "My mother is coming to pick me up."
Zhuang Hanxue was shocked.
After more than ten minutes, his sister came, but she didn't enter the door, so Zhuang Haoxuan was asked to go out.
He went out with his nephew to meet his elder sister.
His sister's full name is Zhuang Tingting.
As soon as he went out, he saw her sister leaning against the car door, still wearing a suit and skirt. She was thirty-eight years old, not fat, but still slender. Her cheeks were a little tense, Zhuang Hanxue secretly thought, she must be doing cosmetic surgery, these women!
When his sister saw him, she laughed: "Hey, I'm really back, I haven't seen you for several years."
Zhuang Hanxue was like a mouse seeing a snake, and said, "Hello, sister, you are still so beautiful!"
His sister said: "You too, you are still so glib."
Zhuang Han said as if asking for credit: "Today I taught my nephew Xuanxuan to do homework, right? Xuanxuan, our relationship is very good."
Zhuang Haoxuan didn't speak, just nodded, turned his face away, and didn't look at his mother.
Zhuang Hanxue was startled, vaguely feeling that something was wrong.
Isn't the atmosphere right
His sister said to the child: "Have you finished your homework today? Your uncle taught you to write it? Can he do it?"
Zhuang Haoxuan raised his head and said coldly: "Uncle is very nice. He patiently accompanied me to write all night. You are busy with work and don't have time to accompany me. He is willing to accompany me. Uncle is very kind. Don't say that about him."
His sister was startled, and said, "I... I don't mean anything else. Let's go home."
After Zhuang Haoxuan finished speaking, he shut his mouth and stopped talking, and got into the car like a robot.
Zhuang Hanxue stared wide-eyed, propped his head, and only rolled his eyeballs, glancing left and right. Damn.
Zhuang Haoxuan got into the back seat of the car, fastened his seat belt, lowered the window and waved to him, saying politely, "Goodbye, uncle."
Zhuang Hanxue shook his hand: "Goodbye, goodbye."
The cold relationship between mother and son walked away.
Zhuang Hanxue didn't go home until he could no longer see the car. He calculated Zhuang Haoxuan's age, twelve years old, and it was time for rebellion.
It's really not easy, old lady! But the child clearly respected his mother when he was in front of him, why did he act non-violent and non-communicative when he was in front of his mother
After going back.
Zhuang Hanxue made a voice call with Qiu Zheyan while hiding under the quilt, and told Qiu Zheyan about this strange thing, saying:
"My little nephew is in the same class as my little master. Do you think it's a coincidence? What a coincidence."
"But I didn't tell him that I knew Jiujiu."
"Otherwise, how embarrassing it is. I recognized my nephew's classmate as a teacher... Oh, don't laugh, I know it's embarrassing now!"
"..."
"... In the end, I was taught a lesson by my little nephew. What do you think is going on? My uncle is so poor."
Qiu Zheyan naturally wanted to stand in his team unconditionally, and said: "Not inferior, how inferior are you? I liked my uncle when I was young, and every time he came, he would bring me a lot of delicious and fun things, and he would always lead me Go play. Educate your elders, only your parents are enough. Other elders should play with you. And I think what you said is very reasonable. It is very important to have a calm mind. Looking at it from a high point, the comparison is endless, and such a life is indeed too tiring. That's why you live happier than others."
Qiu Zheyan said such a long paragraph, but Zhuang Hanxue was soothed, Zhuang Hanxue said with a smile: "You are still good to me, Xiaoqiu, and you will help me explain everything I say."
Qiu Zheyan asked: "Then I have treated you so well, when will you make it up to me? When will you be free? I'll go and book the hotel."
Zhuang Han said slyly: "Two days later. I can figure it out now. My mother is not at home on Friday and Saturday nights, so I can sneak out."
Zhuang Hanxue thought he should go to the male model club to have fun.
It was Saturday night, so Zhuang Hanxue took out a clean change of clothes the next morning, and went out to find Qiu Zheyan.
Qiu Zheyan was already waiting for him at the hotel.
Now their relationship seems to be reversed.
Qiu Zheyan became the one obediently waiting to be blessed by him.
Zhuang Hanxue said: "Obviously we are in a serious relationship, but we want to have an affair like this."
Qiu Zheyan asked him amusedly: "I don't believe it. You weren't very flamboyant when you were young. How many times have you shown off your dirty love history to me? Didn't you go out to fool around when your mother was not at home?"
Zhuang Hanxue put his arms around his shoulders and kissed his lips: "That's not true. I always go out to fool around openly. My mother doesn't care about my affairs with women."
Qiu Zheyan was stunned, then smiled angrily, pinched him lightly, and made Zhuang Hanxue gasp: "You really dare to say it in front of me, you are not afraid that I will make you unable to do anything tomorrow Go to Work."
Zhuang Hanxue had only been taught a lesson and was still in pain, so he dared to challenge Qiu Zheyan: "What's wrong? There are only exhausted cows and no plowed fields, haven't you said that?"
Qiu Zheyan couldn't bear to beat him, so he could only kiss him. This is a mouth that people love and hate: "Then you should try to see if you can squeeze me dry, ha ha."
Zhuang Hanxue hasn't slept with Qiu Zheyan on the same bed for a long time.
He didn't have a nightmare or wake up all night, and he woke up until dawn.
The alarm clock for going to work in the morning rang, and he hugged Qiu Zheyan, who was like a stove, and really didn't want to get up.
Qiu Zheyan kissed his forehead and coaxed him: "Slacker, your alarm clock is ringing, it's time for you to get up and go to work."
Instead, Zhuang Hanxue hugged him even tighter, buried his face in the crook of his neck, and whimpered in pain, "Xiaoqiu, why do people go to work???"
Qiu Zheyan laughed.
Zhuang Hanxue asked himself and answered: "Oh... it's all for raising my lovely Xiaoqiu. I got up."
"I'm really up."
"I'll be up in a minute..."
"Two more minutes!!! Really!!!"
Qiu Zheyan kissed him again: "If you still don't want to wake up, then let's do some morning exercise."
Zhuang Hanxue was in a daze, and after being served by Qiu Zheyan, he picked him up and went to the bathroom, where they took a shower together.
Zhuang Hanxue said with emotion: "These days are too chaotic, and I haven't been like this when I played too much before."
Zhuang Hanxue put on clean clothes, transformed himself, and went to work in the company like a dog again.
He had just harvested yang and nourished yang all night, which can be said to have replenished his energy, so his previous lethargy was swept away, and he was full of energy.
Therefore, Zhuang Hanxue worked vigorously for most of the day as if he was fully charged.
In the afternoon, his father called him to the office and put a plan in front of him: "Is this your purpose?"
Zhuang Hanxue took a look and wrote: Qiuxun Technology Investment Plan.
It's Qiu Zheyan's company.
His father frowned and said, "You are still too unfamiliar. Fortunately, I found out before you settled down."
"How did you pass such an outrageous case?"
"Did you not wake up when you approved it? Or did you think it was charity?"
Zhuang Hanxue: "..."