I... I'm going!
The moment she heard the silver-white noble creature speak, Lin Tianyin was thrown into a mess by the wind.
Just like I guessed before, I really think that any bad thing will come true! ! Nima is really a gay unicorn who likes virgins! And he's so talkative!
Lin Tianyin felt that she was too naive! Why didn't I think of this? Sure enough, you can't have any expectations of the original author! No wonder Mirona was able to get past this plot in the original book, because the prince and the leader of the Knights are both virgins, right? ! There really is nothing impossible in this world, I'm afraid you can't think of it...
Facing the call of the unicorn, Leo froze completely. Forgive this pure and innocent boy who has never seen such a scene—well, even a not so innocent boy has no chance to see a gay unicorn Horned beast? !
In a sense, Leo really shouldn't have walked out of the belly of the sea monster and been poisoned by the dirty world outside... In order to stabilize the mood of this gay unicorn, Lin Tianyin had to take a step back, pretending to apologize respectfully : "Yes, I'm sorry Grandpa Unicorn! I don't know your sexual orientation! I thought you all like pure girls like the legend says!"
Lin Tianyin looked around bitterly, thinking that this unicorn might be the only one in the forest...
[Huh—] The unicorn raised its chin, obviously Lin Tianyin's humility was very helpful to it, but it also showed a lot of disdain for the "Legend".
[For you to be sensible, sir, I am Dick Wells Premelot VI! In previous lives, they liked those young girls, so every time those girls came to ask them for horns, they couldn't stand the temptation to hand them over obediently, and turned into ordinary horses! Not honorable at all! You can only become a unicorn again after reincarnation! But my lord, I am different from them! Girls can't make any demands on me! ]
"..."
Lin Tianyin stared silently at the unicorn named Dick for a moment, then turned her head to Leo.
Sensing Lin Tianyin's eager gaze, Leo's face darkened, but he still understood Lin Tianyin's meaning, so he took a step forward stiffly, looked at Dick and said, "Although this request is very abrupt, we must We need your horn to protect this world from the Demon King, so please help us."
Leo was just awkward, his manners and words were decent. Lin Tianyin thought that since this gay unicorn hates women, let's try talking to it with a boy... Lin Tianyin actually didn't have much hope for this, but when Leo talked to it, the unicorn The two inverted triangular eyes turned into two peach hearts in an instant, the nostrils were breathing thickly with excitement, the tongue drooped outside, revealing a row of teeth, which looked particularly wretched.
[When, of course! What a cute and pure boy paper can ask for is a matter of one sentence! Boots! ]
"..."
Lin Tianyin and Leo fell silent at the same time.
Nima is not the same! It's just a change from a girl to a boy!
"Then thank you..."
The black-faced Leo was about to answer the conversation, but the unicorn interrupted him again, sticking out his tongue and puffing: [But I also have a request, for the cute and pure boy Zhi Xiaoye I can jump through fire and water, and it doesn't matter if I become a normal horse. But after paying such a high price, I want to ask for something in return, my lord. ]
coming! Sure enough, it is said that in order to obtain the horn of the unicorn, the necessary conditions must be met. Although the details are a little different in this gay unicorn, the general direction remains the same. So Lin Tianyin nodded nervously: "Okay, what do you want?"
[Not talking to you! Aside go little pussy! ]
Dick glared at Lin Tianyin viciously, he was completely different from when he was facing Leo. Lin Tianyin's forehead suddenly popped up with blue veins, and he almost had the urge to rush over and snap off the corners of his head.
Calm down... be calm.
Fortunately, Leo was not affected by the strange attitude of the unicorn. Although this matter was strange to him, his attitude was still polite: "Then what do you need, Mr. Primelot VI."
[Just call someone Dick. ]
The unicorn immediately put on a shy look again, quickly retracted its sticking tongue, and quickly blinked several times at Leo. I don't know if it was Lin Tianyin's illusion, but she found that this perverted unicorn had grown eyelashes in an instant, it was as wretched as it could be...
[I only have one request, that is, I hope this cute and pure boy will have a true love kiss with me?]
"..."
Leo finally fell into a long silence again, his face became uglier than ever, but he didn't seem to have the tendency to break out. The unicorn started sticking out its tongue again, as if looking forward to it. Lin Tianyin stepped forward expressionlessly, and asked again: "Then, besides you, are there any other unicorns in this forest?"
[Of course I didn't mess with it! snort! ] Dick raised his chin triumphantly, pointed his nostrils at Lin Tianyin, [Only I am the only one, if you want a role, you can only ask me! Come on baby! As long as that pure and beautiful boy gives me a true love kiss with me, I will give you the horns! ]
"Be sure first, Leo, you probably don't want to kiss this thing." Lin Tianyin turned to look at Leo, and in order to respect the other party's wishes, she still asked the question carefully.
[Impolite little bitch! He even called Xiaoye a thing! Young master, I am much higher than you human beings! ] Dick was a little angry when he heard the words, and let out a "chichi" breath from his nostrils.
"..."
Leo looked at Lin Tianyin silently. After a long time, he bit his lip and finally choked out a sentence: "Isn't that nonsense! Let me die!"
[What? You guys have to think about it, no kisses of true love, just no horns! Boots! ]
"Well, then I know." Lin Tianyin nodded expressionlessly, then suddenly rushed forward, grabbed the horns on top of Dick's head and began to snap off.
[What-? ! What do you want to do! Get off my back, you bitch! Ouch it hurts! Let me let you go! ! ]
"Shut up, you faggot! Give us the horn!"
Dick struggled violently, and Lin Tianyin wrestled with it, holding on to its silver-white mane and riding on its back, Dick jumped up and down, desperately trying to throw Lin Tianyin off.
"Leo, come and help cut off its horn!" Lin Tianyin almost exerted all her strength, but she couldn't break off the horn. This is really unscientific, knowing that her strength is enough to smash a gate and a huge rock. Lin Tianyin had no choice but to ask for help from Leo who was standing by.
Leo froze for a moment, then immediately drew his sword and slashed at Dick's horn without hesitation.
However, when the blade touched the sharp corner, a "bang" sound was heard. Dick raised his front hooves, and the sword in Leo's hand almost flew out, but the horn on its head didn't even have a single crack.
What? ! This unscientific!
Lin Tianyin was stunned. She had seen how sharp Leo's sword was, but she didn't expect it to be unscathed! How tough is that horn? !
[Boots! Do you think my horns are so easy to snatch? I'm angry with you guys! I won't exchange it with you! ] Dick neighed, then suddenly spread his hooves and began to rampage.
"...Since this is the case, there is nothing we can do." Leo hesitated for a moment, then decisively picked up the knife again, "... just kill this guy."
"What? Wait, don't mess around, Leo! Although this perverted unicorn is an asshole, we still can't kill the beast...!!"
Leo rushed over without saying a word. Before Lin Tianyin could stop him, Dick neighed again, turned his head and rushed to the other end of the lake. Lin Tianyin had to hold on to its silvery mane to prevent herself from being thrown off its back. The unicorn galloped with her like a grass mud horse for several miles, and left Leo without a trace. Lin Tianyin was bumped on its back until the unicorn lost all strength, and finally collapsed in front of a towering tree. Its tongue hangs down on the ground, panting continuously through its nostrils, like a grass mud horse exposed to the summer sun.
[Huha... I'm so exhausted! You are so hateful! Huha... ]
"Just give us the horn..." Lin Tianyin was also exhausted, lying beside the unicorn panting, "I told you that we need your horn to save the world... haha... thanks The current Demon King is a good-for-nothing, that’s why he didn’t bother you. If the real Demon King awakens, you won’t be able to escape even in this forest…”
[Huh... But the rules are the rules, unless there are pure and beautiful boys who give me a true love kiss, I will not give you the horns! ] Dick stood up from the ground and glared at Lin Tianyin angrily, [But the boy just now is no longer to be messed with! He actually wanted to kill me just now! Master, don't mess with him with a true love kiss! Unless you go and bring a beautiful and pure boy paper to me! ]
"..."
……………
Lin Tianyin stared at the unicorn, a little speechless.
I really can't complain... Why can a unicorn, which symbolizes purity and beauty, be so perverted! And judging by that virtue, it still has the temperament of a grass-mud horse... How much does it look like a unicorn? ! The original author who came up with this setting is simply a pervert among perverts, a fighter among perverts!
"Aren't the other conditions okay..." Lin Tianyin was very speechless and wanted to discuss with it, except that the only men in Leo's team were Celier and Gagav. She doesn't know if Celil is pure or not, but Gagaff is probably a virgin and hasn't run away. It's just that this guy is a public face and I don't know if he can meet the requirements of the unicorn... Damn, don't make such difficult requirements for her, okay? ! Where can she find a beautiful boy!
But thinking of this, Lin Tianyin suddenly had an idea, and an excellent idea popped up in her mind (please read it with Zhen Huan).
... Oh, how did she almost forget that there were two more...