The Useless Mr. Zhuang

Chapter 41

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Zhuang Hanxue woke up feeling thirsty, so he remembered to pour a glass of water.

Before his feet hit the ground, he was hugged from behind. Qiu Zheyan hadn't woken up yet, and asked nervously, "Where are you going?"

Zhuang Hanxue said: "I am thirsty."

Qiu Zheyan said: "It's not good to drink cold water, I'll go and boil some hot water for you."

With Qiu Zheyan working, Zhuang Hanxue retreated into the quilt.

It was still dark outside, and the bedside lamp was turned on in the room. He looked at Qiu Zheyan's back, a standard inverted triangle, with strong and beautiful muscles, wide shoulders and narrow waist, long hands and long feet, really good-looking.

Zhuang Hanxue likes beautiful women. He was not interested in men's bodies before, but now the more he looks at Qiu Zheyan's body, the more beautiful he feels.

Am I getting more and more bent? Zhuang Han thought.

Qiu Zheyan asked him: "Drink plain water, or do you need granules? I brought fruity vitamin effervescent tablets, which have orange, grape and peach flavors."

Zhuang Hanxue said, "I want oranges."

Qiu Zheyan scalded the cup, made another cup of water for him, mixed some cold mineral water, and then made warm water.

Zhuang Hanxue gulped down his drink. He glanced at his watch. It was only after five o'clock in the morning. He hadn't slept for a long time. He asked Qiu Zheyan, "How did you find me?"

Qiu Zheyan said: "I hacked into the server, adjusted your GPS location track, and followed all the way to find it."

Zhuang Hanxue was startled: "You know this?!"

Qiu Zheyan said angrily: "That's because you told me that that woman took advantage of you without knowing it! If you don't find you sooner, you will be eaten."

Zhuang Hanxue chuckled: "I'm a man anyway, no matter what, I can't be raped by a weak woman. Xiaoqiu, don't you look down on me too much?"

Qiu Zheyan said: "Yeah, you won't be raped by a woman. But I'm afraid you can't control it. Jiang Ruoyun is your ex-girlfriend, so beautiful and charming, you still have an old relationship with her, don't you just Did you call me for help because you couldn't hold it back?"

Zhuang Hanxue felt that Qiu Zheyan was now like a big golden retriever who was angry because the owner met a cute puppy on the road and looked at it a few more times. He was so cute when he was angry.

Zhuang Hanxue took his hand and coaxed him: "No, I refused. Otherwise, she could just throw me on the side of the road?"

"I just like our Xiaoqiu."

"Although my little Qiu is narrow-minded and jealous, I just like it."

Qiu Zheyan was immediately coaxed. He saw Zhuang Hanxue's teeth marks and hickey marks on his body, and felt that the kiss on his snow-white skin was really beautiful, like red berries falling on fresh snow, but he was also a little embarrassed. It was just yesterday. After tossing Zhuang Hanxue, he tossed again today.

Qiu Zheyan said again: "You are not allowed to pick up Lin Jiamu's hair anymore. You can't pick up hair for others."

Zhuang Hanxue: "..."

Zhuang Hanxue was at a loss: "Are you so jealous? Lin Jiamu is your first love man, so I'm sure it's impossible for me to have sex? And I've never dated a man in my life. It's impossible to have sex in the future. Even if I break up with you someday I'm looking for another one, I'm probably going back to looking for women again."

Qiu Zheyan exploded instantly: "Break up?! Who said we're going to break up!"

Zhuang Hanxue: "There is no breaking up, I just assume..."

Qiu Zheyan: "No assumptions are allowed, how can this be assumed?"

Zhuang Hanxue got up and said, "There is a bathtub in this room, let's take a bath. My back hurts and it's about to be broken by you. You really don't take pity on me. You just fucked me last night, and you fucked me again today."

Qiu Zheyan blushed and was about to apologize.

Zhuang Hanxue smacked his lips and said, "But it's very cool. I just can't bear to play like this often. Your energy is good enough."

Zhuang Hanxue was fine with this shameless person, Qiu Zheyan was blushed by what he said.

The two took a shower together.

The water in the bathtub is also put away. Sit in the bath together.

Zhuang Hanxue said bluntly: "Xiaoqiu, please squeeze my shoulder, it hurts so much."

Qiu Zheyan squeezed his shoulders and waist obediently.

Zhuang Hanxue remembered something, and said happily: "Xiaoqiu, I also met the boss of the live broadcast platform I signed with earlier today, and I will not terminate the contract now. If I change to a new contract, I can get a signing bonus of 50 million. You said you don't want my parents' money, so I can earn it, right?"

Qiu Zheyan was stunned for a moment, and hugged Zhuang Hanxue from behind. After a while, he still shook his head and said in a low voice, "Let's forget it."

Zhuang Hanxue: "Why?"

"I'm very touched." Qiu Zheyan said, "Whether you ask for money for me to go home or sign a contract. But I always feel that if I take so much money from you, what will your family think of me? They will definitely I feel that I am with you only for your money, and I am afraid that if I want it, I will lose you. I have said it many times, and I am afraid."

Zhuang Hanxue complained: "What are you afraid of? You are not afraid of hackers, but you are afraid of asking for my money?"

Qiu Zheyan said: "I won't be arrested, I'm very careful now. I made some friends on the Internet when I was just in college and often messed around. I've been washing my hands for a long time."

Zhuang Hanxue said curiously, "I've never heard of it before. What have you done?"

Qiu Zheyan said embarrassedly: "Oh, it's nothing, it's time to be young and frivolous, and my skills are just like that, not particularly good..."

Zhuang Hanxue thought: "I should have thought of it earlier, you didn't buy BT coins? Isn't that very profitable?"

Qiu Zheyan nodded: "I saved some, but it's been falling recently, and you can't get much money if you sell it. It's better to keep it, maybe it can be used when it makes a comeback."

Qiu Zheyan kissed him on the shoulder and said, "Come back. You don't need to ask me for money. As long as we are together, you are my home."

Zhuang Hanxue leaned back and didn't speak for a long time: "Then I ran home, isn't it all in vain?"

Qiu Zheyan said: "It's not for nothing, at least let me know that you love me too."

Qiu Zheyan stretched out his hand in front of him as if conjuring, with a ball of bubbles in his palm, and said, "Blow the bubbles away."

Zhuang Hanxue blew away the bubbles, and Qiu Zheyan had a men's ring in his palm.

This scene seems to have happened before.

Zhuang Hanxue felt bad.

Qiu Zheyan asked softly: "Marry me, Zhuang Hanxue. Marry me, and I'll be a slob as you like."

Zhuang Hanxue's heart was beating wildly, and he hesitated for a long time. He was afraid that Qiu Zheyan would get angry again, so he hesitated and said, "...don't."

Zhuang Hanxue didn't dare to look back at Qiu Zheyan, feeling a little guilty, Qiu Zheyan held his hands tightly, and he held his breath, feeling that he would definitely be punished this time.

But I heard Qiu Zheyan's brisk laughter.

Qiu Zheyan wasn't angry this time, but laughed

Confused Zhuang Hanxue, Xiaoqiu couldn't laugh back from anger, right? But it doesn't feel that scary. It doesn't look like you're angry.

Qiu Zheyan hugged him and kissed him on the cheek: "I'm so happy."

Zhuang Hanxue was puzzled, and opened his eyes suspiciously: "Are you stupid? Or did you hear it wrong? I mean no! I didn't promise you. You still don't want to marry you."

Qiu Zheyan said with a smile: "Last time you directly said no. This time you hesitated for almost a minute before saying no. I think I have made great progress."

"I used to always feel so far away from you, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get close to you."

"At least now I'm approaching you. Sooner or later, I'll reach the end."

Zhuang Han learned from him, and said very confidently: "Don't be so optimistic. I don't believe in myself, so don't believe in me."

Qiu Zheyan analyzed helplessly and calmly: "You, sometimes people feel that you have no brains. You do what you say without thinking, and you survive by instinct. Sometimes you make me feel very cold and firm. What do you say? If you don't want to get married, even if beauty and love are placed in front of you, you will remain indifferent. You obviously like me, and you can do so many things for it, but you still don't want to marry me. "

Zhuang Hanxue thought for a while: "It's not your fault, Xiao Qiu, it's all my own fault. I can't trust myself, my parents are not loyal to love, I inherited their DNA, can I be What good stuff? I'm afraid I will scum you in the future. The loyalty to marriage cannot be guaranteed by a marriage certificate. But if you have a certificate, if something goes wrong at that time, you will have to bear a lot of troublesome consequences .If it will become like this, it is better to make it clear from the beginning."

"Young man, don't talk too much. There is still a long life ahead."

"Don't say anything about the promise of loving someone for the rest of your life."

"There are very few people in the world who can do it."

"I'm such a person with unstable willpower. I like you very much now, but I really can't guarantee that I will like you for the rest of my life, so I can't agree to your marriage proposal."

Zhuang Hanxue explained seriously, and Qiu Zheyan listened carefully.

Qiu Zheyan was even happier.

He said: "You didn't explain it to me last time, but this time you explained it to me so much, you really love me more and more. If you use an exam as a metaphor, you failed last time, at least this time. Got a passing grade?"

Zhuang Hanxue inexplicably felt his face was hot and his heart was beating, Xiaoqiu was tossed so hard by him that it was abnormal? He refused so seriously, Xiaoqiu was even happier? Zhuang Hanxue wanted to say something, but he didn't know where to start.

Qiu Zheyan pinched the ring on his fingertips and put it in front of him: "It doesn't matter if you don't want to wear it yet, if you want to take a look, look, there are both our names engraved on the inside."

It doesn't hurt to have a look. Zhuang Hanxue took the ring over to look at it, it was still covered with foam, it was quite a simple platinum ring, and there were some exquisite details. Engraved in English on the inside: Z&Q

are their initials.

Zhuang Hanxue said: "When will you order a ring? Do you still have money to buy a ring?"

Qiu Zheyan said: "It was ordered by the company before the accident. I have canceled everything else. I am reluctant to return this one."

Zhuang Hanxue asked again: "But, you never took me to a ring shop, I don't usually wear rings, how do you know my finger size?"

Qiu Zheyan replied: "I secretly measured it while you were sleeping..."

Zhuang Hanxue: "Is this energy accurate?"

Qiu Zheyan: "Should it be right? Why don't you try to see if it's right? If not, I can go to the after-sales service to change the size."

Zhuang Hanxue felt that it would be difficult to find such a small ring if he accidentally dropped it in the bathtub. Qiu Zheyan said to try it on, and he was also a little curious.

He's never tried a wedding ring on his ring finger in his life...

heart itching.

Zhuang Hanxue was too curious.

He said: "I really didn't promise you to marry you. I'm just curious about Dai Dai."

Qiu Zheyan kissed him, and said bewitchingly: "I know my proposal failed again, you can try it, it's quite expensive, if the size is wrong, it will be wasted."

Zhuang Hanxue still hesitated.

Qiu Zheyan gently grabbed his hand, guided him, put the ring on his ring finger, and put it on easily.

Qiu Zheyan interlaced his fingers with him, and praised: "It's just right, there is no need to change it. Look, it looks so good. It suits you well? I have one too."

Qiu Zheyan put on his wedding ring and put his hands together.

Their hands are about the same size, after all, they are all men's hands.

It feels a little weird.

I put it on and it didn't change much.

Zhuang Hanxue: "Two men, what's the point of getting married?"

Qiu Zheyan said: "Why is it meaningless? If I am sick, you can sign me in the family column. If I die unexpectedly, you can inherit my estate, preside over the funeral in a fair manner, and carve a tombstone for me. It's okay. Justifiably buried in a tomb."

Zhuang Hanxue was startled: "You'll get sick and die as soon as you open your mouth. You're still young, so don't talk nonsense."

Zhuang Hanxue said: "Okay, I've already worn it. I have to take it off."

After Zhuang Hanxue finished speaking, he wanted to take off the ring. He tried harder, harder, harder... His face turned blue.

Fuck! Can't take it off! !

Zhuang Hanxue panicked, he asked Qiu Zheyan half-believingly: "You didn't do it on purpose, did you? Is this ring designed so that you can't take it off once you put it on?"

Qiu Zheyan was secretly happy, so he quickly put on a straight face and said: "No, really not, how can there be such a style? I should be the first to order it. It's just an accident. I'll take the shower gel and try to see if I can take it off. .”

They lubricated it with body wash and it still wouldn't come off.

Zhuang Hanxue: "..."

Qiu Zheyan coughed twice: "I think it may be because you drank alcohol yesterday, and today you are a little swollen, so you can't take it off. It will be fine if you don't get swollen."

Zhuang Hanxue: "Will edema make fingers swell?"

Qiu Zheyan: "Maybe?"

no way.

Zhuang Hanxue could only wear the ring to go to work.

"What if your parents saw it? Are you wearing gloves? The weather has warmed up recently, isn't it a bit strange to wear gloves?"

"Not wearing it."

"I was discovered not long after I didn't wear it? How do you explain it? I'm sorry, I shouldn't have told you to try it..."

"If you apologize, apologize seriously, don't laugh, okay? Don't think I didn't see it, okay?"

"I don't laugh anymore, I really don't laugh anymore."

Zhuang Hanxue glared at him angrily, wiped his hair, and said, "Come here, blow my hair."

Qiu Zheyan wiped his head and dried his hair.

Qiu Zheyan said: "...do you still wear gloves?"

Zhuang Hanxue still said: "Don't wear it, don't you want my money? Then why should I pretend? I will find a chance to have a showdown with them and go back to find you. I have to think about what to say, because I am afraid that the money will not come. And help you make a big enemy."

Finally, he got a definite answer from Zhuang Hanxue.

Qiu Zheyan felt relieved, but also felt sorry for him: "I'm going to cause you to quarrel with your parents. When the time comes to show your cards, take me with you."

Zhuang Hanxue: "Why did you bring me? Add fuel to the fire?"

Qiu Zheyan: "I'll kneel down for your parents."

Zhuang Hanxue: "Kneeling has a purpose. A man has gold under his knees. Why kneel? Don't kneel. Anyway, I have a bad relationship with them. Isn't it just to run away from home again?"

Qiu Zheyan's heart soared with joy.

When Zhuang Hanxue left, he was very reluctant to let him go today, and he even dragged and kissed him for a long time.

Zhuang Hanxue felt as if he was being licked and licked by a big dog. He was not emotional, and his love and joy were about to overflow: "Okay, okay, stop kissing, are you a dog? I'm drooling."

Qiu Zheyan asked: "When are you going to talk to your parents?"

Zhuang Hanxue said: "It's just a few days. I'll hurry up, okay? Are you happy? Satisfied? Don't make trouble."

Qiu Zheyan was very happy, nodded vigorously, and stared at him with burning eyes: "Happy, satisfied, I will wait for your return at home."

Although he took a shower, his clothes were dirty last night. Zhuang Hanxue is now wearing Qiu Zheyan's clothes, which don't fit well. He plans to go home first and change clothes.

When Zhuang Hanxue came home, his mother was waiting for him in the living room.

As soon as he went back, his mother asked, "Where did you go last night?"

Zhuang Hanxue: "..."